"Do you still want to fulfill your original idea of love with Guanyin Virgin when you are still a virgin?" The Queen Mother really asked the crux of the question.

"I just want to keep it for Guanyin, and if I give it to others, I will have a hundred unwillingness." If you come to the Buddha, cultivating immortals is fake, and virginity is true.

"Stingy. I think this is good, you gave it to me today, and I will find you a virgin girl who is a hundred times more beautiful than me in the future, and this transaction will not make you suffer, right? Guanyin's mind, you definitely can't go back! "The Queen Mother wants to change careers to be a princess (not just to be a matchmaker, but to have the smell of pimping in it.) The most understandable thing is that in "Water Margin", Pan Jinlian was given to the old woman Wang Po of Ximen Qing, the word Wang Po is a semi-professional name, designed for people who match good things between men and women, in order to get some benefits from it and spend their lives, so most of these people are old women and the like. ）。

"I've thought about this, it's not new, everyone else is rotten like this. There are often such women who played bad before marriage, and wanted to hide from the world when they got married, and were kicked under the bed by their husbands that night. If you don't get up, kneel in front of your husband and write a letter of guarantee, get your sister to pay off the debt, and if you don't have a sister, you will find a way to get a colleague or spend money to buy it, otherwise you will get a divorce, this is an underground transaction. "Buddha used language to hypothesize such a scenario.

"I don't have a sister, but I can do it! When I'm done with this while, I'll go and borrow myself on my bodhisattva seat, and when there is a virgin woman who comes to burn incense, I'll blow a ** cigarette and bring her to you? When the time comes, don't you suffer from dead eyes again, you must be pretty, and you can bring it to your eyes, as long as you are virgin? "The Queen Mother was brainwashed by Chen Yuanyuan and changed her mind, and now she has come to brainwash the Buddha again, and the pyramid schemer died in the hands of brainwashing. This is the great weakness of human nature, not afraid of how smart you are, afraid that no one will brainwash you.

"I call you my mother, I can't guarantee that, even though I am myself. Maybe now is the time when I'm at my lowest mood. was led into the water by you, a ghostly cicada, a foolish goddess woman. When I fought the Monkey King, God didn't pursue me, and my emotions grew to the sky again. Then the requirements of the problem are not the same. "When the Buddha treats each other so frankly in front of the Queen Mother, he does not dare to hide the slightest bit, nor can he hide his true thoughts that are almost eccentric and as unstable as ordinary people.

"I call you the master of your previous life, your ghost nature is born with an egg and a tendon. Don't hit the south wall and don't give up. "The Queen Mother's vocabulary is almost exhausted.

"Aren't you? Cicadas have to eat and are 10,000 times more persistent than smart people, they have lost their virginity since childhood, and they have been empty for thousands of years. Cicadas don't want to have fun? Lie to yourself for the rest of your life! "If the Buddha is puzzled, since they have all gone down to the pond, why not just pick up a few fish and go ashore?

"I don't remember very well, but I'm afraid that I became a widow at the age of thirteen, and was set up by the village chief, and I haven't remarried since then. No river fishing dares to steal to harm me, I want to! Later, I was believed to be a bodhisattva, and I was hanged on the archway of chastity, and I suffered for a lifetime! The Queen Mother was already choked up and couldn't speak, when the Bodhisattva's face was plastered with gold, it looked very glorious, but her heart was suffering incomparably hard.

At first, the Buddha slept with his butt against the Queen Mother, and when he heard that the thing was crying so sadly, he turned around and touched the Queen Mother's eyes with his hand, and the Queen Mother saw the opportunity to take the Buddha on her body.

Goose! can talk. The tiger ate it curiously, the trap of the tiger's, but not out of malice?

There is nothing to say, two people who were once teased by the masses as bodhisattvas. At this time, they are completely awake, and they are all trying to find back the lost time before. Although it has been lost before, no one has any memory at this time (especially referring to the taste of virginity, only remembering that between humans or animals, the mating of male and female will produce a pleasant thing, but to what extent). Only then is it meditative to feel. Write your sissy K, are you dissecting human sexual organs? If you don't remember where you came, you are honestly moving forward, everyone thinks that this is the case, there is no need to stop to see if you have arrived at the station, because you don't remember where you came from, and when you are going back, you can only go back with one mind, and if you don't encounter water, you may die of exhaustion directly on the road.

