Chapter 011: No wonder I'm so handsome

"Okay, the ones in the way are gone, and it's much easier to do next. www.biquge.info"Jia Xu clapped his hands very complacently, as if he had done a great deed comparable to the liberation of the trapped and suffering people all over the world.

"Oh, Master, what are you doing, no...... I'm going to get her back, she's a delicate woman alone......" Bo Yikao frowned worriedly, and without thinking about it, he was ready to rush out and chase the goddess back.

"Rest easy, young man!" Jia Xu held him down and shook his head: "If you chase her back now, our plan won't be able to go ahead tomorrow." ”

"...... this?" Bo Yi was stupid: "What does this have to do with the goddess?" ”

This time, it was Shen Gongbao who replied: "Although you are a prince and a prince, you don't understand many rules of the fairy world, the phoenix is a divine bird, even if she falls into the mortal world and no longer has divinity, but she still has some characteristics of a divine bird, such as spitting fire, such as driving away evil spirits, in the human world, whether it is a king or a prince, there are divine objects to protect it, ordinary demons or people with ill intentions are difficult to harm, even if the magic power is high, it is impossible to use mana to kill a prince in the human world even if he is dying." ”

"Tomorrow we are going to fool Yin Shou, if you pay attention to the bird on the side, even if Yin Shou is blinded by pig, she will be wise and martial arts to refuse superstition, so she must go, and she must not stay in Chaoge City." Jia Xu nodded and said that although Shen Gongbao didn't know what he said, he could not pretend to understand at all: "Besides, your fate with her is over, so it's better not to force it." ”

"But ......" Bo Yi Kao was a little unconvinced: "The goddess was brought to Chaoge from Xiqi, so what kind of divine beasts and divine birds did you have to drive away those divine beasts and birds in Chaoge City?" ”

"Of course, for example, Huang Feihu's five-colored sacred cow, when the imperial master Wen Zhong's ink unicorn, and the seven-trick finch of the prime minister of Bigan, are all two, but ......" Shen Gongbao said this, and even he frowned: "It's also a coincidence, the five-colored divine cow is short-tempered, Huang Feihu is afraid that it will hurt people, except for wartime, they are all tied to the military camp outside the city, Wen Taishi has been conscripting Di Rong and has not returned, Bigan's seven-trick finch has been turned into a seven-trick exquisite heart many years ago, and the queen's Pleiades chicken was killed by the prince with a slingshot, and the soup was boiled...... To be honest, the whole dynasty song city is still on duty with your phoenix. ”

Bo Yi Kao was stupid, and on the other side, Ji Fa, who has always been known for his ability to speak well, found that he couldn't insert a word, and he was stupid, and these unknown supernatural things that Shen Gongbao said felt too powerful.

"Providence wants to change the dynasty, that's why there will be this series of coincidences or accidents, your rescue of Daji out of the palace is just a trivial incident, just like you steal a mechanical pencil from inside before the collapse of a high-rise building, it is a truth, it is very safe." Although Jia Xu also listened to it in his heart, his face was still the same as just now, calm and natural, as if he had known all this for a long time.

And in fact, it does have an effect, Shen Gongbao looked at Jia Xu as if he had known it for a long time, and couldn't help but sigh, these things should only be circulated among the high-level leaders such as Hongjun Patriarch, and he only knew these things because of coincidence, so it seems that Jia Xu really has an extraordinary background.

"Hey!!???" Ji Fa understood this sentence, and the four words of changing the dynasty were really thunderous, urging people to urinate blindly.

"How?" Bo Yi Kao was puzzled.

"You, you...... Big brother, you ......" Ji Fa's tone suddenly lowered, and he gave Bo Yi a look in his eyes: "Your plan for tomorrow is ......"

"Oh, we're going to rebel tomorrow, don't you know?" Jia Xu replied as a matter of course.

"Poof......

Bo Yi Kao and Ji Fa both squirted, Bo Yi Kao was shocked, and suddenly found that he still had this plan tomorrow, while Ji Fa was demented, as if he was blaming his eldest brother for doing big things and not taking him to play...... Of course this is not possible.

"What are you shocked about, eldest prince, didn't we say okay, tomorrow you meet Yin Shou, with the name of Wrestling Ding, Brother Shen and I will enter the palace, and in an instant call him will change the dynasty, and the country will change hands." Jia Xu was stunned when he saw Bo Yi Kao and Ji Fa, and Shen Gongbao also looked at him with a shocked face, so he smiled indifferently: "I'm serious." ”

"Don't, big brother, you have to think about your old father and our younger brothers who are still minors, you are hot-headed, our whole family has to lose their heads!" Ji Fa cried a handful of snot and tears, and he didn't let go of Bo Yikao's sleeve, and the desolation of the scene only made the seeers sad and the hearers wept.

