This uncle, who cares about my clothes when I meet inconspicuously, is actually white! Throughout the history of China, if he wants to rank second in terms of the number of killings alone, no one dares to call him the number one killing god!

There are many images of Bai Qi in my mind, he can be a ruthless and murderous demon, or he can be a strategizing and invincible general! But in any case, I could never have imagined that he would appear in front of me as an old man guarding a fish pond at the entrance of the village.

I think that a total of more than 2 million people died in the Warring States War, and more than half of them were killed by him, this lord single-handedly beat the six countries, and almost unified China in advance, if it weren't for King Qin Zhaoxiang's counter-plot, the unification of China is likely to be nothing like Qin Shi Huang, such a bullish lord, is now standing next to me, how much pressure do you say!

"He's the one in the Warring States!" As soon as I heard the name, I was terrified, and the back of my spine was full of sweat in the middle of winter.

"Yes, it's him, there seems to be a name in the mortal world, saying that he was slaughtered by people or something."

Hearing Li Jing say this, my heart 'brushed' and cooled down for a while, this TM Heavenly Court really trusted me, and I dared to get it from Bai Qi, and Li Jing was not afraid that the next time I came over, there would be no grass in our Sansheng Township.

"I said Uncle Li, if you leave me alone for such a dangerous person, you're not afraid of anything going to happen?"

"What could happen?" Li Jing smiled: "Wu'er Nezha and Lei Zhenzi are both here with you, what else are you worried about?" As far as their skills are concerned, you don't know it. ”

I had a bitter face, thinking that they were really very capable, and they had eaten more MSG than I had in a year for three days......

"He's so murderous, he shouldn't be a ghost to us." When I think of this old man killing more than a million people, I shudder, although I have also killed countless people, but it is all my own species!

Li Jing shook his head: "No, no, a person like him has his own evil spirit-warding function, no matter how powerful the ghost is, he has to take a detour." ”

"Little brother, excuse me, will you talk about it later? I'll have to die again if I don't add clothes......" Seeing Bai Qi's lips turn purple from the cold, I remembered that he was thinly dressed.

"Leizi, Leizi, come out." I stood in the yard and pulled my throat and called Lei Zhenzi, this thing poked into my head from the second floor: "What's wrong?" ”

"Throw down the clothes you bought yesterday, and the one that the madman is wearing, hurry up."

Lei Zhenzi retracted his head in response, and after a while, he saw him appear in the aisle on the second floor with a military coat: "I'll send it down for you." ”

"No, you just throw it, this person is about to freeze to death."

"Oh." Lei Zhenzi looked down at where I was standing: "You let him pick it up." ”

I just wanted him to throw it to me, but before the words came out, the grandson picked up the military coat and threw it at Bai Qi, he was a god, so he lost his strength and was still there, the military coat itself weighed several pounds, plus the force of Lei Zhenzi to throw it down, Bai Qi was smashed and stumbled without paying attention, and saw that he was about to fall, I hurriedly went up to help him, and turned around and scolded Lei Zhenzi: "You are blind, he is so old that you throw something on him." ”

It's not that I'm angry, I'm going to die in vain, I don't dare to send it to the crematorium, he doesn't have a hukou!

……

"Who is this?"

"I don't know!"

"How did you die?"

"Stoned to death by a military coat."

……

Come, explain to the police!

"Get back inside." I waved my hand at Lei Zhenzi, and then put on the military coat for Bai Qi, Lei Zhenzi didn't return the mouth, 'oh' and turned his head back to the house, Li Jing looked at the conversation between the two of us and was very surprised: "Jiang Xiaoyou, you can, this person can have a lot of trouble with Xinghuan in the heavenly court, and no one can control him, this is good, let you clean up properly." ”

I took out a bag of MSG from my pocket: "If he doesn't obey me, I will immediately cut off his goods and make him worse than dead." ”

I've seen people control people with money, and there are also people who control people with drugs, but I guess it's just me who controls people with MSG......

"What is this?" Li Jing stretched out his hand and took the MSG from my hand, and I was about to ask him to return it, but Nezha's voice came from the second floor: "Father, is my father here?" ”

Li Jing's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he pushed me the back: "Help me block him, I still have something, go first." ”

His push was so powerful that he almost threw me on the heel, I turned around and wanted to scold, but there was still Li Jing!

Nezha jumped out of the entrance of the building, looked around and didn't see his father, so he pulled my sleeve and asked, "Where is my father?" ”

"How do I know, in a blink of an eye, the person will be gone, by the way, what is the situation between you father and son, how do I think he always avoids you."

Nezha shook his head: "I don't know, I'll just leave, I'll go up and play on the computer." ”

He didn't care much about it, turned around and went back to the house, I beckoned to Bai Qi: "Let's go, let's go upstairs too, it's cold down there." ”

Bai Qi clutched his cuffs and didn't move, turned around in place and said to me: "Little brother, why is your city so small?" How many people can live here? How much grain and grass can you stockpile? ”

"I can't live much, let's go quickly, I'm freezing to death."

Leading Bai Qi to the second floor, this has a wide field of vision, not only can see the situation in the courtyard, but also outside the courtyard, Bai Qi stopped, and said after a while: "Your city wall is not only short, but also too thin, if there is an enemy attack, I am afraid that it will be razed to the ground in an instant." ”

I sneered: "Whoever dares to raze me to the ground, the police station will not let him go, you just stop Uncle, it's not your time now, this place, there is no fighting." ”

"Didn't fight? It's impossible, is the world already unified? Bai Qi looked at me in surprise, I nodded at him, and the old man's eyes suddenly flashed with tears: "The old man has been fighting in the Six Kingdoms for more than 30 years, and his long-cherished wish is to unify the world, so that the people can live and work in peace and contentment, and there will be no more disputes, but unfortunately he has not been able to achieve it when he is dying, but now there are people who can achieve such a great cause, who is he, you must take me to meet him." ”

Seeing that Bai Qi was so excited, I patted the back of his hand and comforted: "You should have seen him when you were in the underworld, and he has a hemorrhoid ...... on his chin."

"This man is dead!"

I nodded silently, and stomped my foot with hatred: "It's a pity that such a heroic old man has no chance to meet, how long has this person died?" ”

I pinched my fingers and counted, "It's been forty years." ”

Bai Qi shook his head and sighed: "Hey, I have been dead for forty years, and I have long since turned into dust, and I can't see this gentleman in this life, woo hoo lament!" Alas! ”

"Don't whine." Seeing him so sad, I couldn't bear it: "If you really want to see him, I have the money to take you to the memorial hall in Beijing to see him." ”

"Little brother is old, this gentleman has been dead for 40 years, and he has long been a pile of loess, how can I see it?"

"It's okay, these disdainful descendants have made him into a specimen and saved it, and he won't be able to spoil his body for another hundred years......

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This time, Sanjiang actually had ****** and Guo Jingming, which was really unexpected