"If you come to the Buddha and the old thief, Hugh will hurt my aunt!" Sun Wukong held a golden hoop stick, and as the voice fell, he only heard a snap, and the golden hoop stick just hit the Buddha with ten thousand peach blossoms.

Naturally, the football in the mouth of the Queen Mother was also deflated, and the Queen Mother was about to die, and spit it out, and the bite in the mouth was really a few of the Buddha's, and the same fritter was completely the same, and it could be regarded as a piece of Mobu without seeing clearly.

"Grandson, you saved your aunt's life!" The Queen Mother hugged Sun Wukong and cried bitterly, isn't it, if Sun Wukong doesn't come, don't say that she will be bitten to death by the Buddha with the teeth of a warthog, even the eggs in the mouth that the Buddha will not be deflated will swell her to death.

"Auntie, I'm going to die!" Sun Wukong also cried, because the divine destiny is related to the sky, and it is a super high god, Sun Wukong knows his social background, his mother Guanyin and his father Taishang Laojun are not on the throne of the Buddha, there is no reason for others to treat them unfairly, once they are treated fairly, there is no one who will not pay for his life by killing God.

"Don't be afraid, my son, to see if I can keep you from dying before God, for torture is inevitable. I will report to God the fact that the Buddha's personal vendetta against you has been pressed under the Five Finger Mountain for 500 years. I'll just say that you are revengeful, and you beat him to death in a fit of rage, and see that you are not yet a thousand years old, so you will be treated as a minor! The Queen Mother sat on the ground with her buttocks, holding Sun Wukong in her arms, her eyes looking straight ahead, as if God was not far ahead.

"It can also be said that the Buddha is forcing you to do stupid things with him, just say that he used dog eggs to kill you, and I can't see it and beat him to death with a stick." Sun Wukong added.

"I want to hide this, who would believe it? Even if he really used the dog egg technique, the roots and sprouts still have to be counted on my head, first of all, I made my own mistake, and I opened my mouth to take a few of his mouths in his mouth, which gave him the opportunity to use the dog egg technique. Take this as a testimony, and shame me to death!

I wondered, isn't the Buddha already dead? How could he still use dog eggs? Could it be that this is the high god, and there is still the Tao when he dies?

No, it's not dead, he's pretending. He tried to kill me with dog eggs, but when he saw that I could not die for a while, he used the teeth of a warthog to bite me to death, and he was afraid that I would still have a few of him in his mouth when I died, which would bring shame on his glorious face. So. Is he really dead now? The Queen Mother was almost talking to herself.

"Gotta be aware that he's playing dead?" Sun Wukong fell asleep in the arms of the Queen Mother, and whispered after a while.

Hearing that Sun Wukong was almost answering in a dream, the Queen Mother was suddenly frightened. She slowly looked at the head of the Buddha, as if a larger one was organizing some other smaller ones, which meant that she wanted to resurrect the ashes.

"Not good!" The Queen Mother was suddenly frightened and trembled by the strange image in front of her.

The tattered head of the Buddha is slowly forming its former state. This made the Queen Mother think that once the Buddha became what it used to be, the first thing was to find Sun Wukong to settle accounts, and he had to press Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain again, what should I do?

thought that Sun Wukong was lying in his arms, and he still felt that Sun Wukong was trying to figure out a way by himself, and he was drilling into his B! But something is wrong. It seems that this beast is using his own few to put it in first, and he is not planning to put his whole body in, which excludes that Sun Wukong is protecting himself, but is pretending to be asleep to attack the Queen Mother's Moscow without knowing that the Buddha is resurrected. (It's a ghost writing a novel.) ）

No matter what, it's better to stuff him in, there is nowhere to hide, and it's better to make a strategy than to have no choice. The Queen Mother knew that the Buddha would always be one or two moves higher than Sun Wukong's spells. I saved him, even though he was in a mess at the moment, and it was in his nature, or I was indulging him. Did I forget that I was deliberately letting him do this?

It seems that we are all changing a mind, and so is Sun Wukong, who is beginning to understand that he has this ghost thing, and is trying to start playing? When the Queen Mother thought of this, she had a taste for Sun Wukong. It's the kind of friend who wants to change from an ordinary friend to a good friend, anyway, it's a step further than before, yes. Take it easy.

"Ouch mom, it's going to suffocate me!" Sun Wukong lost a head inside, and when he stretched his head out, he was stuck from the neck down.

