Liu Shuxian walked to Jia Xu's side, gently took off the lid of the pot on Jia Xu's head, and smiled: "Master Guoshi, it's time to get down to business!" ”

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Jia Xu nodded lightly and said lightly: "Yes, it's time for you and me to go to the cave room...... Ah! Why are you hitting me? ”

Jia Xu was punched in the face by Liu Shuxian again in the middle of his words, and his words were not good.

Liu Shuxian hugged her hands under her chest (her breasts were too big to hold in front of her chest), and looked down at Jia Xu with a sneer: "Master National Teacher, now let's go back immediately and find a way to bring the four dislikes back, hurry up and go to Kunlun Mountain, do you have any opinions?" ”

Jia Xu shook his head again and again, and replied with a smile: "You have big breasts, you don't have an opinion on what to say!" ”

So it was rare that Jia Xu was actually efficient once, Jia Xu, Liu Shuxian, and Yun Ji sneaked back to the corner of Jiang Ziya's former residence hut, climbed up the wall one after another, and looked inside the house.

Inside the fence was a small yard with a few miscellaneous items, and in the center of the yard was a stone mill, and the old woman who was supposed to be Jiang Ziya's original wife was using a noose tied to the stone mill to trap the livestock standing aside, waving a whip to make the animal move.

I don't know why, Jia Xu suddenly unconsciously hummed softly: "You are majestic and majestic...... a man who is not like four."

But it was evident that the old woman in the house was vigorous enough, but not majestic enough, and the strange-looking animal yawned, and no matter how the old woman whipped it, it still did not move, and looking at its relaxed and pleasant expression, it seemed that these whips, which sounded very painful, hit it as if it were a breeze, and there was no trace.

Jia Xu couldn't help but sigh: "If you don't say that people are divine beasts, this is a real man, his face is crooked, and his face does not change color and his heart does not beat." ”

I don't know if Jia Xu secretly cheered for Si Wei's action was perceived by the below, and the old woman who had been pumping almost no strength cheered up again, and waved the whip even harder on Si Wei's body, but the ending was obvious, Si Wei still didn't move, as if he wasn't pumping at all, and finally he was annoyed by the beating, Si Wei even yawned, shook the hair that was scrambled, and crawled to the ground and snored.

Seeing this nondescript beast in front of him, he didn't work or eat, it didn't hurt to beat it, he probably couldn't understand it, and he didn't leave when he drove it, and the old woman who had always relied on this pungent energy was really a little out of line, panting and wiping her sweat and going back to the back room to rest, after all, she was old, unlike when she was young, she scolded the street and didn't drink water all day.

The old woman's bowels are now green with regret in her heart, she knew that this beast was so difficult, and the fool started to hack the little girl's mount, if the beast stayed here and didn't leave, and and pee in the front yard every day, it would be really fatal.

The old woman went back to the room to rest with a full stomach full of melancholy, and the three of Jia Xu saw that the opportunity had come, so they hurriedly took the opportunity to climb over the wall and enter the courtyard.

"Poof...... gently, Liu Shuxian landed safely.

"......" silently, Yun Ji landed safely.

"Bang! Duon! Jia Xu didn't turn over his head well, hit the ground with his face, rolled on the ground several times in a row, and hit the stone mill again, and stopped in front of Si Wei.

"Oops! It's painful......"

Jia Xu rubbed his head with one hand, covered his buttocks with the other, and raised his head to see Si Wei looking at him with a stupid look, so Jia Xu greeted Si Wei very enthusiastically: "Huh? Hello! ”

"Who's ??"

There was such a big movement in the courtyard that the old women inside should have heard the ring, even if they were deaf, and they ran out of the house.

Jia Xu didn't see it well, although people may not recognize him, but he was a dignified national teacher who climbed over the wall and crossed the courtyard, and was found stealing other people's things, which really smeared the country's image.

So Jia Xu took advantage of the fact that the old woman was still in the house and didn't see herself, so she hurriedly pinched the trick, pointed to the back room with her hand, and said, "Close the door!" ”

The door of the inner room slammed shut, and the old woman was locked in the room with a bang.

