"Ahem...... This...... This is a hydrogen balloon for children......"

"Oh, where did you buy it? It's like the real thing. ”

"...... bought in the countryside"

"Then hurry up and hold on, don't fly away in a while."

Who says people are indifferent now? Look at our fellow, how enthusiastic!

Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief after sending him away: "Come down, don't follow that balloon......"

Falling back to the ground, Sun Wukong glanced at Huang Shuhe in my arms: "What should I do with this person, let my old grandson come with a stick?" ”

Hearing him say this, I was so frightened that I hurriedly hugged Huang Shuhe to death: "Don't, Grandpa Dasheng, this is my buddy who has played since childhood......"

"You're a monkey, it's not messy enough?" Yang Jian frowned slightly: "Now it's different from ours, there is a heavenly eye, do you know what the heavenly eye is?" ”

"Isn't that the one you have on your head?"

"I'll go ......" Yang Jian patted his forehead: "The Tianyan eye I said is not the same thing as the Tianyan on my forehead at all, hey!" I don't understand for a while.,Let's put it this way.,Tianyan has the function of being able to see everyone on the road and be able to record them all.,This person came with Mingzi.,Tianyan must have taken a picture.,He's going to disappear halfway, we're going to be investigated.,If you expose your feet, it's going to be a big problem.,So we can't let him die like this.。 ”

"What then?"

Yang Jian picked the back of his head: "What should I do...... I haven't figured this out for a while. ”

Looking at Huang Shuhe, who had fainted, I was helpless, and after a while, I said, "Or...... Otherwise, let's just forget the old bottom, he and I are small, and I can't be clearer about him, and my tone can be strict. ”

"It's a big deal, a little bit of a mistake will cause a big incident, but it's not a child's play!"

"Gotcha! When you first found me, it was even more childish than that...... At least now that he has seen the transformation of the Great Sage, he should be able to believe in Diǎn. I was a little speechless: "Leave it to me, I'll talk to him first." ”

I made up my mind, with the help of Yang Jian, I got Huang Shuhe to the Tianzi No. 1 room, in the house, only Wu Sangui was sleeping on the bed, and when I woke him up, he was very dissatisfied±⊥dǐng±⊥diǎn±⊥ Xiao ±⊥ said, .▼.o◎s_(); Yes, but when he saw the Monkey King in gold armor, he didn't dare to talk too much, I didn't even need to introduce him, I guess he knew who this monkey was.

Wu Sangui is a good person, he is also quite conscious when he looks strict when he looks at us, he put on a military coat and went to the living room with Brother Monkey, I took a cup of cold water and sprinkled some of it on Huang Shuhe's face, and after a while he woke up leisurely.

Seeing me sitting next to him, he shook his head violently, and hugged my arm in some fright: "Mingzi, I'm scared to death...... Just now buddy had a nightmare that there were many, many people coming to your storeroom, and then a bastard threw me down the window and guess what I saw? ”

I adjusted my mind and said in a low voice, "You have seen the Monkey King." ”

He looked surprised: "How do you know! I'm telling you, I don't know if it's Monkey King, but I did see the monkey getting bigger and floating in the sky with its clothes on. ”

"Hey!" I sighed, "Actually...... Actually, it's not a dream, what you see is indeed the Monkey King......"

"What did you say?" Huang Shuhe looked at me with some incredulity: "Mingzi, did you let the door clip your head?" Sun Wukong is just a character in a mythological story, and it is impossible to exist at all......"

Seeing that he didn't believe it, I could only say it again from beginning to end, this thing was smacking his tongue again and again, but he still had diǎn will be suspicious, and in the end there was no way, I could only lead him out of bed to the living room to take a look, and when he saw Sun Wukong on the sofa again, he knew that what I said was true.

"Akiko...... You slap me in the face, how do I always feel like I'm in a dream now? ”

As soon as I heard that he took the initiative to ask me to smoke him, I was naturally respectful rather than obedient, and I rounded my arm to his face, and I had a big mouth, and he turned around in place like a spinning top......

"Does it hurt? It doesn't hurt, I'll change the soles and pump again. ”

"Oh, it's really troublesome, if he doesn't believe it, we'll kill him directly, and let Sun Wukong become like him for a few days and then disappear, even if there is a heavenly eye, we can't find our heads."

