At this time, Bao Zheng came to the king Zeus, although he hadn't seen him for a long time, but Zeus was still very friendly to Bao Zheng, he always felt that although this Bao Zheng was smart, he would never harm others with his own cleverness or make fun of others with his cleverness. 【Fengyun Reading Network. 】

"It's been a long time!" The Heavenly King said with a smile.

"Yes, you told Leda that you wanted Helen to perform a dance, and whoever doesn't know it is a fake." Bao Zheng's idea is not rancid?

So the king came to Lida and whispered, "If you want Helen to do a dance, whoever can't do it will be a fake." ”

"Helen dances." Leda said.

"What dance?" Helen said.

"Rose Dance." Leda said.

"You guys jump together, what doesn't work is fake!" The King of Heaven said.

Two young girls started jumping at the same time. They are all without a single cloth, and the dance is so beautiful that they want men to die. How is it that there is no difference?

The men drooled at the sight and wet their pants at the same time. The dance floor was like a cloud, and everyone present was stunned.

"Good, good, good!" Lu Bu shouted three times in a row.

Once the silence is broken, the voice becomes a hodgepodge of gossip, and everyone can say whatever they want. Hua Tuo said that it was wonderful. Di Renjie said that the fairy descended to earth. Bao Zheng said that the dance art is amazing. Zeus, the king of heaven, said that neither of the two bs would be terrible. Xiang Yu said that he hated no eggs. Lu Bu will only say good, good.

The First Emperor said, "Who is my Helen?" ”

Because they were all spinning around on the dance floor when they danced, and listening to Qin Shi Huang say who was their own Helen, the two women walked towards Qin Shi Huang.

Leda saw that something was wrong, so she reacted quickly and said, "Who is my daughter Helen?" ”

The two women approached Leda at the same time.

"Since it's both, ask mom Lida to ask her daughter Helen to dance again, it's beautiful anyway." Lu Bu said.

"Jump one more." Xiang Yu hurriedly helped, firstly, he wanted to see it himself, and secondly, he wanted to help Lu Bu.

Seeing this, Bao Zheng thought that it was time to speak, don't let the two heroes talk recklessly for a while, which makes people lose face: "The king of heaven wants Lida to ask Helen to dance again." ”

"Leda, let Helen jump one more!" Zeus, the king of heaven, accepted Bao Zheng's proposal.

"One more stunner." Leda said.

It's the same, but you can't tell the truth from the fake. This made the people present start to get bored. Yes, eating two meals of the same dish will make people feel tired of eating even bear's paws.

Bao Zheng pondered for a long time and said, "Does Lida know that her daughter Helen has other skills?" Since dancing is not as good as that of male and female, there is only one way to change it. ”

Lida is really a contradictory company in her heart at this time, is it good or not? Can I have two daughters if I can't separate them? I'm embarrassed to ask about it.

"Draw. Can you let them compare to paint? Leda said.

"Yes, right?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said to Bao Zheng, this is a habit of the king of heaven, as long as Bao Zheng is around, he always likes to listen to Bao Zheng first.

Bao Zheng smiled and said, "Yes." ”

"Yes!" Zeus, the king of heaven, read from the script.

"Let's compare and see who can't!" Leda said.

"Draw what?" Both Helen asked at the same time.

Lida felt very strange that she had been confused as a mother, and she really couldn't tell who was real and who was fake. I once saw a painting painted by Helen, and there was a painting called Zhanzhao Hard Egg Picture, which would make people look down on him if he said it out loud, which was too vulgar.

So Leda approached them, and the two girls put their ears close to Lida's mouth at the same time. Lida whispered, "Draw 'Zhan Zhao Hard Egg Picture'"

The two Helens smiled at the same time and went to paint each other.

Everyone present was talking. Zeus, the king of heaven, whispered: "There will definitely be a difference in painting, and when the painting is complete, Lida will know who is real and who is fake." ”

"I don't know, if I have the aura, I'm afraid everything will be in vain." Bao Zheng also whispered to the king of heaven that these were two people whispering earnestly.

The others didn't dare to say anything.

After a while, both Helen had finished drawing, and Leda walked over to look, and was so frightened that her eyes were about to fall out, and her mouth was open, and she was speechless for a while.

