Shen Gongbao paused for a moment, and Nan Nan muttered: "The boss owes billions of dollars for eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and ran away with his sister-in-law...... Ay? Why did this phrase pop into my head, and it feels so familiar......"

Jia Xu saw that Shen Gongbao's sword and axe could still be distracted, and suddenly admired this lifeless melon baby. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

So Jia Xu's eyes flashed with a cold light, and his hand rose and fell!

said that it was too late and that it was fast, Shen Gongbao only felt a chill around his neck, and instantly came back to his senses, and made his ass backwards, flat sand and goose style! snapped and knelt down for Jia Xu, and shouted: "A good man spares his life!" ”

Jia Xu nodded with satisfaction and said, "Speaking of business, how to get to Kunlun Mountain?" ”

Shen Gongbao pondered for a while, and replied: "I have been playing in the flower world of Chaoge for many days, not to mention how to go back to Kunlun Mountain, even the spells have forgotten a lot, you ask me this ...... now."

Jia Xu's old face suddenly distorted, and he said unhappily: "So you're playing tricks on me?" ”

Shen Gongbao broke out in a cold sweat, and said cautiously: "Brother Jia, rest assured, my senior brother Jiang Ziya has also practiced in Kunlun Mountain since he was a child, and he is resolute, Brother Jia might as well go to him and ask?" ”

Jia Xu's face became more and more ugly, and he said strangely: "You can't remember a young man, you tell me that the white-bearded old man knows?" Are you getting impatient? ”

Shen Gongbao thought about it, and suddenly found that what Jia Xu said seemed to be very reasonable, and hurriedly said: "It's okay! A few days ago, the master selected Jiang Ziya to be in charge of the god list, and I went down the mountain for this matter, of course, I am also tired of being in the mountains, Brother Jia, what are you doing in that poor country...... Okay, okay, I'm going to get down to business, Brother Jia, don't stare at me, I went down the mountain this time in order to send the god list to my senior brother, but the specific matters Master also knew that I was a no-remember, so I explained that the crane boy traveled with me, my foot strength was okay, a few days in advance to Chaoge, the crane boy flew slowly, it should be in these two days to arrive, that is the old driver, I don't know how many times I went out on business, Brother Jia looked for him, naturally everything is worry-free. ”

Jia Xu nodded and said with a smile: "Brother Leopard is worthy of being the dragon and phoenix among people, not only took himself out, but also sold it clean to his cute little junior brother, I really didn't mistake you as a friend!" ”

Shen Gongbao said disapprerovitously: "It's an honor to be able to help Brother Jia, not to mention a mere white crane boy, it's my master's old man, and even the color of his briefs can tell Brother Jia all the colors, who made me two brothers!" ”

Jia Xu patted Shen Gong Baode on the shoulder and sighed: "Good brother, if Xu rises in the wind in the future, he will definitely not forget you, since this is the case, Xu will not bother, farewell!" ”

Shen Gongbao nodded and arched his hand: "Brother Jia has gone all the way!" ”

This way has gone well, and the four words are gritted teeth.

Jia Xu didn't seem to understand what Shen Gong Leopard De meant, so he took Liu Shuxian's hand and left.

Liu Shuxian followed behind Jia Xu, and only after leaving the Hou Mansion for a distance did she open her mouth and carefully remind Jia Xu: "Then Shen Gongbao has bad intentions towards the national teacher. ”

Jia Xu didn't care about De and shook his head and said: "Anyway, Xu has never seen anyone who can have a good impression of Xu in his life, and it's already very good that he can hold back and not hit people......"

Liu Shuxian was shocked, her feelings Jia Xu was so self-aware?

But then Jia Xu's face became gloomy, and he gritted his teeth and said: "That's what I said, but if I ask him, he still dares to shirk it, I haven't seen him for a few days, and the dog is so daring!" ”

Liu Shuxian saw that Jia Xu's face changed faster than a pervert, so she put her mind at ease, was careful, and slammed the door, this is Jia Xu's true face, just now seeing his appearance of honor and disgrace, Liu Shuxian really suspected that Jia Xu had been crossed.

