440 Guanyin uses 3D printing to replicate Bao Zheng
(Bao Zheng claims to be a space seed man, and three-D printing to save life is the goal of future high-tech!) This is the greatest contribution of this book, not to mention impossible, was it possible to use computers a hundred years ago? Like it, friends? )
"What can I do about this, the corpses have all decomposed and deteriorated, can I still save them?" The Queen Mother asked Guanyin Niangniang.
"If there is help, dig a pit in the sand and copy it with 3D printing." Guanyin Niangniang said.
You said that the people who had just died were saved, but this is not surprising, but the corpses have been stinking and rotting and deteriorated, can they still be saved? The queen mother's face is ashamed, and she wants to die, why has she become worthless by the times? Why don't you know how to use 3D printing to replicate the dead dead? It's really young and has no money to buy it.
Zeus, the king of heaven, looked triumphant, thinking that if I got married in the future, I might be able to take God's place, smart, capable, and beautiful. Yes, the king Zeus has been staring at Guanyin, especially the beauty of the flesh on his face, which makes him think of Chang'e, in contrast, Chang'e is Chai B, he once jokingly said to Bao Zheng, 'Chang'e is Chai B'.
Now that he is going to marry Guanyin, that chubby face makes him look like a bird () filled in the blank by the reader.
"Dig a pit!" Guanyin Niangniang said to Zeus, the king of heaven.
"Oh!" Zeus, the king of heaven, was so frightened that he shrank his feathers and came back to his senses from the gods.
He used a trident (thunder staff) to make a few sharp strokes and cut into a small sea.
"No, no, please get sick, copy Bao Zheng in your pit, do you tell him to lie down or stand? Standing will stand against the sky, lying down will cross the sea, okay? Heavy hands, stand aside, don't help. (Got a 3D printed resurrection program when designing the game...... )
The two second-hand goods were just watching from the side, and they couldn't help at all, because they didn't know anything, and they didn't know where to start.
Guanyin dug the pit to the same size as Bao Zheng's original body. Then put Bao Zheng's body in and cover it with sediment. Then he began to sit down, put his hands together, close his eyes, and recite the spell in his heart: Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Quickly Transform the Dead Corpse into a Living Person. He is the Wenqu star in the sky and cannot die. I can't die.
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"Hurry up, help me get on my shoulder, this is so heavy." This is the mountain god and the little god finch, they are getting an old man who grows vegetables nearby.
"How do you tell me to help you, I'm just a little god sparrow. This plague old man has two hundred pounds. The little god said angrily.
"This is to get the bag to change the corpse, it's light, it's not useful?" The mountain god explained.
"The devil wants you to be lazy, if you had taught them to pull aside, they wouldn't have hit the rocks. Mahjong all night every day, it looks good to die in hemp. I know that when Gao Shen comes, he can't become a ghost, pit daddy! "The little god is angry, because he said that he was going to his boyfriend's house for the night today, doesn't this delay a good meal, it's really annoying!
"Blame me? All the crows in the world are black, since they have done it alone. Who doesn't go to play mahjong as soon as they stop and have nothing to do? Unless the cicadas can't fight. "The mountain god is also putting forward his own reasons, all in all, there are fewer sins if you are reasonable, the premise is, you have to say the reason yourself, otherwise you will be wronged and the ghost will be killed.
This is a plate of medicine, a plate of mold medicine, all of them are the smallest bad gods, and no one puts the other in their eyes. Tricked a farmer in, put it down with ** medicine, and was also put into a burlap bag. It's just that I can't get on my shoulders and let the mountain god carry it to be resurrected. So is this a ghost? It can be said that it is not, because except for borrowing the old man's body, everything else is true, especially Bao Zheng's knowledge. Of course, this also includes thoughts.
These two little gods can't help it, there is not enough magic to transport the fake corpse to the place where Guanyin Niangniang wants to use it, and the two of them are crying angrily: "As a mountain god, I still live like a shitman, I don't know whether I am alive or dead, go and fight him." Dead in Mahjong Limo comes back? ”
"You should be a dog to eat, that is, you can say that you can win oil, didn't you play mahjong every day before, and there was no accident! This is shit luck, if you don't play mahjong, you will also have an accident, is there a way? The mountain god was also so angry that he retorted, telling the little god that if a person walks into the shit luck, even if he carries a bodhisattva on his back, he will encounter a ghost, and he should not complain.
Because it had been too long, the old man's anesthetic in the burlap bag began to fail, and the inside of the bag began to squirm.
However, here Guanyin is sitting in front of the 3D printing duplicator, and has been pretending to recite some ghost scripture, waiting for the mountain god and the little bird god to get the old farmer, because the time is too long, a handful of urine will suffocate Guanyin so much that B is about to swell and bloom, and it is certain that he has wet his pants.
The Queen Mother on the side is almost in the state of mind of watching the excitement, and it is also the natural mentality of people, thinking that if you mess up this product, the master will look good, what kind of ghost high-tech do you want to use? If you can really revive this stinky corpse, then there will only be you Guanyin Niangniang in the world from now on, my queen mother will go to find a river by herself, jump into the river and die, I will become a waste, don't waste the rice in the world.
