443 Wilted eggplant
Bao Zheng was rescued by Guanyin Niangniang with 3D printing replication, no one knows about this, it should be his own life, great blessing and great creation. (This is expected to be a dangerous introduction to the future of human replication of living people, and when technology reaches this level, should we first consider the trade-offs of its pros and cons?) )
"Lord Bao Zheng Bao can not die in a big disaster, it is a blessing of heaven." Zhao Defang, the king of the eight sages, said with concern.
"Yikes! What happened to Mr. Gongsun and Bai Yutang and the others? Bao Zheng was saved by Guanyin with a 3D printing copy, that is, except for the heart is the original body, the rest are all borrowed from a farmer's **, and then placed on the beach, as a dying being carried back to the camp.
"They're all fine, you've been in a coma, and God willingly you've woken up." Ding Yuehua said that she has been staying by Bao Zheng's side, because only if Bao Zheng is alive, Zhanzhao can be rescued from death row, which is a great motivation for her to stay by Bao Zheng's side for several days.
"Have I slept for a long time?" Bao Zheng said.
"It's been three days and three nights, you must be hungry, I'll go get a bowl of porridge for you to drink?" Ding Yuehua, when she said this, she had a little crying in her voice, she was really sad, because there are no relatives in the world who are not relatives, as long as they will cause losses to their own interests, they are relatives. For example, the dead mother and the dead father, the dead cub and the dead girl, are all directly linked to their own interests and are sad about their own sadness, and Ding Yuehua is like this.
Bao Zheng was speechless, but there were tears rolling in his eyes. Ding Yuehua got up and went to get porridge.
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"Queen Mother, Di Renjie led the Tang Dynasty army to the mysterious island. I'm afraid that if something happens, I won't win, it's so hot...... "The little god bird didn't dare to slack off this time, because the last time the mountain god came to call, he happened to run into a whip with his boyfriend, and he almost died, and was scolded by the two mothers.
"It's really annoying, I'm so old, and I'm doing some stupid things that a few short dogs do, it's really a piece of medicine." The Queen Mother said.
This was heard by everyone present. Zeus, the king of heaven, in order to support the queen mother's sycophant. He proposed, "Queen Mother, I think we ought to take steps to see if there is any other way to stop them from going round and round this mysterious island in search of the Golden Fleece." They can't get to the island at all, except for tossing and turning around, they are losing their lives, okay? ”
"Is there any other way?" Guanyin answered and said that it was her obligation, and if she did not answer. It will make Zeus, the king of heaven, feel a sense of loneliness, a kind of factional helplessness.
"There is a way, but the only way is to stop them from landing on the island. But the question comes again, it's not just the Tang Dynasty's army looking for the Golden Fleece, but the Great Song Empire is also here, isn't the army led by Bao Zheng the Great Song Dynasty? How do we deal with the contradictions between them? "The Queen Mother only said half of it, and the other half was not said in the result.
"This mysterious island is like a locked iron zygote with nothing in it, but these people are like a group of children, full of curiosity about this iron zygote. Do you have to find a way to open it up and see what is going on? This is Guanyin Niangniang said.
"The problem is, you can't open it......" said Zeus, the king of the heavens, and this sentence was a brain.
"Open it and let them see if there's anything inside." Guanyin said.
"I remember when I was a kid, my mom used to put food in a jar. One time I saw that the jar was empty, so I went to look for another jar, and I spilled my mother's jar of oil. "Zeus, the king of heaven, is purely apocryphal.
This apocryphal sentence of Zeus, the king of heaven, was not in vain, but it inspired Guanyin to say next: "Then let's go and be this mother today, put the jar with food under their eyes, and when they themselves eat it up, they will know that the mother has not hidden the food." That way, you won't have to spill your mother's oil anymore. ”
"Let's go and take out the Golden Fleece and burn it in front of them, and let them die for this heart." The Queen Mother said,
"Niangniang's words are wrong, how can the Golden Fleece be burned and called a baby? Again. This is a relic of antiquity, and once destroyed, it will lead to destruction. Who would dare to extend this hand? It's a king cobra, it's evil! Take it in your hand and burn incense and kneel. Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
"Shall they draw lots?" Guanyin said innocently.
When Zeus, the king of heaven, heard Guanyin say such a pediatric word, he opened his mouth and smiled at Guanyin, thinking to himself, Cicada B, you think they are all. It's up to you, adults? The king of heaven smiled and showed his teeth, it was still a worm tooth five thousand years ago, and it was rotten to the size of a bean, and Guanyin was so sad that he wanted to cry when he saw it.
Why are you crying? Suffer for your own life. Women are like this, marrying a husband with matching money, people are not compatible. Marrying a husband who matches a person, and the money does not match. That's why sugar cane doesn't have two sweets. Indeed, the king Zeus is much older than Guanyin, but he is a high god, and he is an ordinary high god, and his kung fu stunt is thunder, which is a well-known commodity in the universe. For this reason, Guanyin cried, and only hated himself when he was not married to a girl?
