"Alright, let's get in,"

With the words of the bird spirit, Li Guo suddenly felt that the wall in front of him that stopped him suddenly dissipated, and let Li Guo, who was leaning on it, stumble to the ground.

"Look at your shrug." Bird Zijing looked at Li Guo condescendingly: "Hurry up and get me up." ”

Li Guo rolled his eyes and looked at the bird spirit in a bikini, and he didn't bother to move, so he just lay on the beach and yawned deeply: "I'm a little tired." ”

"Tired fart, let's get down to business." Bird Zijing stepped on Li Guo's face with her foot: "If you don't get up again, sit on your face." ”

Li Guo was agitated, and got up from the ground numbly: "Say it......"

"I'm going back tomorrow." Bird Zijing shrugged helplessly: "Go and worship the old man." ”

Li Guo was suddenly terrified, what kind of old man, isn't it the father of the bird, this guy is still drunk. And looking at Li Guo's eyes, it is called a quick kill, maybe if it weren't for Mother Bird and Guo Dad, he would have thrown five yuan into Li Guo's drink a long time ago. Now what do you say to worship him...... Isn't this sending sheep into the mouth of a tiger?

"Don't you think I'm being tossed around enough?" Li Guo looked at Bird Zijing with a helpless and strange expression: "Besides, isn't this marriage just a formality?" ”

"Cutscenes?" Bird's eyebrows furrowed: "What do you think of the reputation of the old lady?" My family is a famous family, you told me that it was a scene? You let the old lady see no one in the future. ”

Not only did Bird Zijing say this, but even Mo Chou next to him nodded and echoed while smashing the coconut with a stone: "Yes, yes, the reputation of the girl's family is very important, at that time, if you regret the marriage, the daughter's family will probably throw herself into the river." ”

Li Guo was like Mo Chou: "You are talking nonsense...... Think I haven't read history? The Tang Dynasty seems to be a woman, right? ”

"That's after Wu Zetian." Bird Zijing waved his hand, but he also turned around and twisted Mo Chou's face: "But what you said is for sure." ”

Mo Chou stomped his feet: "Mo Chou helps you, why do you still say this Mo Chou!" ”

"I'm a pragmatist. Hmm......" Bird Zijing touched his face, and then turned his head to look at Li Guo: "Are you going or not?" ”

Li Guo sighed: "Go, can't you go?" ”

Saying that, Bird Zijing nodded, and then turned around Li Guo with his hands behind his back: "Now, since I'm married, I don't care if I love you or not." There are still rules to be had. ”

"Rules ......" Li Guo dripped with cold sweat: "There are still rules...... Besides, we're not at the point of two people, right? ”

Bird pinched herself and paced back and forth on the beach in a pensive state: "Then do you agree with other men to sleep with me?" ”

Li Guo was silent...... "Look at ......" Bird Zijing pointed at Li Guo indignantly: "You don't want to take responsibility, and you want to exercise your rights." How can there be such a good thing. ”

"That's it." Mo Chou, who was a-stirring stick, also nodded again and again on the side: "There must be rules." ”

Li Guo was about to collapse on the spot, there were hundreds of ancestral teachings in his house, and there were still hundreds of family rules in Guo's father, and now the bird spirit had to be added to it...... Is this still too much for people to live?

"House rules are necessary. In front of outsiders, I can be a canary who is obedient. But in private, you give the old lady some rules. The bird spirit looked very bulliful: "Did you hear clearly?" ”

"Hear me clearly!" Mo Chou raised his hands and voted in favor.

And Li Guo's mouth opened, but there was no sound.

"I ...... as the head of the family"

Before Bird Zijing finished speaking, he was interrupted by Mo Chou's serious but fake cough: "You can't talk nonsense. ”

Li Guo smiled awkwardly, his face full of helplessness. Whoever loves the head of the family should go, Li Guo is really not interested, otherwise the matter of fetching water, cooking and washing clothes will all fall on Li Guo's shoulders, this is the shadow of being the head of the dormitory in the dormitory when he was in college, four years of college, the head of the dormitory adopts a shift system, which is rotated every year, and the person who takes over must contract all chores...... It's tragic.