"Leda, let them all pick them up for everyone to see, is it the same?" The King of Heaven said.

"Pick it up and show everyone!" Leda said it with a red face.

Both Helens took their drawings in their hands and walked around. At the top of the painting, there are words written on the hard egg picture of Zhanzhao.

"What's going on?" Zeus, the king of heaven, was the first to break this silence.

"Which of you is real and who is fake?" Qin Shi Huang said.

"I'm real!" Both Helens said they were real.

Athena came to Leda and whispered, "Have you ever brought Helen to Genghis Khan's liking?" ”

"No, you're guessing too." Leda whispered the same.

"What then? It can't be both, and it can't be neither, can you tell from other aspects? For example, there is a birthmark on the P share. Athena was reminding Leda.

"There is no place where these two people are different and the same, I can see this clearly." Leda said.

"What do you think, Master Bao, you have come up with a good way to distinguish her, it can't be both?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

"I kept thinking about it, but I didn't bring it up before they got confused, and that's an afterthought, ignoring the time. Ask Di Gong, they might have a clever plan to separate the two of them from a male and a female! "Bao Zheng hit a pusher first, this can be regarded as a smart move, if Di Renjie can distinguish it, he has not reached out to protect his bottom line, if Di Renjie does not distinguish it, he can't argue that it is a tie.

"Di Gong, come and see, what kind of demon is doing evil?" The King of Heaven said.

I saw Di Renjie walking slowly in all directions, and whispered to the King of Heaven and Bao Zheng: "Didn't Genghis Khan say that he had an affair with one of the Helens, if this is the case, then one of the women must be **, and Mr. Hua Tuo can know it one by one!" ”

Bao Zheng was so angry when he heard this, thinking why didn't he think of it?

"Then we will ask Mr. Hua Tuo to check and check. Mr. Hua Tuo, you have to work hard again. The King said.

"It should be said that we are going to work hard again, do my eyes alone work? It's important for everyone to see the difference! Hua Tuo said.

"No, you are lawless, you have made a girl who is not yet an adult die, do you still have humanity?" Athena was not far away, and when she heard that the woman Helen was going to be examined between her legs, Athena disagreed.

"Can there be a good way, it's all come to this point, you just want to do it all?" The King of Heaven said.

Hua Tuo was just about to get up, when he heard Athena's words, he sat back in his seat, and looked at the faces of the king and everyone with his eyes, meaning to show everyone that he did not blame himself.

At this time, the two women snuggled up to Lida's arms, and when Lida saw that the scene was no longer good, she began to say, "Who is the mother of you two?" ”

"I am." "I am!" Both girls showed that they were real.

Lida also did this in a bad sense, but she suddenly remembered that Helen had crossed the threshold and broken through the skin of her eyebrow bone once when she was a child, and after a closer look, she didn't see the first one, and Lida felt that she could see it now. When she looked at the next one, a cool breath slowly walked into her heart, and there was no scar at all.

Lida is also a smart and capable woman, although Helen's fall has been broken through the skin of the eyebrow bone for some years, but the size will always leave a little trace, why can't it be seen at all? This may not be able to say yet, for fear that there is a heavenly opportunity in it.

"What are you looking at?" Athena knew that Leda was looking at the flaws between them, but she didn't know if she was looking at the size of her eyes or her nose.

"Can you see the difference between them?" Leda said.

I don't know how many times Athena began to look carefully again, mainly looking at her eyes, they were all the same.

Leda put her mouth close to Athena's ear and said, "Why don't you let them check their lower T's, is there a way to do this?" ”

"Cicada, there's something wrong with this, what if both of them are **? Aren't you pushing Helen to death? Athena knew it was a problem.

"It's a pity that we don't know what a virgin is and what isn't a virgin, what can we do?" Mother Leda also became helpless.

"You can make both of them spread their legs, you know." Speaking of which, Athena pulled Lida aside and whispered: "You break their b and see, the man **** will definitely be D bigger, and when the two see the difference, you will hold one to death, you know!" ”

Leda listened to Athena's words and nodded in agreement. Coming to the two girls, Lida began to say to everyone, "I'll take a look between their legs first, and ask you all to avoid them." ”

Lida asked both daughters to sit on the floor with their legs spread in front of her, and to Lida's surprise, upon closer inspection, both were the same again. This couldn't help but make Lida a little disappointed is a trivial matter, and her heart began to sour, she thought that if Genghis Khan said that it was true that he had a relationship with one of these women, then both of them were already **!

