6. On the combat effectiveness of a parrot
Chapter 6 deals with the combat effectiveness of a parrot
Du Ling always believed that as a cautious and intelligent person, he could not fight an unprepared battle.
There is no good end to taking risks casually, for example, to say that he was finally killed in the last life in his last life, it is really careless to lose Jingzhou. At that time, he saw that the power supply in the base was gradually restored, and he felt that the electronic products and luxury jewelry market was going to rise, and it was still very predictable and commendable to get here, but after being jumped a few words, his head was hot and he had to go to the city to sweep the tail, and he mistakenly believed that the "brother" did not hire another bodyguard...... I can only say that I am dying to light a candle.
Where are the benefits, where is the importance of a small life?
Now he had several large boxes of kidney plates and jeweled gold bars in his space, but they were of no use. has been reborn as a parrot, can he still run the pawnshop to show off, and he will not be caught as a monster to study (manual bye-bye.)
As for the online shopping is also a dead end, Du Ling feels distressed when he thinks about it, why are electronic products replaced so quickly!? If you take it out now, it will only be regarded as a super copycat, and maybe you will have to get into some infringement lawsuit, so you can only secretly take it yourself...... SOSAD。
Ahem, I digress too far to think about it.
In short, the bird master wants to emphasize that he should be bold and careful, a good bird and three gangs, he is such a precious town boss, how can he send his subordinates to try one, two, three and then shoot in the face of incoming foreign enemies.
Really 'flying' all the way, I don't know how many gray magpie brothers - forgive him for still maintaining human aesthetics and can't distinguish the appearance of birds - squeaky introduction, Du Ling already knows that this time it is a group of wild cats, no wonder the bird brothers can't bear it, the natural enemy is coercive, he understands.
So Du Ling's wings jerked, and he flew in the opposite direction of the small garden of Joga.
The food chain level is still very influential after the mutation of animals and plants, and Du Ling didn't want to bet on how much his human core could play, so in order to avoid the possibility of losing the bird in front of his little brother, he decided to pull the powerful dog out for a walk.
Although the essence of Erha lies in Erha, it is also very powerful just by looking at the appearance.
The owner of the husky Xiaotian (Du Ling changed the majestic trumpet, so he deceived 50 points of loyalty to establish the status of the rivers and lakes) is naturally at work at this time, and it is so bored that a dog is bored at home alone and is about to scratch the floor, and it is naturally very excited to hear Du Ling say that he wants to fight with wild cats.
But the tail was about to shake into a propeller, and Xiaotian still regretfully refused to participate.
The husky lay melancholy on the edge of the window and said in a deep voice: it has to look after the family.
Du Ling: WTF! I don't believe that a well dog can be so loyal, unyielding!
A husky who is extremely bored, can scratch through the shavings of the owner's sofa, run around the house with a whole roll of toilet paper, and accurately pull on the most expensive coat, can use this kind of awareness? If it is really so sensible, the bird master will live gnaw the carrot raw.
But Du Ling's mouth was almost worn out, and he didn't waver, seeing that the gray magpie brother's eyes were getting more and more wrong, he had no choice but to sacrifice a trick-
"How about I buy you a pillow for the dog of your dreams?" The money on the account is very painful to use one cent less than one penny, and the bird master is very painful.
Huskies know that Du Ling has his own account to buy, buy, buy, buy, and envy Du Ling's owner for being so spoiled by him, and therefore convinced that he is a high-level pet who is only raised by local tyrants - spend his own money to brush the status of the owner of the rivers and lakes, and then fake the tiger, Du Ling feels that the pet circle is not inferior to the red and white atmosphere.
But the return of disdain shì does not prevent him from using this means to raise his worth.
At least Erha was convinced that he could do what he said, so after hearing this mention, the stoic good dog wavered every second every day.
It shyly said that it was not that it didn't want to go, but it actually wanted to go, but it wouldn't open the door and go out by itself.
(=v=)
Duling ...... Du Ling decided to buy it the cheapest doge cottage pillow to pass away.
Anyway, just doge's face, no matter how crooked the print is, it's like that, I can't say that I feel more graceful with the weird aesthetics of Erha.
In the end, Du Ling was instructed on the spot outside the window, and after several efforts, Xiaotian finally clawed and clumsily twisted the anti-theft doorknob and successfully escaped from prison.
Quack and clap!
As a kind leading brother, Du Ling did not forget to remind the stupid dog to crash the door when he came out so as not to really enter the thief, as for the question of how to sneak home without being detected after the fight......
Hehe, what's the matter?
Then rode Erha to the middle of the battlefield, Du Ling remembered that in another building, the father-in-law Persian cat who lived in the princess's room with a bow around his neck (and did not type much), and briefly considered whether to pull it up again to salute before the soldiers.
But just think about it, as a new star chirp, he is quite reluctant to bring a cat to play with. What's more, a long-haired fat cat like Ya Gonggong who loves peace and smells of shampoo all over his body, is not a cheap small dried fish that can be lightly impressed: those handmade cat rice materials are either Norwegian three-flavored fish or Australian veal, and the poor and deep bone marrow of the bird master does not admit that he is a hater of the rich!
