Chapter 49, the ninth set of broadcast gymnastics
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"No problem!" Guan Yi replied very briskly, "Does this set of physical techniques have a name?" ”
Where does Chen Xu know what name? Because Xiao Min didn't tell him, in a hurry, Chen Xu hurriedly said: "The name of this set of body techniques, well, is the ninth set of broadcast body ......"
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Chen Xu didn't know that he was really right, at least a few words. In fact, the full name of this set of physical techniques should be called China's nineteenth set of special military bodies. This military body is also a "product" from the future, but now it has a faint prototype.
The origin of this kind of military body is derived from the ancient Taoist health preservation techniques and ancient boxing techniques, and then after scientific research and proof, it gradually began to be promoted.
Many people have a very narrow understanding of Taoist health preservation, thinking that the so-called health preservation is just meditation and exercise, and not moving on the knees, which is actually very wrong.
Meditation is a common method, but it is not limited to this, and many physical techniques are quite useful.
Among these techniques circulated in Taoism, although some may not be useful, many are still very magical. The practice of these techniques is also quite similar to that of yoga in India, but the spread is far less widespread than that of yoga – not that our stuff is bad, but that we don't promote it, we don't commercialize it on a larger scale.
It's like yoga and taekwondo, which are very popular now, but in fact, the skills learned in these gym taekwondo gyms are really real yoga and taekwondo?
Of course not! These are just improved versions that are suitable for the general public and ordinary people. To put it mildly, it can be called selling dog meat on the head of a sheep! Neither true taekwondo nor ancient yoga can be learned in such a place.
Well, that's all for now, so let's leave it at that.
These ancient Taoist body techniques look awkward, and even when looking at the drawings of this kind of body skills, nine out of ten will shoot the case and scold and say, is this an action that people can do?
There is also a trembling finger sticking out, saying that if you can make this kind of action, I'm afraid it's all boneless, right?
But that's not the case.
This kind of physical technique can only be done by people who are a few points stronger than ordinary people with a flexible body - like the knights who practiced martial arts in ancient times, and now athletes and dancers in some sports can do it, but it is by no means easy!
This kind of physical technique is to bring out the limits of the human body, and it is not intended to harm others.
Through future scientific research, scientists have also found that once the human body maintains this strange posture, the cells in the body, the enzymes, and others will change, and they are all beneficial changes to the human body.
Science is not omnipotent, at least for the time being, and there is a long way to go. Although scientists have not been able to come to a unified conclusion, the results of the study are very consistent, this kind of physical technique is of great help to develop the potential of the human body, to use it as a military body to first promote a few special forces, and then to the whole army, until the time is ripe, and then see if it is promoted to the whole people.
But the last point of possibility is very small, because this kind of physical technique is completely torturous, especially in the case of initial practice, that kind of pain will make people want to commit suicide, and those who can persevere, people without great perseverance can't do it.
Of course, the advantages of this physical technique are also obvious, according to the research results, people who can skillfully complete 108 movements and connect them together, after practicing once a day, coupled with proper diet control, their strength, consciousness response, and other aspects of ability have been significantly improved, if you persist, the physiological function at the age of 40 is stronger and healthier than the function of ordinary people at the age of 30!
Chen Xu naturally doesn't know the benefits of this set of physical techniques now, and he wants to complete it just to further the game - he fell in love with the one-eyed instructor!
Out of prudence, after all, it comes from something in the future computer, Chen Xu feels that it is better to keep a low profile. And this physical technique is too painful to do, even Guan Yi grinned when he did it for the first time - you must know that women attach more importance to image than everyone imagined, this goblin viciously took away everything that Chen Xu could take pictures, and the mobile phone camera was gone, but she couldn't take pictures of her appearance, let alone let others see it.
So in order to keep it secret, Chen Xu went to a fitness club next to the school to get two membership cards, and specially chartered a closed luxury private room. Although these cost a lot of money, Chen Xu has no concept of money, plus his father just made a fortune, and there are many fans in the card, when it is his turn to spend money, he will definitely not feel distressed.
In the initial practice of this set of physical arts, two people must help each other!
Because some of the actions are so perverted, it's hard for a person to do it independently, and the first time, it will hurt a lot, so if there is no one to hold on to it, and force the surname to hold down, few people can hold on.
It's just, oops, men and women don't kiss!
