Chapter 5 Unintentionally Inserted Willows

Since receiving the standard dog leg of Erha Tiantian, Du Ling has paid attention to the small animals around him, and he found that not all animals can understand the sounds of animals, let alone all animals can understand human speech.

As far as the whole community is concerned, in addition to the huskies that happened to be encountered, there is only one eunuch Persian cat and a few magpies who can really understand human language, and the other cats and dogs are just normal pets, and although all the chirps encountered can communicate to some extent, they do not have an obvious level of extraordinary intelligence.

Birds are generally afraid of Duling as an anomaly, but there are also a flock of squeaky noisy sparrows who do the opposite, relying on him as the boss, and coming to him every day when they have nothing to do to find security.

…… Not to mention that these little furballs are really useful as foot warmers in winter, Du Ling went with them, anyway, he is in a good mood now.

It was also a helpless move for Du Ling to spend several days and so much time and energy to verify whether animals were generally thoughtful.

When you read cute pet novels, you will feel that all small animals are actually human, and the setting that understands human words is cute, but if it is really like that in reality, it is very scary to think about it at all, right?

The feeling of having countless pairs of intelligent beings staring at you at all times and at all times, even if you do it right, it will still be creepy.

Imagine: Do you think that no one around you does something stupid like squeezing acne in front of the mirror, humming a song and picking your feet, getting up and turning in a circle, etc., in fact, they are all seen by countless small animals, and they are all in the eyes of countless small animals.

Imagine again: if you eat any salmon, you may be the thinker, artist, writer in their circle, is there a sour taste of turning into a cruel cannibal?

So it's great to say that most animals are just ordinary animals, especially under the premise that the great mutation of the end times is destined to come in two years, if they not only have extraordinary physical mutations but also have an IQ similar to that of humans, then what future can humans talk about.

The worst didn't happen, and Du Ling could breathe a sigh of relief.

Although he is no longer a member of the Homo sapiens race of primates, he is still a red heart towards the party, standing on the side of his compatriots in the past.

As for these special animals that are now intelligently developed and able to communicate with themselves, Du Ling suspects that they will all become the leaders of the monsters that dominate the world in the last days, so they must have a good relationship with them in advance.

People always have a little selfishness that is not worth mentioning.

Well, it's not worth mentioning at all to harvest the boss reserve as a little brother and then secretly cool or something.

However, the focus of the future beast overlord is the 'future', and now they are just a stupid dog, a tsundere Mimi and a few long-winded rogue birds, and Du Ling doesn't want to lower his style and mix with them when he doesn't have to.

His new interest is to observe the mysterious owner who is convincing with his face alone.

Yes, mysterious.

After the initial shock that the village was not connected to the Internet, Du Ling began to notice Xiao Li's anomaly, and gradually he no longer regarded this temporary owner as a well-grown soil bun, but began to believe that this must be a master of the world with a secret.

Although except for Xiao Li, who does not go online at all but has a library card, specializes in history, humanities and social sciences, and practices the habit of buying newspapers every morning, he didn't find any signs of this great immortal being a martial artist and secretly cultivating world-shattering skills, but the more he lived a regular and boring life day after day, the more suspicious Du Ling felt.

How can there be a beautiful young man with normal body and mind who is willing to live such a boring life as boiled water?

He must be hiding something heavy dà secret.

Every time he wanted to make a cheap trick, Du Ling, who was subdued by Xiao Li's cold eyes, refused to admit it, he had to say that the sixth sense of the man he had honed in his last days was guiding him to avoid evil and seek good fortune, and he gambled on his Chaoyang people's ID card and swore to find out the truth!

- Hmph, Xiao Daxian, Xiao Daxian, no matter how well you pretend, the outstanding master temperament has already betrayed you~

A certain parrot began to dig into the owner's sniffing ♂ secrets with high morale, relying on the fact that he was a bird to pretend to be stupid, and his search for evidence can be said to be pervasive - this does not include his urgent stare at people and peek into the toilet to see what the fairy bird looks like, it was an accident, cough, it was really an accident!

Compared with the 120% strengthened body in the memory, the somewhat injured Bird Master who still felt lost stuffed this memory into the garbage heap at the back of his head.

