How Thor came to be is really a question.

After Tony walked away, the "crime scene" was killed by the current director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Couson - S.H.I.E.L.D., which was invaded by Hydra, was killed by Captain America in three days, and the Avengers experienced a big battle with the Zetarians attracted by Loki not long ago - surrounded by agents, and the scientists were on their way, and Bruce Banner, who had returned from transformation, began to enter the research state before he could catch his breath.

Thor reacted in hindsight that something was wrong, and bad things always come in pairs, and there is news that his brother is again... Naughty, he had to go back to Asgard to see his brother, then raised his hammer, made a take-off pose, and flew ...... Flew into the air.

The rest of the Avengers: "......"

Hawkeye pulled the bowstring and didn't vomit unhappily: "It's said that it is very necessary to set up a sign in the place where the tin can disappeared that says 'danger ahead, no traffic', and now, I won't say 'look'." ”

Captain America was silent for a moment and said, "On the bright side, if something happens, Tony and Thor can take care of each other." ”

Hawkeye thought thoughtfully: "Although the combination of the two of them is novel, imagine if electricity has not been invented in the place where they went." ”

Captain America frowned, obviously feeling that now was not the time to relax, but Black Widow Natasha spoke out in solidarity with Hawkeye: "It's not impossible, you say yes, Doctor?" ”

Dr. Banner pushed his glasses and refused to participate in the meaningless conversation.

In fact, the place where their teammates went was not the barren land they imagined, and the Earth in the parallel universe they stayed in was more peaceful than their current Earth, at least there was no alien invasion, but relatively speaking, in some ways, it was not so... Peace.

Thor also climbed out of the well with a hammer, unlike Tony who asked Jarvis to collect information in the first place, he was too psychologically strong, and he didn't want to think about what was going on, so he stood directly on the grass and raised the hammer to continue to take off, but unfortunately this time there was no Heimdall - the guardian of the Rainbow Bridge - to respond to his takeoff, and he couldn't fly back to Asgard after thunder.

Thor was puzzled, "What's going on?" ”

Tony, who was watching this scene, turned his head to Ai Ye... Apology: "I apologize for my previous inappropriate remarks, Mr. Ai. ”

Good words Ai Ye can naturally hear it, and for Tony's kind of afterthought, Ai Ye raised his chin very coldly, and said sonorously: "Dun Tie pushes all his life." ”

Jarvis not only translated truthfully, but also added a sentence very thoughtfully: "Actually, sir, this kind of pairing also exists in our parallel universe, if you want to see it, I can collect it for you to read when you go back, of course, according to your taste, the grading will be selected at R grade and above." ”

Ai Ye looked at Tony for five seconds: "Beast! ”

Tony: "......" who did he recruit and whom?

But before thinking about this question, can you have a little companionship? Thor's hands were sore as he lifted his hammer outside.

Fortunately, before Thor began to doubt his life, Tony appeared slowly, and Thor was very excited to see him: "Tony, why are you here?" ”

Tony pretended to think for a moment before he spoke, "Actually, I should have asked you this sentence. ”

Thor: "What do you mean?" ”

"It means that we are not on our original earth now, it means that in the time and space where we are now, there is no zài your hometown Asgard, which means that you can't fly back now, you can put down your hammer, your current posture is so handsome that I can't bear to look at it directly." Tony said, spreading his hands.

Thor took a moment to digest this fact, and then couldn't help but feel sad: "Brother! ”

Tony couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Then, Thor, the god of thunder, was cordially received by Ai Ye, the "landlord", and Ai Ye showed a eager look to Meow Meow Hammer: "I have long wanted to try to smash walnuts with Meow Meow Hammer." ”

Thor was still sad and couldn't go back to see his naughty brother immediately, so he didn't notice that Ai Ye had already extended the "Claw of Lushan" to his Mezzola, and when he realized that his Mezzola had been picked up, he was so frightened that his red cloak was blown away!

Ai Ye obviously didn't think it was such an amazing feat to pick up the meow hammer, and he also said to the meow hammer on a whim: "Small, small, small." ”

The meow hammer remains as it is.

Ai Ye can't expect Meow Meow Hammer to be big and small like a golden hoop stick, but he is already satisfied with being able to smash walnuts with a Meow Meow Hammer.

Thor was stunned: "No!! ”

Tony, who had seen the power of the meow hammer, pretended not to see the scene where Ai Ye easily picked up the meow hammer, and also cried and comforted Thor, who had broken down in his heart: "Calm, my friend, now that we are on other people's territory, don't you see that my steel suit has been handed in?" ”

Apparently not comforted, Thor was overwhelmed with grief and said, "You don't understand! ”

Sherlock sat next to his girlfriend and rolled his eyes unscrupulously.

