"You say, you have the audacity to say it, as long as there is evidence, there is evidence, how did I become a broken jar? Make it clear, if I hit you again, I'll be a dog. "It's amazing, Guanyin is really 10,000 times more female than a female man, no wonder, thousands of years of cultivating immortals, you say that people are broken jars, there is something sadder than this in the world?

"You Guanyin should remember the original trick when you speak, if I point it out, don't beat me like crazy anymore. I mean, if you go to God's name and be a secretary for a while, isn't the unspoken rule just to be a junior? The Queen Mother said that there was no way, and she was almost forced out by Guanyin's torture.

"When you die, who says there must be an unspoken rule when you are a secretary? Someone dead in you? I'm going to tear your B mouth to shreds your B mouth and tear your B mouth into a cow B today! You are ghostly, famously introduce the opposite to the master, and take the opportunity to engage in the king Zeus behind his back, and use the master as an earthworm hook to catch the fish of Zeus, the king of others, and he is already too old to him...... "Before he finished speaking, he really tore it, this was after hitting with his fist, and he kicked the queen mother's lower body with his foot, and then he really put his finger into the queen mother's mouth.

Goose! The Queen Mother was also stupid when she heard it, she was really a matchmaker for Guanyin and said that she was marrying the king Zeus, how did she become taking the opportunity to engage in the king Zeus by herself? Have you done it? The Queen Mother couldn't remember, as if she had thought like this, but she didn't dare to take the initiative, as for a long time ago, that is, it happened by chance, that is, the king Zeus inadvertently drank the blood of the deer, the blood of the deer is 10,000 times stronger than the aphrodisiac, in order to save the life of the king Zeus, only in the last resort let the king Zeus vent.

"Ouch, Mommy, please stop kicking my B, oh my! It hurts me too! "The Queen Mother became a ghost, with a cloak and a bloody face.

"Tear your B mouth!" Guanyin has also become, as the ancients said, killing three thousand enemies and self-damage eight hundred, Guanyin was also made not like a person and a ghost, because the queen mother did not fight back at all, it was impossible, and she had already torn Guanyin's shirt into a broken net, and the two ambitions of Guanyin were all leaked out, and when the body shook and shaked, it was like two little white rabbits racing.

Guanyin's heart was bleeding, she knew that the Queen Mother was an ignorant person, and she might have been a poor child when she was a child, and she would definitely not have much knowledge. Goose, but much to the surprise of Guanyin, not to say ignorance, or to use ignorance to describe it is far from enough, to say that the master broke the jar, this is far from the concept of ignorance.

He has been like a day for thousands of years, guarding himself like jade, and living a life of passing the threshold every day, for fear that he will lose his name as a jade girl. Goose, why did you run into a ghost today, dreaming of falling on a cow stake and waking up to become a **?

Thinking of this, Guanyin kicked the queen mother's lower body with her foot again, because the force was too strong, Guanyin's foot was kicked into the queen mother's womb, and the queen mother couldn't help biting her teeth in pain, and just bit off one of Guanyin's fingers.

In this ten-thousandth of a second, Guanyin thought that he really tore open the Queen Mother's B mouth and shed a lot of blood, goose, and when he felt so painful, he realized that it was the Queen Mother who bit off one of her fingers, and the blood was all out of the broken fingers.

"Hey, the Queen Mother has become a mad dog, biting off the fingers of the master, and the father is killed! Hey, hey, it's painful! Guanyin spun around with his left hand and his right hand, as if a dog wanted to bite off a worm on his buttocks with his mouth, causing only a little bit.

The Queen Mother also felt so strange, she felt that she didn't use any ghost strength, it felt like eating a banana, she just bit off something with her mouth up and down, and her first consciousness didn't seem to be Guanyin's fingers, but thought of it as a shameful deer whip. It's also a ruthlessness that I can't stand it...... It may also be that the Queen Mother has the wrong intention, and the mind in her heart mistakenly thinks that her fingers are wild and is making trouble, and if she doesn't bite it off, she will kill herself and shame me!

When the Queen Mother found out that she had bitten off Guanyin's finger, she also began to be a little afraid, did she cause trouble, you must know that this is already the person of Zeus, the king of heaven, at least she can't get over her face.

Goose! Thinking of this, the queen mother also started crying, she was crying, she had to increase the accelerator, I will cry if you cry, see who cries more and who is really sadder? This is back to the nature of children, who are waiting for their own adults to come, and see who cries more means who is more fooled.

Guanyin Niangniang has a real pain in broken fingers. The Queen Mother has the real pain of being kicked into ** by Guanyin, and it may be more painful than Guanyin, looking down, the same blood flowed into a river!

