Chapter 009: Still Want to Pay Bribes?
"Gold? Do you want to bribe the old man? Don't you look at how ugly you have become, and you still have the face to bribe? The old janitor snorted coldly and won the gold medal: "I won't confiscate the money, don't take it as an example, you guys get out!" ”
Before he could finish speaking, the door clicked and closed again, and if you listened closely, you could hear the latch locking inside. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
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"Poof......" Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao couldn't help laughing.
Bo Yi was stupid, so he stood there in such a polite posture and looked like a stupid person, and he didn't move.
Five minutes later.
"Is he okay, how did he become a vegetative person?" Shen Gongbao cautiously discussed with Jia Xu: "I said that we should run quickly, if it is found that he is genuine inside, and he has become a vegetative person, the two of us will not be able to tell." ”
"I'm not afraid, I can fight 10,000." Jia Xu habitually blew a fresh and refined bullie, but after blowing it, even he blushed a little: "I'll go and see it quietly first, in case something really happens, we won't be too late to run." ”
Not to mention that Jia Xu was righteous enough, and he didn't know where to touch a stick, so he tiptoed behind Bo Yi Kao and stabbed Bo Yi Kao's calf with a stick.
No response.
Jia Xu hesitated for a moment, and saw that Shen Gongbao was already urging him to leave, but he still wanted to rescue him.
"Pounce!"
This time it was a stab in the eye.
"Oh!!"
Bo Yi Kao finally spoke, but the voice was deformed, thin and sharp, elongating the voice, as if it pierced the soul of the sorrow.
Seeing that Bo Yi Kao finally spoke out, Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao were relieved, what should they do if something really happened.
Jia Xu threw the stick, walked in front of Bo Yi Kao, and saw a distorted face, tears and snot all over his face, and the feeling of sadness was unforgettable......
"The eldest prince?" Jia Xu said hello tentatively: "When the sun comes out, I climb the hillside, and when I climb the hillside, I want to sing...... No, no, no, you are too, isn't it just that you can't get over your face, as for crying like this? ”
"At first, I was faceless, but I didn't cry...... Bo Yi Kao sobbed and looked at Jia Xu: "I'm in pain......"
"What!? Someone would dare to hurt you!? I don't know what the relationship between you and me is flying on the grass Jia Wenhe? Even my son dares to fight!? Jia Xu was furious, looked around like a mad dog, and saw the wooden stick lying on the ground at a glance, laughed fiercely, and jumped in front of the stick: "Bang'er, Bang'er, you have practiced for thousands of years, you shouldn't have offended the eldest prince, today I, Jia Wenhe, will come to do the right thing for heaven!" ”
With a click, the wooden stick was broken by Jia Xu's inhumane stepping.
Jia Xu sighed, wiped the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead, and turned around to pose as if he was fortunate to be killed: "Eldest son, Dad has avenged you!" ”
Bo Yikao gritted his teeth and popped out two words: "Thank you." ”
At that moment, there was a clanging behind the gate, and after a pleasant "squeak" (prolonged sound), the gate finally opened again, and it was no longer the dreaded old man with the white beard.
"Big brother! Oh, big brother, it's really you! ”
A young man who was no less luxuriously dressed than Bo Yi Kao originally wore ran out in a hurry without even having time to put on his shoes, and hugged Bo Yi Kao without looking, and greeted him warmly: "Big brother, you are really slow, little brother, I have been waiting here for many days...... Forehead ......"
The young man finally had time to see the current appearance of Bo Yi Kao, the corners of his mouth twitched a little, and he let go of his enthusiastic hands without a trace and kept a short distance from Bo Yi Kao.
"Big brother......?" The young man looked left and right, and pondered for a moment.
"Someone! Blow them away! The young man was furious: "Boldly Diao Min, you dare to pretend to be my eldest brother to deceive, can you fool me Ji Fa with this **** disguise technique!?" ”
"Don't!" Bo Yi was shocked, if he really wanted to be blown away again, let alone save Daji, he would have to live on the streets.
"I'm really your eldest brother, Ji Fa, take a closer look, it's me, it's me, I'm Bo Yi Kao!" Bo Yi Kao is about to cry, and the bad luck in this life is not as much as he has suffered in a day today.
