Chapter 010: Phoenix Bird
"Oh, the two immortals, it's rude, it's really rude, Xiao Wang and his brother haven't seen each other for a few days, and it's hard to help themselves, but they are negligent in entertaining the two immortals, please forgive me!"
It was Ji Fa who ran out first, and before the shoes were put on, he was in a hurry to come out to greet him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Forgive, forgive, I'll forgive you for the money I gave you." Jia Xu walked into the house with a big grin, his little eyes were still turning slightly, but after a while, Jia Xu was unhappy, the most valuable thing in this room is probably the hemp finch hanging by the window, hey, the tail is quite long, but it is a bit rare.
"Master, I'm really embarrassed, let me introduce you, this is my second brother, Ji Fa." Bo Yi Kao also walked out of the inner room, although his nose was still blue and his face was swollen, but after a short while, he had already taken a shower and changed his clothes, and he looked much more energetic than at noon.
Jia Xu suddenly looked back and said in shock: "Ji!?" ”
"It's Ji Fa, it's not Ji ......," Bo Yi reminded in a low voice.
But Jia Xu still seemed to be in shock, and he didn't listen to it at all: "One of the two brothers is called Ji Bo, and the other is called Ji Bar...... I'm really getting more and more eager to meet your father......"
Jia Xu was shocked here, Shen Gongbao was not idle, looked around, and there was no one on his mouth, so he opened his mouth and came: "Eldest son, you don't seem to have any status in your family?" The place where I live is in tatters, yo, this is still a bird, this is a sparrow or a partridge, it eats quite fat, if it is behind my Kunlun Mountain canteen, such a fat bird can't live for a soak in urine. ”
"This is the phoenix ......" Bo Yi Kao wiped the sweat on his head: "I was seven years old in Xiqi to learn, just after blowing found that this phoenix fell on my shoulder, I brought home and found that I didn't eat anything to feed, and I didn't want to come down on my shoulder, and then I asked my father to know that this bird is a phoenix, not sycamore wood does not inhabit, non practice (bamboo after flowering) do not eat, non-Liquan does not drink, I Xiqi also has a sycamore sacred wood, but unfortunately has long been made into a coffin by my father, Although such a frameless birdcage was made of leftovers, and the bamboo could also be transplanted, it was only here that Liquan was sent here except for the top of Kunlun Mountain, so it was sent here. ”
Bo Yi Kao gently stroked the back of the phoenix, and the phoenix also shook his body in cooperation: "As for saying that this house is shabby, but there is no way to do it, the phoenix is fire, all gold, silver and bronze utensils will be melted if they are left here for a long time, and this is also what I asked my father for, and there is nothing that the immortal chief said." ”
"This is the center of the city, and I believe that there is gutter oil, how can there be a Liquan...... By the way, what does Liquan mean? Jia Xu put his head out of the window, the window was lush and vibrant, and he could vaguely see many small birds nesting around the perimeter around this room, chirping and chirping.
"Yi!?"
Jia Xu took a closer look at a thin stream of water not far away, but the strange thing was that the water had no roots or source, and he didn't know where it came from or where it was going, so it hung a section of water out of thin air, as if he had moved a spring from nowhere.
"It's amazing! If this kind of black technology is placed in 5,000 years, it should be the legendary space technology, I didn't expect it to be able to do it! Jia Xu patted the phoenix and said angrily: "Borrow it." ”
Bo Yi is smiling, the phoenix is arrogant, if there is no sycamore to fall, he would rather die of exhaustion, if he has no practice to eat, he would rather starve to death, how can he be willing to accommodate a mortal, even if he is a mortal with high ability and is called an "immortal".
However, Bo Yi Kao never expected that the phoenix glanced at Jia Xu, his eyes were full of disdain, and his big tail wagged and shook three times, as if to say: stupid human being.
But!
But then, the phoenix really spread its wings and flew out of the window, hovering in mid-air, evoking a colorful glow.
