Chapter 2: Run away! (b)

This is not to blame the two of them, since she ascended the throne, the two of them have been with her every day, eating in the palace and dying in the palace, not knowing that it is normal for the National Teacher's Mansion to be found.

In fact, the two fart worms who wrote and talked about it are the childhood sweethearts of the dog emperor, they are the sons of the ministers of Yipin, and they entered the national prison in the same year as her, and became her followers in the same year.

For many years, the national teacher of the Great Liang Dynasty has been a legendary figure who has been talked about by the people, and it is rumored that he is a god descending to earth, and there are also rumors that he is a master of the Tao, he is very mysterious and powerful, and I heard that his strength alone is enough to destroy a dynasty.

is also a legendary figure in the market, if the dog emperor is scolded as a Xiang, then the national teacher is praised as a god.

can become the biggest contrast with the beauty of the national teacher, the dog emperor said:

Good, open, forest.

The beauty national teacher is the first love of the dog emperor, she has been secretly in love with the beauty national teacher for more than 15 years, and the biggest dream in her life is:

Touch-male-man and then marry -country-teacher

"Excuse me, how to get to the National Teacher's Mansion?" Xi Xiaoyu thought she was amiable and asked passers-by.

Passers-by looked at her like a monster, "Damn, there are really people who don't even know where the National Teacher's Mansion is, and they have seen it for a long time." ”

Xi Xiaoyu twitched the corners of her eyes and asked tentatively, "May I ask how to get to the palace?" ”

The passerby spat on the ground, "Phew, can you not ask such an obscure question early in the morning?" ”

Shen Yan, a minister, covered his face with his sleeves and pulled away the disgraced dog emperor.

"I ......" Xi Xiaoyu was about to get angry, and her eyes were attracted by the bulletin board.

The bulletin board that is usually used to post the emperor's list is occupied by a huge map, which reads: The map of the Great National Teacher's Mansion

And under the drawings of the map, there is a pitiful light yellow paper with a small corner, if you guess correctly, it should be the emperor's list.

Shen Yan stepped forward and tore off the map, and he coughed embarrassedly, "With this map, we don't have to ask for directions." ”

Xi Xiaoyu: "Hahahahahaha."

Shen Yan thought she was deranged, "Your Majesty...... Ahem, Childe doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate! It is not a matter of a day or two that the national teacher is deeply loved by the people, you have to get used to it. ”

"Hahahahahaha, I can't help but laugh when I think that the awesome beauty national teacher will be my future father-in-law." Xi Xiaoyu couldn't close her mouth with a smile.

Shen Yan: ......

Fu Weiren buried his head and wrote: "Emperor Daliang □□ wants to eat swan meat, and he wants to get involved with the national teacher, daydreaming, thinking about beauty!" ”

Leper □□ Xi Xiaoyu snatched the pen in Fu Weiren's hand with a black face, and a strong brush snapped and broke, and the broken pen was thrown on him, and her whole person was clouded:

"No matter how much you slander and slander me, you can only write about the fact that the beautiful national teacher is me."

Fu Weiren picked up the broken pen on the ground with a wooden face, and said seriously, "Wechen's professional ethics is to write the truth. ”

"You inflexible dead wood! Be careful that I kill you. Xi Xiaoyu opened her teeth and danced her claws, and her little face was flushed.

Shen Yan hurriedly came out of the round, "Oh, the top priority now is to find the National Teacher's Mansion according to the map, we have to go early and return early." ”

Even if there was an unpleasant episode, it didn't affect Xi Xiaoyu's good mood.

Find, find, walk, go. Before they knew it, the sun was scorching, and the three of them were shuttling through the avenues and paths like headless flies.

After walking for so long, the three of them were already hungry.

"Let's eat first, and then go to the National Teacher's Mansion after eating." Xi Xiaoyu took the map into his arms and went straight to the nearest restaurant.

When I got to the door, I remembered a crucial question, "Did you bring silver taels?" ”

Shen Yan and Fu Weiren looked at each other and said in unison, "I thought you brought it." ”

Xi Xiaoyu: ...

Forget it, Xi Xiaoyu should have thought of it a long time ago, they haven't been out of the palace for many years, how could they think of this.

"Childe, did you bring it?" They pointed the finger at the Dog Emperor.

"Ahem," she was also not qualified to accuse them of not bringing money, she had an idea, her eyebrows fluttered, "Resourceful as me, I have a wonderful way, let's go, let's go in." ”

After the storm passed, the table was in shambles. The dog emperor burped and leaned lazily back in her chair. I am used to eating the delicacies of the mountains and seas in the palace, and I eat folk food for the first time, and I have another flavor.