"Are you really my big brother......?" Ji Fa raised his hands and stopped the twenty or thirty big men who wanted to come forward to beat him, and took a closer look at Bo Yi Kao's little face, which was almost disfigured: "I don't believe it, you are much more handsome than my eldest brother." ”
"It's really me! Believe it or not! Bo Yi was also in a hurry, and he didn't have time to care if there were dozens of people watching, he loosened his pants pocket, pointed to the three inches below his lower abdomen and shouted: "Look at this baby!" ”
The more than 20 big men around and Jia Xushen Gongbao behind are stupid, this rich man's style is maverick, he really knows how to play.
"Huh? Don't move! Ji Fa was not surprised, he nodded a few times on his hand, and nodded happily: "Nine moles, it's true, big brother!" It turns out that you are really my big brother! ”
"Yes! Brother, I'm really your eldest brother! Bo Yi Kao then lifted his pants and hugged Ji Fa and cried.
"Brother, why haven't you seen you for a few days, but you have become like this? Although he has become much more handsome...... Ji Fa took Bo Yi Kao's hands, looked at Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao behind him, and asked, "These two are the brothers of your beggar gang?" ”
"No, these two are ......"
Before Bo Yi Kao finished speaking, Ji Fa let go of Bo Yi Kao's hands, took out a piece of gold from his arms, gave Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao a big hug, and said gratefully: "Thank you two for taking care of my brother, it is really impossible to repay, and only so thank you for your great kindness, if you have any difficulties in the future, you can come to me Ji Fa, the brother of the eldest brother, is my friend!" ”
After that, Ji Fa stuffed the gold into Jia Xu's hand, turned his head to the twenty or thirty big men, and excitedly pulled Bo Yi into the house: "Oh, the eldest brother is in the dust, brother will let the subordinates prepare a soup bath for the eldest brother, the eldest brother is not hungry, I will let the kitchen cook for you, and the younger brother I will send you two snacks to fill your stomach first......"
Bo Yi tried hard to interject and turn back, but was dragged into the house by Ji Fa, and the twenty or thirty big men tacitly blocked the door, covering the sight on both sides, and when Ji Fa's greeting voice became smaller and smaller, the twenty or thirty big men glanced at Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao coldly, and the meaning was already obvious.
"Hey, Brother Jia......" Shen Gongbao whispered in Jia Xu's ear: "This big family is interesting enough, you and I haven't worked yet, the money will be given first, by the way, how much did the young master give you?" ”
"Let me correct you, it's because I haven't done my job yet, so I'll give me the money first." Jia Xu stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Shen Gongbao's nose: "As for your accounts, it seems that people are ready to repay their accounts after finding the organization." ”
"What!?" Shen Gongbao was furious: "He is powerful and powerful, and he can't bully people like this!" The state has repeatedly ordered that migrant workers are not allowed to be in arrears of wages, how dare they do this!? ”
Shen Gongbao flicked his sleeves, stepped forward in two steps, and swept around with eyes that were colder than these thirty big men, not to mention, there were really people who were scared by him.
"Why is this, why is this!" Shen Gongbao is compassionate and compassionate, and he has a good fairy style: "I have practiced for thousands of years, and today I will let you know that I am amazing!" ”
Twenty or thirty big men are like facing a great enemy, cold sweat looms on their foreheads, and some of the more timid ones are even frightened to take two steps back, which is also reasonable.
Shen Gongbao didn't say much, sneered, rubbed his hands, and suddenly the white light flashed, as if the sky and the earth changed color, and the yin wind howled in the sky, and the thirty big men who blew couldn't open their eyes.
"Look at my supernatural powers!" Shen Gongbao shouted, his hands pulled suddenly, and he saw that the white light in his hand exploded instantly, and a wooden board was pulled out of it!
A big quaint wooden plank!
It's very similar to a coffin lid.
Jia Xu exclaimed: "This is a magic weapon!" ”
Sure enough, Shen Gong Leopard's index finger and middle finger were together, and another dazzling streamer flashed, surging around Shen Gong Leopard's fingertips.
Shen Gongbao referred to the pen, and began to write after brushing on the wooden board!
Jia Xu exclaimed again: "I know, this is Lingyan!" That patch that goes with the word, this version of the dog! ”
After Shen Gongbao finished casting the spell, the dust settled, and five deep characters were carved from top to bottom on the big wooden board by Shen Gongbao's fingers:
Pay back my hard-earned money
This is not over, Shen Gongbao put a wooden plank on the ground, and actually poked it into the stone slab ground, and entered the soil for three points!