In fact, the basis for Du Ling's swear is mainly due to the fact that he was itchy with his claws at a certain time, and when he was digging at the bottom of the box and grinding his claws, he accidentally saw the sword, and Xiao Li also wanted to wrap it in a white cloth, but the shape of the ghost can be seen to be a three-foot Qingfeng, okay!

A beautiful man with a classical temperament! There's a sword hidden in the house! This is the setting of the hidden family, urban masters, and XX martial arts categories, of course, it may also be the ancient and the modern...... Speaking of which, the fairy face is really very similar to the ancients, I don't know if it's worn by the body or the soul?

The more I think about it, the more I feel like that, the former street writer Durmos, who has experienced the apocalyptic apocalypse of space, has a slightly bigger brain, and he convinces himself by making it up - the main thing is that the fairy face is poor and it is impossible to buy a sword to decorate, or he used to be an honorary member of the Tai Chi Sword Morning Training Troupe for the elderly, and he can't believe it if he cheats fools.

At least the members of the elderly morning exercise group can't become convenience store townspeople, and just with a fairy face, they can't scare a group of thugs who like to drink and make trouble in the middle of the night.

Du Ling, who used to be a dead house and fought five scum, and after awakening his ability, he also fought blindly, and he had some expectations for the owner's force value.

Secretly pondering how to make Xiao Li exposed, adding another weight to future safety, the tender yellow crown feathers on Du Ling's parrot's head were regularly closed, the eyes were half-closed, the feathers were loose, and the whole bird hung on the back of the chair like a big furball.

He didn't realize that he had already begun to consider the possibility of going through the end times with his owner.

At this time, Xiao Li looked up after reading the last page of the Song History in his hand, and saw his own stupid bird immersed in his own world, with a bird's face that was proud for a while and tangled for a while.

There is no sign of cultivation at all, and it is really a qualified pet bird in the body.

Sure enough, kung fu is in the world, and he is still out of place after coming here for several years, and he really can't work hard at home, but he doesn't know what to do about the so-called entering the WTO to refine his heart.

Xiao Wei sighed secretly and said, "Du Ling." ”

He doesn't have the habit of calling pets affectionately like modern people, and every time he calls Du Ling, he is so plain with two words with a surname.

Strictly speaking, Xiao Li's voice is very pleasant, but it is not magnetic or gentle, but it is as ethereal as the music of the ancient pilgrimage to the sky, which makes people Lingtai Qingming not have any thoughts of disobedience.

At least Du Ling only felt a shock to the bird's body at this time, and shrunk his neck and obediently started to work.

He didn't need to look at each other, he knew what Xiao Li was telling him to do at this time: he looked at the long-sleeved shirt on the other party's body that did not match the whining cold wind outside, then flew to the back of the door and picked up the slim long down jacket, and then grabbed the plaid scarf and leather gloves in turn, and stopped the warm and peaceful dress of his owner.

Hmm~ Now it's like a normal person who has to go out with a four- or five-level north wind early in the morning.

Watching Xiao Li put on his coat according to his own arrangement, Du Ling raised his short little tail with a strange sense of accomplishment.

cough, he felt that he was getting more and more flattering, that a good parrot was about to be trained to be a loyal dog or something, he was just a poor man who carried forward his style and sympathized with a thermoreceptor disorder, and couldn't understand what conditions to wear.

Seeing Xiao Li go out with a bag of brick books to be returned to the library, Du Ling couldn't help but start recalling how the relationship between the two came to be like this......

In fact, at first, I couldn't tell whether I couldn't stand it or was tempting, although Xiao Li always stood straight and didn't look afraid of the cold, but Du Ling always didn't □□ when he saw his single coat fighting in the cold winter, and finally one day when he got off work from the convenience store together, he couldn't help but play with it, picked up a coarse wool scarf from the stall selling warm clothes and threw it on the other party's head.

It was a vulgar fabric with a particularly unintentional color, and the big red and big green gave Xiao Shenxian a bit of fireworks.

But Xiao Li really paid for it, and solemnly thanked a parrot, and seriously asked if it had any good construction.

…… Then Du Ling seemed to be hypnotized, going back and forth between four or five small shops and stalls, and gave a few sets of high-quality and inexpensive winter hot models.