"Don't go out, if the Buddha is resurrected, he will crush you under the Five Fingers Mountain!" The Queen Mother was pressing Sun Wukong's head with her hand to prevent him from running out.

"No, Queen Mother, I'm crushed under Wuzhi Mountain right now. I remember, it used to be like this, everything couldn't move, only the head could move! "Sun Wukong felt a lot of pressure and completely returned to five hundred years ago.

The Queen Mother looked at the ground again, and there was nothing, and everything became the great and tall image of the Buddha, but her head was still like a warthog, and she looked at the Queen Mother slyly, laughing, and changing endlessly.

The Queen Mother returned her eyes to herself again, and found that she had become a fat mountain, and she was pressing Sun Wukong under her fat mountain, which happened to be in her own urine. In this ten-thousandth of a second, the Queen Mother still felt lucky, thinking that if it wasn't just the peeing door as his outlet, let him come out to breathe fresh air, if he sat in the middle of the buttocks, it would definitely become meat sauce.

"If you come to the Buddha, you can't die well, you kill two birds with one stone and kill our mother and son, you are an evil art, I will go to sue God, you river fishing!" The Queen Mother already knew that she couldn't do it, just like a war, a bullet passed through her chest, so let it go. Goose! The Queen Mother is so evil that she is not afraid, but all she can do is to scold to death, knowing that it has no effect, which is a common trick for the weak.

"Good for you, a queen mother, widowed at the age of thirteen, and worked hard for 3,000 years to achieve positive results. Now being brainwashed by a prostitute has changed everything, and he is no longer a bodhisattva admired by thousands of people, and God does not allow it. I turned you into a mountain with magic today, what else do you have to say? I've given you seven hundred and forty-nine days, and if it makes sense, I'll lift the magic and let you return to immortality. The Buddha said in a thunderous voice.

The Queen Mother heard the Buddha say that she had given herself 7749 days of repentance, which is really a question worth considering, but is this river fishing true? He himself has given up being a bodhisattva, and it is a fact that he wants to marry Guanyin. And now that I'm getting involved again, isn't this true, is he already correcting and returning to evil?

I'm afraid that this river fishing is testing my heart, I don't want him to fool, just like I used my mouth to take a few of his mouths first, and he can even use dog eggs. I also believe that he made two mistakes on the same issue.

"You let me be a bodhisattva again, what about yourself? You're going to do Guanyin yourself, aren't you? "The Queen Mother finally figured it out, why can't I defend it. I'll have to ask him if he can spit real ivory out of his dog's mouth.

"You don't have the power to care about me, I'm a male god!" The Buddha began to play tricks and ignore his own behavior.

"I knew I would be today, and I understand you as a Buddha. It's just that I didn't expect it to be beyond my estimate, because I said that Guanyin was married to the king of heaven, Zeus, although they are not married, but you don't dare, because your spell is inferior to the king of heaven. Isn't it? "The Queen Mother wants to point to the heart of the Buddha, and if you want it to stink, make it stink more, and it will always smell when it is finished.

"Goose! You still don't admit it, knowing that I, the Buddha, is a god that I can't be provoked, why do you want to dig out my heart? "The Buddha regards Guanyin as his own heart.

"I'm not hurting others or myself, if I didn't want to let you out of Guanyin's arms. I would never do that when you come to my arms, I always knew you had a crush on Guanyin. "The Queen Mother always likes to speak like a confession, and there is not a word of falsehood in it.

"Look at how far you have come, you dare to compare yourself with Guanyin, do you want to force me to no end, and then run into your arms? I'd rather Cow B! "The Buddha is also kneeling before God and repenting, and he said a hundred cruel words about the unwillingness to have sex with the Queen Mother.

Hearing that the Buddha spoke so harshly, the Queen Mother thought to herself, who was the first to give birth? Isn't this river fishing itself? Is it someone else? Otherwise, he wouldn't have such confidence to speak! Can I ask him directly, was he in my bosom just now?

"I said that you are a Buddha in this world. It was a ghost lying on the master just now! Compare Ye to a cow? "The Queen Mother walks as she wishes, she can say whatever she wants, this is fighting against the enemy, and being kind is killing herself.

"It's the ghost who set a trap for the master to drill into. Not voluntary! "The Buddha began to use the language of his childhood, putting himself in a very naïve state and not acknowledging what he did not take his own initiative.

"I want you to eat shit, if you don't eat you're raised by a bitch!" The Queen Mother waited for the same as the building stick, and took the opportunity to take a step forward.