He is walking here, and Erha, who has been running all the way, is very worthy of his heavy money (...... The hired foreign aid identity, constantly howling and calling teammates, and when he arrived at the small garden, he was followed by more than a dozen dogs, including uncles and aunts, and a few wild dogs that wandered to the community, this kind of urban village-like place, there are still a lot of dogs without a leash around their necks.
These tall, short, fat and thin Wang are all the little brothers who were beaten down when Xiaotian came out to let off the wind, and they did not accept the cross-border command of Du Ling, the parrot, just like the group of minions led by the tabby cat on the opposite side, who were almost one meter long, were very nervous when they saw a large group of dogs coming, and they were not afraid to look at Du Ling's mutant parrot, and they were drooling with green light in their eyes, all of which followed the instinctive actions of animals.
Cats and dogs are not born to deal with this is really right, the enemy is very red when they meet, Du Ling originally wanted to put some words on the tabby, but the mutant animals on both sides did not control the scene, and the two sides directly tore and bited.
With a casual wing, he can fan the wild cats that pounce on him, but Du Ling feels that it is a bit LOW to be involved in this way, mainly because these wild cats are not even the most basic mutant beasts, if he makes a big move, how can he think about it like abusing small animals.
This is not the end of the world, at that time, everyone is either you die or I live, red-eyed, everyone wants to dig a few more crystal nuclei to become stronger, and now in order to help the little brother defend the territory, it is a bit too evil to kill innocent little lives.
Heaven has the virtue of a good life.
With such a belief, Du Ling chose a high branch and fell up, and tilted his head shamelessly to watch.
Not to mention, condescending is to see clearly, Du Ling is quite idle to analyze the battle situation: although the absolute number of the cat army is better than that of the dog army, and there is a high-pole commander to teach them to cooperate, but the dog army, which is dominated by fat and strong dogs, can still gradually gain the upper hand with one enemy and three, relying on strength.
The little brother fought with the east wind and overwhelmed the west wind, but the general was just the opposite, the tabby looked like a wild cat leader mixed up from the street, his limbs were even and powerful, and he was fierce and flexible like a little leopard in a fight, and although Erha, who grew up eating dog food, was more than twice as big as others, he was not an opponent at all.
"Silly heaven pounces to the left! Watch out for it tripping you! Don't let it go up to the tree to fight in the air, you have no advantage~ Yes, yes, let's waste that Sanhua first-" Uncle Parrot, who was elated, shook his feather crown, and began to provide off-site technical guidance.
The awkward tone and high-altitude vision were superimposed, and the fierce tabby cat's originally threatening tactics immediately became worthless.
"Oh, you're afraid that it will pick out your eyes, won't you turn upside down and kick it with your hind legs! Kick it on it! Erha was very obedient and became more and more courageous, and Du Ling was also elated.
The tabby cat finally couldn't stand it anymore after a few tricks, and howled at the master on the tree: Dead bird! Shut up!!
Do you know how to watch the battle and be silent, a true gentleman, there is a kind of you who come down and let the cat grandpa eat you!
was scolded like this, and Du Ling really shut up.
Three seconds.
After all, no matter how large your lung capacity is, you always have to take a break to catch your breath.
Then he was very serious and reasonable: "It's unfortunate that you haven't eaten your grandfather bird yet, so I continued, little cat, you have to understand a truth, everyone has different species, we birds, we have always been true gentlemen who don't use our mouths, and the cry is our weapon, and it depends on a mouth to fall in love, occupy a territory, or something, so how can you ask me to shut up?" ”
In other words: Master, I just have such a sharp mouth, there is a kind of you flying up to hit me~
In the squeaky chirping of the gray magpie brothers, Du Ling happily flapped his wings and squatted on a tree, easily dodging the black cat brother who climbed up and wanted to sneak attack.
"But since you are so sincere in begging me, I will only say the last sentence in the big bird - good chance to roar the sky!"
So the tabby, who he said was dizzy and crying, was knocked down.
…… I don't think there's anything wrong with crushing a wild cat with human IQ at all, our bird master is such a frank man.
The bosses were all knocked down, and the remaining younger brothers did not have the courage to continue to resist stubbornly and surrendered one after another. They should really be grateful to the boss in this area for being a low-mouthed and kind-hearted Du Ling, who pursues the humanitarian principle of surrender and not killing, so after the battle, Erha conveyed the order, and more than a dozen dog brothers formed a circle to encircle the gray and dirty remnants of the defeated generals of the tabby in it and watch them in prison.
Seeing that he was born and died (?) The lives of the younger brothers were in the hands of their opponents, and the tabby couldn't get angry, and soon confessed under Du Ling's interrogation.
After listening to Tabby's narration, Du Ling's mind was only left with a row of dots.
To say that this conflict is really not the gap he imagined to make trouble and grab territory, let alone a mutant beast that cannot tolerate two tigers.
If you have to talk about cause and effect, this is completely a sin created by the human brain.