"I got the money of the Buddha, although it is not much, but I am a ghost who has been poor since I was a child, as he said in the Buddha, even if someone gives me a dollar, I will eat. [No pop-ups. To tell the gods that this trouser belt on my belly was given by the landlord when I was working long hours, and when it was broken one hundred and eight times, I struck one hundred and eight knots. The Queen Mother said.

"Don't talk too far, don't say things that have nothing to do with the case. Could you please answer whether the palace maid sacrificed by Genghis Khan when he surrendered was your ghost? Get all the fox b-spirits, to be honest. Bao Duo said.

"I'm in a dilemma, if the Buddha wants me to cause chaos in this divine war, I won't fight and kill. Seeing God become Helen and give birth to cubs. It is the wild dog sub-species of Guanyin and Bao Zheng. When the Queen Mother said this, she didn't know how this sentence came out of her mouth, and she was so afraid that she peeked around.

"Humph!" God borrowed from waking up from sleep: "What do you say about me?" said that I became Helen and gave birth to Bao Zheng and Guanyin. Put your mother's stupid dog P, didn't Guanyin and Bao Zheng have existed a long time ago, I just gave birth? ”

When the Queen Mother saw that God was bowing her head and saying this, she thought that God was just God, and that she had been reincarnated in the turtle method all her life, and she had never seen him really execute anyone, let alone the high god realm.

"Helao died without a mother, and scolded his grandmother for letting the dog P. Raise your head and speak, how did Bao Duo come to be sick and dumb without asking? "The Queen Mother also learned to choose a soft pinch of persimmons, although God is half a level higher than her, just like a grandson dares to beat his grandfather but does not dare to beat his father, although his grandfather is one level higher than his father, isn't it that they have different worldviews on things. Although the grandfather is the eldest of the family, the grandson dares to work against the grandfather, which is of course within a relatively permissible range.

God listened to the words of this cicada, and he could not pretend to be dozing off even if he wanted to. At the same time, I also feel that this matter should be clarified by taking this opportunity, and this heavenly opportunity will be broken sooner or later.

"I'm afraid of you, you can't take anything except cicadas, and you don't have anything in your stomach. Just take advantage of seniority, I always like to say some unspeakable nonsense. Then your queen mother will stand aside for the time being, and let Guanyin and Bao Zheng tell their story, this is not a shameful thing, it is purely a coincidence in the air.

I would like to take this opportunity today to make it clear to you. It's not right or wrong in person. Today's explanation, in the future, if I hear someone gossiping, I have to cut off her tongue with the knife of my God, Bao Zheng said first. God has spoken so clearly that there is no retreat.

"Then I'm going to ask Guanyin Niangniang first. Am I half-concealing it, or are they scattered like beans poured out of a bamboo tube? Bao Zheng said.

"It's up to me to answer this, Guanyin is a girl's family, and it's good for people to know what you say. You're pouring beans like a bamboo tube and letting it roll out. When God said this, he looked around, meaning that this is more enjoyable, right? J's slippery smile only dares to show a little, and does not dare to exaggerate.

Bao Zheng looked at Guanyin's face and felt that Guanyin was also fearless, just like God said, there is nothing to be ashamed of.

"One day I was growing vegetables in the garden, and the weather was so hot and humid. I thought to myself, no one else was there anyway. I made myself naked, which was at least cooler, but it was still hot to death.

I thought of going to the pool and washing it. I can't say this wash, man, plus the water is hot again...... I began to sit on the stone in a daze, and this daze was completely physiological!

I don't know if I'm dreaming or waking up? If it's awake, it will make Guanyin embarrassed, and besides, I'm not rich and handsome, it's just a.

I'll say now that I was in a dream, dreaming of Guanyin slowly falling from the sky. Like me, I don't have a single cloth.

As soon as it fell in front of me, he picked me up and flew into the sky. This sudden beauty is not to say that it is pie in the sky, it can be said that it is a gold brick falling from the sky, which makes my head bleed and my eyes are full of gold stars. In this sudden ten-thousandth of a second. I was so scared that I couldn't even find a shadow when I retracted into Mao, although I knew that Guanyin was a member of my own faction, or I also understood that it was my own goddess of protection.

But it doesn't work, because it wasn't explained beforehand, and there was no premonition, which was my blessing, and if I wanted to say that I wasn't afraid, I didn't have to go until I removed the ghost. Even if he is the highest-level hooligan in the world, he is not his own initiative, and he came so suddenly, although he was thinking about it.

