"If you come to the old man, take your life!" As soon as Sun Wukong came, he picked up the Ruyi golden hoop stick and wanted to kill him with a stick, in order to vent the revenge of the sword under the Five Fingers Mountain.

"My son is unreasonable, and he has something to say slowly." Guanyin quickly stretched out his divine hand to stop it.

"Mom, this old thief has a personal vendetta and caused us to be crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years. Today, if I have to kill this dog with a stick, I won't understand the hatred in my heart! Sun Wuqi scratched his ears and cheeks.

The Buddha was so frightened that his face turned colored, and he couldn't imagine the reincarnation of heaven and earth, and there was a god outside the gods.

"Dad!" Sun Wukong raised his head and shouted at Zeus, the king of heaven, who was standing beside Guanyin.

Zeus, the king of heaven, felt very strange, and thought to himself that I haven't married Guanyin yet, so where did I get a hairy child? The suspicion on this face was clearly seen by Guanyin, so it had to be explained quickly, otherwise it would be too passive to wait for the Heavenly King Zeus to ask.

"I'm so sorry, Heavenly King, this child's name is Monkey King, and he was born of a stone...... He also has a father's name is Taishang Laojun, I sat on this stone for a long time and dozed off when I had menstruation, Taishang Laojun ran on this stone again, and then after the sun and moon glorious pregnancies, this stone became the current hairy child. It doesn't have anything to do with me directly......" Guanyin explained like this, believe it or not.

"Oh, it's Cow B across the river!" Zeus, the king of heaven, speaks in the local language, this is the nature of the king of heaven, in general, he does not know what is polite, just say it nonsense, it is really the wrong occasion, or the obedient other party is different, he bows his head and regrets, but never remembers for a long time, which also depends on his own god position is too high, one god under all gods, the habit of arrogance has become natural.

Guanyin is still a girl, although this is true, but it is too direct, which has to make Guanyin pretend to be shy to listen, and glance at the king Zeus with a red face. From the information reflected on Guanyin's face, the Heavenly King Zeus can still read it. Thinking of the caution of Guanyin, he began to explain: "You see that I am a big old man, and I am used to speaking straightforwardly, I'm sorry." Makes you shy! ”

"That's it, it's still a sister's house, how embarrassing it is......" Guanyin can be regarded as forgiving the king.

"Dad, this dog is like a Buddha, and he has a personal vendetta. It has caused my old grandson to suffer for 500 years. Let me go, let me kill the old man with a stick. "Sun Wukong is standing next to Zeus, the king of heaven, and he is being pulled by a hand.

"My son, Hugh is unreasonable. Listen to your mother, she said that if you want to hit him, you will hit him, you can always do it, right? Zeus, the king of heaven, looked at Guanyin's face and said.

"Don't come to this set of kings, you will be the cat father, and the tiger mother will let me be the one? This kid is going to get more and more out of control. Guanyin said.

"How can it become more and more uncontrollable? Does this have anything directly related to me? Zeus, the king of heaven, was puzzled.

"He has never been so bold with the Buddha before, isn't he afraid that he has high spells. Now that there is you, if the Buddha still dares to press Sun Wukong under the Five Finger Mountain? Guanyin said.

"Mom!" Sun Wukong held the king of heaven with one hand and Guanyin with the other, so innocent and cute that the king and Guanyin were so sweet in their hearts.

"Don't blame Sun Wukong for this. It's the ghost of Taishang Laojun. Taishang Laojun, are you still a god reckoning, I have a heartfelt conversation with you, and you will tell your son? "If the Buddha is venting his anger on the head of Taishang Laojun.

"Isn't that true? At that time, you wanted to marry Guanyin as a wife, and then I heard that Guanyin and I gave birth to Sun Wukong, and you have been haunted by it, you don't know that this is a cow B across the river, and there is no direct relationship, so you hate me to death.

Later, my son Monkey King went to the sky and stole a few peaches. This is your chance to press him under the Five Fingers Mountain for the crime of offending the Heavenly Court. If it were your son, what would you think? "It's incredible. As soon as these words are spoken, what is the meaning of shock? That's the shock.

The gods sitting there all looked at the face of the elder Buddha at the same time, and the Buddha was ashamed, thinking that if there was a dry well under his feet, he would jump down and die, why regret it in the first place. It's all the fault of the beautiful women.

At that time, Taishang Laojun suspected that the Buddha was abusing divine arts, but because his divine skills were not high, he mainly forbeared. Now it's different, Guanyin's boyfriend is the king of heaven, more than you Rulai Buddha's magic is on top, and I personally heard you Rulai Buddha admit that it is a personal vendetta to press Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain, and when will you wait for your old bottom at this time?

"Did Taishang Laojun tell you?" Guanyin asked Sun Wukong.

"It's my dad who told me! Is it okay for me to kill the Buddha? Sun Wukong asked his mother Guanyin in a whisper, and if he agreed, he really made a move.

"Child, don't, don't bully, there is only the reason of the compound wall, there is no fist of the compound wall." Guanyin also whispered to Sun Wukong.

"Then I'll pretend to shout and scare you, this is like a thief, okay?" Sun Wukong raised his little face and looked at his parents and said.

Guanyin smiled and looked at Zeus, the king of heaven, meaning that then let the child play.