Jia Xu just breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to brag to suppress the shock, but when Jia Xu closed the door, the old woman inside exploded, punching and kicking the door, as if the house was going to be demolished, and the key thing was that the people's hands were brisk, and their mouths were not idle, so they opened their mouths and began to scold: "Listen to the dog traitors outside!" You don't have the fucking eyes to dare to break ground in the old lady's house! ****！ Brute! ……”

Jia Xu was stunned, Jia Xu, who has always been famous for his sharp teeth and sharp mouth, couldn't find a chance to talk back this time, and listening to the movement inside, it was estimated that the door would have to be demolished by the old woman after a while, and it would not be a scolding thing at that time, Jia Xu estimated that he might be beaten by others.

Jia Xu gritted his teeth, pinched the trick with both hands, and said something in his mouth: "Qin Qiong, Wei Chigong, come and help!" ”

As soon as the words fell, two golden rays of light fell from the sky and fell into the tips of Jia Xu's left and right index fingers, Jia Xu pointed lightly towards the house, and the two golden lights rushed in and landed on the door of the inner room.

As soon as Jin Guang entered, the already crumbling door instantly became unbreakable, as stable as Mount Tai, and no matter how the old woman knocked in the house, it could not move at all.

Jia Xu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and smiled smugly: "The world's martial arts are out of Shaolin...... No, this can be recalled...... Neither is it right...... Ay? What did you want to say......"

Between the lightning and flint here, Jia Xu and the old woman have already exchanged hands, Liu Shuxian and Yun Ji are not idle over there, Yun Ji is trying to persuade the four dislikes, but it seems that the four dislikes are a little unappreciative, and they turned their heads and continued to pretend to sleep.

Liu Shuxian listened to the constant cursing of the old woman in the room who knew that she couldn't come out for the time being, and helped Jia Xu on the ground up with a smile: "What about the master, the master, the master?" I almost fell to my death when we climbed over the wall, and when we really ran into the big devil, see what you can do. ”

Jia Xu pointed to the room solemnly, and said solemnly: "Xiaoliu, you are too naïve, as the world's number one master and the national teacher of the god stick, you were not caught when you swept away pornography, how could you stumble today!" …… The old woman in the room looked like an ordinary shrew, but in fact, she was the scout sent by the demon we wanted to deal with to spy on us, if it wasn't for pretending to fall and making her take it lightly, do you think it would be so easy to trap her? ”

Liu Shuxian pretended to believe it, nodded solemnly and said, "Since that's the case, I'll go inside and kill her to prevent future troubles!" ”

After that, the red light flashed in Liu Shuxian's hand, and the fire-tipped spear came out, pushing Jia Xu away and going to the house.

Jia Xu hurriedly grabbed Liu Shuxian and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, in fact, it's just that my foot slipped accidentally, everyone has no grievances, so try not to fight." ”

Liu Shuxian raised her eyebrows, there is still scolding in this room, this is called no injustice and no hatred?

Jia Xu was also a little embarrassed when he heard the scolding in the room: "I thought that there was no one in the world who could not be scolded, but I didn't expect to meet one here today, and if you can't scold, you will be beaten, so Xu is not such an unreasonable person...... The key may not be able to beat it......"

Liu Shuxian rarely saw Jia Xu deflated, and her heart was secretly refreshed, she originally took out the thick and hard that is, she pretended to be, but now she felt a lot more comfortable.

"Alright, alright, let's hurry up and take the four away now!" Liu Shuxian is different from Jia Xu, this is a woman with a sense of the overall situation, unlike Jia Xu, even if there is a fire at home, he can forget about the effort of having a meal.

Yun Ji still didn't know what she was talking about to Si Wei, but Si Wei ignored her at all, still closed her eyes, and lived like a landlord Lao Cai who was taking a nap in the countryside.

Liu Shuxian asked strangely, "What's wrong?" Won't it want to go? ”

Yun Ji nodded, and wrinkled her cute Qiong nose: "The four are not like that, the task given to him by Yuan Shi Tianzun is to be Jiang Ziya's mount, and now that it has arrived at Jiang Ziya's house, it will definitely not leave here until Jiang Ziya comes back." ”

Jia Xu grabbed the horns of the four dislike and shook them vigorously: "This is the rumored non-violent non-cooperation...... Did you tell it that Jiang Ziya was divorced? ”

Yun Ji opened her mouth wide and said curiously: "Senior Brother Jiang Ziya is divorced!?" ”

Jia Xu waved his hand and made a silent gesture and said loudly: "Shhh If you deceive this stupid deer, you will treat him as a divorce! ”

Yun Ji was sweating profusely, this Jia Xu really didn't think that Si Wei couldn't understand people's words, what did he say so loudly!