Bo Yi Kao didn't care about Ji Fa, he hugged Jia Xu's thigh, and he was also crying and tearful: "Big brother, fairy master, you can't be like this, I rely on my younger brother for my life, and my father is already on crutches, so you should harm others!" ”

Jia Xu ignored them, grabbed Shen Gongbao who wanted to sneak away, and then turned around, helplessly said: "You two brothers are really brothers, with your IQ, I don't dare to cooperate with you to rebel." ”

"That's right!" Bo Yi Kao suddenly realized, then happily got up, and also helped Ji Fa up, after this incident, Ji Fa suddenly found that he had been secretly dealing with his eldest brother for a long time, is it not a little bad.

"Eldest prince, you should go and carve the bamboo board first, the current emperor is still diligent, if you meet a bastard who doesn't ask about political affairs for four or five years, I can't wait." Jia Xu waved his hand, turned his head to Ji Fa and asked, "I don't know if the second son will ...... tomorrow."

"I'm not free, I'm not free, I have to go to the countryside tomorrow to condole, I don't know anything, I haven't heard anything, the sun is so good today, maybe there are people who want to burn straw, I have to catch two, I'm really busy with work, say goodbye." Ji Fa said incoherently while running away, leaving Jia Xu with his mouth open and sighing: "I just want to ask you about tomorrow's yellow calendar......"

Bo Yi Kao didn't know how his younger brother could react so much, shook his head, took a bundle of blank bamboo slips and carving knives from the desk and began to write a letter of introduction, but Bo Yi Kao sat down and just picked up the pen, he still raised his head with some curiosity and asked, "By the way, master, what do you mean by the emperor all the time?" ”

"Well...... It's a fat man in Shaanxi, who likes to eat tomatoes and egg noodles......" Jia Xu thought for a while: "By the way, you don't have tomatoes here." ”

"Tomatoes...... What a strange name. Bo Yi didn't ask where Shaanxi was, the perennial prince couldn't be better, although he still didn't understand, but he satisfied his curiosity, and lowered his head and continued to engrave the book.

"Uncle Ji, you're busy, go out for a walk first, and come back in a while." Jia Xu was born in a poor family, and he is still very interested in the aristocratic residence of the Great Shang Dynasty, and it is rare to come to play once, how to say it, and to brag to others in the future if he can go back to the Three Kingdoms era, the former landlords are much more magnificent than the current princes.

"Walk slowly, walk slowly, remember to come back for dinner in the evening." Bo Yi didn't raise his head in the exam, but it was not impolite, he was not focused, and it was easy to poke his hand with a carving knife.

"Since Brother Jia has such a Yaxing, I will also accompany Brother Jia around." Shen Gongbao also stood up.

The carving knife in Bo Yikao's hand was put down, and he raised his head and asked, "Do you two need a guide?" ”

"No, Brother Jia and I won't get lost...... By the way, there are no forbidden places or women's residences here, right? Shen Gongbao replied confidently, but if he thought about it carefully, he would definitely find that he had almost forgotten the way he came.

"That's not true, this house rarely comes back to live, although there are also women's houses, but now there is no one, if the two immortals want to visit, of course it's no problem." Bo Yi Kao thought about it and stood up, took off the tiger head gold medal from his waist, and handed it to Jia Xu: "The two newcomers have just arrived, and many guards may not recognize the two immortals, in order to prevent them from offending the two, master, you can hang my tiger card on your waist, so that they will all know that you are my honored guest." ”

Jia Xu held the tiger head gold medal in his hand, and his heart was very complicated, so he took the gold medal and asked solemnly: "You don't have to pay it back." ”

"This ......" Bo Yi Kao smiled, "I have already gone home, this is not needed, if the master likes it, this will be given to the master." ”

"Oh, Uncle Ji, you are so generous." Jia Xu was happy this time, and the whole person was much more comfortable.

"Is it Ji Kao or Bo Yi Kao...... Bo Yi Kao's smile was a little stiff, but he still arched his hand: "The two of you have a good time." ”

"Pleasant, pleasant, I feel that today is the happiest day of my life." Jia Xu smiled and nodded his head to thank him, after all, he only came here today in this life.

Jia Xu dragged Shen Gongbao, who was reluctant to stretch out his hand and wanted something, went out, Bo Yikao carefully touched the small gold medal he sewed in his belt, and the cold sweat came down, fortunately, Jia Xu did his job well, just now Shen Gongbao's eyes were straight to look at his trouser belt, and he didn't know how he found out about it.

As soon as Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao turned a corner out of the room, Shen Gongbao's expression changed, calm and composed, advanced and retreated in a measured manner, and behaved politely, which gave him the appearance of a fairy.

"Brother Jia, the Ming people don't say secret words, you know many secrets of my immortal world, and you will never be an unknown person in this mortal world, my Shen Gongbao is also a small way in the immortals, but I have never heard of or seen Brother Tai, and I haven't asked for advice?" Shen Gongbao politely gave a greeting gift among the immortals, and looked at Jia Xu calmly.