"Big news, big news, the eldest son of Xibohou owes 50,000 yuan for eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and ran away with his good friends, we have no choice but to peddle the news that there are nine big moles on Boyi Kao chicken here, as long as five money, as long as five money! Bo Yi test you bastard, not a person, you pay back my hard-earned money, you pay me back my hard-earned money! ”
Shen Gongbao said it with emotion, and even sang it in the tune of Eighteen Mo, looking at his eyebrows dancing, he seemed surprised that he could actually say such a lot of unaware jokes to carry out a fierce personal attack on the boss who did not give money.
Those twenty or thirty men were stupid, and they couldn't understand what Shen Gongbao was saying at all, but looking at the series of cool special effects in front of him, no one dared to act rashly, and for a while, Shen Gongbao was a villain, and he was very happy.
The scene was deadlocked.
However, this situation did not last long, and after a while, a beautiful little girl came out of the house, probably a maid, delicate and lovely, a little more beautiful than the average lady of a rich family.
As soon as the little maid came out, she was obviously a little surprised to see that Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao had not been driven away, but she didn't say anything.
"It turns out that the two sons are actually immortals who have attained the Tao in Kunlun Mountain, it's really a slack, please do the two." The little maid's low-eyebrow pleasing style made Shen Gongbao embarrassed to be angry, but just snorted.
The maid turned around again, changed her appearance again, frowned, and said angrily to the twenty or thirty men: "A group of nerds, don't you quickly welcome the two immortals!" ”
The blame of the beauty is a beautiful thing, and the group of big men are not annoyed, they quickly lined up in two rows, from the door to the door, standing neatly, just now they were still looking like ruffians, but now they are really a group of professional soldiers.
"Respectfully invite the two immortals!"
Uniform, loud voice, but unfortunately there is a fly in the ointment, this is a group of five big and three rough men, if a group of beautiful women are welcome, presumably even the heart will be crispy seven points.
"Ahem, you're welcome, you're welcome."
Shen Gongbao is actually about to turn his head in his heart, but on the surface, he is calm and calm, and he looks like a fairy.
"If I really become a national teacher, I must have this routine at home, all replaced by little girls, I don't have to work every day, just wait at the door to welcome me, welcome the lord home, the lord goes out hard, please walk slowly, oops, beautiful, beautiful!"
Shen Gongbao's careful thinking was opened, and even the small steps were cheerful, it was just a random thing, but now Shen Gongbao wants to succeed incomparably.
Jia Xu grinned, and followed behind Shen Gongbao's ass in a very low-key manner, sure enough, it was cool under the big tree, and there was a little fat man in front of him blocking the sun, and even the air seemed to be much fresher and cooler.
The little maid lowered her eyebrows and led the two through the hall, past the front yard, the garden, and the swimming pool, but you can see: the blue clear glass is made, the bright and bright treasure is made up, the buildings and palaces, the carved beams and painted buildings, a good fairyland on earth, it is difficult for the princely family to have such a family background.
"It's amazing......" Shen Gongbao was surprised in his heart, he only felt that he was eye-opening but he was embarrassed to look around like a countryman taking care of his identity as a fairy, seeing that the little girl who led the way in front of him didn't seem to want to look back, when the maids, servants and guards who came and went didn't pay attention, Shen Gongbao took a step back and whispered to Jia Xu: "Brother Jia, I never thought that the princes of the human world would be so rich, this is just an idle house is so luxurious, and I Kunlun Mountain is already out of reach. Not to mention the emperor's residence, I'm afraid it's even more amazing! ”
"Well...... After all, it is still a slave society, and no one says anything about the ruthlessness of exploitation. Jia Xu is still full of flying missiles, and he can't stop the nonsense of the door: "But this house is indeed a bit excessive, we have gone almost a stick of incense, and it is not over yet, this is enough to eat a meal and then pee." ”
Jia Xu nodded and asked curiously. "By the way, how did you change that trick? What about the big board, where are you hiding? ”
"Coming from Kunlun Mountain to the song, I accidentally bumped into a tomb robber in the field on the way, he was very enthusiastic, he took my hand and told me that the person who met me, he was gracious, and I accepted the coffin lid he forced on me." Shen Gongbao said.
As she spoke, the little girl walked to a room with two middle-aged and old men, although the decoration was not as gorgeous as other buildings, but it was not simple, the maid turned around and bent over to Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao: "Wait a minute, the two of you." ”
The door didn't close, and there was a knock on the doorframe.
"The eldest son, the second son, the two immortals have already come."