Yang Jian was also a little impatient at this time, and I was busy in the middle to stop: "Don't mind, if you kill him, you might as well kill me first, in my life, apart from my parents, the only person who can speak is him......"

"This ...... Doctor Yang, the doctor saves the life and helps the wounded, and killing people is what the butcher does......" Huang Shuhe also panicked when he saw Yang Jian yelling to kill himself, and hurriedly hid behind me.

Yang Jian smiled coldly: "I'm not a serious doctor, Mingzi, tell him who I am." ”

"His surname is indeed Yang, but his full name is Yang Jian......"

"Ahh Huang Shuhe was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth: "Could he be Erlang God?" ”

I silently diǎn diǎn head, Huang Shuhe said incredulously: "No! I've been listening to the story of Erlang God since I was a child, and his forehead is more than ours. ”

"In order to conceal their identities, they are all restricted by the Heavenly Court, so they look similar to ordinary people on the outside."

"Really?"

"Your uncle, can I still lie to you about our relationship? He is really Yang Jian. ”

Hearing me say this, Huang Shuhe suddenly sneered, this is a little strange, he was very scared before, how could he laugh?

"Well hidden, well hidden." Huang Shuhe calmed down and pestled Yang Jian: "Hello Erlang God, I like to watch the list of gods since I was a child, but I can worship you...... Belch...... Even though you look a lot different from what you look on TV, I still adore you......"

Huang Shuhe was holding his breath while talking, his face changed color, and he seemed to want to laugh, Yang Jian also noticed his expression, and said strangely: "What do you kid think?" Am I that ridiculous? ”

"I'm not laughing at you, don't get me wrong." Huang Shuhe waved his hand again and again.

"Forget it, since you know it now, I won't say anything more, there is something I have to remind you first, don't look at me I'm pretty good at talking, but a qiē in this warehouse, if you dare to reveal half a word, I won't say the consequences, you should also be clear, right? Not only that, but I am familiar with Hades, even if you are reincarnated in the next life, I can continue to clean you up, you know what I mean? ”

Huang Shuhe was so sweaty when he heard this: "Don't worry, I know who Mingzi is, I swear by him......"

"Don't swear it, I don't want to hear it, you can tell Akiko the rest." Yang Jian didn't stay long after speaking, turned around and walked out of the house, watching Yang Jian leave, Huang Shuhe slammed the door shut with lightning speed, and then laughed out loud, I was covered by him with a cloud and mountain fog: "What's wrong with you?" I'm scared to death for a while, and I'm like being laughed at for a while, you shouldn't be stupid by stimulation, right? ”

Huang Shuhe shook his arm and laughed for a while, before he said, "As soon as you said that he was Yang Jian just now, I remembered a joke, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud......"

"What's so funny about Yang Jian?"

Seeing that I was at a loss, Huang Shuhe lowered his voice and said: "I heard a story before, saying that there was a girl who went to the hospital to get a peel because she was older, and wanted to make herself look young, and the doctor said yes, but there is a sequelae after this operation, that is, she will grow chest hair." ”

I wondered, "How do you grow chest hair?" ”

"Isn't facelift a facelift from front to back? As soon as I pulled it, I pulled the hair on my chest underneath......"

I was speechless: "You can be happy with this, does it have anything to do with Yang Jian?" ”

"You listen to me first." Huang Shuhe continued: "Then the woman said, it's okay, you can help me do it, so the doctor helped her do a facelift, and after the skin, the woman really became younger, and after a few years, the woman went to the hospital again, and said that she was going to pull, and the doctor said again, the consequences of pulling again were very strict, because this time the woman was going to grow a beard, the woman said it was okay, I have a razor, just shave it at any time, the doctor had no choice but to give her another facelift, this time it was not too young, the woman went again, and she had to pull." , but the doctor didn't pull her to death. ”

This story is quite funny, and I can also hear the rise of diǎn'er: "Why don't you pull it?" ”

Huang Shuhe sneered: "If you still pull a fart, and then pull that woman, you will open the eyes of the sky......" (To be continued.) )