Don't look at the current appearance of this nine-headed pheasant essence, it is still a little backbone, but it is not frightened by Jia Xu, and sneered: "You blow the earth-shaking sound from the cowhide, I have practiced for thousands of years, how can the Yuan Shen be destroyed if you say it will be destroyed?" ”

Jia Xu has no bad habits in this life, he just likes to brag, and the most unbearable thing is that people look down on him, and now the prisoners under this mere rank dare to be rampant with themselves, Jia Xu suddenly couldn't stand it, and said angrily: "Okay! I didn't expect that after decades of reform and opening up, there are still superstitious rural women like you! Today, I will let you see what materialism is! ”

Jia Xu slapped the table and drank: "Left and right!" Bring a knife! ”

Liu Shuxian didn't say a word, took out a pig-killing knife from behind her waist and handed it to Jia Xu. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Jia Xu was stunned, and asked tentatively, "Do you still carry such a dangerous weapon with you at home......

Liu Shuxian smiled, and suddenly the world was pale: "There are foreign enemies outside, and there are thieves inside, let's make it clear to the national teacher, if the national teacher eats a leopard in the middle of the night and dares to drill into my room, I will have to cut the meat of the national teacher in order to protect myself!" ”

Jia Xu said angrily: "What two taels, at least one catty!" ”

Liu Shuxian smiled: "I'm talking about fingers!" ”

Jia Xu choked and said, "Xu still thinks you have an appendix......

Liu Shuxian picked up the knife in her hand, chopped off one of the chicken heads of the nine-headed pheasant essence, handed the pig-killing knife to Jia Xu, and said with a smile: "Then, my head should be mine, and you can do the rest yourself." ”

Before Jia Xu could speak, the nine-headed pheasant essence that was pinched in the palm of Jia Xu's hand laughed madly: "I have practiced for thousands of years, and I have long been immortal and immortal, how can I be hurt by mortal iron!" ”

After that, the nine-headed pheasant essence shook its neck, and the head that had been cut off instantly grew out again, and a cooing pheasant crow came out of its mouth, although Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian couldn't understand it, but that tone was obviously laughing at Liu Shuxian's incompetence.

Although Liu Shuxian was a little surprised, she didn't get angry, but just sneered disdainfully: "Can't hurt you? Could it be that what I cut off just now is a pig's head? ”

Jia Xu also nodded in agreement, pointing to the nine-headed pheasant essence and said: "You said you, how good it is to have this ability to work on the farm, you can contract the world's spicy wings and Orleans roast wings, don't make a fortune too quickly, why rely on crooked ways to make a fortune?" ”

The nine-headed pheasant essence broke out in a cold sweat, and replied cautiously: "What is the Orleans roast wings......"

Jia Xu explained: "It's grandpa's fast food...... Oh, by the way, you're a pheasant, and the country won't let you eat it, it's a pity that you have a good skill......"

“…… No, no! ”

Jia Xu sorted out his thoughts, looked at the nine-headed pheasant essence with an unkind face, and scolded: "You are messing around and trying to take the opportunity to get out!" If you want to be beautiful, you don't look at what kind of IQ Xu is, can you succeed? ”

Liu Shuxian shook her head helplessly: "The IQ of a dog." ”

Jia Xu felt embarrassed in front of the beauty, annoyed and angry, lifted the pig-killing knife given by Liu Shuxian, brushed it a few times, and chopped off all eight heads of the pheasant essence, leaving only the last one that could not return the mouth still in his hand.

Jia Xu put away the knife and sneered: "Now you are rampant to take a look, Xu has also done business in the vegetable market for a few years, I don't know how many roosters and hens I have seen than you, and I have seen hens who can run for three or four days if their heads fall off?" That's called the miracle of life, what are you? ”

The pheasant essence is not convinced, shake it three times, shake it three times, and ...... it for a moment The blood on his neck is even stronger......

The pheasant spirit looked at Jia Xu with a frightened face, and kept struggling, but he never broke free from Jia Xu's palm, let alone conjured up another eight chicken heads.

Finally, the pheasant was carefully discouraged, no longer struggling, the head of the chicken and the face of the human kept changing each other, and finally the neck was crooked and he lost his breath.

