"Mom, the Golden Fleece is on a mysterious island, because there are ghosts and demons making waves, Bao Zheng took his army of the Great Song Dynasty to explore the island and was rescued. Similarly, Di Renjie and his Tang Dynasty troops were convinced that there was a Golden Fleece on the mysterious island, and when he was exploring the island, he also encountered the stirring of ghosts and waves, and ran aground and died.

Because they are all Wenqu stars, they can't die, and the Queen Mother and Guanyin Niangniang saved them. But considering that they will also go on expeditions, in order to get this treasure, because there is also ...... in it" Speaking of which, Polydius could not go on.

"My son has something to say, it's all a family, whether it's swearing or exposing short, everything is okay, say!" Mother Lida seems to have noticed something, and hopes that her son will not abort the key small details because of any face-saving relationship or something.

"Helen's sister's beauty caused a sensation. They all want to be the first to get the Golden Fleece in exchange for Helen's sister's B. "Goose, didn't my mother say that she could say it directly, and how could she look at it in a strange light?

"What do the high gods think?" Ma Lida is convinced, if you want him to say it directly, he really says it bluntly, he doesn't even fix the word B, and he talks like shit, and it's over when he spits out?

"The two mothers have put in a lot of internal effort to save these two Wenqu stars, if this continues, it is estimated that the skills of these two fools who have cultivated for thousands of years will all be reduced to zero, and then they will have to return to the countryside to herd cattle again.

Because of their great spirits, the starting point decided not to let the two Wenqu stars go ......" Polydius was stuck by a question similar to a swear word.

"Where did you learn to be slow? What's going on with Wenqu Xing? Mother Lida began to idle her eyes, afraid that her words would be so dirty that she would even stain her vision.

"In order not to let the two Wenqu go to get Helen's beautiful B's, and then go to the island to take the risk of landing on the island and plundering the Golden Fleece, I decided to expose the Golden Fleece and see what measures to take? Could it be a big battle? The son said.

"In order not to let the royal lose this face, we must succeed." After her mother Lida said this, she shook her fist in front of her chest.

"But Mom, I still have an idea, can I let my sister Helen go to Xianmei, and just shame them to death." As soon as he said this. Polydius felt like he had eaten a mouthful of in his mouth, and he was so disgusted that he wanted to die.

Well, the mother didn't let her son feel inappropriate or anything else when he said this, and felt that a cloud in his heart was slowly dispersing. It's kind of like the sky is about to start clearing. But her mother Lida is smart and will not let such crooked scheming be revealed, she only steals joy in her heart.

Thinking of this, mother Lida felt a little shyness in her heart: Isn't she the family that relies on beauty to dominate the world? Anyway, women are beautiful and are used to sell, and they can't eat a bite if they keep them. (This is the heart of my mother Lida, don't you scold the author for river fishing?) ）

Because mom Leda thought at the same time. These oriental devils are mostly good at cleverness, are they all using the B of exchanging the golden sheep for the beautiful Helen, in order to tempt themselves to stand still, and then when the golden fleece arrives, they will use it for other purposes? So, should I take a two-pronged approach now? Want! Mother Lida had a very clear and positive answer in her mind.

"Son, you said that letting my sister go and let go of her shame and attract the pity of the other army, will you let you get the Golden Fleece, or will you sit back and wait for them to find it and send it to the door? Are you starting stage fright for the fight? "Mother Leda is verifying her son's intentions. See what it means?

"If the mother thinks that her son is afraid of going to war, I admit that it is not human nature not to be afraid of death, if there is no honor and disgrace in the world, then there will be people in the world who will go to war? Everything is for the sake of honor to produce wars, and they are all going to do things against their will, is there a way?

The word honor and disgrace is the greatest contradiction in the world, and people in the world think of glory, in the words of a philosopher: I want glory in the world, and I want beautiful women in the world. I'm going to get rich in the world. ......" Polydius said uncharacteristically.

"That's enough, I don't know where to learn some crooked ways, and your idea will only be useful until people all over the world think like this. You want to go and be this first, and wait for the next life when I'm not your mother. I don't care. Mom Lida said.

"Mom, my son is testing your waters, you really think that your son will lose his royal face, don't try to find the Golden Fleece, and wait for others to find it and then exchange it for his sister, what a shame. Shame me on. "Polydiux, suddenly came a 180-degree turn and slapped mom in the ass.

"My son scared me to death, once a man is tired of war, he will not have the ambition to kill the enemy even if he is forcibly pushed into battle. Go, mom with you, and sister. We need to prevent the gods from deciding to win the Golden Fleece by a contest. We don't want the gods to be biased towards us, but they don't want to do anything wrong in our land. "Lida, a smart and far-sighted mother, regards the Oriental devils she has visited as foreign invaders.