Jia Xu broke out in a cold sweat, what kind of background can he have, a charlatan who has been set up by the chengguan team more than a dozen times, and his perennial pretending to be better has finally been punished.

"Does Brother Jia not give face, or do you think that I am a low-hearted Shengong Leopard, and I am not qualified to let Brother Jia say his name?" Seeing that Jia Xu didn't answer, Shen Gong Leopard pressed forward step by step, and his expression became more and more cold, but considering Jia Xu's mysterious background, Shen Gong Leopard was not easy to use, so Shen Gong Leopard's slippery little eyes turned, and he opened his mouth and said: "Insight into the way of heaven, intercept life?" ”

"What?" Jia Xu looked at Shen Gongbao stupidly, like an imbecile.

Shen Gongbao frowned, and said, "Clarify the right principles and make a trip?" ”

“…… What do you mean? Jia Xu looked at Shen Gongbao dumbfounded, as if he was looking at an imbecile who was more incompetent than himself.

Shen Gongbao frowned again and asked three questions: "The beginning of the nameless heaven and earth, the mother of all things?" ”

Jia Xu was overjoyed, and finally came to someone he could understand, and opened his mouth and said: "Therefore, I often have no desire to observe its wonder, and I often have a desire to observe it." These two have the same name and different names, and they are the same mysteries. Mysterious and mysterious, the door of all wonders! ”

"Come on, come on, I'll answer, tell me, what's the prize?" Before Shen Gongbao could express his position, Jia Xu proudly stretched out his hand to ask Shen Gongbao for money.

"No prize...... Shen Gongbao was sweating profusely, saluted Jia Xu, and said humbly: "It turns out that the senior brother is a disciple of the Daode Tianzun, and the senior brother Shen Gongbao has seen the senior brother." ”

"What! It turns out that I am a disciple of Daode Tianzun!? Jia Xu was shocked, and then looked at himself happily: "Xu said why is Xu so handsome and extraordinary, it turns out that I have such a background!" ”

“……”

Shen Gongbao suddenly felt more and more sweat on his head, and asked cautiously, "Aren't you the Grand Master of Xuandu?" ”

"What! It turns out that I am the Grand Master of Xuandu!? Jia Xu was even more shocked, looked at Shen Gongbao expectantly and asked, "I'm an archmage, didn't Heavenly Court give me a room and a subsidy or something?" ”

"Maybe I'm mistaken......" Shen Gongbao rolled his small eyes while wiping his sweat, and thought to himself: This bastard pretended to be crazy and stupid, didn't treat me as his own, and let me try him to see how capable the apprentice of the master was.

Here Shen Gongbao is full of bad things, and Jia Xu over there is also a bad stomach, thinking: Is this fat man a nervous disorder, and asked a lot of nonsense, fortunately, I read a lot of books, and I have read the Tao Te Ching a few times, otherwise it will ruin my identity as an archmage, no, this bastard makes things difficult for me, and I have to give him some color to see.

Shen Gongbao and Jia Xu looked at each other and smiled, pacing in tacit understanding, and slowly approached.

Shen Gongbao is even more sure that Jia Xu is extraordinary, such a high-level pretending skill is not taught by his uncle, who can pretend to be so powerful?

It's too late, it's fast, Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao staggered sideways, flying sand and rocks in an instant, and they didn't see the light of day, and both sides shot at the same time!

Jia Xu's envoy is the palm of Wenhou Lu Bu who captured Huaxiong empty-handed, called the palm that covers the sky, and as soon as the palm comes out, the gods and ghosts are easy to change, and one hand covers the sky.

Look at Shen Gong Leopard again, a good Shen Gong Leopard, although the body is fat, the movement is flexible, so that it is passed down by Hongjun Patriarch, Yuan Shi Tianzun personally taught the five thunder fingers, gather the yin and yang between the heaven and the earth to gather the fingertips, and lead the five elements of the divine thunder for their own use, each of the five fingers has a heavenly thunder, Shen Gong Leopard is brilliant, and it has been practiced for thousands of years into the index finger wood thunder and the middle finger water thunder, looking at the world, only a few people can receive such a wonderful method.

Seeing that both sides made a move, Shen Gongbao and Jia Xu secretly scolded in their hearts at the same time: Despicable villain!

After all, Jia Xu was cunning and cunning, and his shot was three points faster, and a palm blasted out, hitting three inches below Shen Gongbao's lower abdomen, Shen Gongbao was surprised and delighted, surprised that Jia Xu was despicable and shameless, but he was happy to see Jia Xu's palm special effect to catch the emergency, and his golden light and lightning five thunder fingering was too far away.

So Shen Gongbao decided that he could resist Jia Xu's chicken digging hand, and he took the opportunity to carry out crazy output to Jia Xu, so between the lightning and thunder, Shen Gongbao poked Jia Xu's eyes with sparks with two fingers!