"Wronged, a great wrong, more wronged than Dou E (you don't care which dynasty Dou E is, pants are worn like this.) ), the master made a mistake and said that you broke the jar and broke it, and you forced the master to say who this person is, and I can only say you and God, because you have been a secretary in the name of God, and the unspoken rules of society, the life and death of the secretary is the junior, and the master is not absolute. After kicking the master, he won't give birth to cubs, woo woo...... "The queen mother is crying, crying, a handful of snot and tears, sad to the extreme."

"Woooooo Guanyin also hurriedly cheered and cried: "It was the king Zeus who said to go to see the formation of the two armies together, and she said to wait a minute." When the king Zeus went away, she asked her to go to powder, but she didn't look good, so she said that she didn't powder and wasted time, so she said that she was a broken jar. Ye was afraid that when this sentence was heard by Zeus, the king of heaven, it would ruin the honor of his life, so he forced her to tell the truth, and if she couldn't say it, she would beat her to death, and she would say that she had gotten God! Hurry up and ask, if you die, God is right in front of you......" Guanyin said the reason without adding or subtracting.

God listened to Guanyin's self-statement, and happened to see that Zeus, the king of heaven, was also present, it didn't matter if he had boils on his white flesh, but it was not easy for Guanyin's sister to guard herself like jade for thousands of years.

But is this such a simple thing to say that there is no really nothing? You have to show the sincerity of telling the truth, and when you think of this, God knelt down and said, "I kneel before God and swear, (It is not surprising that I kneel before myself and swear, like a wedding host, I will preside over my own marriage, this is a truth.) I'm going to prove that Guanyin didn't her.

But I only promise that I haven't done it myself, and as for the current society, I won't say much, I can only represent myself. In terms of convention, the secretary is almost the taste of the junior, I thought so at the time, but when I can't take out the silver in my pocket, I don't even dare to be hard, you just give people their own salary, of course, this is only a pure secretary.

Let's be honest. I didn't become a secretary because I was honest, but I couldn't take out enough money to please my subordinates, the so-called secretaries, and the society was very realistic. It's all worth what you pay for, although it's okay to be brutal, but it's easy to cause a fire in the backyard, and people will sue you if you have the opportunity! Ten corrupt officials who fell from power died in not putting enough money in the secretary, so they simply said that the junior was forgotten.

As for what the Queen Mother said. Guanyin worked as a secretary under my name, and from the unspoken rules, this has become a broken jar, which is the universality of the moment, and some parties still think that it is inevitable, and choose beautiful girls to be their secretaries.

Please don't look at me that even though I'm God, sometimes I'm always worried about doing things. For example, take the matter of being a secretary, I know that Guanyin is against Zeus, the king of heaven, she thought that the purpose of being a secretary under my name for a period of time was to make some dowry money, and she was afraid that she would quarrel with her husband in the future and be scolded for only bringing a piece of light B to marry her husband, which is the most headache for all girls in the world.

I thought about the fact that I could only give people a monthly salary. If you can't take out extra money, the secretary has no extra obligation, which is a natural principle. If God can pretend not to understand, first hurt others and then can't afford to pay money, is there such a God in the world who doesn't know the rules? Definitely.

In addition, I am also a little afraid of Zeus, the king of heaven, although he is my subordinate, he has his own unique skills, and he can thunder. I'm going to his fiancée and I didn't pay for it. It is a seduction and rape, and it can be charged, and people have paid it without getting the corresponding remuneration, and after she and the king Zeus get married. With a pillow blowing, a thunder thundered me to death, there is no God in the world, to whom does the one who has sinned confess?

Did the Queen Mother hear what I said? God is crying out to wake them up.

"I heard you!" The Queen Mother responded.

"Did Guanyin hear that?" God also wants Guanyin to wake up.

"I heard you!" Guanyin almost agreed.

"Did Zeus, the king of heaven, hear me?" God likes to be impartial.

"I heard you!" Zeus, the king of heaven, was also afraid of saying one more word, since they all used only three words. Don't make a fuss yourself, know that this is an extraordinary time.

"You all admit that you have heard it, and it will be settled, and no one will say it again. You can think freely in your heart, but you can't just talk about it. Especially regarding the issue of women's chastity, it is really difficult to keep it all the time.

Heavenly King, let me ask you, they all say that people who have a virgin plot are a disease, do you have a virgin plot? God really asked.

The king of ......heaven did not know what to say, but knew that this was a question for God to consider.

"What, what, what, whatever, if you don't speak, I'll talk to you for you. You must have, people who don't have the plot of Sister X are another kind of people, that is people who can't even eat, and they have the right to talk about what kind of ghost taste to eat, if they will give birth to cubs, a piece of cow B will do. Speaking of which, has your heart gone up, Zeus? "God is a little drunk today, and he is not only straight, but he also likes to take the initiative.

