Zhao Yulai has always thought that he is a snooze, because usually as long as there is no morning meeting or morning plane, he will try to arrange his work in the afternoon, and at such a time, he usually sleeps until 11 o'clock at noon, and then gets up directly to eat lunch.

Now he is fine all day from morning till night, but he gets up on time at seven o'clock every morning, which makes him feel incredible every morning when he opens his eyes and sees the time. He must have been infected by a little pervert, he must be.

The town where Zhao Yulai lives now is his own designation. About fifteen years ago, Qiu Weicheng was filming an advertisement in a nearby city, and the two of them came here unintentionally in a car at night, parked the car on the side of the road, and met a group of fireflies when they sat on a bench and smoked together. Although Zhao Yulai and Qiu Weicheng are both poor children, they are both poor children in the city, and they have never really seen fireflies, and both of them are a little excited.

Fifteen years later, the first thing that Zhao Yulai, who was looking for a place to retire, thought of this place, after all, in Zhao Yulai's memory, there were not many things that excited him.

However, after Zhao Yulai came to live here, he found that this place was really a township! It is said to be a small town, but in fact, it can be regarded as a small village, with a total of less than 200 households and less than 1,000 people, and there are not as many people as the community where Zhao Yu lived before he came. So much so that Zhao Yulai often walked out of the door and couldn't see anyone for twenty minutes.

No wonder Luo Jiarong said that the place he chose was good. That's nice! There are no people, and they are not afraid of being recognized at all.

Now Zhao Yulai gets up at seven o'clock every day, washes up, goes out for a jog for an hour, and when he comes back, he uses the microwave oven to bite a few quick-frozen buns, and drinks a cup of coffee on the buns.

Although Zhao Yulai likes steamed buns and especially likes coffee, he also has to admit that this combination is really a bit murderous. But there is no way, he can't stand it when he eats cheese bread every morning, and the soy milk machine turns out too much soy milk, he can't drink it all at once, and it's a waste to pour it out, the point is that he doesn't like to drink soy milk either! Can anyone give him a bowl of fried liver? Ten times the price is fine!

It's really not good, and it's okay to come to a bowl of Langang rice noodles, but no.

After breakfast, Zhao Yulai turned on the computer and began to brush Weibo and entertainment news, no way, I have been used to it for many years, although in recent years, Gu Qiang has seen and told him the important ones, but he will always feel a little uncomfortable if he doesn't know what happened in this circle of male thieves and female women.

So every morning, Zhao Yulai's mind was probably ", that idiot Qu Qian has changed his girlfriend again, this one is uglier than the last one!" "Chi Yingjie is coming back with a new album, so I know that's the case, what do you say to post a group photo is to sigh about the days with me, bullshit! I just want to brush up on popularity" "Ellie's stupid girl is pregnant!" Or twins! I know that she must be very capable of being so stupid! Fortunately, there is no need to send red envelopes" "The new Xiaohua cried that Xu Wen played a big name to bully her, Xu Wen is an eight-tier actress who has no cards, so she is a fart! Didn't Xu Wen sign Huadian? Is Yuan Zongchao's public relations department-eaten, this kind of news also makes people post! But it doesn't matter, this idiot woman who doesn't know where she came from is finished, Shen Qing will kill her."

And then......

"Ouch mom, the Qin family's big project has finally resumed work, hey! Is it zero? Hurry up to the site of Huayao's resumption of work ceremony, there are hooligans! As for the good son of the people who is wearing a three-piece suit and a tie on a hot day on the rostrum, you go and pick up his pants to see, the T-back he is guaranteed to wear inside is still purple! This metamorphosis has a perverted hobby, which is that the color of the T-back should be the same as the tie! So many leaders are sitting in the back, it's too unserious, hurry up and arrest him."

Uh, accidentally flipped to the financial version, flipped back.

"Ouyang Qingqing decided to quit the next season of the Immortal Cafe? It must have been a bad idea given to her by her brother's agent, making movies is high, but TV series is the fastest way to gain popularity, not to mention a popular film like Shenjia!"

Just like that, the morning passed, about half past twelve, Zhao Yulai would drag his heavy legs to the only restaurant in the town for lunch, hamburgers, fries, pies, walnut pies, every day is this, even if Zhao Yulai has eaten takeout for more than ten years, and people who are basically not picky eaters feel a little unbearable. It's not that he didn't want to hire a chef, but his face is a bit recognizable among Chinese people who have just brushed the headlines, and he doesn't want to take risks.

Zhao Yulai, who dragged his legs home after lunch, usually stayed in the gym for an hour, this kind of diet that is not delicious and easy to gain weight really doesn't know how the people of Midi eat for a lifetime, if it is for the hot pot barbecue spicy crayfish or something, Capricorn man 1 ''''' is fat Zhao Yulai admits it, after all, he is not retired, he should touch the beer belly and do nothing, but when he thinks that the meat that grows is all hamburgers, he can't bear it at all.

Coming out of the gym, Zhao Yulai usually carries a fishing bag to the nearby lake to fish until the sun sets. For dinner, usually Zhao Yulai has to continue to drag his legs to eat at that restaurant, he can't bear it, he will cook half a pack of quick-frozen dumplings at home.

A week later, Zhao Yulai picked up a white little milk cat, this thing is actually quite strange, the town is so big, I have never seen a white female cat, where did the little milk cat come from.