Shen Yan leaned in front of her and whispered, "Your Majesty, we're done eating, isn't it time for you to pay now?" ”

"What's the hurry?" Xi Xiaoyu shaved her teeth with a toothpick as if she was an uncle, and shouted with full anger, "The owner of this shop is here!" ”

"Come on!" The shopkeeper dressed in high-quality silk came over happily and nodded, "What do you have to say?" ”

"Come closer, keep your head down." Xi Xiaoyu beckoned to him, the shopkeeper obediently bent down, she leaned into his ear and said mysteriously, "Do you know who I am?" ”

The shopkeeper shook his head, "I don't know. ”

"Keep your head down a little bit." Xi Xiaoyu lowered her voice and said proudly, "Actually, I'm Emperor Liang Jingdi, and I forgot to bring money with me on this trip, so you know, hey, hey, hey, hey, ......hey, ”

"yes, hey, hey, hey." The shopkeeper straightened up and said with a smile, "It's Xiaomin who is slacking off." ”

"Then I will leave first, don't worry, as soon as I return to the palace, I will have someone send you ten times the money for food." The dog emperor is full of pride, and it feels great to be an emperor.

"Xiaomin is really grateful." The shopkeeper smiled and stepped back.

The Dog Emperor said to the two doglegs with a red face, "Let's go." ”

Shen Yan &...... Fu Weiren

That's what she calls a brilliant solution? Can they say they don't know her? Is it?

"Stop!" The shopkeeper's attitude changed greatly, and he didn't know where to pull out a bright big knife, "Dare to eat the overlord meal, I asked my big knife first if I agree!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey, there's something to say." The Dog Emperor and Shen Yan were so frightened that they hid behind Fu Weiren's back, "I said that I would give you ten times the price of the meal, not the overlord meal!" ”

Shen Yan: "Yes, yes, my master is not a person who will repay his debts. ”

The Dog Emperor and Shen Yan were both so frightened that they trembled, only Fu Weiren still had a paralyzed face, and he was quite calm, he looked at the shopkeeper and didn't speak, and his black and white eyes were clearly saying: This person is the first person in Daliang to bravely assassinate the Dog Emperor, and he and the butcher knife in his hand will go down in history and be worshiped and admired by tens of thousands of people.

The shopkeeper felt that his boss was a little too much, so he stepped forward and persuaded him gently, "Shopkeeper, there's no need to kill people." I don't think they are dressed rich or expensive, not like people who will pay their debts, but they can't do it, and it's okay for them to stay and wash the dishes and work to pay off their debts. ”

The shopkeeper snorted coldly, "She said she was Emperor Liang Jingdi." ”

The shopkeeper's face changed, and without saying a word, he snatched the big knife in the shopkeeper's hand.

The villain Shen Yan, who was hiding behind Fu Weiren, jumped out triumphantly, and snorted to the shopkeeper very proudly, "Tell you to scare our emperor with a knife again, now someone can't stand it and wants to cut you!" Hum! ”

The reality is:

"Dog Emperor, I'm going to kill you!" The shopkeeper was full of anger and slashed at the dog emperor with a big knife on his shoulder. "You didn't go to court for three years, you made a traitor, the government and the opposition were controlled by corrupt officials and corrupt officials, so that I lost my black yarn hat, and finally my wife was separated and my family was ruined. Ahhh Kill, kill, kill! ”

"Run!"

Fu Weiren pulled the sleeve of the dog emperor and narrowly escaped, and for a while, the chickens and dogs jumped in the lobby, and the people eating were in a mess, and the three of them took advantage of the chaos to run out.

"The Dog Emperor stop! I'll kill you! "The crazy shouting is behind you.

Shen Yan grabbed the Dog Emperor's sleeve and asked, "Your Majesty, what should I do now?" ”

"What else can I do, wow wow run!"

After going back and forth, Xi Xiaoyu ran to the lively market, and at this time she was unkempt and sweaty.

Exhausted, Xi Xiaoyu sat on the ground without any image, leaning against the wall and panting. Where's the two farts worms? These two bastards, see her go back to the palace and don't spank them.

Touched his arms, huh? Map? Why is it gone? She rummaged through the map and couldn't find it, and now she suffered!

She looked around again against the sun, her palm-sized face was sunburned blood-red, and her thin and slender body seemed to be blown down by a gust of wind.

I really don't understand why the common people hate her, isn't she just occasionally obscene with beautiful men?

The beauty of the national teacher did not see, and lost her minister, and she herself made no one a ghost or a ghost, and now I don't know where I am, and my heart is very uncomfortable, and I am sad for a while.

She lifted her tattered and dirty sleeves and was about to wipe two handfuls of tears, but she saw the golden plaque in front of her that glittered in the sun, and the three words on it were written by her own hand:

National Teacher's House

There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, but the national teacher is in the sunshine.

She was full of blood in an instant, and rushed over and slammed at the heavy door, "Open the door, open the door, open the door!" I thought you were hiding, and I didn't know you were in it. ”

After two blows, the door was opened, and a handsome attendant dressed in green clothes appeared:

"What are you doing?"

Xi Xiaoyu swallowed her saliva, she deserved to be a beautiful national teacher, and even the little attendants in the house were so good-looking.

