Killing Matt vomited for half an hour, Nezha and I also accompanied him to vomit for a lot of time, Nezha originally just wanted to make a joke with me, although this joke was disgusting, but he didn't expect that someone would really eat this thing......

In the process of spitting, I quickly found two problems, one is that Nezha is very adaptable, because I see that he can still pull the toilet paper to wipe his mouth without a teacher after spitting, and the second problem makes me have a headache, this killing Matt should also be a god, although he also wiped his mouth after spitting, but the paper he used was picked up from the paper basket in the toilet......

It was because of his action that Nezha and I vomited a lot of time......

I finally eased up, and through conversation, it really confirmed my previous guess, he is really a god descending from heaven, and he and Nezha knew each other before they became immortals, this person is the culprit who killed the main god of the Thunder Department, Lei Gongxinghuan, Lei Zhenzi!

"Are you really Lei Zhenzi? I remember you used to look like a bird, huh? ”

Nezha's words made me very strange: "You two have become immortals, you should be able to see them in the sky at any time, why don't you seem to know each other now?" ”

"It's all in heaven, but I haven't seen him in years."

"Why?" In my memory, Heavenly Court is theoretically similar to our underground palace configuration, just Nezha's identity in Heavenly Court, it is impossible for Lei Zhenzi, who helped the Western Zhou Dynasty fight with him, to be much lower, and Heavenly Court also has to go to work, right? Don't you see each other often?

"I can't say that." Nezha's gaze was a little evasive, a little afraid of offending people, Lei Zhenzi smiled and said, "Hey! Are you afraid that I'm not happy or whatever, well, I'll tell you. ”

Lei Zhenzi picked up my tea cup while talking, and took a big sip, but he didn't swallow the tea, but made a circle in his mouth, "Poof!" "Spit on my floor,! It's so unqualified, what about gargling?

"Aren't the third prince and I all gods in the flesh? Therefore, the time to heaven is later than the previous group of people, and my spells can only be linked to the thunder department, and the duties of the thunder department are twenty-four main gods and one righteous god, where can I still have my place after I go up? In fact, even if I have, I can't make up for it, isn't Marshal Tianpeng the main god of the Thunder Department? In the end, he was demoted, and I couldn't take his class, and I can only be a scattered immortal. ”

"Yes, he has a conflict with the lucky ring of the thunder department, and the two of them will fight as soon as they meet."

That must be pinched, in "Fengshen List", Lei Zhenzi went down with a stick according to the people's luck around the heavenly spirit and directly burped people, this beam is knotted, and there is basically no solution.

"Do you still have the term "Scattered Immortals" up there?" This heavenly court is a bit surprising, I didn't expect that there are also empty salaries among the immortals.

"What's so strange about this, how many years have it been since the gods, it is inevitable that there are other people in the six realms who have ascended to heaven, in this case, the heavenly court is generally responsible for arranging to start from the little immortals, Lei Zhenzi's situation is more special, he is the same as me, when he was a god, he should be in the immortal class, but we gave up that opportunity, and later became a god through cultivation, just like us, we must not be a little immortal official casually, he should go to the thunder department, at least he has to be a main god or something, but he contradicts Xinghuan, hey! The things of the fairy world, you mortals told you mortals, you can't understand, anyway, there is no place to arrange him for the time being. ”

I don't understand, I read "Fengshen List" when I was a child, and I can fucking memorize it every day on TV, as far as Lei Zhenzi and Xinghuan are concerned, there is basically nothing that 1.3 billion people in China don't know, to put it bluntly, Lei Zhenzi belongs to a godhead, but the counterpart unit has a full pretext and doesn't want him, mainly because that unit has his sworn enemy, and the work can't be arranged, with his qualifications, you can't just mess around, Heavenly Court can only let it go, his identity is similar to the unemployed vagrant in the gods.

"By the way, you haven't said how you've changed? What about your wings? Nezha just finished talking to me and asked Lei Zhenzi again, Lei Zhenzi didn't rush to answer, picked up my teacup and took another sip, still didn't swallow it, and spit it on the floor after making a circle in his mouth,, what virtue!

"Isn't this what your father changed for me? Before coming down, he told me that our heavenly realm and the human realm have not been in contact for some years, and he was afraid of causing panic among mortals, and then he cast a transformation spell on me, and it became what it is now. ”

Li Jing is right, if Lei Zhenzi wants to remain the same, it is estimated that he will have to go to the zoo tomorrow to find him, after all, if you have seen white and black people, when have you seen birdmen?

"Oh! You were sent by my father, too? By the way, did my father tell you what we were going to do here? ”

When the topic is talked about, I naturally pricked up my ears immediately and waited for the following, after all, counting Lei Zhenzi, the immortals who are coming to me today plus Li Jing, who has not yet arrived, are three, this is the problem I am most concerned about now, why are these people here? If you just want to change my tragic life, can you just come and tell me the two-color ball lottery numbers tomorrow?

