Chapter 053: It's Fashionable
Liu Shuxian didn't understand for a while, but Jia Xu spit out the duck feathers in her mouth twice, and said in surprise: "You said this is your clothes?" It's funky, girl! β
The fairy cried even harder: "You...... You're a bad person, you pay me for my clothes......"
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So Jia Xu took off his coat very gentlemanly and handed it to Liu Shuxian, Liu Shuxian understood, put the coat on the fairy's body, and asked kindly: "Little girl, don't be afraid, we are not bad people, can you tell us why you became a duck?" β
It may be that Liu Shuxian is indeed a little charming, the fairy grabbed the coat draped on her body, and hummed angrily: "You are the duck, I am the fairy crane virgin under the throne of the Origin of Kunlun Mountain, and I was ordered to go down the mountain on business, who are you?" Are you in the same league as the unreasonable woman just now? β
Jia Xu glanced at the good figure that the crane virgin's robe couldn't cover, as well as the pretty appearance of the country's natural fragrance, and said with a smile: "The crane virgin? I'll believe in the crane mature woman! I can't see it, the Yuan Shi Tianzun in the Taoist temple is serious, it turns out that he is also a fellow Taoist who understands the joy of life! β
The fairy crane virgin has just come down the mountain, where do you know the dirty transactions of so many adult worlds, although Jia Xu didn't understand a word of what she said, but it seemed that she was praising her master, and it was the fairy crane virgin's attitude towards Jia Xu that eased slightly: "Don't think that I will forgive you if you say two good words......"
Jia Xu looked at the fairy crane virgin very sincerely and smiled: "Misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding, we actually came to find Jiang Ziya's virtuous brother today, but I didn't expect that in just a few days, he moved, right...... According to Shen Gongbao's virtuous brother, wasn't it the crane boy who came with him to sing? But why did she become a girl? β
The fairy crane virgin blinked her eyes wide, glanced at Jia Xu with some curiosity, and then looked at Liu Shuxian, who also looked kind and harmless to humans and animals, and was a little bolder, and asked in a low voice: "You ...... Do you recognize Senior Brother Jiang Ziya and Senior Brother Shen Gongbao? β
Jia Xu patted his chest heroically and said: "It's not just acquaintance, the two of them have to call big brother when they see each other!" β
The fairy crane virgins are stupid, no matter how you look at Jia Xu, she doesn't look like a big man with any background, I didn't expect the two senior brothers who are most favored by the master to respect him so much, could it be that this guy who looks like a lewd pervert is actually a hidden master?
"Big brother?"
"Hey!"
Jia Xu nodded and said smugly: "If it weren't for Xu Die's death, he would still be going to call me dad, in fact, they just have me in their hearts, it really doesn't matter what they call it......"
Liu Shuxian saw that Jia Xu was bragging and a little uncontrollable, so she hurriedly interrupted Jia Xude's boasting, and asked the fairy crane virgin, "What do you call my sister?" How did you get back into your original form and be left on the side of the road? β
When the fairy crane virgin, who was still a little suspicious of Jia Xu's boasting, heard Liu Shuxian mention this, her tears couldn't help but flow down, and she cried sadly: "That old woman is simply not human! Not only punched and kicked me, but also detained the four dislike at home, saying that he wanted to take him back to his hometown to farm, the human world is really terrible, I want Master, I want to go home, woo woo ......"
Jia Xu frowned and touched his chin, listening to the name Siwei, he always felt very familiar.
Seeing such a beautiful little girl crying like a tearful person, even Liu Shuxian, who has begun to slowly like men now, can't help but feel a little unbearable, the little girl's pretty rain pear blossom's small appearance, Liu Shuxian's heart is broken, and finally after Liu Shuxian coaxed and deceived a stick of incense, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian intermittently learned the whole story from the mouth of the crane virgin.
The little girl's name is Yun Ji, she is a virgin under the throne of Kunlun Mountain's Yuan Shi Tianzun, the original plan to seal the gods was opened, and the person who was determined to hold the list was Jiang Ziya, but Jiang Ziya had already been driven down the mountain because of his poor learning, and now he was dying, so Yuan Shi Tianzun decided to let his favorite three generations of disciples Shen Gongbao and the crane boy go down the mountain to find Jiang Ziya together, and bring him the god list and the god whip.