But this fear soon turned into joy, because Guanyin Niangniang has always been smiling at me, and she is a familiar person, if you are really afraid, unless it is a sick man, I am afraid that I am sorry for the beauty. I simply said that I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to get up.

I said, Sister Guanyin, where are you taking me? She said we're going to get married on Tiger Star, and then I'll give birth to a Space Seed Man for you. I said that there is no such thing at all, there is no ghost tiger star in the world. She said I said it was me.

I remember that I was saying to her, this is what I said to Zeus, that I am a space seed man, and that my parents went to the Tiger Star in space for the first time b, and here I can only use a word that seems impure compared to others, but not using this character will make those who are rigid and rigid people can't turn around, and I don't know why I will imitate it in the future.

This requires a fairly high degree of tolerance, otherwise you are a reckless man, and you don't even want your life when you see a beautiful woman, will you wait until the tiger star? Definitely. I'm afraid that on the dog star, I'll wait for frogs to be in vitro S sperm. Of course, this is a joke, there is a problem with the control system, and the woman will also act at the opportunity, even if it is C and B will give birth to a dog on the dog star, it is better than a cannon.

This is the reason why Zeus, the king of heaven, asked me why I was so smart, and I thought that I was going to tell a lie, borrowing seeds to go around in space and coming back, planting in the ground would yield a lot more, saying that my cleverness came from the fact that I was a space seed man.

Goose! Such a lie is known to everyone and believed to be true by false rumors.

Once, Sister Guanyin asked me if there really was a space seed person? I said no, but she said she heard a lot of people say I'm a space seed person. I told her it was a hypothesis of mine. Goose, she said that this hypothesis was worth more than the real idea, and I remember that she was willing to go with me to do this experiment on the greatest contribution of mankind. I said that she had cultivated for thousands of years, and it was a pity to die at the hands of one of my niggers, and she said that for the cause of mankind, even if she ran into a hooligan at night.

I asked her why hypothetical ideas were worth more than the real thing. She said that it is worth contributing because the hypothesis is exploratory and has an unknowable value.

At first, I thought very sweetly, and I contributed to the world, and I got another one that I can't say. Anyway, it's just this mess, let's just say Yanfu.

Where in the world is there such a good thing, being held by a white and fat big girl, is like eating saccharin as raw rice (popcorn). You have to kill people directly. But for the sake of scientific experiments, I had to wait until I was on the Tiger Star before I could do it. I'm afraid this is less than the probability of panda blood, it's not that I'm bragging, I'm afraid that there won't be one among tens of millions or tens of thousands of men. Especially since we stopped in the clouds for a while on the way to Tiger Star, and that's it. I almost had my veins exploding!

Correct! When I got to the Tiger Star, although I had never been to this place, I would often dream in my dreams, and I would dream that there was a good meadow for marriage, which was really comparable to Simmons Simmons.

Guanyin asked me if it was? When I saw it, I was stunned, it was really as I had seen in my dream, and the grass was as green as a bed.

And guess what, it's the books that are hated when they are used. Or which pot doesn't open the pot. When it comes to the critical moment, pick the pick.

Guanyin wants me to go up, but I am like a person who walks at night. When I went out, I said to myself that I was not afraid, and when I arrived at the destination, I remembered that there had been dead people in this place, as if all of a sudden there were ghosts surrounding me, and I was so afraid that my feet were weak, like a dog hunting in the mountains, and smelled the smell of a tiger, and I had to carry it on my back.

I think of the Buddha. I said to Sister Guanyin that I didn't dare, this was cuckolding the Buddha. I can't just try to be happy for a while, and spend my whole life living in fear, I have lost too much in this transaction.

Although Sister Guanyin has repeatedly emphasized. She is a fake Buddha with the Buddha, and it is before she is old-fashioned.

But then I thought of it, as if I thought of walking at night, where there was a dead man, an old man or a woman. Or, I'm not afraid if I can win. Bad is bad, at this time, people's memory is quite strong, and they remember that a strong master once also died.

I was ready to go, but suddenly I thought that Sister Guanyin had already talked to Zeus, the king of heaven, and she was the matchmaker of the queen mother. I was so scared that the turtle shrank its head again!

