464 Niangniang said to Chen Yuanyuan that Guanyin is a god
The fact that I don't believe it has been verified again, if it weren't for the Queen Mother just now who said something so, you would have killed Chen Yuanyuan, and Chen Yuanyuan would not have believed in a famous god, how could it be a white radish? There are people who speak straightforwardly, but she will say the weaknesses of others to her face, and she is also a person who is kind to herself. If you want to put yourself on an equal footing, if you really want to take off all the clothes on her body, you won't be given Cicada B! Chen Yuanyuan was mistakenly told by the queen mother that a woman sells her B as a thing, and she was so angry that she kept her head down and thought about these thoughts.
"Girl, I really haven't read a book, I always hurt people unintentionally when I speak, don't be like me, if you get angry, I will feel sad, do you believe that I am deliberately hurting you? You've given me clothes to wear, and even though they're old, they seem to me better than new, otherwise I'm not comfortable going out. The meaning of the Queen Mother's last sentence is that there will be a sense of discomfort when going out in brand new clothes, as if it is much higher than others, reflecting the embarrassment of others in your heart, but making yourself fall into embarrassment.
Goose, Chen Yuanyuan has thoroughly understood the Queen Mother, this is not counted if he has not read a book, there are many uneducated people in the world, and after social experience, they will more or less understand some social feelings, as well as all aspects of life. Don't seek to be tactful, at least not so straightforward that you don't care about the listener, right? There must be a little cicada in it, almost just a little bit higher than the mentally handicapped, and it is born to be an example for all peoples.
Chen Yuanyuan listened to the queen mother's regret, and felt much better, knowing that it was because others were not smart and hurt themselves by speaking unintentionally, under normal circumstances, they would let it go, and they would not care. Goose, Chen Yuanyuan took his pants in his hand and said, "Your bucket of pants is really rotten and hit B, take it off and throw it away from me, anyway, my clothes are to the extent of throwing them away?" ”
The Queen Mother was very touched to hear this, and it was the first time in her life that she had heard someone point out that her way of life should not be like this. We can compare ignorance, or the Queen Mother in front of us, to an ignorant cow who eats the wheat grown by the peasants freely every day, and she thinks that this is the weeds of nature that are left to fend for themselves. Because people often walked by her, she believed that if it was a farmer's crop, someone would tell her that it was not to be eaten casually.
Goose, it was not until today that Chen Yuanyuan told her that this was wheat, which was planted by farmers to harvest fruits, and could not be eaten, and it was not nutritious for cattle. You have to go to the hillside somewhere else to eat, and the grass is fat and tender, and it grows fat after eating......
"Then you're welcome!" The Queen Mother then began to let go of her hands and take off her pants.
However, the pants were stuck by the Queen Mother's B door, and they were kicked into a lot by Guanyin.
"What's going on?" Chen Yuanyuan looked at it in a daze.
The Queen Mother pulled hard herself, and a lot of blood flowed out of it with a snap.
"Look where you have saved this, why are you reluctant to even buy sanitary napkins, and when you come, your mother (aunt) only uses her pants to stuff it in, and she is lying in Cao."
"Look at what your sister said, if I want my mother to come, I will shout long live the universe, and the river will already go ashore." The Queen Mother didn't want to say more, she only blamed herself for her ignorance and cicadas.
"I said that your mother is real, you don't even distinguish between red and white, are you being stabbed below?" Chen Yuanyuan said.
Hearing Chen Yuanyuan say that he was stabbed underneath, his face really had a miserable white and fearful image of being killed, and at the same time looked sideways at Guanyin, and at the same time Guanyin also heard Chen Yuanyuan speak, feeling as if she was saying that her heart was too ruthless.
There was no way, the queen mother lowered her head and whispered into Chen Yuanyuan's ear: "It was dog B who kicked Ye B violently and kicked his toes in, and the first son hurt Ye half to death, and B should be crazy!" ”
These words made Chen Yuanyuan seem impossible, how could a famous charity bodhisattva be inferior to a country woman? I'm also a woman, how can I not know that this place can't be kicked indiscriminately, if this is a girl's house, can I still have a cub in the future? It's all leaking!
Goose! Although she didn't see it with her own eyes, the Queen Mother is also a well-known philanthropist, can she tell lies? No, I have to ask what happened: "Really, how could she kick your K, this is too unusual, you always hurt her soft underbelly......" Chen Yuanyuan also whispered.
"I thought it didn't matter if I said the wrong thing."
"You can't say anything wrong, you can kill someone if you say the wrong thing? Did you say something wrong that hurt her heart so much? Chen Yuanyuan, knowing that she shouldn't ask, but curiosity can kill a cat, she made a small side question, using the previous words to lead to the question, so that it seems to have a sense of absence.
Naturally, the Queen Mother also knew that she had a few cicadas, otherwise, she would have asked me on the side and I could reply on the side, just to save face for the consultant. But this thing is that cicadas have to eat, so she really said straightforwardly: "I said that she broke the jar and broke it, which means that she was ...... by God."