The Queen Mother really cried, as if she had received a fatal blow, and death was in an instant. "You should only break the jar and kick open the lord's, the lord still wants to marry her husband and give birth to cubs, this has shed so much blood, can you still give birth to cubs in the future?" Oh my God! Broken jars, broken jars, broken jars. ……”

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Zeus, the king of heaven, went out alone for a while, and heard that Lu Bu was a great hero, and he also brought a peerless beauty. Thinking about himself, he is also an unusual goods, if he meets Lu Bu head-on, he is holding a beautiful woman in his hand, I am waiting for a bare-bones commander, and I am ashamed to die!

Thinking of this, the king Zeus returned the same way, and wanted to walk with the queen mother and Guanyin, if he met Lu Bu, on the cleverness of the queen mother or the cleverness of Guanyin, the mother can say that this is the fiancée of the king, Guanyin can pretend to be shy and say that I am the girlfriend of the king Zeus, which is so face-saving.

The thing is also, except for Guanyin, the king of heaven, can make him get his hands on it, and he is also more handy, and the others have become tattered, what Hera is the queen, and she has become an old mother, and she is her own sister, don't say that it has become an old pickle, and the word "X" is also ashamed of me.

Indeed, if Zeus, the king of heaven, wants to get his hands on Guanyin, he wants to take it with him in front of his colleagues or in public places, so that people can see that he is okay and has a decent mother by his side. Of course, Guanyin, who wants to be tall and tall, has a good look, and is a divine flower (compared to the school flower. ）。

When the king Zeus came to the side of the queen mother and Guanyin Niangniang not far away, he heard the two mothers scolding each other for not being a thing. Definitely.

People have curiosity, and so do immortals, and Zeus, the king of heaven, wanted to know what was going on, so he suddenly stopped moving forward and became a ghost with ears on the wall. The worst result is, of course, listening to something that should not be heard, Guanyin is a broken jar. The Queen Mother was pointed out by Guanyin that she had gotten herself.

The king Zeus recalled that Guanyin was true, that is, when he went to get Chang'e to go home from the desert, he drank the blood of the deer when he was so thirsty that he was dying, causing the blood of the deer to produce sperm, and the queen mother wanted to find a bison or a passerby woman, so that the king Zeus could vent, otherwise he would die of swelling.

As a result, I didn't find any mother goods that could let the king Zeus vent, and in the desperate situation, the queen mother had to stand up and save the king Zeus from life and death. I also thought of putting the overall situation first, if the king Zeus died, he would not be able to pass the fatherhood of God, and considering that no one would thunder and rain, the common people and hundreds of millions of fish would all die in a long drought without rain.

This phenomenon caused the theological recognition of Guanyin by Zeus, the king of heaven, to reach an extraordinary level, because it happened in the desert where no one cared about it, and if Guanyin's theology was not high, he would not have known about it.

There is one who knows one thing and does not know the other. Zeus, the king of heaven, didn't expect that Guanyin was not talking about this time, but a misunderstanding that occurred, that is, wiping his butt with the queen mother, Guanyin only saw the end, thinking that they were after the whip.

When Zeus, the king of heaven, heard them scolding each other for being ugly, he wanted to go over and persuade them after hearing it clearly, after all, they were all high gods, and it was too indecent.

Just got up and was about to walk over, only to hear a snap, this is the Queen Mother tore Guanyin's corset, such as breaking an iron cage, and released two little white rabbits to run wildly on Guanyin's chest, which stunned the king Zeus.

What can I do? Persuaded in the past, it will definitely be seen more clearly, it seems that these two goods are not very smart, if they are buttoned up by their hooligan hats, on the grounds of persuasion, to see the beauty to show their milk, this pot of porridge ghost said clearly?

Goose! Zeus, the king of heaven, thought to himself, I might as well just peek here and kill the eggs! Yes, a mature big girl, if she has a good figure and is very beautiful, will these two little white rabbits be bad? Definitely.

(Laughing to death, when I was still a child, I watched two women in the production team fight, and they were all torn to the core...... I'm the only one who is the male. ）

There should always be a time when things are tough, and the king Zeus really can't get by, especially when he sees the queen mother, the blood in her lower body is so bad that both feet are dyed red, will you die and don't you bite the bullet?

"What's going on with you? Oh my God......" Zeus, the king of heaven, came out of the wall and stood between the two women.

"What the hell is wrong with you? What kind of system? Are they all high gods, do you have such a big fight with each other? "It's God who is also coming quickly.

So how does God know? Goose, who of you executives in the world doesn't have a personal secretary, a desert dog and the like by your side, in case you have something to report a letter or something. Naturally, these two high gods at the level of Niangniang have their own little gods flying in the sky above their heads, just to report accidents.

"It was the Queen Mother who first said that I was a broken jar and broke my heart, and I wanted her to tell who this person who broke my jar was, and she said it was God. The reason is that I used to be a secretary in God's name, and after the unspoken rules, I became a broken jar......" Guanyin preemptively put out what he thought of to say. (To be continued.) )