Chapter 164: Sweet Private Turtle ...... (below)
Aoi's expression is serious and serious, and her eyes are full of a strange light peculiar to a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, as if she has seen a big brother next door with a warm smile on her childhood and a strange game of 'Uncle Doctor Checks Body' with her as a child.
Under this hopeful look, Li Guo was suddenly filled with a gratuitous sense of guilt, which penetrated into the bone marrow, lingered for a long time, and was so rich that it could not be dissolved.
What's more, Guo's father once gave Li Guo a death order to strictly guard against death, and Xiao Kui must not be stimulated for any reason, and at this point, Xiao Kui is even higher than Xiao Xin's danger level. After all, although Xiaoxin is very, most of the time she is still a very sensible and well-behaved little girl.
But Xiaokui is different, first; She's a big killer, and if she kills someone or something, it's as easy as a fart. Second; She has no sense of morality, although she includes Bird Zijing, Mo Chou, Sister Xue, Sister Landlord, and even Li Guo. In some places, it seems to have a complete sense of morality, but no one will be like Xiao Kui, so full of the breath of a primeval forest, Li Guo is convinced that if he told her that it doesn't matter if she doesn't wear clothes, then Xiao Kui will definitely pull herself out. And the same unrestrained bird spirit will scold Li Guo to the point of jumping the Brahmaputra River.
The third and most important point is Xiaokui's demon body. She has always been the existence of those flowers, and Xiaokui can be black or white, once she loses her temper and runs away from home, not to mention that no one can stop her. If you are abducted by those flowers, this can no longer be described as trouble. You know, Aoi's body is close to an aircraft carrier, and it is estimated that nothing can break through her defenses except for the atomic bomb.
So combining these messy factors, Li Guo couldn't wait to hold Xiaokui in his mouth and hold it in the palm of his hand. If possible, I even want to seal her in crystal and put it on the bookshelf for the rest of my life, and I won't touch her...... "This ......" Li Guo held the ball with a strange smell of water in his hand: "This is not good......"
As soon as Xiao Kui heard this, her eyes turned into vertical strips, her mouth was pouted, and her nose was wrinkled. Seeing that he was about to cry: "Aoi hates you......"
Li Guo is really helpless, saying that Xiaokui is beautiful, in fact, it is already the best in the world. But Li Guo is not a perverted strange uncle, even if Li Guo is still a virgin now, it is impossible for him to stretch out his salty and wet hands to a little girl who looks only eleven, twelve or thirteen years old. Not to mention that there is still a juicer landlord sister by her side...... In Li Guo's short life, the biggest shortcoming is that his ears are soft. I can't see people pleading, and I can't see people being pitiful.
"Aoi is good." Li Guo squatted down and held Xiao Kui's face with both hands: "Brother really can't eat this, no matter what it is, he can't eat it." ”
He instinctively felt that Xiao Kui would not harm himself, and this thing could be offered to him by Xiao Kui as if he were offering a treasure, coupled with the strange taste on it, Li Guo could conclude that that thing was actually an elixir...... "That's the inner pill of the turtle." At this time, Amber carried the skin on the neck of the old cat Daiyu, and walked to Li Guo's side with scratches on her face: "If you eat it, you will live and die with the turtle, and you will not be separated for the rest of your life." Share an almost eternal life. ”
When Amber spoke, she showed a mature and wise female surname, and she didn't have the miserable energy of chasing the old cat Daiyu just now...... It was Daiyu, who looked stupid with her head down, and after seeing Li Guo, she meowed a few times weakly, and then looked at the ground with her ears down.
"You defeated it...... Li Guo returned his hand to protect Xiao Kui, who had already hid behind him, and teased Amber, who always gave people a sense of imminence: "It is a tyrant in this area, no matter whether it is a cat or dog, it is bullied." ”
Amber's almond eyes suddenly opened, and her pupils actually became slender strips similar to Xiao Aoi's, and the slight difference was that Amber's eyes really looked like amber, and the blue-green ones were full of charm. And Xiao Kui's eyes are like a broken mirror, very demonic.
"Are you listening to me?" Amber's brow tightened: "Eat it, eat it." You will be able to have the life and power that others can only dream of. ”
Li Guo shook his head with a smile, and stuffed the bead in his hand back into Xiao Kui's hand: "My throat is small, I can't swallow it." ”
When he spoke, the expression on his face revealed a very inexplicable incomprehensibility. The words made Amber, who has always been educated in the West, a little incomprehensible. So she just stared at Li Guo with a pair of confused eyes, and couldn't understand what Li Guo meant at all.
