Sleeping with Nezha is not like Lei Zhenzi said that you can cure diseases and strengthen your body without illness if you are stained with fairy energy, but I almost got a cold after one night, kicking the quilt and wrapping the quilt, Nezha has all the problems that children should have, and I can't rob him if the key is to grab the quilt!

I slept until eight or nine o'clock, and when I got up, my brain hurt to death, and I guessed that I didn't sleep well, and I suddenly noticed that something was wrong when I sat at the head of the bed and just lit the cigarette.

Although the blanket is still on the sofa, Lei Zhenzi is gone!

I looked around the toilet and the yard and didn't see anyone, this can scare me enough, Lei Zhenzi wants to wear such clothes and go out, if you are seen, you must be arrested and go to a psychiatric hospital, not for anything else, you dress like this in the winter to go out for a walk, take a cool?

"Hurry up, Lei Zhenzi is gone." I hurriedly went upstairs to call Nezha, but a lump of flesh came out of the bed, and I was so scared that I almost lost my soul.

"What?" After making such a sound, the meat ball opened two slits from the middle position, like two eyes! As my facial features slowly unfolded, a white and fat head appeared in front of me......

"You...... You...... You are Nezha! I stuttered for a while, and I couldn't say a word for a long time.

"Why, I didn't know each other after sleeping all night!"

This voice is Nezha, yes, why did you become so fat overnight!

I don't have time to analyze how he gained weight, maybe the fairy sleeps with puffiness than ordinary people! Maybe it will disappear in a while.

"Lei Zhenzi is gone."

"Gone?" Nezha rubbed his loose sleepy eyes and glanced at the sofa, and said, "Where can I go if I don't see it?" Looking under the bed? ”

This is not nonsense, Lei Zhenzi is a fairy, why is he doing under the bed if he has nothing to do? It's not a dog......

I turned on my flashlight and shone under the bed, but I didn't see anything inside.

"Not there." I shook my head and said.

"That's weird! Looked for the toilet and the yard below? ”

I nodded: "Nonsense, I must have found it, no one." ”

You said that this Lei Zhenzi doesn't have a mobile phone, how anxious is he to get lost?

"By the way, when you came, you said that you found me through the coordinates, can you find it yourself through this coordinates?" I suddenly remembered that Lei Zhenzi and Nezha had said about the coordinates, and it stands to reason that as long as they have the coordinates, it should not be a big problem, but Nezha shook his head after hearing it: "The heavenly realm and the human world are not in the same plane, and the coordinates can only be seen by the clairvoyance of Nantianmen, and then send us here directly through the Shinto, in your mortal world, this coordinate is useless at all." ”

It's over, Lei Zhenzi is lost in my place......

I'm so depressed that I can get lost at home......

The moment I hit the couch, I just heard, 'Ah! There was a terrible howl, and then several sofa cushions jumped up violently, standing in front of my eyes like sticks, and a clump of red and yellow hair appeared at one end of the cushion, standing fluffy like a Saiyan, and the one wrapped in the cushion seemed to be Lei Zhenzi......

"Lei Zhenzi!" As soon as I finished shouting, I heard the 'couch cushion' yelling, "Who hit me just now?" ”

It's really him, when did this person get in? I hurriedly stepped forward to uncover the top mat, only to see Lei Zhenzi revealing a head and half of his body, and said with a red face: "Jiang Xiaoyou, what do you mean?" I'm a sanctified immortal, if you don't give me a quilt, forget it, what are you doing with me when you sleep? You're young, aren't you? Is it fun? ”

Lei Zhenzi scolded me and made me speechless for an instant, I was sorry and suddenly felt wrong, how could he still roar so awesome when he broke my sofa cushion?

"This couch cushion is mine, you take it off for me, hey! What kind of person are you, you can still speak so righteously and sternly after you mess up other people's things! ”

I get angry when I think of this, he and Nezha come one after the other, one will smash your glass and one will dismantle your sofa, what kind of virtue is this? According to the development of this plot, I don't know what Li Jing will do when he comes down.

"Am I not freezing in the middle of the night? It's almost dawn before I get into this mat, and you just slept for a while, you give me another time, can you not be angry......