Zeus, the king of heaven, is standing in the middle, his thoughts are two concepts in his heart, and he wants Guanyin 3D printing to be copied successfully, because this is a weight to brag about in the future. But there is also a desire to hope that this product will not succeed in it, because things are always relativistic, if this thing can be saved by a stinky corpse, then the living person will be killed, it may be higher than my Thor, and if you marry this product in the future, do you dare to engage in a mistress? I'm afraid of right and wrong.
Of course, these two goods are just thinking about it, and when they are not bad enough to go around in circles, this will not make things worse.
Of course, Guanyin is not a piece of wood B who only cares about reciting her own scriptures, she is also using her brains, why hasn't she brought the living yet? Is there something wrong with the source? I'll have to take a look, but, but I'm surrounded by two men guarding me, and I'll have to cut them apart first.
Thinking of this, Guanyin had to begin to reverse the authority, and the tone of the following order said: "In order to succeed in 3D printing and copying, please Tianwang and Niangniang each go out to the left and right for ninety-nine eighty-one steps, and you can't look back here without my shouting, this is high-tech shy." ”
Sure enough, Guanyin's counterattack was established, in order to be more mysterious and also afraid that some of them would really look back, Guanyin casually raised a handful of dust, made the position of his statue like in the clouds and fog, fixed the raised sand and dust in the air, and then withdrew himself in the raised dust.
Guanyin hung himself in the air and fixed his eyes, and saw the two second goods crying helplessly, so he slowly fell in front of them and said: "Waste, if you can't take it, you won't send a fax?" Usually die in the game.,Goose.,When you get into business, you become a ghost.。 Didn't educate you? If you want to rehearse it a few more times, you'll die in the game as soon as you leave it. Fighting monsters and monsters in the game every day, there is a serious karma of fighting monsters and monsters in the world? I don't know whether I live or die, and I don't think about what is the future job? ……”
"You just scold me, you don't care if Grandpa Mountain God plays mahjong every day? Woo woo woo ...... "The little god bird was criticized by Guanyin fiercely and cried.
"No wonder, your eyes are so low, the people who play mahjong every day are all old, weak, sick and disabled, you will die if you raise your eyes a little higher?
Are you going to be a little finch for the rest of your life? Not looking for progress? Do you want to stay in this forest for a lifetime, this is just your kindergarten, you can't manage it because you are still young, you have to take care of yourself, and you will have to fly to the sea in the future. "Guanyin Niangniang is making up for the loss of the little finch.
The mountain god is holding a cane, saying that it is a crutch, but in fact it is a small bamboo pole that he picked up casually, and he is selling the old with the old, half shrimping his waist, raising his head like a turtle looking up to the sky with his mouth open, waiting for the number of Guanyin Niangniang! However, all he waited for was Guanyin Niangniang's cold eyes, which made the mountain god feel that he was insignificant in Guanyin Niangniang's eyes, so he shed a sad old tear.
When Guanyin has been counting the little god sparrows, the mountain god has been staring at the ambition of the little god bird, he thinks that this is 10,000 times better than the little god sparrow, and it can also cause his spring heart to be tidal, but because he made a little mistake, so the mood is not very high, and it is also in half cold and half hot, so that the physiological function is also in half up and down. This is also the main reason why the mountain god has always maintained a half-shrimped posture.
Of course, this is not daring, because Guanyin Niangniang is sacrosanct, and it is a capital crime to appear in front of her when a turtle raises its head, just like a certain country, in a public place, it is dealt with as a strong X rape V criminal. (So the country's shorts manufacturers always lose their mothers, and the reason is up to the sisters to think?) )
"Look at it, play less games in the future, you are neither a god or a rich second, don't follow those rich children all day long to fool around. They just committed a capital crime, and some mothers and fathers used money to stuff it, and if you commit it, you will die, otherwise there are still people in the world who are afraid of poverty? Guanyin Niangniang was in front of the little god sparrow, practicing the fax operation for her to see.
Guanyin dug a small pit in the ground and put the burlap bag into the small pit, because after a long time, the old man's anesthetic in the bag had already faded, and he stretched his waist in the bag. This is equivalent to a corner of the paper falling on the ground for a long time, and when you put it into the fax machine, you have to sort it out first.
"Live, press that horn!" Guanyin is teaching the little god sparrow.
"Cover it with dirt." Guanyin is teaching the little god the second step again.
"Come where I'm standing and stomp my feet." This is the third and last step of Guanyin's teaching the little god sparrow, just like pressing the send button.
"Is that enough, Guanyin Niangniang?" The little god bird asked.
"You think it's the top of the sky? Just remember these steps in the future, do you think those who sit in the office are so smart? Phew, some of them can't even wear their pants neatly, so they don't rely on these few hard sets.
Do you know how they came to be? It is an electronics major that has been studied for several years. Is it that a pig has learned to use its mouth to push these times? People develop the earth, and this thing is done by cyborgs, and real people spend the rest of their time traveling except for using their brains. (To be continued.) )