When Li Guo saw her appearance, he just waved his hand: "Let me stay alone with Xiaokui for a while, she is afraid of life." ”
Amber also felt that there was some obstacle in communicating with Li Guo, so she silently carried Daiyu back the same way, scolding Daiyu as she walked...... Seeing Amber leave, Li Guo turned around and squatted in front of the timid Xiaokui: "Xiaokui, this thing is very valuable." You have to wait until later, when you meet someone who is worth your life, you know? ”
Xiao Kui seems to understand and doesn't seem to understand, anyway, she looks so much like a little girl who has been wronged, her fingers are twisted at the corners of her clothes, and she half-bows her head and rolls her eyes to look at Li Guo from time to time.
"Why are you still crying?" Li Guo stretched out his hand to help Xiaokui wipe the tears that flowed down the corners of his eyes silently: "Don't listen to Xiaoxin, she will deceive people." I'm not a good person......"
Headache...... Li Guo really had a headache. Coupled with Xiaokui's current appearance, it made him feel distressed. This feeling is like the complicated emotions of a junior high school male teacher after being confessed by a young girl in the first year of junior high school.
On the one hand, it is filled with vanity, and on the other hand, you have to tell the little girl, 'Your heart is to be given to the person who will be suitable for you in the future.' It's torturous, isn't it?
"Yes...... But ......" Xiaokui pressed Li Guo's hand on his chest: "But here, it says that it likes you." ”
Li Guo was embarrassed...... This position is extremely sensitive and obscene. But Xiao Kui's strength is something Li Guo can contend with, he just prayed silently, don't be discovered by others, otherwise Li Guo, the nickname of the dead perverted goldfish guy, will definitely not be able to run away.
"Aoi-chan...... Aoi ......" Li Guo struggled to pull his hand out: "Let go of ...... first"
Xiao Kui looked at Li Guo for some reason, and then suddenly threw herself into Li Guo's arms, and then hugged Li Guo's waist with two hands...... "Click......"
Li Guo trembled, his nose twitched twice, and he burst into tears at that time...... "Look over there...... Take a look, take a look. The bird spirit kept shaking Mo Chou: "Li Guo's dog is molesting underage girls!" ”
Mo Chou raised his head and looked in Li Guo's direction, just glanced at it, and then lowered his head and played: "What is this?" At that time, there were many people who married into wives at eleven or twelve. Mo Chou is an old girl. ”
Bird Zijing was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Amber who was playing with the old cat Daiyu resentfully: "How old are you!" ”
"Meow?" Amber raised her head: "Twenty-four, born in the same year and month as Li Guo." ”
After speaking, the bird spirit scratched four deep marks on the teeth of the road, gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't that my biggest?" ”
Mo Chou nodded with a smile.
The face of the bird spirit was blue...... But it was immediately restored: "Haha...... There's also a she-dragon that's much older than me! ”
And just when these people were gagging and comparing their age, the best time for Li Guo's treatment was missed like this, and Xiao Kui had already strangled Li Guo's face...... The hateful absolute defense was used up just now when he was still playing with the bird spirit, and Li Guo could only keep patting Xiao Kui's back...... In this posture, whoever wants to say that it doesn't look like Li Guo is rubbing oil, that is, who is blind to the eyes of a kryptonite dog...... "body...... Body...... Chi Kin ...... Your uncle ......" Li Guo squeezed out the last trace of air and scolded his crippled Zhijian.
And as soon as he finished speaking, Li Guo's waist suddenly bloomed with a crippled Zhijian's insistence on the 'noble gold', and then Xiao Kui was bounced away from Li Guo without any suspense, and Li Guo was also pushed far away due to the basic physics principle of 'the action of force is mutual', and fell to the ground like a vicious dog snatching.
"Ah......" Xiaokui looked at it, walked quickly in front of Li Guo, and then knelt there and stared at Li Guo: "You don't want to die...... You don't want to die ......"
Li Guoshi was fine, but suddenly he suddenly had a little bit of a gold star in his eyes. After hearing the replay of Xiao Kui like a repeater, I was actually amused...... He slowed down a little and got up from the ground. Sitting on the clean turf, he pressed one hand on Xiao Kui's shoulder: "Xiao Kui...... Haven't you learned how to control your strength? ”
Xiao Aoi nodded: "Xiao Kui will ......"