My cowardice made Sister Guanyin cry in a hurry, because time is very precious. Like Hitler, in the face of ice and snow, the attack on Moscow was extended, and as a result, a great defeat of mankind's plan for world unity was lost. Because we have to return to the surface, if Tiger Star suddenly falls into the ice, won't my cowardice ruin a great scientific experiment of mankind?

What lacks virtue is that I and the king Zeus are like brothers, the double pressure is on my head, friends and wives cannot be bullied, I know that I have committed it, how will I face the king in the future?

Sister Guanyin said that the king of heaven is not a person with a small belly, and said that the ghost wants you to put forward this great hypothesis, if you think it is a drudgery, even if you invite you into the urn!

…… In the end, we reached a happy agreement and completed the task as expected. After Bao Zheng finished speaking, he immediately peeked at Guanyin, afraid that Guanyin would blame himself for saying it too explicitly, as if everything was caused by Guanyin.

"Do I need to say that, God? Everything was said by Bao Zhengquan. Guanyin said.

"Speak! Tell me how you worked hard to breed this space seed man. If this experiment is successful, it will be a great credit to you. Let the world know that you have made a great contribution to science. Let posterity write it into the Bible and history. God said.

"It's so pathetic. When a fairy is not as good as being a country woman, she marries a husband casually, and when she is beaten, she will swagger around with her hands and waists, not only is she not ashamed, but she is still capable.

And I, waiting for the ghosts, I am afraid that others will see ......" Guanyin was so sad that she was crying.

Seeing this, the Queen Mother quickly came over and lifted her dress to wipe her tears for Guanyin, but she exposed her lower body, which made people, ghosts and gods cry and laugh. Because the Queen Mother has been a fairy for thousands or thousands of years, a P-share is so old that it has become the two big ears of an elephant. A trouser belt drum, which became a monk's rosary, hung on his stomach. If you save a lifetime and perish, you always compare five or eight years, and this is better than going to heaven.

"I don't think it's good to hold it hard, it's not as good as when I was pregnant with Sun Wukong, maybe I was young and strong at that time, and I was born hiding in the toilet alone. (Note: This sentence is an introduction to college students who hide in the toilet and give birth to cubs and go to class.) ）

At this point, what are you afraid of, you can only blame yourself for doing this at that time. There was no way to call Taishang Laojun, and the two lived together in a broken temple. It was thanks to his care that I was able to survive.

Every day, I watched Taishang Laojun become a shrimp back, and I kept hoeing and planting vegetables to support all the living needs of the two of us! Speaking of this, Guanyin cried so much that she couldn't go on, and was so sad by the past that she choked up and couldn't speak.

The Queen Mother lifted her long skirt again, wiping her tears for Guanyin with the same care as motherly love. The ears of elephants are like pumpkin leaves hanging on the branches of trees in the African jungle, and they are dyed iron-gray by late autumn.

"Go and sit down, your dress is so dirty, I smell so bad!" Guanyin stopped the sorrow in her heart, and whispered to the queen mother, after all, this is the ** of the queen mother, although everyone knows that she always likes the Bodhisattva to wear a thousand-year-old clothes, one word: province, two words: cicada province, three words: save to die,......

"What a pitiful lonely man!" Guanyin then continued: "I see Taishang Laojun's old bones, and I want him to do less, and I will help." But he said that seeing a woman who was pregnant and still had to do things, it made him even more tired. He said that as long as he took care of me, every day was as happy as the New Year. I asked him why? He said that a person who had nothing to do was sadder than in prison, so calm that he was lying in a grave, and his mouth was full of bitterness.

When he said this, I treated him as my own child, and went according to his temperament, as long as he did not fall into the water and drown. He could only let me watch while he hoeed, and he couldn't let me help.

One day I said to Taishang Laojun that I would leave him when I gave birth, because I am not an idle god, and I have my work to do. He didn't say a word and left me to go to the back of the temple.

As he was leaving, I remember seeing his eyes twinkle and think about it if he was crying, was it the tears that were glinting? So I went to see him secretly, and sure enough, I saw him lying on a big rock and hiding his face and crying bitterly.

I asked him why he was crying? He said he wanted to be my son! I didn't want to say anything more, I just held him in my arms and cried with him until it was dark. ......" Guanyin was once again moved by himself to a handful of snot and tears, and was so choked that he couldn't speak. (To be continued.) )