Jia Xu let go of his hand, threw the corpse of the pheasant essence outside the gate, pinned the pig-killing knife in his hand to his waist, and snorted coldly: "You are not allowed to bring such a dangerous knife at home, this time it will be confiscated, and next time you find it, beware of letting you pay for it!" ”

Liu Shuxian looked at the corpse outside the door, and said with some pity: "I originally wanted to raise her, and I can save a lot of food expenses by adding a chicken leg to dinner from time to time." ”

Jia Xu was silent for a long time, and suddenly patted his thigh in distress: "Why did you forget this stubble!" The last aquatic city was not completed, and this time the farm is yellow again, is it not natural to say that you can't do business and can't make a fortune? ”

Liu Shuxian waved her hand and said, "I think it's just because you're stupid......"

Jia Xu wanted to refute, but suddenly found that what Liu Shuxian said seemed to be very reasonable......

Sighing, Jia Xu sat aside and took a sip of water, and asked, "What now?" Wait for the afternoon to ambush at the gate of the palace? ”

Liu Shuxian shook her head and said firmly: "Today will delay tomorrow, tomorrow will delay the day after tomorrow, the matter will never be resolved, no matter what, national teacher, we will set off after you eat!" ”

Jia Xu nodded indifferently and said, "Okay, what are you going to eat this morning?" Sprite in '82...... Ay? Why didn't you see your yellow-faced mother-in-law? ”

Liu Shuxian pointed to the corpse of the pheasant essence lying outside the door and said: "It killed Danxi and turned into the appearance of Danxi, and wanted to lurk beside me, maybe it was to deal with you, the national teacher, but this morning I just met her and found out that something was wrong, how could that little girl be so good at serving people, and she dared to go undercover in the National Teacher's Mansion at this level of business, she ate too much!" ”

Jia Xu looked at Liu Shuxian's indifferent appearance curiously, and asked, "You don't seem to be sad at all?" ”

Liu Shuxian said indifferently: "The old ones don't go, the new ones don't come...... Hurry up and eat! I'll get down to business in a while! ”

Jia Xu picked up the bowl, drank a bowl of rice porridge with a bang, wiped his mouth, and stood up: "Let's go!" The world will tremble because of us! ”

Liu Shuxian asked, "Where do we go first?" Do you want to go straight to the Three Realms Mountain? If the road is far away, I will first steal Huang Feihu's five-colored sacred cow to travel......"

Jia Xu's cold sweat came down, since Liu Shuxian followed her, her courage seemed to be getting bigger and bigger, and she hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Are you crazy?" People are from the imperial court, and you want to be wanted by the government! ”

Liu Shuxian looked at Jia Xu inexplicably: "National teacher, don't you even dare to fight the king?" Still afraid of this? ”

Jia Xu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said: "If you can fight, you can't be unreasonable, don't worry, let's go to Kunlun Mountain to ask about the situation first, now that the immortals have some skills, they are basically there, and there should be someone who knows the news of those demons." ”

Liu Shuxian asked curiously: "National teacher, do you know how far it is to go to Kunlun Mountain?" ”

Jia Xu shook his head as a matter of course and said: "Of course I don't know, don't say I don't know how far away, where Kunlun Mountain is, I don't know, don't say where it is, it's called Kunlun Mountain, I can't remember it now......"

Liu Shuxian looked at Jia Xu in shock: "The national teacher is really a master, and the actions of a master are really unfathomable." ”

Jia Xu smiled: "If you want to scold people, just say it, it sounds awkward to listen around the bush...... But it doesn't matter, I don't admit it, but there is also a person who travels from the human world on Kunlun Mountain in this song city, and he is a brother in life and death! ”

Liu Shuxian was shocked: "With the national teacher, you can still make friends!?" Brother still alive and dead!? ”

Jia Xu sneered: "Xu almost played him to death several times...... This should be considered life and death......"

So, after eating and packing their bags, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian came to the door of Bo Yi Kao's house, the black gate looked extremely majestic and majestic, of course, all this may just be because the old man who watched the gate was the old man Jia Xu met for the first time......

The old man who watched the gate and more than a dozen patrols supporting the scene saw Jia Xu and another strong man with very developed chest muscles from a long distance who was constantly approaching the Hou Mansion, which was still hundreds of steps apart, and more than a dozen people rushed to the house like ghosts, Jia Xu couldn't shout, and he could hear a clang behind the door from afar, and a thick and hard deadbolt was crossed.