"It's not just that she's dead, she's not happy and beating, I'm afraid she's crazy!" Chen Yuanyuan believes that God is the highest male god in the world, and it is difficult to dream of it once in 10,000 years.
"My sister's words are wrong, God looks like a ghost, and he is so poor that he is called Hanako. She wanted to be a secretary for a period of time in the name of God, and make some extras to marry her husband, but God didn't understand the unspoken rules here, so he didn't let her be a junior, and now she is still so poor that B beats the stool. After speaking, he pouted with his mouth towards the place where there was Guanyin, meaning that I would wait to be quiet, and this time I was afraid of her.
"Queen Mother, my finger is connected, now Hua Tuo is here to help you......" Guanyin wants to say that Hua Tuo is here to help you see B, is it some medicine?
"Oh, this, will we get it ourselves?" The Queen Mother meant to let Hua Tuo go away, leaving only the medicine box behind, and the three of us women would get it.
Hua Tuo stood behind Guanyin with the medicine box on his back, like an old man in the countryside, with a smile on his face, and of course some embarrassment.
"Will we do it ourselves?" Guanyin looked at the two goods and said.
Chen Yuanyuan didn't show anything at first, and when he saw that the Queen Mother was also teasing, he shook his head slightly.
"Since we won't be able to, why don't we let Hua Tuo do it? Look at your blood flowing to the instep of your foot, it will rot to maggots if it becomes inflamed in the future, and you will blame me again when the time comes! If it spreads and people all over the world say that Guanyin is a cruel and vicious woman, then my thousands of years of cultivation will be ruined by you. Guanyin cried, feeling from the bottom of her heart that she had done something wrong, and she had to find a way to persuade the Queen Mother to let Hua Tuo do it, otherwise it would really be rotten maggots.
When Guanyin said this, Chen Yuanyuan looked at the Queen Mother's B carefully, and opened it with his fingers while looking at it, and when he saw it clearly, he began to frown again: "Really, Niangniang, you have to let Hua Tuo do it, hurry up here when it's still fresh, otherwise when you come out of the Ming Dynasty, people will smell the smell on your B!" Hey, hey, hey! (Gagging means.) )”
Wait for tomorrow, the Queen Mother don't say that this place is rotten and will make people smell B, that is, the general weather is a little hotter, you can smell her This place is full of stink. It is her habit not to take a bath, and when she is uncomfortable, she will use her hands to scoop it a few times, and sometimes put it under her nose to smell a few times, and she will sleep until dawn when she is drunk.
"Do you want me to pay for my medical expenses? If it is for me to pay for medicine, I will get better on my own in a few days! The Queen Mother said with a flushed face, because she thought of it and was afraid that Chen Yuanyuan would say that she would save death.
"No, when God came first, he said that he came out, and Zeus, the king of heaven, also said that he would come out, so you can rest assured that he will not ask you." Hua Tuo also scratched his head embarrassedly and said.
Hua Tuo also felt very embarrassed, the three were all women, but he still motioned for Chen Yuanyuan and Guanyin to make the Queen Mother lie on the couch: "Are you afraid of pain?" If you can, let the two of them help you hold down your legs and feet, or as soon as I take the medicine, you'll be scattered with a twist of your ass. ”
"Are you going to go under the knife?" The Queen Mother asked a little scared.
"I'm afraid there is a crack, I have to fix it and then stitch it up, depending on the situation." Hua Tuo said in professional terms.
Guanyin Niangniang saw that the place of the Queen Mother was kicked by herself, and now it has been so bad that she has gone in, and the tears of self-blame and sadness are almost unable to flow out. But Chen Yuanyuan couldn't help but want to laugh, she wanted to laugh that the world is almost the same, as long as she hurts her sore spot, everyone is crazy.
Chen Yuanyuan smelled a burst of gas, no, it was more than 10,000 times worse than the gas. Guanyin saw Chen Yuanyuan frowning and frowning, and she smelled a little bit herself, but because she was often with the Queen Mother, she had become accustomed to this kind of shame on her mother.
"Mr. Hua Tuo, slow down, I'll wipe this place with these unwanted pants, there's mud here!" Goose! Our Guanyin nature is still so kind, she doesn't say that the Queen Mother is too lazy to have a lot of dirt in this place, but uses the word mud to cover up the past.
"Do you live well in the mountains?" Chen Yuanyuan thinks that because the Queen Mother and Guanyin live in the deep mountain area, they have the habit of not bathing or are naturally short of water.
"Hell, she's provincial, no air conditioning when it's hot, no bathtub when it's cold. If you want to say a few words about her, she always excuses herself to say that she is used to living a hard life, and she has to eat bran for five or eight years. She always likes to spend five or eight years eating bran to glorify her life. Guanyin wiped the dirt between her legs for the Queen Mother, and whispered what a provincial product the Queen Mother was.
But the Queen Mother lay on the couch and made herself more wooden, because it was all the truth, so let them say it, and they were only secretly happy. (To be continued.) )