Shen Gong Leopard is a black panther to attain the Tao, I don't know how to practice for many years, the magic is profound, just down the mountain, I dislike the crane boy flying slowly, he took the first step to come to the song, and the crane boy can only follow behind and fly slowly.
Originally, things were actually arranged very well, but the crane boy was also unlucky, just flew for half a day, felt a little thirsty, so he fell down the clouds, and found a stream to drink saliva.
Good to die, the place where the crane boy drinks water is the habitat of the four different beasts, this just arrived at the point of eating, someone sent it to the door, but the four are not like the fun, and it doesn't care what it is, the hungry four are not like a mouthful of the crane boy swallowed the stomach, the poor crane boy has been cultivating immortals on the mountain for many years, and it has just come down the mountain for less than half a day to become the food in the stomach of others.
Four unlike the crane boy who felt a little bloated and painful in his stomach after eating, he fed back and spit out the things in his stomach that were in his stomach, which was the whip that the crane boy carried!
The four are not like the divine beasts, and their spiritual wisdom is not under the immortals, and when it sees the yin and yang beads under the whip of the gods, it knows that the big thing is not good, and it has caused a big disaster.
To say that the four are not like is also honest, the people who ate Kunlun Mountain did not dare to escape, obediently flew to Kunlun Mountain to see Yuan Shi Tianzun, took the initiative to confess the fact that he accidentally ate the crane boy, and asked Yuan Shi Tianzun to open the net and give himself a chance to live.
Yuan Shi Tianzun also has a headache, the divine beast is born and raised, adapts to the laws of nature, and it is the principle of heaven that the weak eat the strong, but it eats its own Kunlun Mountain people, although it is just a miscellaneous subordinate, if you don't dispose of it, I am afraid that you will be gossiped behind your back every day in the future.
So Yuan Shi Tianzun turned his brain, and the more he looked at the four of them, the more pleasing he looked, and decided to let it make up for it, and serve as Jiang Ziyade's mount during the god-sealing period, and then return it to a free body after the god is over.
The crane boy who served tea and water on weekdays died, and this time it was the turn of the crane virgin who made the bed and folded the quilt to deliver the letter, but the crane virgin had four different bodyguards in hand, which was many times better than the luck of the crane boy, of course, the road was safe and sound, but it turned out that Chaoge was injured by an old lady and snatched away the four things, which was really unexpected......
After listening to the whole story, Jia Xu asked strangely: "Could it be that the old woman is a god descending from heaven?" β
Yun Ji shook her head and whispered, "She's just an ordinary old country woman. β
Jia Xu said curiously: "If that old woman can beat you with one hand and have no combat power, I will believe it, but those four are not like divine beasts, and they can still be subject to a woman?" β
When Liu Shuxian heard Jia Xu say this, she also asked with some curiosity: "What kind of species are these four likes?" And the mythical beast with this name? β
Jia Xu nodded and said: "The four are born divine beasts, sitting on them and not entering reincarnation, not falling into hell, invulnerable, invulnerable, and invasive, and the love of heaven and earth, and the phoenix girl of the Boyi Kao family and the colorful sacred cow of the Huang Feihu family are all the way, but later after the research of scientists, these four are actually elk, which are listed as national first-class protected animals......"
Liu Shuxian and Yun Ji were dumbfounded, looked at Jia Xu blankly, and muttered, "The one in the back doesn't understand at all......"
Jia Xu waved his hand and said, "If you don't understand, you can't understand it, anyway, the four things here are definitely not elk, and they still eat meat...... I don't know if the crane is delicious or not, and I say that Miss Yunji ......"
Yun Ji was taken aback by Jia Xu, and hid behind Liu Shuxian in a panic, constantly picking up small pebbles from the ground and throwing them at Jia Xu, her tone was full of panic: "Don't come here!" Don't come here! Yun Ji is not delicious, don't eat me, woo woo ......"