"Why are you afraid of being like this?" Nezha had just come out of the bed, and his feet hadn't left the bed yet, and he suddenly retracted again, saying, "Hiss! Why is it so cold? ”

"Nonsense, I told you last night that something was wrong, something was wrong, did you ignore me, didn't you find that our mana was gone?"

Lei Zhenzi replied to Nezha's words and said to me: "Jiang Xiaoyou, can you please do me a favor and put that mat back for me?" It's also too cold. ”

I......

These are definitely the two most miserable people I've ever seen, shirtless in the winter, and can't take out half a cent in their pockets, the gods are mixed to this point, it's better to die.

There was really no way, and I couldn't leave them hanging like this, so I found a piece of clothing in the closet and threw it to Lei Zhenzi for him to make do with it first, Lei Zhenzi didn't wear the current clothes, I don't know how to get on my body, I looked at the underwear for a long time, and then looked at Nezha's bun head, and made a gesture, estimating that the two holes in the legs should be reserved for the hair, and threw it on Nezha, and said, "Oh! Your hat. ”

Nezha took it and put it on his head without thinking about it, and said in his mouth: "This hat is really elastic." ”

I'm looking for shoes for Lei Zhenzi, and listening to their conversation can't help but be confused, I don't seem to have given Lei Zhenzi a hat? When I looked back, I saw that Nezha was straightening the underwear on his head at the moment, and muttered: "The size is quite appropriate, but the brim of the hat is a little shorter, and I can't see anything when I pull it down to cover my eyes." ”

I hurriedly ripped my underwear off his head, wiped the sweat on my forehead and said, "We call it pants, but it's not a ...... to put on your pocket."

Under my guidance, I finally put on Lei Zhenzi's clothes, but unfortunately this person is taller than me, and his pants look like Michael Jackson's, and his explosive head is matched with my dirty down jacket, how awkward to look......

Nezha I can't arrange him for the time being, so I can only let him be wrapped in the quilt temporarily, and it is estimated that the clothes seller at nine o'clock should also open the door, just go out to buy breakfast, and bring him to buy clothes by the way.

I just started to put on my coat at the door, but Lei Zhenzi secretly poked my waist and eyes behind me, I looked back at him and said, "What are you doing?" ”

"You...... Can you take me out too? Lei Zhenzi was a little embarrassed when he said this, I was worried that this person had been out of touch with society for thousands of years, and it would be bad if there was any movement, so I wanted to refuse, but he continued: "I also know that the current world is probably different from ours, but don't worry, I promise, I won't show anything I see." ”

I was in a dilemma, still a little uneasy, but I heard Nezha say on the side: "If he wants to go, you can take him there, I haven't been down to earth all these years, I guess I'm suffocated, it's okay, he hasn't seen any big storms?" It's nothing more than that times have changed, and this alone can't bluff us. ”

I'm right when I think about it, Lei Zhenzi is the younger brother of King Ji Fa of Zhou Wu, as a second generation of kings, he not only rebelled, but also cultivated immortals, not only that, but also let him do these two things, in today's world, it is estimated that there is really nothing that can bluff him.

There's no way, just bring it, I repeatedly told him not to show his face when he sees anything, and don't go to a psychiatric hospital with me later.

Lei Zhenzi nodded and agreed, and followed me downstairs, there was an old tricycle downstairs, and I don't know whose it was, anyway, before I went to work, I had it for more than half a year, and no one moved, and I didn't care about it when I didn't have a key, and then there was a time when Huang Shuhe came to me to play and saw it to help me tinker with it, and I changed a lock to use, although I usually don't have any big things to carry, but it's good to have a tool for transportation, let's say it first, I haven't taken these three wheels to pull live.

"You sit in the back." I snorted at Lei Zhenzi in the back seat, and Lei Zhenzi was a little nervous: "You don't usually bolt this mount?" ”

I was speechless: "Nonsense, if you want to sit, you will sit." ”

Lei Zhenzi cautiously got into the car, like the first time I stepped on the floor tiles, for fear of getting dirty.

"Yo yo yo! This saddle is so soft! Lei Zhenzi raised his buttocks, with a look of surprise, I suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of superiority in my heart, I have been looked down upon for so many years, and for the first time I felt that I was better than others, and the object was actually two immortals, which was so fucking fun.