"That's right, God, a woman is like a bowl of rice, do you want to eat the rest of what others have eaten? This should not be called the Z sister plot, but should be called the idea of starvationism. Zeus, the king of heaven, pandered to God's will.

"Yes, some people are so bad that they choose to eat only one bite of some food, so that others will starve to death if they don't eat it?" God is referring to Sang and scolding Huai, which means that Zeus, the king of heaven, has also made a lot of virgin sisters.

"Ouch!" The Queen Mother was so in pain that she thought of crying out to get God's attention, and she should always find a way to get some money for the medical bills.

"Ouch hey!" Guanyin was also really in unbearable pain: "It hurts me to death, if only Hua Tuo was here, hey!" ”

"Zeus, the king of heaven, what about Hua Tuo? This even bites off your fingers, doesn't it connect to the upside? You are a high god, and you will marry Guanyin in the future, is it okay to bring a remnant to mix in society? "God wants the king Zeus to hand over Hua Tuo, to pick up the fingers for Guanyin, and to look at the lower body for the queen mother.

Zeus, the king of heaven, suddenly knelt down in front of God and said, "God spare, I have crossed Hua Tuo to help me find the beauty of the East, I am afraid that I will not be able to catch up for a while." ”

"Look at your bear statue, stand up and sit down and talk slowly, what the hell is going on?" God doesn't believe in his eyes a little, and always thinks that he is a little afraid of Zeus, although he is a level higher than Zeus, but Zeus's unique stunt thunders, which makes God feel a headache, so God does not dare to offend Zeus casually in many things.

Goose! Is this a ghost in front of you? Isn't this the famous king Zeus? It seems that he is really God, right. I used to hear that a mouse bit a cat to death, it seems to be fake, a mouse is a mouse after all, the same reason, I am God, God is God after all, and you can't be afraid of anyone and anything.

Everything in the world is the same, as long as you can keep your depth, the other party will not be able to touch your bottom, and since you can't touch your bottom, he will not dare to despise your authority...... You look at this dog's day society, high-level people always don't often mix among low-level people, isn't it just to maintain their own coffin depth, I'm afraid that once people touch the end, the tall image will become poor in donkey skills.

Of course, the king of heaven Zeus knelt down for the sake of safety, thinking that he couldn't be a god twice, borrowing the auspicious words of the ancients: A man has gold under his knees, first be a grandson to save his life, this person is above ten thousand people, and if he comes again, he is afraid that he will not be able to cultivate!

"Hua Tuo was originally invited by Bao Zheng to bring the dead back to life. Didn't Helius Sun God just see Leda Lady in the courtyard with no cloth in her morning makeup when he was driving a sun car? He dared to throw the sun car on the way to play with the beauty he saw, and was killed in Leda's stomach.

In order to solve the case of the dereliction of duty of the sun god, it is necessary to bring the dead back to life. This leads to the story of inviting Hua Tuo. Later, because the sun god may be the illegitimate son of the high god, although he committed a capital crime, he could not kill him, so he thought that the sun god was a beautiful man, so he let him marry an ugly girl to atone for the crime. (This is detailed in the earlier chapters.) ）

But this ugly girl is really too ugly, and the sun god doesn't want to live or die. As a result, Hua Tuo was asked to give this ugly girl a facelift, and he went to see it when he almost died, and asked Hua Tuo to rest assured that he was not to blame when he died.

When I saw Hua Tuo's beauty reference map, it was the beauty face shape he used as a reference for plastic surgery. I saw that these women were so beautiful, so I asked Hua Tuo who are these people? Hua Tuo said that it was all the beauties of their China, including the four beauties.

This makes me think that I will have time to get all these Chinese beauties in the future. At this time, Hua Tuo is going to do this. I also built a concentration camp for these beauties, which I learned from Hitler, just like the Jewish prisoner of war camp.

Now these beauties are all here, only the first of the four beauties, China's first beauty Xi Shi. There may also be Minchan, because I heard that Lu Bu brought Minchan to fight the Golden Fleece?

That's all I had to do with my capital sin, please be merciful to God! "Zeus, the king of heaven, doesn't know whose son he is, he only heard someone say behind his back that he is the illegitimate son of God, but he has never heard God himself say to him, which is also understandable, I am afraid that it will be difficult to do things after the point is broken, and it is good to avoid suspicion if it is not broken, this is a big unspoken rule of the high god world, and the king Zeus himself understands that at this time, he still cares if the ghost is true or false, and he will admit it first.

In fact, God doesn't know, because God is God, and there have been many women who have used their work to let God do things for themselves, and as soon as they feel pregnant, they will slip away. Later, God thought that this was okay, so he simply did not marry a wife, and what he wished to come was that if he married, he was afraid that he would get tracheitis. (To be continued.) )