Come on, this is crying again.
Liu Shuxian glanced at Jia Xu angrily, and had to continue to comfort Yun Ji.
Jia Xu said depressedly: "You are sick, what normal man would cook a stunning beauty like you to eat?" At most, I can't lose my body, crying all day long, annoying to death! β
Yun Ji carefully wiped her tears and said, "But you don't look like a normal man......"
Jia Xu was shocked: "You found out all this!?" β
Liu Shuxian said angrily again: "National teacher, don't scare people anymore, is there a way to get the four dislikes back?" Maybe we can still sit on the four different places to go to Kunlun Mountain! β
Jia Xu patted his head and said suddenly: "One accidentally almost forgot about the business, career, career!" Prioritizing the cause first! β
Liu Shuxian nodded with satisfaction and gave Jia Xu a thumbs up.
Jia Xu looked around, walked to the pot that was boiling water, and gently touched the boiling water surface with his index finger, and in an instant, the tumbling level came to a halt, with Jia Xude's index finger as the center, and the water surface spread out faint ripples.
Jia Xu pinched the trick with his left hand, and once again lightly touched the water with his right index finger, and read: "Request a video call, it is being connected......
On the side, Yun Ji asked Liu Shuxian in a low voice: "Sister, what is he reading?" β
Liu Shuxian's face stiffened, and she pretended to be calm and said: "This is reciting the mantra of the Divine Language, and you don't understand it when I tell you." β
Yun Ji was fooled by Liu Shuxian for no reason, and nodded as if she didn't understand: "Oh......"
Here Liu Shuxian and Yun Ji commented behind Jia Xu's back, Jia Xu's face was happy, his index finger left the water, the ripples gradually subsided, this pot of boiling water became clear, and some vague scenes slowly emerged on the water surface.
Jia Xu pursed his lips, a little dissatisfied, and blew towards the surface of the water, and the picture on it gradually became clear.
Jia Xu laughed, pulled Yun Ji and asked, "Look, there are four things in this water?" β
Yun Ji was still struggling after her wrist was grabbed by Jia Xu, hearing Jia Xu say this, Yun Ji subconsciously glanced into the water, but was surprised to find that what was reflected in the water was actually the divine beast that had taken him from Kunlun Mountain to Chaoge, four dislike!
"This ...... These are the four dislikes! You're amazing...... How did you do that? Is there a mechanism in this water......"
Yun Ji was curious and gently poked the water with her hand like a baby, and even the robe she was wearing was slightly loose, and she didn't notice that a large area of white skin was leaking out of the spring light.
Of course, with the eyesight of Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian, they naturally found out, but they tacitly agreed that they didn't mention anything, just exchanged glances and smiled at each other.
"Ahh What are you looking at!? Perverted! Rogue! β
Jia Xu's voyeuristic behavior was finally discovered by the little girl, after all, people are just naΓ―ve, not stupid, as soon as the wind blows, they feel that something is wrong, and when they turn around, they see Jia Xu looking at himself with his eyebrows.
The little girl screamed, grabbed the pot casually, and a whole pot of boiling water slammed onto Jia Xu's head, and smoke came out of Jia Xu's head.
Yun Ji hid behind Liu Shuxian angrily, pitifully hugged Liu Shuxian's arm and said, "Sister......"
Liu Shuxian coughed lightly twice, and righteously pointed at Jia Xu, who was rolling on the ground, and shouted: "Shameless rats! The scum of the world! β
Jia Xu put the lid on his head, got up from the ground with difficulty, and said sadly: "You also have a share!" Why is it only bad luck? β
When Liu Shuxian heard this, she stroked her hair lightly and smiled: "Is the national teacher going to blame the slave family?" β
Jia Xu only felt that her whole body was trembling, Liu Shuxian, who had always been grinning like a man, suddenly became coquettish, which really cost her life, but with her ordinary appearance, it is estimated that Jia Xu's pervert can be happy like a stupid Bi.
Jia Xu smiled and waved his hand again and again: "Xiaoliu, where are you talking, if you are happy, let Xu eat Jin Qila!" Hahaha......"