But at this time, if you don't give it, you have to give it...... Chen Xu felt that he was quite like a beast. Holding people's little hands and pinching their small waists, they are close to smell the fragrance of women's bodies...... Chen Xu sneezed and was scratched by his hair.
Chen Xu rubbed his nose, he thought of a very obscene word, cough cough, in fact, the word itself is not obscene, but it is different on a specific occasion...... The word is called double xiu.
"Uh, what shampoo do you use?"
"Rejoice."
"What kind of perfume is it?"
Guan Yi turned his head and gave him a blank look: "Shut up if you don't have anything to say, no one treats you as a dumb person." What kind of perfume did I wear for exercise? ”
Chen Xu smiled, not daring to look at her close face, dodging to say that there are no sports perfumes?
In fact, Chen Xu is indeed looking for something to say, mainly because their posture is too ambiguous now! Guan Yi stepped on the ground with one foot for support, and the other foot was grabbed by his hand, and both hands were placed on his back and pinched by Chen Xu...... Chen Xu was attached to her back, this appearance was definitely thought by anyone who looked at it and thought that Chen Xu had caused trouble to a very good girl, in fact, even Chen Xu himself was a little puzzled, it stands to reason that although a woman like Guan Yi is quite open, but this embarrassing move would be better to find another girl to help, and he just said that this thing should not be spread indiscriminately, which means that everyone who does not spread it is well known, and there is actually no problem in spreading it in a small circle.
"Hey, ......", Chen Xu didn't know what to call her, so he had to call "Hey", "I said, in fact, you can bring a girl with you, cough cough, I think it's more convenient." ”
Guan Yi's body shook, and Chen Xu, who was close to him, immediately felt it, and said strangely: "What's wrong?" ”
Feeling Guan Yi's hand gently break free, Chen Xu immediately let go of her, the woman stroked her somewhat messy hair, sat down and said, "To be honest, I don't have any friends to bring." ”
"How is that possible?" Chen Xu was shocked for a moment and said with a smile: "I think you are very popular, and you have a lot of friends." ”
"Really?" Guan Yi laughed self-deprecatingly, and said emphatically: "I'm talking about, friend!" True friends! ”
Chen Xu was choked for a moment, and Guan Yi continued: "Look at my relationship with several women in the dormitory? But do you know what they say about me behind my back? They said that I was a scheming person, that I was not easy to get along with, and that my laughter was fake. The last time Liu Lingtian happened, they said behind my back that I deliberately seduced him, because it is rumored that Liu Lingtian's family is quite rich. ”
"How is this possible!" Chen Xu exclaimed: "This is too unusual, right?!" ”
"Impossible?" Guan Yi sneered and pointed to his ears, "I heard it with my own ears when I was at the door!" I'll admit I'm scheming, but I never lie to the people in my dorm and I don't have to! What can I do with them? ”
Chen Xu nodded, it could be seen that Guan Yi's family background was actually very wealthy, and there was no need to think about others...... As for scheming, the word scheming is a bit ugly, or it is smart, from the first time we met Chen Xu, I felt that this woman was very smart, and a woman who was too smart...... Not many men are generally willing to approach.
Guan Yi smiled: "What you don't understand, the relationship between women and women is very complicated, among peers, even among people who are inferior in generation." As long as women and women collide together, there will be sparks, for example, the war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has lasted for thousands of years, which is the most typical, contradiction between women. Like Weng and his son-in-law, this kind of contradiction will be much less. ”
"Pull it down!" Chen Xu rolled his eyes very simply: "Just the household next door to me, the father-in-law and son-in-law are fans, and there are constant contradictions every day!" ”
Guan Yiqi said: "No, generally speaking, this relationship should have a common topic." ”
"Mao! One of them is an Inter Milan fan and the other is an AC Milan fan, and every time there is a Milan derby, the TV is not as lively as the two of them! ”
Guan Yi sneered, the previous haze was swept away, and then he deliberately said with a straight face You are quite good at making people happy?
Chen Xu laughed a few times and said that it was average, the third in the world.
The two looked at each other and smiled, and Guan Yi sighed softly: "Chen Xu, you are really a good person." ”
Chen Xu was embarrassed for a moment, stood up, walked to Guan Yi's side, reached out and pressed the woman's shoulder, let her face face to himself, and said very seriously: "Beauty, I solemnly repeat again, I am a bad person, really!" ”
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