Seeing Si Wei lying on the ground like a dead donkey, not making a sound or moving, Liu Shuxian gradually lost her patience, pushed away Yun Ji, who was still persuading Si Wei with bird language, and grabbed Si Wei's two big crotches tightly with one hand, and shouted: "Get up!" ”

Liu Shuxian's arm slammed into force, directly overturning Si Wei into the air, and then threw it back, put it on her back, and glanced at the stunned Jia Xu and Yun Ji domineeringly: "Go!" ”

Jia Xu looked at the four people who were struggling on Liu Shuxian's back and kicking the little short legs, and the donkey's face was full of helplessness and panic, and he sighed with emotion: "Pull out the mountain and cover the world!" In ancient times, there was a feather to carry the tripod, and now there is a Shuxian upside-down donkey! Good man! Good man! ”

Liu Shuxian glared at Jia Xu angrily and shouted, "Don't talk nonsense, go quickly!" ”

After that, Liu Shuxian rushed out of the gate with the four dislike on her back, the body of the four dislike was huge, much taller than Liu Shuxian, and her back was basically leaning on the ground.

However, it is obvious that with Liu Shuxian's tens of millions of combat power, this drizzle-like non-cooperation is useless at all, and even Liu Shuxian didn't feel any struggle with the four on her back.

When she came to the gate, Liu Shuxian kicked the gate to pieces, but suddenly found that with her four-like size, she couldn't walk through the gate normally.

At this time, Jia Xu and Yun Ji also followed Liu Shuxian to the gate, Jia Xu found that it was finally time for him to pretend, and hurriedly rejoiced: "Get out of the way!" Get out of the way! Xu was an excavator professional back then, and professional work had to be done by professionals, so I gave Xu three minutes to ......"

Liu Shuxian didn't wait for Jia Xu to finish speaking, she jumped back a little, and with a strong force of both hands, she directly threw the four images out of the gate, and then rushed out of the gate like a phantom, with one hand over the top, closing her eyes and confidently picking up the donkey!

Jia Xu was shocked, looking at the four who were stupid in mid-air, and said in shock: "Flying donkey in the air!" When did you learn the kung fu at the bottom of the box......"

Siwei, who was already scared to pee outside, finally couldn't help but speak, and said in a trembling voice: "A good man spares his life!" What a man spares his life! Is there anything we can discuss, can you put me down first? ”

Originally, there were some neighbors and street vendors who heard the sound outside the door, but now a donkey actually spoke, and suddenly many people appeared out of nowhere, and the periphery of the gate was full at once, pointing at Liu Shuxian and Si Wei, and watching strongly.

Jia Xu walked in front of Liu Shuxian in two or three steps, drew a circle with his hand with his nostrils facing the sky, and said, "The government is doing things!" Idle people and others are all out of here! ”

Originally, if there were all ordinary people here, maybe they would really fool Jia Xu, but I don't know if God is playing with Jia Xu, and soon, several people were squeezed out of the crowd......

A strong man with several younger brothers behind him, all wearing city guard armor uniforms, shouted at Jia Xu: "Who are you!?" How come I haven't heard of anyone else coming out to handle a case today? ”

Jia Xu was shocked, he could meet genuine goods with any bragging rights, and he couldn't give people a way to live?

Seeing several officers and soldiers walking towards him, Jia Xu rolled his eyes, quietly let out a sullen fart, grabbed the back of his ass with his right hand, brought it to his mouth, let go, and blew hard at the officers and soldiers!

Suddenly, it was dark, and more than a dozen officers and soldiers and many ordinary people on the lookers only felt the stench, and when they smelled it, they became dizzy and nauseous, and almost fainted.

The officers and soldiers who took the lead hurriedly covered their mouths and noses, and shouted in a muffled voice: "Elder Sun, have you received your supernatural powers...... No, no, everyone, cover your mouth and nose, it's poisonous in your fart! ”