"Mom!" Helen thought to herself that she was going to compare beauty again, it was really annoying.

Helen sat beside her mother all the time, and when she spoke, she looked at her mother's face, and when her brother spoke, she looked at her brother's face, as if both faces would appear as the world's treasures, the Golden Fleece.

is about to go to the front line again, and a girl's heart is hanging in Helen's noisy eyes again, of course, it is a mixture of joy and sorrow. Three-way competition, isn't this a hero's rally? But can my mom let me choose one of them? There must be many men who are better than Zhanzhao and Li Yuanfang, who should I love, Mom? Helen muttered in her heart, of course, the girl is unmarried and always thinks of spring, this is the natural law of iron beating, please don't talk about our Helen Sao.

"Go get your makeup ready, your brother has to go and compete with them, it's a man's business. You've got to compare yourself to them, it's a woman's business, you know? Mom Leda looked at Helen and said.

Helen nodded very obediently, but she didn't know the bottom of her heart, because this time it was not as good as the last time, just like the Olympics and the Asian Games, they could not be juxtaposed in the same concept.

……

"Who!" A black-clothed figure flashed, and Di Renjie said very sensitively.

"Ruyan." Ruyan whispered.

Ruyan took off her face, which made Di Renjie surprised and delighted. Are you so shocked that you don't know what's going on, and you're here to tell you? Rejoicing is hoping for some good news, is the Golden Fleece available at hand?

"What's going on?" Di Renjie asked.

"The reason why the Supreme God Realm decided to compete to get the Golden Fleece is because I am afraid that you people who have descended from the Wenqu Star will die in exploring the Mysterious Island. The competition may be won or lost in the ring, that's all, should I go back to Li Yuanfang? Ruyan whispered.

"Go ahead, come back when you have something!" Di Renjie didn't dare to stay for a long time, and there was no need to stay for a long time, this is a trivial matter, don't make it a big thing in the future and no one will report it?

As soon as Ruyan walked on her front foot, Wu Yuanmin came in on her heels, and she said to Di Renjie: "Dad, (godgirl.) Just now, a figure flashed from here, who is it? Is it a revil, it scared me to death. ”

"It's nothing, alright!" Di Renjie motioned for Yuan Min to leave, nothing happened here.

"Look at you, everyone is coming, and they don't let them sit for a while before leaving?" Yuan Min said coquettishly.

"It's late in the middle of the night, how bad it is for people to see!" Di Renjie said bluntly that he didn't want to have anything to do with Wu Yuanmin.

"Didn't Wu Meiniang come just now, am I not a woman? Is it because I'm not the emperor and don't have Wu Meiniang's high power? I'm here today, and it's late at night, this person doesn't know it, and you're going to let me be a real woman once? Wu Yuanmin was about to cry, in her heart, there is no one in the world who is more important than Di Renjie in her heart, almost beyond the scope of love, but it can produce a kind of ** difference-seeking, sex.

"Don't be too willful, the female emperor is not something that we can offend casually, and I can't help it, it's an open secret, I have to ...... when she comes. I'm her junior. Di Renjie reluctantly said what he thought.

"What's your length? She Wu Meiniang is already an old person, why don't you think of me? People often say that old cows eat tender grass, why do you come the other way around? Wu Yuanmin was unusual, and his words were straightforward.

"If I hadn't asked her, I wouldn't have brought her, isn't there no way, in order to find the Golden Fleece, I have to call on her army, first bitter and then sweet."

"What's so sweet when you get the Golden Fleece?" Is Wu Yuanmin pretending to be crazy and stupid, or is he so naïve that he has no shoes?

"Have you ever seen the number one beauty in the world? The battle for the Golden Fleece is fake, in order to get the world's first beauty is real. This is the highest state that every man in the world can imagine before he dies. Other than that, everything is empty. Di Renjie also said directly.

"You're old, and you still want to compete for the beauty Helen, can you?" Wu Yuanmin will demean you first, and if you are depressed, you will be honest and obedient.

"Joke, I'm old, what did you just say, aren't you begging me to do it with you? You're too self-contradictory, do men have old words? Di Renjie didn't admit that he was old, but only admitted that he wanted to join the ranks of the beautiful Helen in the competition.

"Say that you are old and don't admit it, just now Wu Meiniang left, you have already done it once, because you are old, you can't play in the palace overnight! Isn't it? Don't admit it yet, if I'm wrong, come on, do it on me again. You don't die in my belly, even if you're not really old. Above? After Wu Yuanmin finished speaking, he began to strip off first, because he wore too many clothes, one by one like peeling an onion, and finally peeled off until only a white ball of light remained. (To be continued.) )