Bo Yi Kao is stupid, Ji Fa is also stupid, in fact, it is a bit of an omen from when Jia Xu patted the phoenix, where is the body of the phoenix that ordinary people are close to, even Ji Chang, the father of Bo Yi Kao, can't touch this divine bird, just because this divine bird seems harmless, but if everything touches, it will turn into ashes in an instant, of course, as for why Bo Yi Kao can not be afraid of this high temperature, even Ji Chang is not clear.
Shen Gongbao didn't care much, after all, he had seen the world, thinking about it carefully, it seemed that there were indeed two or three of these birds in the kitchen of Kunlun Mountain, it turned out that this was the phoenix, and he didn't pay much attention to these things when he used to patronize and learn the art of retreat every day.
Jia Xu said thank you, got out of the window, walked to the intercepted spring and looked carefully, and touched the end of the spring water with his hand, there was nothing, but if you pressed it down again, you could clearly feel the impact of the water, and then Jia Xu tried to test the place where the spring water disappeared, and sure enough, it was the same, and it disappeared without a trace at the end, not a drop fell.
Shen Gongbao also came from the window at this time, walked to Jia Xu's side, took some water from his hand and washed his hands, and then put it to his mouth and licked it: "Isn't this the water used to wash rice in the back kitchen of Kunlun Mountain, it tastes a little sweet, it may have been poured out after washing rice...... Is this water expensive in the human world? ”
Jia Xu didn't say anything, the phoenix bird hovering in the air seemed to be unhappy, and when he opened his mouth, a fireball spit out towards Shen Gong Leopard.
"Hey, the little fat man has a pretty bad temper!" Shen Gongbao rolled a lazy donkey to avoid the sneak attack of the phoenix bird, took a little rice water in his right hand, took it into his mouth, and spit out a huge column of water with a "poof", extinguishing the fire on the shrubs and flowers that had just been burned, and looked at the phoenix bird in the sky, and laughed: "Don't be angry, I was mistaken, I'm sorry!" ”
"If the apology is useful, what else do you want Foxconn to do." Jia Xu waved his hand: "Bragging nonsense, you will be stuffed here to block the spring sooner or later, let's go back to the house and talk about our plan!" ”
Jia Xu thanked the phoenix, who seemed to be no longer angry, and dragged Shen Gongbao back from the window.
"There are all kinds of wonders in the world, and life is wonderful." After Jia Xu returned to the house, he was full of emotion, and the phoenix, the divine bird behind him, landed on the birdcage again, and his eyes were full of arrogance.
"What the Great Immortal said is that the two Great Immortals are still strong in mana, and even the Divine Bird Phoenix also looks at the two of them differently!" After Ji Fa saw Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao both revealing some tricks just now, he finally believed that his brother was really not brainbroken, so he invited two people to ask for food at home.
"Phoenix? Oh, you say this little girl. Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and pointed to the phoenix behind him: "Although she is indeed using the phoenix body now, in essence, she is still a person...... Otherwise, what do you think I mean when I say that life is wonderful? ”
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
Bo Yi Kao and Ji Fa grew their mouths, and Shen Gongbao was also stunned, and secretly looked at the phoenix and didn't seem to pay attention to himself, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and he was thinking about whether to cook or blow up this phoenix just now.
"What? You still don't know? Jia Xu pointed at Bo Yikao with a natural look of 'this is not known to Chinese' and said: "She and you are destined for three lives, and the last life is the last life, but you said to her before you died, you want to tie the knot with her again in the next life, you may just talk casually, but she took it seriously, she was reincarnated as a phoenix after her death but still remembered you, so she fell on your shoulders when you were seven years old and stayed in the mortal dust, otherwise why do you think she even burned your father or didn't burn you?" ”
Later, she followed you home, seeing that you were only seven years old and Daji fell in love, but the grief in your heart was speechless, you think about it carefully, you don't want to leave your shoulder, crying, making trouble and going on a hunger strike, how can you see it all a wife's protest to her husband looking for a mistress, right? Since she has landed on your shoulder, then she is no longer a divine bird, where will there be non-sycamore trees that do not live, do not practice and do not eat, and do not drink non-Liquan? ”
Shen Gongbao was shocked: "You know so much detail!" ”
Jia Xu looked at the disbelief on the faces of Bo Yi Kao and the others, and scratched his head: "You have to believe it or not, wait, you look carefully." ”
Jia Xu turned around, closed his eyes, opened them again, and said in his mouth: "Appearance!" ”
There was a hint of panic and confusion in the phoenix's arrogant eyes, fluttering its wings as if trying to fly away, but no matter how she waved her wings, she couldn't move her body a single step.
