As for the old immortals like Lei Zhenzi and Nezha, if you want to fulfill my wish, isn't it like playing? In this society now, what wishes can I have, the big deal is to ask for money, but to say this directly, I am a little difficult to say, seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Lei Zhenzi patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't be embarrassed, you can say what you want." ”

"I ...... I just want to make some money......" I bowed my head and said it uneasily, my face seemed to be burned, this was too abrupt, the first time I asked someone for money, too powerful.

"Hey, that's all you ask, it's so simple." Lei Zhenzi almost drove me crazy with such a happy promise, I heard that there is a spell that turns stones into gold, should he pass this life to me, right? If this is the case, I won't make a fortune? If you don't have money, you can pick up a stone a little bit, and sell it for money.

was thinking about how to spend the money, Lei Zhenzi waved his hand, and his face didn't matter: "You go to your current son tomorrow, just say what I said, and let him give you some money." ”

Groove ......

"When did you do that, it's a day now......"

"It's gone! Isn't this world chaotic without the Son of Heaven? Lei Zhenzi looked surprised, he has been out of touch with society for thousands of years, and it is estimated that he will not be able to react for a while.

"Now it is a socialist country, the leader is the chairman and the prime minister, and there is no such thing as the Son of Heaven." I wiped the sweat from my forehead and replied.

"The President and the Prime Minister? Two regimes? "Lei Zhenzi is a person from a slave society, in his thinking, there can only be one person in a country, even if he later cultivates to the positive fruit, he is also the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court, and he has been living under this system, and it is understandable that his thoughts can't keep up.

"One regime, two people have the final say......" I was speechless.

"Aren't those two heavenly sons?"

I really didn't bother to explain this to him, so I nodded vigorously: "Yes, sort of, two heavenly sons." ”

"Hey! Didn't I understand when you said that? You know, two heavenly sons, right? Then you tell me, do these two sons of heaven know me and Nezha? ”

As a Chinese, who has not seen the list of gods? I nodded and said, "That must know." ”

"Isn't this over, just go to your chairman and prime minister tomorrow and ask them for money."

"I'm far away from them, more than 1,800 kilometers......" Lei Zhenzi was still talking about this topic, and I didn't know how to deal with it.

"What are you afraid of? It's okay, let Nezha carry you with Hot Wheels. ”

Speaking of Nezha, I'm angry, just that stupid, the 380 wire will be given to the girl and carry me to Zhongnanhai? Are you kidding! This is going to be knocked down by anti-aircraft missiles, who am I going to reason with!

"Forget it, don't talk about it, you don't exist in our atheistic country."

"Why doesn't it exist, don't you give us noodles to eat?"

"Stop! You have all the wings to be taken by Li Tianwang, and you still don't know what's going on? There is no such thing as fairies and ghosts in our current society, and if you appear, it will completely change the world. ”

Nezha, who hadn't spoken for a long time, also nodded at this time and said, "Hmm! Jiang Xiaoyou is right, when I came down, my father also instructed me, saying that I couldn't reveal my identity, and I had to pretend to be like an ordinary person. ”

"Oh! I remember, he seems to have told me that, too? Lei Zhenzi picked at his head and said, "Hiss! It's hard to do, you can't reveal your identity, and you have to pretend to be like an ordinary person, and you have to get money, what's the matter? ”

I knocked on the edge of the bowl with chopsticks and said, "Okay, okay, I'm thinking about it, let's eat noodles first, it will be cold in a while." "It is estimated that this Lei Zhenzi does not have the method of turning stones into gold, and if he had, he would not be able to pull his hair.

"Yes, yes, eat quickly, I haven't tasted this mortal food in some years." Nezha looked forward to it, picked up a chopstick noodle and sent it to his mouth, only to see that he just put it in his mouth and began to shout: "Yo! Yo yo yo! This noodle, yes, Jiang Xiaoyou, your craftsmanship is amazing. ”

"Are you quiet? Surprise me! A bowl of noodles or not? Nezha's shout startled Lei Zhenzi, who was about to eat noodles.

"Taste it, it's delicious, just one word, fresh! Jiang Xiaoyou, what do you make this noodle soup with? Why is it so delicious? Nezha finished pulling the noodles in the bowl in two bites, and hurriedly went to take another bowl.

The noodle soup is also boiled with chicken feathers, boiling water and instant noodle seasoning.

Seeing him eat so with relish, this can't help but make me a little suspicious, I have never cooked such a large pot of instant noodles in my usual life, could it be that a few flavors are mixed together to make it more delicious?

With this in mind, I also picked up the chopsticks and took a big bite, but the noodles entered my mouth, and it still felt similar to what I usually eat. I was wondering, but Lei Zhenzi had already finished pulling a bowl of noodles, only listening to his mouth, and said, "Jiang Xiaoyou, didn't you want money just now?" ”

I nodded, "yes, what's your trick again?" ”

"I see, you are holding a golden rice bowl and asking for rice."

I was puzzled, and said curiously: "How do you say this?" ”

"Haha." Lei Zhenzi got up again and took a bowl of noodles, and said, "Okay, I'll show you a clear way, you, go to a shop." ”

"Hmmm! And then what? ”

Lei Zhenzi pretended to smile deeply, and then said, "Then, you sell this noodle!" ”

This idiot......

"I'll tell you, you don't know your own craft, I haven't eaten such delicious noodles before I met you, you want to take this out and sell it, that business must be good!"

Lei Zhenzi was talking there, I didn't even want to pay attention to him, seeing that he was chattering and was not ready, I could only say with a bitter face: "Brother Lei, don't you say it?" This is instant noodles, which are sold for two yuan a bag. ”

Lei Zhenzi and Nezha looked at each other, both of them showed a blank expression, they didn't understand the current social situation, there was no way, I could only explain the instant noodles to them roughly.

"So it's worthless?" Nezha asked.

I nodded, "yes, it's sold everywhere." ”

"The world has changed so much." Lei Zhenzi patted his chest and said, "I can't accept it, why weren't our previous people so smart?" By the way, can you get the secret recipe for this instant noodle? ”

The secret recipe for instant noodles and yarn......

I was speechless and said, "What, you still want me to buy and sell instant noodles?" ”

"It's not." Lei Zhenzi shook his head: "You study the ingredients here, you don't have to make noodles, you want to make something else to eat, don't make it too complicated, just figure out why he is so fresh." ”

Hey, this is a! There is MSG in it......

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