Although I don't know how many times I have been praised that your bird is so smart, and because of his handsome and cute image, he has won the bosses to take the initiative to discount, but Du Ling still regarded that day as a day of shame when his IQ fell into black history.

It's really a beautiful bird.

But he is obviously straight and straight, how can he be fascinated by a beautiful man who can't find the north because of a few words of praise!

What's worse is that Xiao Li, this guy is very inch-free, and since then, he has naturally enslaved himself to serve and dress a poor and weak bird, and when necessary, he spit out two words, which come and go when he is called, and he throws it away after using it, which makes people's hearts flutter, not to mention sincerely thanking him, and the feeling of being respected and treated equally before must be an illusion.

However, although he no longer said thank you, Xiao Li would occasionally buy a bag of fried chestnuts with sugar or something in addition to the rich convenience store lunches to please himself...... I can barely forgive it.

The grace of a meal should be reciprocated by a spring, and the master is such a principled bird.

After turning into a parrot, the greedy bird, who was even more fond of the sweet and hot sweet chestnut, thought so, and turned his head to wipe the saliva he had accidentally left on his back feathers.

After diverging his thinking for a while, Du Ling felt that he should almost do something serious, anyway, Xiao Li, who was not on the day shift, had to soak for most of the day every time he went to the library, and he could do whatever he wanted without this staring eye, such as taking up all the plugs and charging the harem pets such as mobile phones, tablets, game consoles, etc.

Then take a stand and start frowning (though there are no eyebrows to wrinkle) to squeeze in the update.

Kavin's matter is more painful than constipation (after being a bird, there is no constipation trouble, but it is a loss of prohibition and people are worried), he looked at the kaolin flower hanging in the past he wrote in the past, and then thought about Xiao Daxian who is now eating, drinking, and sleeping under his nose.

I feel that I can substitute myself into a hard-working little maid who is waiting for clothes and meals in minutes, and I can match the little prince who is a scumbag with a cold face to fight women.

Distance produces beauty, and the ancients did not deceive me!

In the end, Du Ling shook off his stupid hair, and once again threw his weak conscience as an author and Pingkeng Yewang into the small black room, and happily clicked on the shopping website to search for special food.

The courier brother in their area is very bullish, and the goods are always thrown out according to the house number, and the notification phone is not called, but it happens to be cheap for a really unsightly buyer like Du Ling.

However, considering Xiao Li's outrageous appearance, even the coaxing courier brother couldn't help but greet him when he met him on the road, so Du Ling's chosen delivery address was his own dilapidated rental house. Anyway, things like compressed biscuits and canned meat can't be broken if they are thrown on the corridor, so he just needs to wait for someone to leave before picking up the goods.

casually knocked on the WW line, "Wrap a little better and give more giveaways~", I felt that I was really witty Du Ling Meizi placed an order for special instant noodles, and began to shop around to find matching ham sausage batches, while searching and humming a self-composed song, but unfortunately the accompaniment was too single and not in tune.

Listen, this Bang ——?!Bang

Uncle Du, who was shaking his head and indulging in buying, finally came back to his senses, he turned his head to look at it with his hair erected, but it was a certain gray magpie brother who was anxiously shaking his tail outside the window COS woodpecker, and the glass was about to break.

"Chirp ——!" The boss is not good! Someone is grabbing land!! Seeing that Du Ling finally noticed him, the little brother of the gray magpie hurriedly opened his voice and shouted.

"Wow!! Chirp——! "It's so powerful, the brothers can't hold it!

The gray magpie's cry was originally not as good as arguing with someone, and at this time, the impatience was even more harsh as a fingernail scratching glass, but Du Ling didn't have the time to pay attention to the health of his little brother's vocal cords now.

When he heard the news that a strong dragon had crossed the river, he was not angry, but he was full of interest and spread his crown into a flower.

"Awesome?" How powerful can it be, is there a fierce beast that mutates in advance?

Since the large parrot with the mutation of strength must have at least a few hundred geese, how can it fight against the second- to third-level mutant beasts of the last days, Du Ling decided to give it a try.

"It's just right to be powerful~" The parrot, who clicked on the lock, easily pulled up the latch, pushed open the window and jumped out.

It's been so many days since I've been reborn and I haven't had a chance to fight, and let him meet them—