"I listen to you? Am I such a cicada? The Buddha said.

"Goose! If I want you to eat, you can pick it, I want you to climb on my stomach. You're only eight feet? Is this my cicada again? Is this my not pretty again? You are a high god, how can you learn to be like a stinky rascal, and you don't admit it when you lift your pants? The Queen Mother spoke like a man beating a fool, and she held her head and did not let go, and rubbed directly against the wall until she knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

"Do you still have the ability to marry Guanyin to me?" In the end, the Buddha still spit out ivory from the dog's mouth, trying to compromise the matter and compromise the main thing.

"Unless Zeus, the king of heaven, is dead, I can't open this mouth. What do I say? The Queen Mother raised her own difficulties.

"I won't want Zeus the king to die!" As the Buddha said.

"Goose! What kind of madness are you doing, is it not good that the king Zeus is dead, is it Guanyin vacant, why don't you want it if you are so difficult to fight? "The Queen Mother was incredible.

"The death of the king Zeus is after saying Guanyin, which can prove that Guanyin is a white tiger B, a man-eating goods, and a ghost!" If the king Zeus said that she would die later, it can be proved that Guanyin is a statue of Kefu, and there can be aesthetic errors in it.

"You ghost river fishing, fate is destined to be a single dog forever, do you still want to go back to Jiuhua Mountain to cultivate immortals for three thousand years?" The Queen Mother is speechless (whether the conversation ends here), which is a common problem of single dogs.

"No, I want to guard Guanyin and give birth to a daughter after marrying the king Zeus, and I will treat Guanyin as my mother-in-law." The Buddha finally spat out another ivory from the dog's mouth.

"Don't listen to him, this old dog thinks beautifully, that's my sister!" Sun Wukong heard in his sleep that the Buddha said that Guanyin's daughter was his wife, which made him feel like he was robbing his fiancée, because Sun Wukong also thought of this, this is after the little god bird brainwashed him, he also felt that it was good to have a little girl to play, why do you have to be a good person in the eyes of others?

"Don't be silent, he'll kill you if he hears it." The Queen Mother thought that the Buddha didn't know that there was a Monkey King sitting under her buttocks.

"I'm dying right now by him, he's turning you into a mountain, and now he's overwhelming me, I'm dying." As soon as Sun Wukong woke up, he felt bad, still under the queen mother's ass.

"Goose! You little monkey isn't dead yet. Looks like I'm going to have to kill you first, or you're going to cuckold me on my head, this fucking scarcity, defeating all ethics! When he said this, the Buddha raised a divine foot and kicked it between the legs of the Queen Mother.

"Don't!" The Queen Mother hurriedly protected it with both hands, she was really afraid that she would kick Sun Wukong into her urine door, and she really couldn't live.

"Die, you fools!" After saying that, the Buddha raised his feet again and kicked them to the legs of the Queen Mother again.

"Stop hurting my son!" Who's coming? Who else has this kind of vocabulary except Guanyin, if the Buddha has no mother, so no one will call the Buddha my son, the Queen Mother has no mother, there are two elimination methods are enough, and the rest is only Sun Wukong has a mother, that is Guanyin.

Along with Guanyin came Athena, who held the scepter of the god of war and had the eight-sided majesty of a supergod, which frightened the Buddha.

The Queen Mother quickly knelt down and kowtowed to thank Athena for her divine salvation. When I had a headache, I reached out and felt a lot of blood, and I was so scared that I shivered, and the Queen Mother woke up.

(Special note on this long line of dialogue.) At first, it didn't come to mind to use dreams to deal with it, but then it seemed natural to use it in dreams, considering that there were many places that were more untrue, or that freedom of speech was too liberal.

One editor said I was using God's perspective. The so-called God's perspective is a place that ordinary people can't see, and only the eye of wisdom can see it, also known as God's eye. This mostly refers to the description of the heart, that is, one of my early editors said that I was digging into human nature, and this kind of writing can be established. Some people mistake this thing for narration.

As far as narration is concerned, it is 10,000 times better than writing scenes. The scenery you write is something other than human nature, the plants, trees, landscapes and rivers are all the same, but people's hearts are changing all the time, or each has its own thoughts.

If narration is not allowed, is it okay not to write landscapes? Art is something that is not subject to standardization, and as soon as there is standardization, it dies. Van Gogh's paintings, you can say madman's graffiti. That's what I thought of writing this narration here during my walk, and I think it's 10,000 times stronger than describing a landscape. (To be continued.) )