Liu Shuxian and Jia Xu stood at the door of the Hou Mansion looking at each other, like two stupid Bi.

The corners of Liu Shuxian's mouth moved slightly, sighed, and said to Jia Xu: "National teacher, your unpopularity seems to be much more serious than I imagined......

Jia Xu smiled shyly: "You really won the award......

Liu Shuxian didn't have the heart to argue with Jia Xu anymore, pointed to the closed door, and asked, "What now?" Shall we kill it? ”

Jia Xu smiled smugly, rolled up his sleeves, and said confidently: "Don't worry, don't worry, and see it as a father's means!" ”

After that, regardless of Liu Shuxian's black face becoming a lot darker, she stepped forward in two steps and knocked on the door at a very fast frequency, at the same time, Jia Xu's mouth was not idle, and he opened his mouth to come: "Bo Yi Kao!" Open the door! You have the ability to do the foundation, you have the ability to open the door! Shen Gong Leopard! Open the door! Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know that you are at home and Bo Yi is taking a test! ”

Liu Shuxian was shocked, she had never seen a national teacher in her life who could learn to scold the street like this thing in front of her, and she scolded so smoothly, naturally, one by one.

Jia Xu didn't finish scolding again, and was about to open the yellow cavity to sing some adult programs that the TV station did not allow to broadcast, when there was already a click behind the door, and the sound of the bolt was lowered.

The door opened, and Ji Fa, who was full of black lines, dragged Shen Gongbao out, Bo Yi Kao couldn't stop him, and dragged Shen Gong Leopard to stand in front of Jia Xu in three or two steps and seemed to want to scold, but after thinking about it, he didn't dare, so he could only say nothing, let go of Shen Gong Leopard and turned his head to leave.

Jia Xu was helpless, the dignified prince could be mixed like this, no wonder he didn't fight Ji Fa in the end.

Jia Xu was helpless, Shen Gongbao was even more helpless, originally with his own status and status, no matter how he said it, he would not be swept away, but as soon as Jia Xu came today, the second son, who was polite to himself, blasted himself out with a group of strong martial arts dogs, and wanted to fight back, but after looking at the dozens of strong and brave men, Shen Gongbao still decided to swallow his anger.

Jia Xu patted Shen Gongbao's shoulder very enthusiastically and said with a smile: "Brother Leopard! At first sight, it's like every three autumns! Where did you say all this time went? ”

Shen Gongbao subconsciously replied: "Slipped away quietly from our fingers......"

Suddenly, Shen Gongbao came to his senses: "It's not good! I fell for the evil law of this blue pool again! ”

Jia Xu smiled extremely happily: "Time is like an arrow, time is like a shuttle, you see, it's already in your thirties, it's forty years old, and you don't have a few years to live, don't go out and walk more when you can still play now, so when you can't walk anymore, when you sit in a wheelchair, you can't go to many places if you want to, Brother Leopard, is there any truth to what you said?" ”

Shen Gongbao suddenly realized, clapped his hands and said, "You want to borrow money to travel?" Come on, let me introduce you to the second son of Xibohou......"

Jia Xu was overjoyed: "Huh? Can I borrow money? That's great, you don't have to pay it back...... Ahem, no, no, we'll talk about money later, I beg you for a favor first, you and I have been brothers for many years, there's no reason to refuse, right? ”

Shen Gongbao shook his head to himself and said, "No, I really can't think of any reason to convince me to agree to you." ”

Jia Xu was not happy, the golden light flashed in his hand, and he somehow took out a one-zhang-nine Fang Tian painting halberd from his three-foot-long sleeve and put it on Shen Gongbao's neck, looking like a ruffian hooligan and said, "Hey, old man, is this reason enough?" ”

Shen Gongbao nodded again and again, and said with a smile: "You should have taken out such a convincing thing with you earlier, you see, almost our brother in life and death had a conflict, what do you say, in this place, I still have three points of thin face." ”

Jia Xu nodded appreciatively and said: "Young people, the spirit of helping others and Lei Feng should be kept in mind, can it be that nine years of compulsory education have taught you how to pretend to be compared...... Okay, let's get down to business, my national teacher and my sister-in-law want to go to Kunlun Mountain for a seven-day tour, poor travel, tell me, how to go? ”