After eating, there was nothing else to do, we chatted in the living room, originally I wanted to hear what the life of the gods was like, after all, they have lived for thousands of years, how to pass the time without sex?

Damn, that's uncomfortable......

Nezha's sentence 'we go to bed when it's dark' made me lose interest in their lives instantly, I can't imagine what a world without a TV, no mobile phone, no girlfriend is like, although I don't have a girlfriend, but I still have a computer and a right hand......

When people are poor, they want to make money, and when they have money and status, they want to pursue good health and longevity, these two conditions are met by immortals, but when I watched Nezha and Lei Zhenzi play with interest in the power bank at my house, I think it's really good to be a fairy?

"Now this brick burns delicately!"

Listen to what Lei Zhenzi said, this is Thor?

It's pure thunder......

"What time is it, is Li Tianwang coming or not coming today?

I glanced at the wall clock while introducing the electrical equipment in the room to the two gods, it was already more than nine o'clock and almost ten o'clock, it stands to reason that even if Li Jing fell from the heavenly court, he should have fallen down, why didn't he react at all after several hours?

"That's not good, if my father goes to the toilet or something, I'm afraid it will take a lot of time." Nezha picked up my electric shock stick, turned off and played with the flashlight function for a while: "The current lantern is really interesting, light can burst out from such a small tube, you say I want to put a small point on my head, can you pretend to be Yang Jian?" ”

"You can't, you can only pretend to be a howling dog at your head." Lei Zhenzi answered the conversation on the side.

"Come on, don't make a fuss, be serious." These two mountain cannons are out of touch with the times, but I feel that everything is new, I am different, I am looking forward to Li Jing to explain the situation: "Li Tianwang can't go to the toilet for several hours, how long has it been since Lei Zhenzi came down?" ”

"One day in heaven and one year on earth, not to mention, if my father really goes to the latrine, it is estimated that if you use your time, it will be almost tomorrow."

"! You didn't say it earlier, so what am I waiting for here? ”

One day in the sky is almost equal to fifteen days on the earth, and Nezha is fortunate to have found me here, otherwise his IQ will get lost, and when Li Jing pulls, his son will have been abducted by traffickers......

Speaking of this arrangement of accommodation, I have a headache, sleeping separately is definitely not good, they are not familiar with each other, in case there is something to make a disturbance, but they are not able to take them out to sleep in the room, it seems that it can only make do with my house, you can sleep two on the bed, you can also sleep on the sofa, three people are just right, but the key is not whether you can sleep, but the quilt is not enough, I just have a quilt, how to tidy?

As soon as I said that the quilt was not enough, I suddenly remembered that they were wearing very little, Nezha was not to block the small ** below, it was basically a fruit body, the body and bones of the gods were good, and they were not afraid of colds on such a cold day.

"You're not cold, are you?" I thought that if they were not cold, they would make do with sleeping for a night, and if there was no quilt, there would be no quilt, but Lei Zhenzi said: "It's not cold?" You take off your clothes and try it on. ”

……

"You two didn't say it earlier...... I was speechless, listening to his breath, the fairy would also be afraid of cold, fortunately I asked this, otherwise they were frozen to death in my place, what would it be?

"Sizzle! This is strange, since we have achieved the positive result, it can be regarded as not afraid of cold and heat, how come I am afraid of the cold when I get here, I didn't feel it before, but now when I say it, I feel cold all over. Nezha looked strange.

"Don't think about this yet, let's discuss how to sleep at night." The accommodation has not been arranged, where is the time to think about whether you immortals are afraid of the cold.

"How else can you sleep? Don't you have a big bed? Lei Zhenzi pointed to the only bed in my room and said to Nezha: "I just crossed it, and we slept just right." ”

Nezha nodded: "Cheng, then so be it." ”

"The places where we slept have to be stained with a little fairy energy, Jiang Xiaoyou, you can be regarded as a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation, when we leave, you can sleep in this bed, let me tell you, keep it to cure the disease, not the disease, and strengthen the body."

Listen to Lei Zhenzi's words? It's so reasonable to occupy your land......

I didn't take me seriously, I moved the quilt on the sofa and said, "Cheng, then you two can sleep, I'll do it as I please." ”

"I'm sorry for your trouble" Lei Zhenzi watched me move the quilt away, probably thinking that the atmosphere was not quite right: "What about our futon?" ”

I looked at Nezha and then at him: "I'll arrange it for me without you asking, do I still have to worry about the quilt?" If you really feel cold, you can use Nezha as a quilt cover. ”

"I think Jiang Xiaoyou is the master no matter what he says, it's a bit unreasonable for the two of us to sleep in this bunk, or else, I'll sleep in this small bed, and you two will sleep in a big bed." Lei Zhenzi listened to Nezha's arrangement and felt that he could catch the quilt cover, and as soon as he said the word 'good', he heard Nezha and said: "But, I made a comparison, this bed is too small, I'm afraid you two sleep a little cramped." ”

"It's okay, I'm ...... skinny"

"No matter how thin you are, can you still be thinner than me? I'm not much bigger than his pillow and doesn't take up space. ”

……

"Don't fight, I just want to know, you two immortals, can't you change a quilt out?" It is said that immortals can do anything, but the two immortals I have contacted at the moment seem to have nothing but jumping high.

Lei Zhenzi and Nezha looked at each other and said, "We are immortals, and we are not tricks......

But fortunately, even if they can feel the cold, it's not the same thing that a mortal like me can feel, just kidding, more than ten degrees below zero, Nezha only feels cold!

There is no other way to discuss and discuss, and the final plan is to sleep with Nezha and me, and Lei Zhenzi to sleep on the sofa, afraid that he will catch a cold in the middle of the night, so I specially found a blanket for him in the summer.

I didn't know they were coming in advance, and I didn't prepare their toiletries, Nezha's face was washed and he went to bed, because he didn't have slippers, he washed his feet or I carried him to the bed, Lei Zhenzi learned from me to wash my face, but I used a towel, he used a rag......

After washing, when I came out of the toilet, Nezha was sitting on the bed playing with the electric shock stick, if you don't know the details, the scene in front of you is still quite warm, hot kang head, big fat boy, it would be more perfect to have a daughter-in-law.

Lei Zhenzi lay down on the sofa next to him and said, "Hey! Third son, do you feel that something is wrong? ”

"What's wrong?" Nezha was having fun, and he didn't pay much attention to what Lei Zhenzi said, and replied absentmindedly.

"I feel like my mana is draining a little bit!"

"Ang...... Flow, flow. "Nezha's preoccupation with the electric shock stick is very similar to the way I skipped school and went out to play games when I was a child.

"Why are you so heartless? Aren't you afraid that something will happen to us this time? ”

"Hey! What are you afraid of, we are immortals, and our bodies have become holy immortals, what do you say can happen? ”

Seeing that Nezha didn't care about what he said at all, Lei Zhenzi was also angry, and he was about to sleep when he lay down, I was just about to turn off the lights, and I just listened. 's scream, looking back, but seeing Nezha's whole body twitching a few times, the white of his eyes rolled 'Bang! 'Lying still in bed......

His call scared Lei Zhenzi so much that he almost bounced off the sofa!

"What's going on? Why did he smoke all of a sudden? Lei Zhenzi was still the first to see Nezha's reaction, so he naturally didn't know the situation, but I was deeply impressed by this scene.

"That's it, it's still immortal qi to protect the body? I, Jiang Xiaoming, have lived for more than 20 years, and I still hit the electric baton once in my mouth as an egg roll......"