"Nope." Lei Zhenzi shook his head and said, "He also gave me a coordinate and asked me to find a kid surnamed Jiang here, and he didn't say anything else." ”

Get! Another one who doesn't know, in fact, it's not to blame me for being impatient, but now this situation is too special, fairy! Three! Come to me! What is this concept? This is the same as if you just bought a lottery ticket and immediately told you that you won 100% of the lottery, but the result is not told to you, wait until the day of the lottery......

Five dollars or five million of them......

Originally, the time was not early, Lei Zhenzi tossed for a long time, now the meal has passed, and I don't know when Li Jing will come down, I think our brothers can't just sit and chat, people are gods, and they don't care if they come to your house to eat, but this à la carte market has long been closed, and there is no place to buy vegetables, although we are a township here, but the warehouse is still a certain distance from the city, and the restaurants do not send food here, so the problem comes, Lei Zhenzi I can also take him to the street when he changes his clothes, So what about Nezha? I don't have children's clothes, so let him go out with me in a belly pocket? Not to mention that it's not reasonable for him to wear this thing when he looks like he is seven or eight years old, even if you take him down the street, maybe someone will see me and beat me up and say that I am abusing children, and it is snowing today......

The rice must be enough, but there are too few dishes, and I have no other tricks to think about it, so I can soak a few bags of instant noodles with the leftovers at noon.

As soon as he heard that I was going to cook and cook, Nezha looked forward to it, rubbed his hands and said to Lei Zhenzi: "Hey, when it comes to this mortal meal, we haven't eaten it for some years, and we have forgotten what it tastes like." ”

"But isn't it, this has to be based on the algorithm on the ground, it must be more than 3,000 years, I remember the big fish and big meat every day when I helped King Wu cut down the war, tsk! It drools when I think about it, eh! Jiang Xiaoyou, I look at the layout and layout of your house, presumably it is not rich, there is no need to make it so rich, just cook a few dishes. ”

Lei Zhenzi's last sentence was said to me, and after he finished speaking, he didn't forget to pick up my teacup and pour saliva, and then spit it on the floor in his mouth: "By the way, help me refill the cup with some water." ”

If it weren't for the gods, I would have chopped him up and made a bun filling!

I didn't pay attention to him, and went straight to the hot leftovers in the kitchen, fortunately, I usually have a lot of homely instant noodles at home, and I opened five or six bags, and I didn't care what he tasted like, mixed with a small half pot, and added a few eggs, ham and sausages or something, not to mention, it looked pretty good.

Steaming on the table, as soon as I entered the room, I found Nezha and Lei Zhenzi playing with my mouse and keyboard, I beckoned them to come over for dinner, Lei Zhenzi brought the wireless keyboard over, and said to me in a 'tsk' voice: "You said you are a washboard, what are you doing on the table?" ”

"You put it for me." Although these two goods are immortals, but I don't know how many years have not been mortal, I have been mentally prepared for their mentally retarded performance, just put the dishes and chopsticks on the two of them, and suddenly felt wrong, the gods were in the Spring and Autumn Period before the Warring States Period, there was no washboard at that time!

"Huh! How did you come to know a washboard? "I am very puzzled, could it be that the historians are mistaken?

"Wasn't the canopy degraded before? Later, he slipped back to heaven several times, and once I heard him say that some women in the mortal world often use this thing to physically punish their husbands, which is also strange, you say, how can there be such a useless man? This is going to be me, and I would have already swept her out. ”

That's right, there should be a washboard in the Tang Dynasty, I said why can't I get the number, and I didn't bother to listen to Lei Zhenzi's blind force, and the two of them took a bowl of noodles and prepared to eat, I just raised the chopsticks, and I heard Lei Zhenzi say: "Jiang Xiaoyou, I said you can get some food casually, and you will eat noodles for us?" ”

I'm embarrassed when he says this, even if ordinary friends meet, they have to order a hard dish or something in the next restaurant when they get to the meal, I'm good, invite them to eat instant noodles.

"Isn't this the two of you in a hurry, didn't I bother to buy more groceries? So, I'll make do with it today, and I'll buy you some meat to eat tomorrow." ”

As soon as I said this, I felt a little stupid, can a dignified fairy still scarce you have a meal of meat?

"Hey! It seems that you have a very hard time, and it is also fate for the two of us to meet you, so we have to leave you something, so let's do you have any wishes, say it, and we will help you realize one. ”

Scold! This relationship is good, dealing with immortals is not the same Hey, a meal of instant noodles has the effect of Dragon Ball.

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Brothers, the recommended ticket is up