Chapter 4 ** type pet daily life

As the old saying goes, there are seven things for people to open the door, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and Du Ling sadly found that after Du Ling mixed into the interior, Xiao Lixiao Daxian's life can also be summed up in seven words, that is:

There is no net on the four walls of the house.

…… In fact, the house is as empty as Sister Bao's snow cave, anyway, Uncle Du is now a parrot, and he can't enjoy the top treatment of a soft kingsize big kang or a leather sofa, but the last three words are really a blood and tears that can't be endured.

No, there is a net!

In such an era of rapid development of information, if you don't go online, you are still in the city to, it is better to nest in the old house in the ravine and give birth to a baby□.

Du Ling also naively thought that Xiao Li was just more economical and reluctant to pull a broadband, but then he found out that this Daxian was indeed a pure-blooded cave man: the mobile phone was a keyboard old man who was given away when charging the phone bill, and in addition, there were no electronic products at home and outside the home, and the only opportunity to touch the keyboard was to operate the cash register of the convenience store......

Looking at the stack of old newspapers that were placed in front of him as nesting materials, and listening to the earthen bun with the face of a male god telling him not to defecate in the open, Du Ling felt drunk, and thought very seriously about whether to change someone to ask for support.

But it's also ...... It's a little reluctant.

At least the old antique owner who is emotionally indifferent and lives in his own world also has his benefits, for example, Xiao Li will not be like Du Ling did when he first adopted Kanye, and he will not realize that there is something wrong with the pseudo-parrot whose acting skills are completely substandard.

He even adheres to the simple and healthy villagers' practice of feeding chickens, what people eat and what birds eat, and never deliberately sells feed and grain when a small amount is free-range - what's even better is that Xiao Li is probably a very educated and good young man who never has leftovers, so he deliberately serves half a more bento for Uncle Parrot to enjoy.

…… Anyway, as one of the few employee benefits in convenience stores, you don't eat for nothing.

Du Ling, who lives a happy life without having to pay out of his own pocket every day, gave himself a passing grade as a Daxian breeder.

As for feeding, he has a cold face and no expression, and he doesn't explain anything, anyway, he is a pet, so he doesn't pay attention to the integrity of not eating food, and naturally he won't be indigestible because no one coaxes him to eat. Although the living habits are extremely backward, it is not that there is still a saving value in the unknown, and the evaluation of a person does not depend on what he says, but on what he does-

When I received the bowl of rice, minced meatballs and cucumber scrambled eggs for the first time, Du Ling, who had not tasted home-cooked food for a long, long time, was reluctant to lift his head, and came to the conclusion with relief: This is clearly a very valuable little fresh meat with cold noodles and warm hearts! It has a lot of market potential.

As for whether the bird's stomach can digest these heavy oil and salt meals, he is not worried at all.

Kanye liked to snatch the meat in his lunch box back then, and his mouth was poisonous and his eyes were poisonous, and every time there were good ingredients such as chicken legs, pork ribs, and braised lion's head, he never fell into Du Ling's mouth completely. And the rich snack library of the dead house has also been stored in Kanye, a sunflower parrot has also tasted it, and I have never seen it pull its stomach, and I have asked netizens to say that it can adapt to eating like this occasionally since childhood, so Du Ling let it go.

Now that he has become Kanye, of course, he continues to eat with confidence.

To be honest, if he didn't know that he could still enjoy the delicious food, where would he have such a big nerve and accept that he would become a bird (hey, you just pursue this!).

Ahem, foodie topics will not be mentioned for the time being.

Speaking of the matter of transforming and saving the host's boring outlook on life, although Du Ling is a character who is not fat and does not care too much, he will not treat poverty as enjoyment, on the contrary, he also has the idea of making another fortune before the end of the world and accumulating some more luxury capital in the future.

But he's just a parrot now, in addition to the insecure way of online code words, there is no way to make money on his own for the time being, but he can't stand his current owner's good looks, such a 360° beautiful man with no dead ends and no need for the Meitu show to have a soft light, if you can find a way to become popular, whether it is to send advertisements and endorsements or sell private photos, you can always earn some resources.

Of course, Du Ling is still slowly thinking about how to do it, and he has deeply realized that people's minds change, wealth moves people's hearts, absolute interests breed absolute malice, etc., he doesn't want to test human nature at all, he just wants to be a behind-the-scenes promoter that no one knows, and his bright identity is just a stupid pet bird that only touches the owner's light.

Anyway, there are only two years left, as long as there are no suspicions in those two years.

Later, when the apocalypse comes, the animal mutates, and what fool has the kung fu to investigate a high-IQ pet, and then the sky will be high and the birds will fly to the rivers and lakes again~

I think it's very beautiful, but the reality is that he still has to fly to the roof of the building like a thief and sneak on the Internet - basically Xiao Li, who works the night shift at a convenience store, will not take Du Ling to work, and of course it is impossible to lock up Uncle Parrot in a bird cage without a lock, so the night has become Du Ling's release time.

Squatting against the cold wind on the eighteen-story air-conditioner outer chassis to brush the net, Du Ling felt that he was really hard, and the environment was too difficult to write a word.

The inspiration has been swept away, okay, it's not that he can't find the fault of his original relaxed mentality.