If the Buddha comes to him, he is afraid that he has taken strong medicine, or as the old saying goes: the poor are old B, and they will hoe to death!

It's been a long time, and the Buddha even has urine inside, regardless of it, he thinks that this is also a product, and it all comes out of this ghost place anyway.

What does it mean to laugh? The Queen Mother used this word at this time, but she didn't dare to laugh out loud, like catching a snake, you have to hide and watch the snake finish the hole, and if you can't wait to reach out too soon, the snake will retract.

Queen Mother, who is it? Snake catcher veteran. The biggest winner of this deal is yourself, and when you are counting money, do you dare to laugh? You are happy in your heart, and suffocation is fate. As for letting his sister settle the account in the future, this has long shown that there is no aunt. There will be in the society, but there is no guarantee of beauty, which is also clear, do not worry about the Buddha in the future if he thinks he has been fooled and then comes to make things difficult for himself or something.

Although it is not too late to laugh and have fun when the old ox finishes plowing the triangular field and is so tired that he falls on the ridge of the field.

"Is it a lot of water, why is there so much water under your ass? I'm afraid it's the pharaoh's cousin in the golden mountain! If the Buddha didn't know what the reason was, he had to joke that the pharaoh in "The Legend of the White Snake" was flooding the golden mountain with water to harm the snake spirit.

Well, it's the Queen Mother's turn to finish.

"It's still on the head of the monk Fahai, I think you are a fool in the countryside who is reincarnated, and you can make up more than you buy." The Queen Mother used an English language in sex, comparing the fools in the countryside who always buy half a catty and take away three or four catties from others, because of ignorance, so shameless.

"What do you mean by that?" The Buddha doesn't know English sexually, because it's the beginning.

"You think you're all the goods? I remember you five times in it, and you still think you have what it takes? After saying this, the Queen Mother began to laugh out loud, but the pressure on her chest was so great that the laughter was like a diesel engine entering the air, making the sound uneven.

Goose! If it weren't for the Queen Mother's words, what if the Buddha really thought he still had it? But isn't it, he's going to lie on the Queen Mother like this, it's funny, and it's a little bit from time to time. As long as you close your eyes and work hard in the dark, just like a sponge, you will squeeze out a drop of it, as long as you work hard.

After being broken by the Queen Mother. If the Buddha thinks that this is a naughty child learning to be, knowing that he has already been weaned, he still has to eat his mother's milk in his mother's arms, shameless. Thinking of this, the Buddha automatically turned over and fell off the horse, just like a corrupt official falling from a high position. The high-rise building fell, and he died immediately.

The Buddha didn't say a word, he only blamed himself for being greedy, and he died as soon as he landed, and he slept and snored.

Goose! The Queen Mother came to her senses, she stood up quickly, it was too late, this thing understood that urine was poisonous, and it was not her own. You have to let it flow out, standing up is the nature of the water to flow to a low place, such as people, and it is the nature of people to climb high, as the so-called people go to a high place, and urine flows down.

If you look closely, the Queen Mother is dumbfounded, as if she has spilled the oil jar, and all the money flowing out of that ghost place is lard, which makes the Queen Mother so angry that she wants to die in the New Year. Like a drunkard, he has not been drunk for a thousand years. When he hugged the wine jar, he forgot to raise his foot when he was happy to cross the threshold, tripped over the threshold, and made a jar of good wine fly in the jar.

The saddest thing is. The Queen Mother wants to put on a dragon seed in this only once, and now I'm afraid that a small tadpole in it is gone? I should have thought about getting a larger soft-shelled turtle and stewing some soup to replenish the vitality of the Buddha.

When the day dawned, the Queen Mother's heart was confused, and she looked at the lard on the ground. Look at the Buddha who is still sleeping like a dead pig, who is right and wrong? It's certain that the ground can't go back, and if you lie down, you can think that I'm afraid that this time I'll run out of oil and empty salt! Thinking of this, the Queen Mother began to tentatively kick the butt of the Buddha with her feet, once, twice, not only will it not move, but it also seems to have lost a soft taste?