With Jia Xu, an old driver, leading the way, the two naturally found Jiang Ziya's house very easily, but Jia Xu looked at the door of this house, and always felt very strange, generally regardless of whether it is a Buddhist or a cultivator, although there are no special requirements for the residence, but under normal circumstances, the door will never be closed, even if you go out to shop normally, it is the same, unless you go out to go far away, and you don't see anyone at home for ten days and half a month.

Because Buddhism pays attention to opening the door of convenience, when someone visits, whether it is a good person or a bad person, they are all welcome, you can take refuge in a good person, and a bad person can take refuge in you after being reformed, this is called, Buddha, no one who cannot be crossed.

And the Tao talks about non-action, and does not pay attention to things outside the body, everything in the world belongs to nature, non-people can occupy it privately, the world is the world of the world, nature has nowhere to go, nowhere to come.

Jia Xu is strange, Jiang Ziya still has to be found, so Jia Xu gave Liu Shuxian a look, signaled Liu Shuxian to step forward and knock on the door, don't look at Jia Xu's previous performance as if he was a countryman, when it was really time to ask for someone, he should know the etiquette he was clear.

Liu Shuxian nodded and stepped forward, walked to the door, and was about to knock on the door, when the door opened with a "bang", and suddenly hit Liu Shuxian's chest and bounced back, only to hear "Ouch!" There was no movement, and Liu Shuxian hurriedly took a few steps back and got out of the way.

If it weren't for the fact that big breasts are good for this, if you change to someone else, your nose will collapse for you, and now it's time to change it to the person who opens the door inside.

Jia Xu heard the voice coming from inside, frowned, and heard that this was the object of Jiang Ziya's marriage that day, an old shrew in her fifties, and her relationship was like that that that day, and the two of them actually became?

"Bang!" With a bang, the door was kicked open again and hit the wall, and out of the house came a sturdy woman in her fifties, who was the old woman Jia Xu saw that day.

The old woman scolded while covering her nose, and the one she scolded was ugly: "Which old dog with a plague came to climb the old lady's wall?" The old lady will pinch your balls with all her might......"

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian cowered and hid in the corner, pretending to be very tacitly not knowing who she was scolding.

The old woman scolded for a long time, but no one came out, so she said, "Bad luck! He slammed the thing he was holding at the door: "Get out of the way!" If you dare to mention Jiang Ziya's old dog again, beware of the old lady who stewed you in the pot! ”

On the side, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian glanced at each other and each made a look.

Jia Xu meant: "Jiang Ziya must have been found by his wife by calling a prostitute." ”

Liu Shuxian meant: "Jiang Ziya must have broken up with his wife and divorced." ”

Jia Xu nodded and whispered: "No matter what you think, Jiang Ziya definitely doesn't live here now, Xiaoliu, go and ask her, where is Jiang Ziya now!" ”

Liu Shuxian shook her head desperately and said, "I don't want to be stewed yet." ”

Jia Xu said angrily: "Rice bucket! You are good at eating, and you can't rely on it when you have something! ”

Liu Shuxian was also not happy, and snorted coldly: "The national teacher is much better at eating than me, if your ability is comparable to your amount of food, you might as well go out and demonstrate how to deal with an old shrew." ”

Jia Xu was stunned at that time, sniffed his nose and poked his probe out, and whispered: "The feng shui here is not very good, it may affect Xu's normal performance...... Alas? That duck looks so weird!? ”

Liu Shuxian also poked her head out curiously behind Jia Xu: "Where, where?" National teacher, don't even think about changing the subject...... Alas? There's such a strange-looking duck! ”

The duck in Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian's mouths was lying at the gate of Jiang Ziya's former residence, lying on the ground in a very indecent posture, scattering duck feathers, twitching from time to time, looking at its miserable state, as if it had been trained by more than 500 strong men in turn, it seemed that it had been thrown by the old woman just now.

Or Jia Xu was kind and said to Liu Shuxian: "Let's go see if it's okay?" ”

Liu Shuxian nodded and said, "If you don't get sick, you should still be able to eat." ”

When Jia Xu heard this, he was overjoyed and said: "The concubine has won my heart!" ”

So, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian, a pair of adulterers, **** cautiously walked to the gate, picked up the duck and ran, afraid that the old woman inside would suddenly remember to go back to the door to see.