Sun Wukong looked at the face of the King of Heaven, and the King of Heaven excused himself and said, "What's the use of seeing me, look at your mother!" ”

"Look at you, I want to be a cat dad." Guanyin looked at the face of the king of heaven and said.

"I mean you have high spells, when you really want to kill the Buddha with a stick, you can use a thousand hands to stop the ......" The king of heaven wants to see Guanyin's thousand surgeries, and take the opportunity to indulge Sun Wukong to kill the Buddha, this is also to touch the bottom of Guanyin, see what kind of goods it is, so that there is a chance to start in the future, so as not to wait until marriage to whip.

Guanyin seems to have guessed the mind of the king, and the goose seems to be looked down upon by her boyfriend if she doesn't miss a hand. Thinking of this, Guanyin let go of Sun Wukong, this is the heart legend, don't say it's Sun Wukong, it's just a thing and understands what to do next.

Sun Wukong pretended to break free from his mother's hands, picked up the Ruyi golden hoop stick and flew towards the head of the Buddha, and shouted loudly: "If you come to the old man, take your life." ”

Really hit, the Buddha was so frightened that he drilled under the table, and Sun Wukong's wishful golden hoop stick was empty, and it happened to smash on the table, only to hear a snap, and the golden light was shining. The Buddha flew out of the conference hall under the cover of golden light......

Sun Wukong stood on one leg on the table with his hands on the pergola and fixed his eyes to look for it, because the immortal skills were not high, he couldn't see the horse's feet of the Buddha. At this time, Taishang Laojun pretended to protect the meaning of the Buddha and said: "Don't chase after my son, he has become this big tree in front of the door." ”

Good guy, Sun Wukong looked back, isn't it, it's spring, how can this tree be the red leaves of a tree? Isn't this the red robe worn by the Buddha?

found the target, Sun Wukong immediately used his feet hard, his right hand held the golden hoop stick and pointed forward, his left hand flew forward in a wing shape, and as soon as he went out, he rounded the guy in his hand with both hands and smashed it towards this weird tree......

Seeing that Sun Wukong was really going to fight, the Buddha was so angry that he called his mother, thinking that what was wrong to change, he had to become a ghost tree, and his feet stepped into the soil, so that he couldn't change Zhang for a while. I can't do it, so I have to close my eyes and just beg not to hit my head, but I can hit anywhere, missing an arm or a leg, or breaking a few ribs, anyway, I have been a high god for so many years, and I am greedy for a lot of money, and I don't have to worry about poverty to live this life. Goose, embezzlement and bribery have finally come in handy, as the Buddha thought.

"The Buddha who entered the dog, the feud of the five fingers mountain and the sword is finally going to be settled with you today, take your life!" said that it was too late and that it was fast, Sun Wukong picked up the golden hoop stick with both hands and smashed it down, but it was really smashed, and there was no vague sign.

This Guanyin was anxious to pee, thinking that it was just to scare and scare this old man, why did he really smash it?

Guanyin was anxious, and the king Zeus was also anxious, because in any case, the Buddha was an uncle of his mother's family, and before the wife had passed the door, because of his connivance, Sun Wukong beat the Buddha to death with a stick, which would become a breaking news in the high god world.

The king of heaven and Guanyin, almost love you without discussion, just when Sun Wukong's wishful golden hoop stick was about to hit the Buddha, the king Zeus sent out a bolt of lightning, and Guanyin splashed a drop of seawater...... It can be said that they are all guilty of excessive defense.

(Here I want to write that Sun Wukong was burned to death by electricity and burned to death by water touching fire.) This is logical, but it doesn't fit much else. ）

Guanyin's drop of water, when it touched the lightning of the Heavenly King Zeus, was immediately burned to more than a thousand degrees of super boiling water, and it happened to fall on Sun Wukong's buttocks, which was terrible. I only heard Sun Wukong screaming in pain: "Ouch! "Letting go of the golden hoop stick, people also fall to the ground at any time, but the Buddha falls undamaged, isn't this a ghost?

The Heavenly King and Guanyin looked at each other, smiling with their skin and not smiling, or smiling with their flesh, and at the same time walked towards Sun Wukong, who was suddenly falling to the ground from the sky.

"My son! ...... "Guanyin cried, really cried, it was a clear conscience crying, because it was caused by her partiality towards the Buddha.

Because she was afraid that the Buddha would make a mistake, the spell she used to save her was too heavy, which made her cry with guilt. This is also why she weighed the weight, but she still didn't regard Sun Wukong as a Buddha, this is people's dog-eyed thinking, and it is inevitable that she will focus on power and money.

Zeus, the king of heaven, also followed his feelings, pretending to feel sad, and only stood beside Guanyin as if he were dead. He thought of calling Hua Tuo quickly, but not to make this child a disabled person. But he has a ghost in his heart, and Hua Tuo is collecting the beauties in the pictures for him......

Seeing that things backfired, Taishang Laojun was also ghostly, so angry that he couldn't even walk listlessly and came to stand beside Guanyin and whispered: "You X cub, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, will you die in a few days?" Do you want to invite Hua Tuo here? This is for Guanyin.

"Mom!" Sun Wukong lying in the arms of Guanyin, as if it was a blessing in disguise, since birth, he has not enjoyed lying in the arms of a woman, at this time he opened his eyes just to see the kind face of his mother Guanyin, and couldn't help but tears rolling in his eyes: "Mom ......" (to be continued.) )