The Tsing Yi waiter was stunned by her *colored eyes.

"It's okay, I'm closed."

"Hold on, I've got something." Xi Xiaoyu showed a smile that she thought was very charming, "Can I borrow your bathhouse?" ”

She can't see her family's cute beauty national teacher in this ghostly way now.

"Nerves." The Tsing Yi attendant closed the door expressionlessly.

"Don't don't, I'm Emperor Liang Jingdi, I'm here to find beauty...... The National Teacher has something. Xi Xiaoyu hurriedly used her hands to pick up the crack in the door.

The door opened again, and the Tsing Yi attendant looked at her suspiciously, "What's the evidence?" ”

"This is my jade pendant, you will know when you hand it over to the National Teacher." She offered it with both hands.

"No need, my national teacher has already calculated that the emperor will come today. I was just testing you. ”

He knelt down respectfully, "See the emperor, please forgive me for missing the welcome." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, get up."

"The bath soup is ready, please move." The Tsing Yi attendant made a gesture of please.

"Fish soup? No, I'm not hungry. I'm going to take a shower. The Dog Emperor smiled and waved his hand.

Tsing Yi Attendant: ......

After taking a bath, Xi Xiaoyu changed into a bright yellow dragon robe sent by the maid, how could there be a dragon robe in the National Teacher's Mansion? Still so fit?

The maid cleared her doubts, "Your Majesty, it was prepared by the National Teacher's orders, and he said that you ran away in a eunuch uniform today, and it is not easy to be scolded by the Queen Mother when you put on a dragon robe when you go back." ”

Her beauty and national teacher are so considerate and powerful, this can be counted.

Xi Xiaoyu sat on the Taishi chair in the living room and waited for the beauty national teacher, waiting for a cup of tea, but the beauty national teacher didn't wait for Shen Yan who was crying and a handful of tears and Fu Weiren with a wooden face.

"Your Majesty, Weichen thought I wouldn't be able to see you." Shen Yan knelt in front of her.

Fu Weiren wrote with a stroke of his pen, "The missing Emperor of Daliang has now been found, and he has met with the truth-telling minister and the truth-telling Taishi Shun Lì in the National Teacher's Mansion. ”

"How did you get here? Did it hurt anywhere? The Dog Emperor remembered helping up the crying poor Shen Yan, and when he thought that he couldn't touch a man, he sat back again.

Although she usually bullied the two of them, if something really happened to them, she would be the first to be sad.

"Ever since we were separated from our majesty at the restaurant, the two of us have been looking for you, and we are especially worried that something will happen to you. Later, the guards of the National Teacher's Mansion found us, and we followed. Shen Yan said it all.

In this way, their one qiē action, the beauty of the national teacher has been counted?

What a man of God!

"Call you gods, ahh Xi Xiaoyu looked anxious.

At this time, the Tsing Yi attendant walked in, "Your Majesty, it is inconvenient for my family to meet guests today, he asked you to go back first, and we will meet you on your 25th birthday." ”

"Huh? Well, then you can send him a message and tell him that I will be with him for his birthday next month. "It's false to say that she is not disappointed, but she knows the strange temperament of the beautiful national teacher, as long as he is unwilling, no one can do anything about him.

"Yes." The Tsing Yi attendant said again, "My lord also said, let you be mentally prepared, something big will happen on your birthday, and the good and evil will depend on the creation." ”

Xi Xiaoyu frowned, "Can't you avoid it?" ”

"The direction of fate, even if it is an adult in my family, cannot be resolved."

Xi Xiaoyu got on the soft sedan chair that the national teacher asked someone to prepare.

"My lord told you to enter the palace from the west gate, and the queen mother is guarding there at the east gate." Before leaving, the Tsing Yi attendant commanded.

"Okay, I remember. Thank you, my lord. ”

The soft sedan chair was carried out of the house by the coachman, and the attendant in Tsing Yi thought of one more thing he forgot to say, so he hurriedly chased after him and shouted at the sedan chair:

"My lord also told you not to take the shortcut of the dog hole on the wall of Huating Palace, the prime minister is waiting for the rabbit there!"

His voice was blown by the wind, and bits and pieces reached the ears of the Dog Emperor, who lifted the curtain and stretched out her head and asked in a loud voice:

"What do you say? I can't hear clearly. ”

He said it again, to no avail.

Looking at the soft sedan chair that disappeared on the street corner, the Tsing Yi attendant shrugged helplessly, don't blame him, it's all fate.

Yes, the undisciplined Xi Yu went to climb the dog hole in accordance with her usual urine nature.

She just came out of the dog hole, and the first thing that caught her eye was a pair of cloud boots embroidered with gold thread on a black background, a close-fitting 360-degree black robe with side leakage, a brocade belt of the same color, a narrow waist with broad shoulders, a jade crown and a bundled hair, and a handsome face dyed by the orange sunset.

His voice was light and slow, as if mocking: "Your Majesty's hobby is still so ......"

"Chic."