After running away in one breath, Liu Shuxian looked back for a while, and after making sure that no one was following her and Jia Xu, she nodded towards Jia Xu.

Jia Xu took a breath, straightened up and laughed: "Xu still thinks that old woman has a lot of ability, and she hasn't been snatched from our tiger's mouth?" ”

Liu Shuxian also hurriedly nodded in agreement, and out of nowhere she found a pot: "National teacher, let's quickly stew this duck, and when we finish eating, even if she really finds us, we can't do anything!" ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, and smiled at Liu Shuxian with a heartfelt smile: "You are getting more and more witty!" ”

So Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian clarified the division of labor, Jia Xu was responsible for plucking, Liu Shuxian was responsible for boiling water, preparing to boil the pot for cooking, as for their original purpose...... Who remembers this, eat first.

Just when Jia Xu was plucking the duck and plucking it halfway, the duck, which was lying on Jia Xu's lap and was half dead, suddenly seemed to wake up.

The duck looked at Jia Xu who was plucking himself and blinked, and then suddenly understood in horror what Jia Xu was doing, and waved his wings in surprise: "You...... What are you doing!? Let me go! Traitor! ”

Jia Xu was stupid, and as soon as his hand was loosened, he let go of the duck.

Liu Shuxian was boiling water over there, and she was stunned when she saw this: "The duck actually spoke!?" ”

Originally, this duck was inexplicably sad and indignant, and was very afraid, but when he heard this, he instantly abandoned his fear and said angrily: "Who is the duck!?" You are blind! ”

Jia Xu hurriedly came out to play a round: "Xiaoliu! How to speak? Have you ever seen a duck that speaks? This has to be called ...... Duck head bar! ”

The duck seemed to be even more angry, and he flapped his wings twice, and the white light on his body flashed, and he turned into a human form.

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian's eyes lit up, but they could see: Magnificent and elegant, quiet and leisurely, tender, bright eyes, scorching like hibiscus out of green waves, clean as white clouds into the condensation, a good fairy Linfan, blue and red dust.

It's just such a stunning beauty, the upper body is completely undressed, and the lower body is only a pair of briefs......

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian were shocked, and they didn't speak for a long time.

Maybe the fairy also felt that something was not quite right with the atmosphere, opened her eyes, looked at herself, and wondered if there were flowers on her face or something.

It turned out that there were no flowers, but there were two meat steamed buns......

"Ahhhhh!!!h

A scream resounded through the sky, and the fairy squatted down in horror, holding her calves tightly, trying not to let her spring shine out.

Jia Xu reacted at this time, and said very considerately: "Beauty, don't worry, there is no one around here." ”

Liu Shuxian also walked in front of the fairy very intimately, squatted down and comforted: "If you dare to make a loud noise, what if you really call out two or three more people later?" ”

It may be that Liu Shuxian's proud bust gave the fairy a sense of security temporarily, but the fairy still moved back two steps very vigilantly, and asked with a pale face, "Who are you?" What has been done to me? Where's my clothes......"

When Jia Xu heard this, he hurriedly replied: "We are the East and the West, the South and the North......"

Before Jia Xu finished speaking, Liu Shuxian grabbed a handful of duck feathers and stuffed them into Jia Xu's mouth, preventing Jia Xu from running the train with his mouth full again.

Liu Shuxian smiled at the fairy and said: "Don't be afraid, girl, we are good people, I saw you lying on the ground just now, I was afraid that you would catch a cold, and I boiled the bath water for you!" ”

After that, in order to show that she was really sincere, Liu Shuxian also pointed to a large pot of boiling water that she had just boiled.

However, the fairy didn't pay attention to what Liu Shuxian said at all, and when Liu Shuxian grabbed the duck feather from the ground and blocked Jia Xu's mouth, the fairy's eyes fell on the duck feathers and couldn't move away.

The fairy's eyes were red, and she sobbed aggrievedly: "My clothes ......"