His movements were so fast, I wasn't prepared at all, and I was just worried that he would kill people, who knew that in the blink of an eye, he knelt down with someone......

This embarrassment was thrown too suddenly, so angry that I hurriedly stepped forward and dragged him up: ", what are you doing here?" ”

The mad god didn't seem to notice anything wrong with his movements, and said strangely, "I'll sit down and watch how they beat me?" ”

"Are you sitting?" Halfway through my words, I suddenly remembered that the Three Kingdoms seemed to be really 'sitting on the ground' at that time, and there was no stool in those years, and they were all kneeling on the ground......

"In our place, your actions are begging for mercy, you know?" I was speechless.

"Begging for mercy? Do you see me like a man begging for mercy? "Although the mad god's behavior just now is embarrassing, but he doesn't know it, at this moment he still maintains a face full of pride, if there is no outsider here, I want to beat him......

The ogre, who didn't know what medicine we were selling in our gourd, quietly walked up to my back and tugged at my clothes, and whispered, "Are you okay with this friend?" Why did you suddenly kneel down......"

"He's anemic......" I wiped the sweat from my forehead: "By the way, sister, what's your situation?" How could you get into trouble with such a little kid for no reason? ”

"They're here to collect protection money."

"What? Protection money, just them? I looked at the two skinny little kids in front of me again, as if they were terminally ill: "Is this a protection fee or a protection fee......

It's no wonder I don't believe it, these two things look like two clothed ham sausages, and I can't connect them to the 'Black Society' anyway.

"Don't be poor, I called you just to let you persuade them to leave, I haven't encountered this kind of thing usually, I originally wanted Shuhe to come over to deal with it, but now he is in the detention center, and my sister has no choice but to call you."

I pointed to the two little children and said with sad faces, "Can't you finish sending them away with these two children?" The offender called me to ......."

The ogre suddenly made a bodybuilder show off his muscles: "You don't know your sister's temper, send them away?" I'm afraid I won't be able to beat them to death for a while......"

"Well, let's come, I'll just say, there's something you can't do, isn't it in vain to call me here?" I went out to take out the money from my pocket and beckoned to the two children, "How did you pay this protection fee?" ”

"Pay monthly, two thousand yuan."

"Oh." I haven't taken out the money yet, and when I heard what he said, I was so frightened that I quickly stuffed the money back: "Wait a minute!" How much? Two thousand! I heard you right."

"That's right, two thousand." Huang Mao, who had been shouting to answer, seemed to be the leader, and said to me angrily with two fingers.

"Huh! How dare you speak, I'm only twenty, if you want it, you can take it. ”

"Twenty! Uncle...... No, I said stupid, are you kidding us? Have you ever seen a 20 protection fee? If you want to go back and tell me two hundred, I can understand, how can I give twenty? ”

"Who told you that this is a protection fee? This money allows you to take the car home, the big children don't study well all day long, and they also collect protection money, who can you protect? ”

"Protect whom? Let me tell you, we are in charge of this street. ”

"You're in charge of all this street?"

"That's right! You don't believe it? ”

I shook my head and said with a smile: "I don't believe it, the street corner is the police station, did they pay protection money?" ”

"How can there be a ...... collected at the police station" The two little bastards were speechless for a while, and it is estimated that they are as poor as me and have met them for the first time.

"That's not it, when do you collect the protection money from the police station, I'll give you the two thousand yuan."

As soon as my voice fell, the other yellow hair stopped working, only to see him take out a slinger from his trouser pocket, stretch it out with a 'click', point at the tip of my nose and pull my throat and shout: "Talk to him J8, smash the stall, see if he is still poor." ”

"I think any of you dare?" said that it was too late, and when I was just about to reach out to grab the stick in the yellow hair's hand, I jumped out from the side and blocked in front of me, and said while taking off my military coat: "I don't believe that I can't cure you today, I think that Cao Mengde, Liu Jingsheng and others didn't dare to say that they moved a finger of me, just rely on you, and you are also worthy of dancing a knife and a gun in front of me?" ”

A child is a child, and he probably hasn't fought much, and the mad god is already more imposing, and he really scared the two of them in place at this time.

"What did he say?" One of them, Huang Hai, looked sluggish, as if he didn't understand the two names that the mad god was talking about.

"I don't know, this person is like a psychopath......"

They don't know what to do, the mad god is unforgiving, I just saw him take off the military coat and thought he wanted to do something with someone, so he took off the heavy coat, who knew that he took off the military coat and continued to take off the clothes inside, and it was only three or two efforts, the mad god took off a pair of pants left......

"You...... What are you going to do......" One of the yellow hairs changed his face in fright, and he couldn't say anything.

"Can't see that?" The mad god snatched the stick from their hands with the help of the two of them, but instead of hitting anyone, he took off the remaining trousers with a sudden slam......

"Yikes! This person is really a hooligan...... "The two salesman girls are not very old, and they were so frightened that they instantly lost their faces, and they hurriedly covered their faces and turned their backs, like a mad god, don't say they haven't seen it, just I met it for the first time, and it's definitely fake to say that it's not scary."

Just when everyone in the audience was stunned by the sudden movement of the mad god, the mad god looked calm, unhurriedly took the throwing stick and began to knock on the side shelf, the sound was crisp and pleasant, quite rhythmic......

"Thieves are in charge of plotting against money......"

This mad god actually sang! Not only did he sing, but he also walked slowly towards the two children, and he took a step forward, and the two of them took a step back, which was too frightened......

"You...... What the hell are you going to do? The leading yellow hair pointed at the mad god and asked in a panic, I stepped forward and hugged the mad god, and shouted to them, "Why don't you run quickly?" Don't you see that my friend is mentally ill? ”

"it!" The leading child was so shocked that he collapsed on the spot, and pulled his little friend to run to the door while shouting: "Hurry up, it's not illegal to beat people with a nervous disorder." ”

Seeing the two frightened figures running out of my field of vision, I was not happy at all, but threw the madness in my arms to the ground and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, you are crazy, right?" ”

"What do you say? What is neuropathy? The mad god looked dazed, looking at his harmless look, I guess he didn't even know how humiliating his behavior was.

"Who the hell are you? You have to make it clear to me now. "I was so angry with him that I asked him to help me with things, and the result was good, in front of everyone's eyes, I would kneel down for a while and take off to follow up the bathhouse, and whoever put such a thing on the stall would have to collapse.

"Who am I? I'm a mad god! The mad god patted his ass and got up from the ground, and replied as he got dressed.

"I'm asking for your real name."

"Real name? I am You Heng and You Zhengping of Plains County. ”

This name is really thunderous, so angry that I stomped my foot: "You are awesome! ”

Fucking the first person to die in the ages, I'm not unlucky, who is unlucky......

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