It seems that he is destined to enter the palace, Xiao Heidou stared at the author's backstage with deep eyes, and finally clicked on the X in the upper right corner again. clicked on the constantly beating penguins again, and read the messages of his past friends one by one, but found that he could hardly remember who these people were, Du Ling sighed silently.

Sure enough, even if you are reborn, you can't go back to the past.

He found the number of his roommate and left a message to the other party, saying that he had other developments and was in a hurry to leave, and the rent was not refunded, so you don't have to think about me, and then he went offline and shut down.

I didn't even remind the other party that the transformer was struck by lightning and might have to face the landlord's anger, which was particularly black-hearted.

Well, whoever made the rent deposit three legs and four figures can't get it back, so he has to be angry.

Stuffing the almost dead mobile phone back into the space, Du Ling shook off the small droplets that had condensed on his feathers for a while, and spread his wings to leave this secret stronghold and go back to the convenience store to pretend to be cute, to see if he could trick some supper to pad his stomach, but he was frightened by a burst of barking and his feet slipped.

This slip was particularly unfortunate and slid out of the small piece of the air-conditioned box and fell straight downstairs.

it! Fortunately, now the master can fly, otherwise wouldn't the little life be over?

Wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, Du Ling flapped his wings and flew back with a grudge, he wanted to see which dog dared to scare the uncle like this-

"Wow~~ Wow!!" Thief, thief! Chicken thief!!

A husky's stupid face was sticking to the window, squeezing out a crooked eyebrow and squinting expression from the gap in the curtain, and seeing the white-haired chicken thief flying back again, he screamed like a stimulant, so loud that even the neighbors couldn't stand it, and shouted at the next door to take care of your dog son through the wall.

However, this Erha dog father and mother are obviously not at home, so they will let it be a mad dog.

If you are sure that the owner of this family is not there, the culprit who caused this scene can rest assured that the dog can be teased. Anyway, through the double glazing, this well dog can't do anything to himself at all, Du Ling squatted on the air-conditioning chassis with a big knife, and raised his crown feather defiantly.

Hmph, although it is only the sound of a dog barking in his ears, but he unfortunately can understand what the dog said, but he is borrowing the exhaust gas of your air conditioner for heating, how can he become a thief?

And your uncle's chicken thief, is there such a handsome and dashing chicken that can fly!? As an original imported sunflower parrot from Australia, it is worth at least a few hundred chickens!

The bird master was not convinced, so he didn't like to crush a stupid dog with Mandarin level 10: "I didn't even enter your house to steal anything, tsk, just say it if you want to, don't frame the innocent at will." ”

Du Ling hadn't paid attention to it before, but this time he could understand the dog's bark, which made him a little doubtful that he was wearing a bird and lighting up the beast language skills, but he had never learned dog language and didn't know how a sunflower parrot should call normally, so he could only speak Australian Mandarin if he wanted to try to communicate.

"Woohoo! Woooooooooooo Woohoo! "Steal traffic! Chicken thief stealing wifi! So the host said so! Erha howled excitedly, obviously understanding what Du Ling said.

"Don't be funny, I don't even know how much your wifi password is, steal a ball." Du Ling's rebuttal was very reasonable. Although he was really excited when he found this feng shui treasure yesterday when he searched for hot spots, he was indeed a little excited, but he gave up after guessing a few of the original passwords.

Since it has not constituted a fact, he can naturally say that he is just passing by at this time, and he has not taken a stitch from the people.

Well, that's it.

"Woooooo Woohoo woohoo!! "Isn't it just six 1s, don't pretend to be stupid, you must know, this baby saw you playing with your phone!

Oh~~111111 Ah~get√

Uncle Parrot comprehended, smiled and stroked the dog's head with a kind gaze in the air.

"Wang, woo, woo, woo~~~~~~" After reacting to himself, he said that he had betrayed the password, and Erha covered his eyes with his two claws and let out a miserable scream.

It's such an upright good dog, and it really can't fight the treacherous and cunning bad lewdness, Ma Ma I'm sorry for your trust, let me choose the dog belt.

"Alright, don't howl stupid dog, what's your name? Let's make a friend," the parrot uncle outside the window did not make a standard villain laugh as the husky imagined, but handed out an olive branch very friendly: "If we are friends, even if we rub your wifi, it is not a theft, when your hostess entertains friends to play, it doesn't matter if your friends have an Internet, right?" ”

That must be okay...... That seems reasonable, huh?

The sad husky's eyes lit up, and his tail was already flicked happily: "Wang, woo, woo!" "My name is Tian Tian, what is your name?

…… is worthy of being the first of the three polar fools, this IQ is really very touching.

"Jianghu nicknamed Kanye, if you are willing to kiss the hot spot again, it's okay to call me grandpa." Even if the other party is a dog, he doesn't forget to take advantage of others, Du Ling feels that this must be because his innocent nature is polluted by the parrot's beak and cheap attributes.

Anyway, he casually reported the original name of the parrot, and associating with small animals in this capacity should be regarded as a continuation of Kanye's brilliant career, Amen.

A few words flickered to a younger brother and a long-term stronghold, and he only cared about it, not realizing what deep meaning was hidden in this seemingly spur-of-the-eye subconscious reaction.

It will take time for the shocking secret to be revealed.