"Okay, okay." Bird Zijing also seemed to know Mo Chou's twisted temper, so he took a step back: "Li Guo, do you know what a golden branch and jade leaf is?" ”

Li Guo nodded and pointed at himself: "This ......"

"Bullshit." The bird spirit took a sip: "You call it coarse tea and light rice." ”

As he spoke, Bird Zijing pointed at himself and then at Mo Chou: "Plus Sister Xue, this is called Golden Branches and Jade Leaves." Do you know, three people and three princesses to feed. Did you know or not? ”

"Three princesses......" Li Guoba snorted: "Sounds pretty good......"

"Needless to say, Mo Chou knows that she is a princess. Sister Snow is also the last remnant of the Dragon God lineage. Bird Zijing can't speak, which is also known to everyone, so Li Guo did not blame the use of the word "remnant": "And I, you should know by now." Golden-winged Dapeng Bird, those monsters are all here to see the face of my parents, and your father can only call those bull-nosed veterans. ”

Li Guo snorted: "There are also monks......

"As a coarse tea and light rice surrounded by golden branches and jade leaves, how do you feel?"

Li Guo thought for a while: "I think this is a very good marketing method...... If you want to sell a plate of egg fried rice for three hundred yuan, just put two slices of abalone on the side of the plate......"

"Don't worry, call me!"

Then, Mo Chou and Bird Zijing hugged up, held Li Guo alive, and then stripped him down to only his underwear, and finally dug a pit on the beach, and the two strange women buried Li Guo alive, leaving only one head exposed, and the head was still on top of Bird Zijing's bra.

"You reflect on it, I'll go bask in the sun first. Call me if you have reflected. Bird Zijing said, and took out a new set of swimsuits from the bag next to him and handed it to Mo Chou: "Take it, don't wrap yourself like a zongzi." ”

"Yes...... But ......" Mo Chou looked at the strange swimsuit that could barely cover the sensitive parts, and his face was red and shiny: "This ......"

"Let's go, let's go, my sister will teach you to wear it, it's absolutely beautiful." When the hippie smiling bird turned his face to look at Li Guo, his face suddenly became very serious: "If you want to use your special ability to get yourself out, you will be unlucky." ”

Li Guo looked at the bird spirit with a sad face: "I really feel like that...... What are you asking me to reflect......"

The bird spirit ignored him, just grabbed Mo Chou's waist and dragged Mo Chou to a place where there were waves, and Mo Chou looked back at Li Guo pitifully: "Xianggong...... You want to save Mo Chou ......"

Li Guo sighed, according to the virtue of the Bird Buddha, Li Guo is now unable to protect himself, how can he have the kung fu to save Mo Chou...... And to be honest, Li Guo also really wanted to see Mo Chou wear a three-point style, which would be very dazzling in comparison.

Just as Li Guo was smiling evilly, he suddenly felt that it was dark in front of him, and a figure suddenly appeared in front of him, with the sun on his back, and he looked at it fiercely, and he really couldn't tell who it was...... "Brother, why is it so miserable......"

It turned out to be Sister Snow. Li Guo's fear of embarrassment suddenly disappeared, and he explained the cause and effect of the incident to Sister Xue with a face full of grievances, and hoped that Sister Xue could save him from the sea of suffering.

But what Li Guo didn't expect was ...... After listening to it, Sister Xue didn't say a word, and Saya ran in the direction of the bird spirit, and jumped and jumped...... Li Guo was so confused that even snot bubbles came out, and he couldn't react to the swelling of the world for a while.

So Li Guo was abandoned on a deserted beach, with a blazing bra on his head, his body buried in the sand, unable to move, and could only watch a crab with large pincers circling back and forth in front of him.

As a person who had just fought against the Tribulation and successfully killed the Tribulation, he suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness. According to the normal routine, he should be the stars now. This girl came over and asked, "Does it hurt to be a husband", and the one who came over and asked "Is my husband hungry", and then finally a girl fell softly into his arms, and Jiao Didi said, "Brother, people are worried about you."

Of course, perhaps not so exaggerated. But no matter what, it won't be the ending of being buried in the soil with only one head exposed, didn't Li Guo not only guess the ending, but even the beginning?