Irene, who was studying the dizzying number of jù with Jarvis' assistance, turned her head to look at him, "I can hear you roll your eyes, Sherlock." Well, I'll need to talk to Mr. Stark right now to see if I can reverse into his parallel universe. ”

So—

"Daddy, it's time for you to make an appointment with someone online, and Jarvis agrees to set aside a portion of the number of jù streams to help you."

Ai Ye took the meow meow hammer to smash the walnuts, purely to satisfy the curiosity of being an otaku, and now the hunt is strange, and the game is scum, not to mention the biggest girl in the world, so he pushed the meow hammer and pushed it back to Thor's hand, and he cheered and went to the scum game with Jarvis Juju, and at the same time did not forget to put the smashed walnuts into the blue and white porcelain plate and send it to his baby girl.

The next thing is logical, Erin and Tony, who quickly became a parallel universe theorist, study the interconnectedness between the two parallel universes. And Thor, who had not had time to rejoice at Ezola's loss, confronted Sherlock, who smiled at him kindly—thanks to his perfect Sherlock-style acting—and poked Thor's weakness as soon as he came up: "You look worried about your brother? ”

Thor, who was in a big mood, urgently needed a tree hole to pour out his mood, and when Thor didn't need Sherlock to start the conversation without any cliché skills, the innocent smile on Sherlock's face disappeared immediately.

- Tony, who was lucky enough to witness this scene: "......" is really a hell of a thing!

Soon, Thor revealed all the truth about Asgard, and Sherlock, who listened to him patiently, patted Thor on the shoulder very sincerely: "I think your brother still loves you, he is just naughty to get your attention." ”

Thor was stunned and asked, "Really?" ”

"Of course!" The expression on Sherlock's face couldn't have been more sincere, and what he said was so convincing that Thor couldn't help but be immersed in the happy truth. As everyone knows, Sherlock neatly put away half of Thor's hair, turned around and rolled his eyes unscrupulously, and threw Thor aside when he was finished, he walked over to Erin, and as a matter of course, put Thor's golden hair in a sealed bag in front of Tony, intending to go back to his real room to study. Then, before Tony's eyes were about to pop out, he nodded at his girlfriend, and Erin winked that she knew.

Tony: "...... You guys! ”

"Come on, Mr. Stark, don't pretend how innocent you are, we don't have to laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps!" Sherlock grabbed the white way, what he said really made Tony speechless for a while, but the reason why Tony is Tony is that he is thick-skinned, and after reacting, he said very brazenly: "We call this a routine physical examination, the employee benefits of the Avengers!" ”

"Who's to say it isn't." Sherlock replied with a smirk.

Probably this is the enemy of fate, Tony was very angry at Sherlock's mocking face, so what else did he say, and he sneered unceremoniously: "No wonder you have a long face, it turns out that it is to lay a good foundation for 'turning your face faster than turning a book'!" ”

Is Sherlock to be messed with, his gaze wandered to Tony's inner boosters, "If that's what you say, Mr. Stark, is your short man contributing to the sales of inner boosters?" ”

"You know what?" Tony was about to say something, but Erin intervened strongly, "The kindergarten under the mountain is enrolling, why don't you let Jarvis help you sign up for the small class." ”

Jarvis responded to Erin's call: "If Mr. and Mr. Holmes strongly wish." ”

Sherlock: "......"

Tony: "......"

The two men looked at each other, and then—

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

After humming, the two of them finally grew up a year old, Sherlock took the sealed bag containing Thor's hair and went to Irene's real room to study, and Tony continued to discuss with Erin the intercommunication between the two parallel universes, as for Thor, he looked up blankly, what happened?

In the previous "rack", Erin seemed to be very fair and played fifty boards each, and after discussing it for a while, she suddenly said, "Actually, I have an unscientific method that allows you to communicate with your teammates. ”

Tony raised an eyebrow: "But? ”

Erin told the truth: "Need to borrow your steel suit. ”

Tony looked down at Erin who made such a request condescendingly, and Erin said unhurriedly: "Honestly speaking, do you think that you, equipped with a steel suit, plus Thor, can compare to my father in terms of force value alone?" ”

Thinking about the ease of someone holding a meow hammer like drinking water, Tony pondered for three seconds before deciding, "You managed to convince me, ma'am." ”

The unscientific method that Erin said is actually to modify the steel suit, just like her mobile phone was transformed, which was able to connect two parallel universes unexpectedly, so let's give it a try. Yes, Comrade Xiao Ai said so eloquently, as if the success rate was 100 percent, in fact, there are so many "strong outside and middle cadres", and there is a lack of more proof of the number of jù, but in view of the lack of number jù and the equipment is not in place, she will be a dead horse doctor, anyway, it is not that she is in a hurry to return to her own parallel universe.

-- Generally speaking, Comrade Xiao Ai's behavior is, "Standing and talking without backache."

……

The parallel universe in which the Avengers are located

The scientific research conditions on their side are simply much better, and some scientists have tested that the space is fluctuating, and the pulse is about to reach its peak, "Something is coming from over there!" ”

All on alert, as well as antiquation.