This cat is so small, pitifully squatting on the side of the road, meowing at Zhao Yulai, the voice is so small that if it weren't for the quiet around him to half a person and half a car, Zhao Yulai wouldn't have heard it at all. It was precisely because there were no half people and half cars around that Zhao Yulai felt that if he didn't take care of this kitten, maybe the kitten might have gone to heaven when he passed by again tomorrow. So he crouched down and stretched out his hand, originally he just wanted to pinch the kitten's paws, but the kitten quickly crawled up his hand and climbed up his arm.

Zhao Yulai's silk shirt was quickly scratched by the cat's paws, but the kitten didn't care, and continued to climb up regardless of it, until it reached Zhao Yulai's shoulder and continued to meow.

Listening to the meow next to his ears and looking at the torn shirt sleeves, Zhao Yulai scolded with a smile: "Little pervert!" ”

A long tune, meow ~~~~~~~

Zhao Yulai took the kitten to the only pet store in the town, and the owner of the pet store was a Caucasian man in his thirties named Buck.

Buck was removing lice from the kitten and asked, "What's the name of this cute little guy?" ”

"Posture." Zhao Yulai asked: "Is he male or female?" ”

"It's a little girl." Buck said, "It looks like you're going to raise her, she's such a lucky girl." ”

"Hmm." Zhao Yulai stretched out his sleeves and said, "She scratched my clothes and had to sell her clothes to pay for my clothes." ”

"Don't worry too much, she'll break more of your stuff in the future, if you're really going to raise her." Buck said with a laugh.

Half an hour later, Zhao Yulai returned home in Buck's car, Buck took out the cat bed, cat toilet, cat rack, cat scratch board, cat bag, cat grass, cat food, canned cat food and cat teasing stick from the car, and enthusiastically helped Zhao Yulai move to the house and put them one by one.

"I'll contact a worker to come over tomorrow morning and open a pet door on your door." Buck said.

"Thank you, do you know if there is a smaller GPS that can be hung around her neck, so that she is not afraid of getting lost." Zhao Yu said.

"We certainly don't have one in this little place, but I can help you find out." Buck finished speaking and walked happily away: "If you have any questions, you can come to me, don't bathe her often, cats don't need to bathe often." ”

What could be better for a country pet shop owner than a new rich Chinese deciding to get a pet?

That may be a new rich Chinese who decided to get a bunch of pets!

The point is certainly not this, the point is that this Chinese is super handsome, has a perfect body, is a gay, and has no lover!

Don't ask Buck how he knows that Zhao Yulai is a gay, he will never tell you that one night half a month ago, he was inexplicably chrysanthemum commotion, and he couldn't sleep after two hairstrokes, and as soon as he went out the next morning, he saw an aggressive handsome Asian guy wearing sports shorts running slowly in front of him.

Oh, my God! It turned out that his true destiny appeared!

Buck has been looking for a chance to connect with his true destiny, but he has never found it, and he even changes his routine to go to the restaurant for lunch at noon every day, but the true destiny does not seem to be easy to approach.

Then Mr. Destiny appeared in front of him with a cat and said, "Buck, I picked up a cat, can you help him check his body?" ”

God, this cat shouldn't be called a state at all, her real name should be Cupid!

A week later, Zhao Yulai pressed his chin against his clenched hands, bowed his head, closed his eyes, and appeared in the church of the town for the second time, extremely pious!

"Hey, it is said that the gods are all purifying sentient beings, this is your territory again, I just came to you, last time we said that we should not have any more neuropathy in the future, and now there is a one-meter-nine, arms thicker than my thighs, more like a boxer Xiong Shou what's going on? And let people retire quietly? Let's discuss, you let this bear suffer disappear, I'll go back and renovate this dilapidated house for you, okay, this time I really said it's okay, it's just a happy decision, don't cheat!"

At this time, late at night on the other side of the ocean, Shu Zhao was making his phone call back to his big customer.

"How's it going?"

"Okay."

"Did you take your medicine on time?"

"Nope."

"You know you're not in the same situation now as you were when you first saw me, and you have to take your medicine."

"Yes, I know, but the side effects are so great that I'm groggy all day and can't work at all."

"So you don't take medicine now, do you feel okay?"

"Yes, he recorded an EP before, there are two songs, I go down to the phone, I have nothing to listen to, I can have a meeting, I can listen to it, I can deal with the email, I can listen to it at night, I can sleep, and basically solve the problem."

"You're music therapy?"

"yes, I'll go back and write a thesis, maybe I can get a Nobel Prize."

"You have the ability to heal yourself by listening to songs, and Nobel is you."

"Senior brother, you have a problem with this attitude, I can record it and complain to you, and your license will be in trouble."

"Did you find him?"

"No, the people who helped him have high means, and there is no trace at all."

"And what do you do?"

"Don't do it, keep looking, I found fifty experts in this area, don't do anything else every day, just look for him, I stare at all the people he knows a little well, he just lacks emotion, no matter how numb, I don't believe he can not touch any of them!"

"You're not in the right mood, adjust it."

"Isn't everyone mentally ill, you say? Why did he slap his ass and walk in a chic way, and I didn't know where to be happy, I was really dying?! ”

"Do you want to put your song on at this time, after all, it is about your Nobel Prize, think about it, it seems that only people confess at the film festival, no one confesses at the Nobel Prize, if you really get it, confess to him there, he may be able to come back." (.)