Then again, when you were a girl in Guanyin, I was afraid that it would be the same as today's shit children, sitting everywhere with one butt, whether it was a stone or an adobe brick, and the pants on the other buttocks, it was always equivalent to menstruation, and you didn't change your pants for a few days, and the stains were like dead menstrual blood, which made people feel disgusting when they saw it. Are most of such girls not managed by their mothers?
Fortunately, this is clean, because such a child is compared with a neat and beautiful mistake, of course, he will choose to be clean. At the very least, it is necessary to understand that there is a wash when the dirt is clean, and it will shine when it is washed, because it is the external organs. And the place is lost, this is the internal organs, there is no washing!
(I once saw an article in a bosom friend magazine, which was written by a woman: One day I came home from the night shift and walked on a lighted road.) Then I walked into a small road, which was a mile from my home.
I may have provoked a ghost when I walked by the light, the hazy moonlight was indistinct, I felt footsteps behind me, and when I looked back, the ghost pounced...... I always thought that I was already a woman, and who would care about this wilted eggplant?
The ghost hugged me, and I whispered to him that I was already a woman, and made him understand that this was a waste of an opportunity to be a rogue, like robbing a gold shop, and first told him that it was all a copper fake. It's not folded, maybe it's too trendy, so people mistake copper for gold, and they have to be forcibly inserted.
I cried because it wasn't far from home, I didn't have time to have a buffer, and I blamed myself for running home in a hurry. It's like a child being bullied by his peers outside, and if he wants to get home soon, his mother will comfort him, and his pants haven't been worn yet, which is of course to blame himself for thinking too naïve, because my husband has always treated himself as a baby, and he didn't even pay attention to his head. If it weren't for the fear of outsiders seeing, I would have just slipped my pants under my ass and walked home, so that my husband could feel his own miserable situation.
Goose! When I got home, my husband really cared about me as I thought. I didn't wait for the question to reach the end, so I just said the end.
As a result, the women of the world guessed what? Wash with shampoo at first. When it is finished, it is washed and cleaned. Use laundry detergent when you're done. When you're done again, use soap, make the soap into strips, and stick it in! Guess what this river fishing is about? He said it would go deeper than the hooligans.
In the end, I still didn't give up, so I thought of using a toothbrush. Oh my God, it kills me. As the saying goes, there is no owner in the law. Finally I was exhausted by him, so I collapsed on the bed, and let him go!
At first, I could endure it a few times, but then I counted more, maybe I brushed through the inner membrane, and the pain made me miserable, and I used my feet to support it, and I fell into the river and hit my head on the hanging closet, and I blinded one eye through the mirror, weird? …… )
This is an intellectual couple, as some people say that men have knowledge is a pedantic cicada, is it really a pedantic cicada? No, it is human nature to be dirty, and people with knowledge are more serious than ordinary beings, and they are more concerned about whether they are dirty or not. That is to say, a person with a little knowledge is a person with a little status, and a person with a little status will be a person with a little money. Please don't speak with honesty or tolerance, the dead are more honest and more forbearing, and their lives are gone, so what can they not tolerate? Is there a right to intolerance?
"What are you laughing at?" Guanyin looked at the decay of the Heavenly King and said.
From Guanyin's eyes, Tianwang Zhou found that his tooth decay was seen by Guanyin, I'm afraid that he hasn't had sex yet, but don't spill this scoop of fresh soup? Thinking of this, the king Zeus hurriedly closed his mouth, don't let these ugly dog teeth make himself too flawed in Guanyin's eyes. If she changes in the middle, the gods can't stop her.
"It's not impossible to draw lots, but the problem is that it involves local property rights, because this Golden Fleece has nothing to do with the Great Song Dynasty. And it has nothing to do with the Tang Dynasty, will this Spartan agree? "Zeus, the king of heaven, spoke in favor of his native family, the issue of land rights.
"Is the world divided between you and me? So let them compete? "Guanyin is a little close to the East, although she doesn't know where she comes from.
"Something has to be done, or there will be a constant stream of people looking for the Golden Fleece, and the people who come are some people who can't die, and I want to pick on them." The Queen Mother began to get up and leave, she wanted to prevent another high-level god realm from going to the mysterious island, and waiting to die to save it was not only more troublesome, but also hurt her internal strength.
"There is Lao Niangniang, let's manage it for the time being, and then I will go and tell God about this matter and see what he can do." The king of heaven is half coaxing the queen mother to leave quickly, to make room for us, although ** is not far from ten, Guanyin is already more sure that it is his wife, but as a man, he has the idea of being quick first.
Goose! The Queen Mother came to Guanyin and whispered something, and the two of them looked at the face of the king at the same time, and both had the meaning of laughing in it. This made Zeus, the king of heaven, feel that it was a taste of being teased, as if it was always to his own disadvantage?
Although Zeus did not hear it, it should be explained here. The Queen Mother is telling Guanyin that when she leaves, don't have a relationship with Zeus, the king of heaven, on my bed, and will be ashamed of the house. Guanyin said that he had known that this was a custom, and that whoever was the master would not let others whip in his house. (To be continued.) )