Then, the golden-red steel suit walked out.

"Tony!"

In fact, it was Tony's steel suit, Tony's body didn't follow, the good thing is that now we can communicate, Tony's voice as always not very serious: "Hey, big guy, I have bad news for you, Thor's and I are now left hostage, and they said that if we want to go back with all tails, we will exchange Batman's autograph." Speaking of which, I wanted to ask from the beginning, who is Batman? Also a superhero? ”

That's when Jarvis came in, and Tony looked at the profile that Jarvis pulled up, "Oh, I thank you Jarvis." Then Tony cleared his throat and began to read the script: "Batman, a DC Comics superhero, by day he is a billionaire, playboy, philanthropist Bruce Wayne - how is this adjective so familiar - at night he is the Dark Knight Batman of Gotham City, belonging to the Justice League. What, this is a copy of me. ”

Captain America: "......"

Hawkeye: "......"

Black Widow: "......"

Dr. Banner was so frightened that his skin turned green when Tony first said that he and Thor were being taken hostage, and now he wants to turn green too, and Tony is angry with the hanger.

Captain America called out to Tony in a deep voice.

Tony shrugged, and the next moment he realized that he hadn't turned on the video, and unceremoniously turned on the holographic video function of the Iron Suit, and his figure appeared on the other side, "So you didn't get the point of my words," he sighed and shook his head, "I'm glad to tell you that on the Earth in this parallel universe, we are all characters from the comics, and my popularity is as high as ever." Hey, where to look? ”

Erin also appeared in the holographic video, realizing that the eyes of the avengers over there were all on her, she blinked her eyes and said slowly, "Good afternoon?" ”

Without waiting for any reaction from his friends, Tony nodded and said, "Yes, as you can see, the earth in this parallel universe is very consistent with ours in the direction of evolution, so don't be stunned, say hello to Erin, you must know that this is related to the friendship and peace between the two parallel universes." ”

Avengers: "......"

Erin looked around and smiled innocently, "I think you can now confirm that this is Mr. Stark himself, so," she looked at Dr. Banner with glasses, "I think it's important to make sure how long it's been since Mr. Stark disappeared over there." ”

Dr. Banner's face grimaced, and he looked at his watch to give an exact time.

"It seems that the flow of time between our two parallel universes is very close." Erin nodded, and Tony breathed a sigh of relief, but Erin's "I'm sure it's Mr. Stark himself" sounded a little subtle, but Stark had always been magnanimous, so he didn't hear it.

The next thing is to discuss how to get Thor and Tony's body to go back, Thor originally heard the voices of his teammates and came over to say hello, but within half a minute, he was stunned by the technical jargon, but people didn't understand and asked: "What does that mean?" ”

Tony shoved the plate containing the walnuts that Aiye had smashed at Erin into Thor's hand, "Eat the walnuts along, this is what you smashed with your meow hammer." ”

Erin glanced at it and didn't say anything.

After a while, Tony still shouldn't be gagging, and Erin sighed: "If you want to use your humor to ease the boring academic exchanges, Mr. Stark, then why don't you talk about Iron Man and Captain America in another parallel universe?" ”

Tony: "......"

Tony's expression was obviously something, and Hawkeye, who was also listening to the book of heaven on the other side, immediately perked up: "Another parallel universe? So what's going on? ”

Tony immediately accused Hawkeye with righteous words: "Fat Eagle, do you think you can hide your gossip by mentioning the parallel universe?" Stop dreaming, I've seen through you. Besides, it's not a big deal, isn't it that Iron Woman and American sweetheart are married. Comrade Xiao Ai obviously underestimated the thickness of Tony's skin, look at the calm demeanor of others, but obviously not everyone has this kind of demeanor-

Hawkeye: "......"

Black Widow: "......"

Captain America: "......"

Dr. Banner's skin was faintly showing signs of turning green, and he quickly took two deep breaths, took off his glasses, wiped them, and said, "Can I think that Tony is not in a hurry to come back?" ”

Tony: "...... I'm not surprised! ”

Okay, "Gaiden" is over, back to the topic, because the steel suit was sent back, Erin got a positioning coordinate, but in view of the particularity of the steel suit, and then there is a possibility of chance, so for the sake of insurance, it is best to get another positioning coordinate to achieve two-way positioning. In other words, the parallel universe where the Avengers are located has to be transported, preferably ** transmission.

Captain America, who had the best physiology (without Dr. Banner transforming), said, "I'll come." ”

"Captain!" Corson called Captain America disapprovingly.

Tony pursed his lips and turned back to Erin, "How about we have afternoon tea before they discuss the results?" ”

"Yes, yes." Thor immediately responded, walnuts didn't care if they were full.

Tony: "...... Rammed goods. ”

――A good teammate of the United States, who is Iron Man?