Pushing the car out of the yard and locking the door, I turned to Lei Zhenzi and said, "Are you ready?" ”

Lei Zhenzi nodded fiercely: "No problem." ”

"Then let's go." I slammed the accelerator hard, and as soon as this voice came out, Lei Zhenzi was startled: "Huo! This guy is really loud. ”

I smiled, shouted to go you, the three wheels jumped forward with a "boom", the moment the car started, Lei Zhenzi was so excited that he shouted straight behind him: "Hmm~~~~~ hmm~~~~~ hmm~~~~~ drive ~~~~~"

He's like a fool......

Sansheng Township is not big, but the warehouse is relatively partial, there are few households around, although the food is sold, but to buy clothes you have to go to the township, it takes about seven or eight minutes to ride, thanks to Huang Shuhe to get this car good, or I go back and forth into the township and it is quite delayed.

Lei Zhenzi was calling all the way, I tilted my head back slightly, and asked, "How do you feel?" ”

It was also windy, and Lei Zhenzi shouted loudly behind me in order to let me hear clearly: "Okay! It's not fast, but it's fun, it's just that your mount doesn't seem to have a good stomach, and you fart while running. ”

I listened with pleasure: "It's not a fart, it's called a motorcycle, it's mechanical, it burns oil, so it has to be exhausted." ”

"What's that?" Lei Zhenzi couldn't understand it, and I couldn't explain it clearly, so I could only tell him: "It's nothing, I'll tell you when I go back, don't be surprised when you get to a crowded place, you know?" ”

"I see." Lei Zhenzi nodded, looking at the surrounding street scene intently, through the rearview mirror I can feel that Lei Zhenzi is very nervous, especially when the car passes by, which makes me a little confused, they all say that there are gods in the three feet of the head, I think this is pure nonsense, as far as Lei Zhenzi and Nezha act like gods who can manage mortal things?

Seeing the kung fu to the ground, there is a children's clothing store in the parking place, Lei Zhenzi walked behind me cautiously like a thief, and just entered the store to see a little girl greeted me: "Big brother buy clothes?" Come on, come on, look inside and look inside. ”

"I can't wear these clothes." Lei Zhenzi said this coldly after me, I was speechless, and whispered: "This is not for you." ”

It is estimated that the little girl also heard Lei Zhenzi's words just now, only to see her laugh and say to me: "Your friend is very humorous." ”

"He is so virtuous, and when he sees someone who is poor with him, you will take care of him."

This store is not big, I flipped around, trying to find a set of clothes for Nezha, the little girl kept staring at Lei Zhenzi's hair behind her, and said, "Eh! Where did he take care of his hair? It's so long, and you have to stand up, I'm afraid it's going to be finalized, right? ”

"Nowadays, young people like to engage in this kind of messy hairstyle, whatever is fashionable, he can do it with a broom head or a hairdresser." I don't really go to barbershops like me, and if you ask me about my style, it's the same as playing the piano to a cow......

"Hey! Don't say it, it's really like a broom. The little girl was pursing her lips and laughing, but Lei Zhenzi was not happy, although he was a mountain cannon, he was not stupid, of course he knew that we were talking about him, but he frowned, and muttered angrily: "Who said that hair is like a broom?" Am I not good-looking? ”

"It's good-looking, it's not popular now, I think it's pretty handsome, last time I saw it on the street, I saw it on the head."

I don't know if this little girl is praising him or hurting him......

"By the way, big brother, how old are your children? I'll help you choose. "The little girl is very enthusiastic, but this stumps me, if you want to count, Nezha should be more than 3,000 years old, but he is not developing at all, and I don't have children, how old is his head, how can I understand?

"Probably...... It's probably that long......" I didn't know how to answer, so I could only press Nezha's head with both hands.

The little girl sneered and said, "It's about seven or eight years old, boy or girl?" ”

I was thinking about whether it was better to buy him men's or women's clothes for Nezha's steamed bun head, but I saw Lei Zhenzi tugging at the corner of my clothes and whispering in my ear: "Purple gas is hovering over your house, and someone has descended to earth!" ”