Immortals can't hide a sense of loss. Leda's performance made everyone present fussed, and they all followed the same lifelessness.

"It's not too late, Heavenly King!" Bao Zheng said.

"And what about these stinky things?" The King of Heaven said.

"You let them go home with their mother Leda if they belong to Helen, and stay if they don't." Bao Zheng knew that he was talking about P, but that's what he said.

"It's not early, whoever is Helen will go home with Leda." The King of Heaven said.

One hundred percent of the time, both women are admitting that they are Helen. So both women went home with Leda.

……

"Guanyin is pregnant. She gave birth to a Monkey King before, and she once made the sky uneasy, if she gave birth to another Monkey King, would this be okay? Jesus said.

"Let her give birth, now allow a second child." God said.

"It's the cub of Zeus, she's the girlfriend of Zeus, and she's the pimp pulled by the Queen Mother. If there is another Thor here, will it be a disaster for the world? "Jesus is sympathetic to the coming of the end of the world.

"You don't have to worry about it, they are the joy they find in their dreams, and they go to the Tiger Star to make fun, this is the seed man of space. Zeus, the king of heaven, is a cuckold, and someone else has done this task. God said.

"Who is this man?" Jesus was also curious.

"Let it be a heavenly machine for the time being, and you'll know when the time comes." Although God has a few cicadas, there are some things he also understands that there is no one in the world who is tight-lipped, and if it should be kept secret, it must be kept secret, and no one in the world will keep secrets more than yourself in this regard.

……

"Look at how you're getting clumsy, what's going on?" This is Taishang Laojun counting Guanyin.

Guanyin didn't even know that she was pregnant, so she felt comfortable day by day, and she became more and more stupid day by day. When he walked, his hands were like penguins, moving forward one by one.

"I remember sitting on a big rock for a while, as if I was dozing off, and then I ......" Guanyin said embarrassedly.

"And then what's going on, it's all come to this point, you see you've become a yellow-faced woman, and you're afraid to say who is a hooligan? Is it the old thief who harmed you? Taishang Laojun said.

"Don't be so narrow-minded, okay, you always like to say in front of me that the Buddha is not. When I dozed off, I dreamed of someone else! It's not as bad as you think. Guanyin said.

"Do you still have a bowl of porridge?" Taishang Laojun has been taking care of Guanyin's daily life.

This is an ancient temple deep in the mountains, although the temple is so dilapidated that it can no longer be dilapidated, and it will be in ruins if it is dilapidated. However, it happens that everything is still available, and it can be said that it is not long after the prosperity has passed, and it is a good place for the saint to calm down and recuperate.

"I don't want to eat it, this half bowl of porridge makes me feel like I've eaten too much, and I am so full that I can't bear to die." Guanyin said.

Taishang Laojun was wearing an apron, and his two hands were rubbing each other on the apron, because he was thinking about his thoughts, and these two hands kept forgetting to stop.

"I've been wondering, you said you're full, but your stomach isn't bulging at all, what's going on?" Taishang Laojun was still opening his mouth after speaking, half facing the sky and half facing Guanyin.

"You don't care so much, eat the rest of the bowl of porridge, don't spoil it, it's a pity, I see you bending over and hoeing every day, more and more shrimp backs!

I'm afraid that I'm pregnant, although I can't see a bulging belly, I was pregnant with Sun Wukong like this back then! Guanyin cried, tears rolling down her eyes.

"Come, sit down next to me!" Guanyin touched a handful of tears and said: "If getting married in a dream is also considered marriage, then we are already old husbands and wives, Sun Wukong, this child!" ”

Taishang Laojun became a very obedient child, and obediently came to Guanyin and sat down. Guanyin stretched out a hand to hold him in his arms, and said with guilt: "I have always thought you are not good-looking before, and I have never let you stick to my body." After Sun Wukong was born, there were rumors, and I have been avoiding you. ”

Taishang Laojun was drinking porridge, and before he could swallow it, the bowl was full again, and the tears flowed down his cheeks to his mouth when he drank it, and they all fell into the bowl.