As she spoke, she stretched out her finger and gently poked Li Guo's chest. Li Guo found that it was really very light, if she followed her usual virtue, just now, it was enough to poke Li Guo out of a hole directly...... "What did you suddenly hug me just now?" Li Guo rubbed his swollen waist: "It hurts...... so much"
Xiao Kui puffed out her mouth, and then pointed to her chest: "This is it, here tell me, I want to do that to you." ”
When Li Guo saw her appearance, a word suddenly came to mind...... Instinct!
Then Li Guo suddenly thought of a very strange proposition, listening to the disgusting and uncomfortable lily that every little flower has its own hobbies, what is the thirst for killing and blood...... That little Aoi always had the same ...... Thinking of this, Li Guo quickly stood up and patted Xiaokui's head: "Wait for me!" ”
After speaking, he pulled his legs and ran towards the bird spirit, and then stood in front of Amber and wiped the sweat on his face: "Xiaokui, what is she fond of?" ”
"Cry." Amber stuffed the old cat Daiyu into her clothes: "The turtle is famous for crying. ”
Li Guo was stunned...... He didn't expect Xiao Kui's innate skills to be so out of the way...... And it's so girly and cute...... There is no solution...... If she is as delicious as Mo Chou and as delicious as a bird, she is lazy to do. It's all easy to do, but she actually cried, Li Guo really has no way at all, no more...... Silently walking back to Aoi's side, Li Guo squatted down: "Little Kui, my brother told you." Now is the time for you to study hard, not to talk about likes and dislikes. You know? ”
"Good...... Study hard? Xiao Kui's eyes lit up: "This Xiao Kui knows that my father gave me a book and said that if I learned it, I don't need to learn anything else." ”
As he spoke, Xiaokui took out a notebook from his schoolbag, then flipped through the first page and put it in front of Li Guo...... "I wiped ......" Li Guo saw the words on the cover and was shocked: "Dad's quotes!" ”
What is this...... Li Guo deeply felt the stuffiness and shamelessness of Guo's father, he actually let Xiaokui, a pure little girl, learn his own quotations, and wrapped it in a red cover, and imitated the chairman's quotation font...... Li Guo took the small notebook and turned the first page, which read, "All bad guys are paper tigers......
Okay, Li Guo doesn't have to continue looking, he knows what it is with his eyes closed. After all, this thing...... Li Guo began to memorize it at the age of four, and when he was fifteen years old, he found that he had really suffered the loss of culture...... "Okay, Xiaokui." Li Guo pinched Xiaokui's nose and shook it gently: "When you grow up, you can say that you like me." ”
This technique was learned from a senior of Li Guo, and that senior was simply a legend to Li Guo. That guy can be said to be a killer of underage girls, after graduating from college, he worked as a language teacher in a junior high school, he looks talented, his skin is slightly dark, he is proficient in basketball, football, badminton, and swimming. And the class is humorous and witty. How can such a man not make the little girls fall in love.
So, he didn't know how many times more troubled than Li Guo. And he has never played a side game, whenever a little girl writes him a love letter or confesses in person. He would always call the little girl to the office alone...... Of course...... It's not about the anger of man and God. Instead, he took out the Dove chocolate that had been prepared in the morning from the drawer, and said in a very sincere and equal tone, 'When you grow up, if you still like me, I will wait for you here.' At the end, he added a very playful sentence of 'keep it secret......'
I've thought about it...... The little girls really believed it, and everyone drank milk desperately, wanting to grow up quickly overnight. But no matter how awesome the persistence is, you can't bear the time of flowing water, as soon as the third year of junior high school ends, everyone has gone to the sea, and the distance is far away after a long time, and the people who originally loved each other can be washed away without a trace, not to mention the immature unrequited love.
So for so many years, Senior Li Guona has never made any life style problems. Although Li Guo recently received news that he was married, the bride was another senior of Li Guo...... But it's still very effective.
So after Xiao Kui heard Li Guo's words, her eyes suddenly brightened, and the golden light flashed: "That! We pull the hook! ”
Li Guo coughed, and stretched out his finger to hook up with Xiaokui with a weak heart...... But at this time, Mo Chou's voice suddenly came: "Xianggong! No! ”
(To be continued)