As a result, under the circumstance of repeated blows, Li Guo began to think about life, the future, the meaning of human life, and self-justification of Marx's materialist thought.

And just when Li Guo was about to fall asleep from the warm sun, he suddenly felt a tingling pain in his nostrils, and he opened his eyes with a shudder. Under the bright light, he was shocked to find that the cottage Daquan was squatting in front of him...... And then...... And then ...... Li Guo was suddenly confused, puzzled why Sister Lock Demon Tower wore a skirt and not underwear?

"Hey......" Li Guo, who was hooked by the sister of the Lock Demon Tower, raised his head and shouted: "Have you played enough!" ”

When the sister of the lock demon tower heard this, she fell straight to the ground and met Li Guo's eyes...... And then...... And then ...... Li Guo was confused again, puzzled why Sister Lock Demon Tower didn't even wear a bra...... "What are you going to do?" Li Guo frowned: "Didn't you see that I was doing sand bath physiotherapy?" ”

Sister Lock Demon Tower stared at Li Guo tightly with amber-like eyes, and her eyes did not blink.

"What the hell are you going to do?" Li Guo was stared at a little numb by the sister of the Lock Demon Tower: "Don't mess around, although I have coexisted with you for so many years." But men and women don't kiss, you feel a little more conscious. Please respect yourself! ”

"Oh, you're still self-respecting." The voice of the disabled Zhijian came from behind Li Guo: "What about corporal punishment here? ”

Li Guo was excited, propped up his hands, got out of the sand, and then put on his pants with lightning speed: "Physiotherapy, light bathing, vitamin supplements." Do you understand? ”

"Corporal punishment is corporal punishment, and what is concealed is nothing." Zhijian, who is disabled, shaved his teeth with a toothpick: "It's better to go back early, the scholar contacted me just now, so you can quickly find a chance to go in." ”

Li Guo nodded: "I've always wanted to know, who the book master is." Why everyone seems to know him. ”

"Actually, there aren't many people who know him." The disabled Zhijian shook his fingers: "But anyone who can know him is a peerless master who is unique in ten thousand." You're so annoying, why are you getting more and more annoying now? ”

"Are you in a bad mood or how ......" Li Guo was quite surprised by the performance of the disabled Zhijian, and this was the first time Li Guo heard the words of the disabled Zhijian, and disliked others: "Do you have endocrine disorders?" ”

The disabled Zhijian waved his hand: "Annoying......"

After speaking, the disabled Zhijian pointed to the Lock Demon Tower: "Xiao Scratch just said that the fifteen sects of Kunlun Immortal Mountain have opened the mountain gate at the same time, and the Kunlun faction is fully open...... Damn, do you know what that means? ”

Li Guo sighed: "How many more tourist attractions do you represent?" ”

"No wonder you're buried here." Zhijian, who was disabled, sighed: "Rotten wood can't be carved." This means that the world's first major sect has reappeared in the rivers and lakes, and it is a bloody storm. ”

Li Guo blinked: "That...... Is the Kunlun faction good or bad? ”

"Who knows...... Anyway, I only know that the Kunlun faction is the most fierce of the three major sword factions. The disabled Zhijian leaned down and bit his ear with Li Guo: "Qionghua's deflated three sects can only be regarded as a small place at the foot of Kunlun Mountain. The exercises are sharp, but there are very few that can be practiced. ”

Li Guo glanced at Sister Lock Demon Tower, then turned his head to look at the disabled Zhijian: "In other words, the Kunlun faction may pose a threat?" ”

"Kunlun Mountain has been a forbidden land since ancient times, and the forbidden land has a forbidden land, and this time they opened the mountain, I think it should have a purpose." Guo Dad drank small tea in a small teapot while walking: "Back then, Shushan and Penglai had the same strength as Kunlun, but after several catastrophes, Kunlun has not changed, but Shushan is gradually falling, and Penglai is almost destroyed." ”

"And then you have to say, one or the other. If Kunlun has any bad guy plans, won't Shushan be able to bear it? Li Guo touched his chin: "I remember who blew it to me, how awesome Shushan is." ”