If the Buddha is dead? This strange thought caused the Queen Mother to suddenly fall from extreme happiness to extreme grief. But there is one thing that makes the Queen Mother feel more gratified, that is, the Buddha once strongly pursued Guanyin, and is the most beautiful person among the male gods.

With an idea in mind, the Queen Mother bit her hair into her mouth, picked up the Buddha and went to the basement, she thought of dissecting everything about a man, which was worth acting on both theological and a comprehensive understanding of his sexuality. Set yourself up for the rest of your life and don't make mistakes twice on the same thing. Just like the smart man of the moment, don't have two mistresses in the same office, because there are many troubles, it is easy to be fired by the boss, and the quarrel between the two goods is unpredictable.

Every high god has his own secret room, and the Queen Mother naturally has it. She put the Buddha in the secret room, pushed him to his back and sprinkled him, and felt that there was no ghost so strange, wasn't it just a man's dead corpse! She squatted down to make a few like Buddhas, like a fritter wet with soy milk, and a sense of loss rose in her heart.

Since this thing is already dead, it is necessary to find out clearly, so the Queen Mother squatted down and studied it carefully. Studying a ghost, don't say it's all the same, I'm afraid everything is the same, it only makes people feel disgusting, is it because it's dead? Why is this living thing a treasure? Is egg and person expensive? As precious as mother and child! The son became the emperor, even if he was a fool and a national mother?

The Queen Mother threw away the fritters of the Buddha in her hand, turned her face to look at the head of the Buddha, and looked like she was not dead, but she was overworked, and it was difficult to wake up for a while once she fell asleep?

In a ghost saying, judging from this fried dough stick that was wet with soy milk, this product is already dead. However, when you look at the physiognomy again, you will not be so rigid to make this only decision, but will make a few spins in your mind, at most, is it just dead just now, maybe you will find some way to get it back to life a few times?

A person, when it is time to let go, when it is time to ignore everything, the mind will be more flexible, and it goes without saying that it is bold, just like there is only one couple living on a desert island, so you still have to wear clothes? Are you afraid of being looked at? Something you can't think of!

In ancient times, artificial respiration was not invented, and this product was relatively ignorant, so he only thought of the oral introduction, hoping to open a gap from below to snatch the Buddha back from the hands of the king of Hades. It is reasonable to say that these fritters have been put into the bowl and wet with soy milk, can they be as tough as they just came out of the oil pot? Whether a live horse is a dead horse doctor or a dead horse is a live horse doctor, this buried nonsense, just like 110 and 120, you can't figure out which category they belong to. When I was a child, it was the same when I went to visit the New Year, I don't know if the man called his aunt or the woman called his aunt. It's unique, I once heard that a little ghost is the same as me, because when I go to pay New Year's greetings, I always call it wrong, and then I simply don't go!

My editor said that I was a bit foolish in writing this novel, do you think I am writing life and death papers, and I am afraid that if I don't write well, I will die quickly?

The Queen Mother is having a headache and I'm also having a headache, laughing so much that I forgot how to write the following?

It's been a long time, and the Queen Mother has felt back pain, and she has been so angry that she wants to bite it off a few times, which can be regarded as avenging Sun Wukong being innocently pressed under Wuzhi Mountain. Because I didn't do this because I didn't have any direct hatred for the Buddha, I just stood in the perspective of a third person, which is a bit of a hypocrisy in it.

Just as the Queen Mother was thinking wildly, the thing in her mouth suddenly became a dog's thing, as if it was suddenly a soccer ball in her mouth, and she couldn't spit it out because her teeth had locked it in it. Looking at the face of the Buddha again, the dignified face did not know where to go, completely different from the tiger, and the teeth were like warthogs. The Queen Mother was so frightened that she wanted to run, but she couldn't blurt out, and she couldn't bite down, so anxious that she could only make an unrecognizable sound like a mute.

As soon as a frightened person will run, and the Queen Mother will be, although she does not know where she can get out of the situation, but she does not know what kind of struggling her feet are doing, as if she has a claim of her own.

When the queen mother was overloaded and finally stuck by the height of the threshold, the Buddha took the opportunity to raise her head and bite the queen mother's face with the teeth of a warthog. (To be continued.) )