The body of the phoenix exudes a five-colored divine light, getting brighter and brighter, and the appearance of the phoenix gradually turns into the face of a girl, and the fire-like wings become a bright feather coat, which is draped on the girl's body.
The five-colored divine light dissipated, and an orchid-like girl dressed in a feather robe like a flame fell to the spot, her face may not be stunning, and her figure may not be flawless, but her natural elegance is as elegant as a white orchid. But it is beyond the reach of women in the human world.
"Look, she said she's a girl." Jia Xu was proud, and proudly glanced at the circle of three people who had not seen it.
The woman glared at Jia Xu and wanted to say something, but she only opened her mouth and couldn't make a sound.
"This woman is very good, with her with her for a lifetime, what else do I want to do?" Bo Yi Kao shook his forehead, made a chic appearance, looked at the phoenix girl affectionately with his eyes, and slowly approached her: "Goddess, I have made you wait for me for a long time, and I have suffered you......"
Ji Fa frowned, and subconsciously took two steps back, because he suddenly remembered that when he was a child, he seemed to have hit this bird with a slingshot with a group of dog legs.
Shen Gongbao was taken aback, and suddenly remembered the phoenixes in the kitchen of Kunlun Mountain, if they could become such beautiful women, it seemed a pity that they were just used for dinner.
Bo Yi Kao walked in front of the goddess step by step, his eyes were full of tenderness, as if he had remembered the mountain alliance and sea oath between them, Bo Yi Kao slowly stretched out his hand, wanting to hold the goddess: "We, long time no see......"
And the goddess still stood there, as graceful as a white orchid, but she didn't say anything.
"Goddess, you ......"
"Don't work in vain, they all said that you only have the third life of heaven to marry, this is the fourth life, you are destined to have no hope." Jia Xu seemed to be gloating: "In the first three lives, you were all talented and beautiful, and you were the right person, although this is the case in this life, but with you and Daji in front, she has been waiting for you to change your mind is actually just an obsession, and when you came back with a blue nose and swollen face today, she suddenly found that she was not as obsessed with you as she imagined...... Don't stare at me, this is destiny, without me, you have to fall and disfigure, oops, providence, providence! ”
"Huh? That's it! Bo Yi Kao glanced at the goddess in disappointment and sighed: "Forget it, then I don't force it, I'll still choose Daji." ”
"You scumbag......" Shen Gongbao and Ji Fa whispered at the same time.
"Scum!"
Shen Gongbao and Ji Fa were taken aback at the same time: Phoenix Bird actually told the truth, which is really happy!
The goddess seems to have become accustomed to the human body, and can already open her mouth to speak: "Since you and I have nothing to do with each other, I will take my leave." ”
"Don't, you're alone, you're not a divine bird anymore, you can't even go back to Phoenix Mountain, where else can you go? What's more, now that the demons are in trouble, it's never safe to be outside, so it's better to stay! "Bo Yi Kao is not unwilling, but after all, everyone has been a husband and wife for three generations, and they can be regarded as their own birds, of course they will still care.
"yes, don't be busy, I might have to ask you for help tomorrow." Jia Xu also coaxed on the side: "In case we don't succeed in fooling Yin Shou, Xu has also prepared a means to blow the flute and attract the phoenix...... Don't look at me like that, that's right, that phoenix is referring to you......"
The goddess's face became even more ugly, and her expression, which was still a little hesitant, instantly became resolute, and with a flick of her long sleeves, she rode the wind with a phoenix chirp and broke out of the window, but after a few breaths, she was already gone.
"Oops! Why is this gone, the perfect plan has a flaw like this, it's really sad! Jia Xu stretched out his hand and pretended to keep it, but no matter from the look or behavior, there was no idea of wanting to keep people, so he was a single dog who had no ability to fall in love.