"Times are changing, boy." Father Guo patted Li Guo on the shoulder: "So, Zhijian will teach you all the spells of the Shushan Sect, and it will be up to you later." ”

"Don't call Lao Tzu so affectionately." The disabled Zhijian turned his head ferociously: "Do you have this qualification?" ”

Guo Dad was stunned for a moment, and then threw the teapot in his hand to the ground: "Do you want to fight?" ”

Li Guoba snorted: "Stop, okay, how much do you have to explain my affairs clearly before fighting, ok?" Why do I have to learn Shushan spells, why do you have to look at me later? ”

"That's right." Daddy Guo smiled sheepishly: "The person who can open the Lock Demon Tower is qualified to be the head of Shu Mountain." ”

Li Guo was shocked...... Silently looked at the sister of the Lock Demon Tower...... "It's useless to resist, do you want to go on your own, or do you want to watch your father go to death?" Daddy Guo played the family card very obscenely: "Look, I raised you with a handful of and urine, I don't want you to have any big benefits, how much to contribute to the family, by the way...... Your grandfather is the thirty-fifth generation head of Shushan, and your grandmother ...... Do you know Zhao Ling'er? ”

Li Guo nodded: "This name is like thunder." ”

"Count her as your wife." After speaking, Guo Dad also added: "It's not a stammer!" ”

Li Guo was even more shocked...... continued to look at the sister of the lock demon tower silently...... After a long time, the corners of Li Guo's mouth twitched: "And then, what else is useless to decrypt?" I'm pretty numb right now. ”

"The Kunlun faction may not necessarily do anything, but you must cultivate the spells of Shu Mountain. What kind of remnants of light in every way will be exempted, that is Qionghua's. Guo Dad continued: "Also, no matter what, you must remember that you are the head of the Li family. You can't bow your head in front of anyone, die! Also! No! Yes! ”

Guo Dad's sentence "I can't die" is really powerful, and the words are very heavy, as if every syllable bursts out of his mouth. Coupled with the expression on his face, Li Guo really hadn't seen such a serious Guo Dad for many years, and the last time he saw it, it seemed that he had only appeared in the depths of his memory when Guo Dad didn't let Grandpa Guo kill Li Ran.

Thinking of Li Ran, Li Guo's eyes lit up: "Tell me about Li Ran." ”

I never thought that as soon as I mentioned this guy, Guo's father's smile suddenly became obscene: "Guoguo, you can get me a grandson out early." While I'm still moving, don't count on your mother. ”

Li Guo was curious why Daddy Guo suddenly shifted the topic to this: "I asked you Li Ran......"

"Alright, I'll go back. After the stall over there is finished, you should go back early. I heard that you have a half-year appointment with Ranran, and with your qualifications, half a year is enough for you to grow to a very high height. Don't be lazy anymore, do you hear? ”

"Oh......" After Li Guo agreed, he continued to ask: "I ask you Li Ran!" ”

"It's scattered, Li Guo will take the girls to play here, I'm going to open this place soon, so that the guests can relax." The goblins were terrified. ”

All right...... Li Guo gave up. In the face of such a father, Li Guo was really speechless. But in general, Li Guo will still do it, after all, he is under a lot of pressure now, so he is no longer afraid of adding another Shushan faction...... And as far as Li Guo is concerned, the first half of his life is protected by his family and sisters, and if he can't get out of his own way in the second half of his life, then as a man, it will be a little too sad...... "Hurry up and play while you can play now." The disabled Zhijian suddenly showed a perverted expression: "You don't know, I've been longing for the white snake spirit's ass for many years, and I can finally take a look today, and when I take pictures, you can help me block the ...... Brother, it's up to you! When the time comes, the photos will be divided into several for you! ”

Li Guo was silent for a moment, and then put a foot in the face of the disabled Zhijian: "Go to death, pervert." ”

In other words, since yesterday, the screen has been full of Jobs, and people have lamented the greatness of Jobs. In fact, I think it's full of sadness, as if some people say why China doesn't have Jobs, why doesn't there be a country that can't open the Shaolin Abbot Station after the 80s, and what kind of Nobel Prize do you want. A country where leaders who don't understand anything are still as big as the sky, what else does Jobs come up with?

(To be continued)