462 Beauty Concentration Camp Chen Yuanyuan
(Chen Yuanyuan (1624-1681), the name Wanfen, the original surname was Xing Mingyuan.) A native of Wujin, Changzhou, China (in present-day Jiangsu). Bengu Su was a famous prostitute, and later a concubine of Wu Sangui, a famous general of Shanhaiguan at the end of the Ming Dynasty.
Chen Yuanyuan's original surname is Xing, his name is Yuan, and his name is Wanfen. A famous prostitute in Suzhou in the early Ming and Qing dynasties. The most widely circulated rumor among the people is the entanglement between Chen Yuanyuan, Wu Sangui and Li Zicheng.
Chen Yuanyuan's mother died early, and his uncle's surname was Chen. Can sing and dance, when the color art crown, it is called one of the "Jiangnan Eight Yan". When Chongzhen's cousin Zhou Kui wanted to seek a beautiful woman for the emperor to relieve his worries, Tian Wan later dedicated Chen Yuanyuan to Chongzhen. At that time, wars were still frequent, and Chongzhen had no intention of having fun. Chen Yuanyuan returned to Tianfu and was later accepted as a concubine by Wu Sangui.
According to legend, Li Zicheng broke through Beijing, his subordinate Liu Zongmin captured Chen Yuanyuan, and Wu Sangui led the Qing army into the customs. The poet Wu Meicun wrote "Round Song" for her: "Crying and crying, the three armies are all vegetarian, and the crown is angry and red." ”。 )
"What the hell are you, you still adopt Hitler's trick and keep beautiful women in captivity, do you want to die?" God is angry on the surface, but there is a child-like curiosity in his heart, what is this concentration camp like? What do these so-called beauties look like? With a double curiosity, why not make him guilty and drive the male dog away......
"Please God spare your child from dying, and let God take care of all these things?" Zeus, the king of heaven, was like a clever fish, knowing that he was not only eating a good piece of meat, but also a hook in the middle, so he had to spit it out quickly.
"Where are you, take us to see, it's really lawless, you raise beautiful women as fish, and you can catch one if you want to eat it in a concentration camp?" God takes his intentions as a word against Zeus, the king of heaven, which is called appropriation of consciousness.
Originally, God wanted to take me to see it, but this is too direct, and it is obvious that you are making a transfer procedure.
Two men stepped forward, but the two women followed behind like crazy women. The cape is still scattered, the blood is still bloodstained, the pain on the face is still the pain on the face.
They came to a remote mountain village, and at the foot of a hill to the east of the village, there was a row of abandoned pig farms...... Hua Tuo is returning from grocery shopping, which is preparing for the fire food of the day in the beauty concentration camp.
"Mr. Hua Tuo!" Hua Tuo was about to open the low room and go in, but was stopped by Zeus, the king of heaven.
Hua Tuo looked sideways, and in this ten-thousandth of a second, Hua Tuo was so frightened that he shivered, thinking that a group of ghosts had come to the door, because he had done a lot of bad things during this period of time.
"Oh, it's the king of heaven who is coming, oh, and ......" Hua Tuo was finally dumbfounded, God saw it clearly, but the bad name was let go like this, and the Queen Mother and Guanyin Niangniang, who would dare to use words like this? Even whether it was a human or a ghost was unclear for a while, which frightened Hua Tuo so much that he opened his eyes and opened his mouth to the sky, as if he was about to be dyed of thirst wanted to open the rain falling from the sky.
"Mr. Hua Tuo!" God said that God also knew Hua Tuo, and thought that if he took over the beauty concentration camp, he would still have to be managed by Hua Tuo in the future, so why not give Hua Tuo a good impression first?
"Oh, long live God!" Hua Tuo didn't know what to say for a while, since he didn't know, he would choose the best one, aren't people in the world afraid of death? The antonym must be long live, but Hua Tuo made a conceptual mistake, because God is an immortal, and an immortal may still be a short-lived ghost if he dies after 10,000 years.
Hua Tuo is a little secretive, because this concentration camp is the black factory of Zeus, the king of heaven, in today's words, who is God? It's the inspector, the inspector comes to see the black factory, and there are brains?
"Open the door and let God go in and take a look......" Zeus, the king of heaven, said while throwing a look at Hua Tuo, meaning forget it, let him see it, he can't hide anyway.
The first pigsty was locked up in Chen Yuanyuan, and God was stunned by the beauty of this woman as soon as he saw it! Goose, this is just the first glance, that is, a superficial understanding, and when I look at it again, the eggs are a little yellow and thin, and they are full of haggardness. No need to ask, it's not well waited.
God, who has his own opinions on the aesthetics of women, will not conclude that this woman is a substandard product because he is haggard for a while, he can see the future of this woman, and see that this woman is a beautiful woman with weight after recuperation.
"Mr. Hua Tuo, how are these women's fire food?" God estimated that it was caused by malnutrition, and he had to ask Hua Tuo for clarification.
God's question made Hua Tuo frightened, because people in the world will die if they are not greedy, and Zeus, the king of heaven, gave enough money for him to be kind to every beauty in the beauty concentration camp, and he was greedy to death, and greatly squeezed oil and water from the meal expenses of the beauties. Let's put it this way, he learned the ability of Zhu Bajie, at the beginning he divided a watermelon in two, and ate the half first. After walking a few steps, I don't feel like it, and I eat half of it, and that's only a quarter left. Hua Tuo is so ruthless that he eats half of this quarter, which makes the beauties not malnourished? Almost nothing was left to starve to death.
Zeus, the king of heaven, was also surprised, thinking to himself that Hua Tuo was a healer, how could he still learn the trick of corrupt officials? You, a dog-in-the-same guy, have medical skills and medical ethics, do you have to have an ordinary insatiable heart? I'm mad too!
Thinking of this, the king Zeus began to divide Hua Tuo, if God asked him how much money I gave him for the beauties, although the money I gave was enough for the beauties to eat and drink well, but it was also a little too little: "Go and medicine the two mothers first, and use the medicine well......"
Hua Tuo listened to the words of Zeus, the king of heaven, and separated himself from the three people, turned around and came to the two mothers. The two mothers are like women in the world, the three women are together, and if they don't sing a play, they won't call the three women: "Where did my sister come from, and what is her name?" This is the queen mother's first concern, and when she sees that the woman is a little haggard, she sympathizes.
"I am a native of the Ming Dynasty in the Central Plains, and the wife of the famous general Wu Sangui ......" Chen Yuanyuan raised his hand and covered his face with his sleeves and said in a weak voice, because he was hungry, and his spirit was insufficient.
"Invite the two ladies to come to the pharmacy for medicine!" Hua Tuo said with a deep salute.
"I'll take the medicine here, let me take this time to talk to this sister." This is a common problem of women, when the box is opened, the earthquake will not run, and it is better to die from the earthquake than to let the resentment in the stomach flatulence.
"Where's Guanyin Niangniang?" Hua Tuo wanted to take Guanyin to the pharmacy alone, when he was in the Central Plains, he had already wanted to touch Guanyin's skin with his hands, this time the opportunity finally came, you can take the opportunity to touch Guanyin while taking medicine, it will definitely be a dead person?
Guanyin was just about to get up and go to the pharmacy with Hua Tuo to take medicine, but when he thought that one of his fingers was still in the mouth of the Queen Mother, and at the same time saw Hua Tuo's lustful eyes, and when he thought of this, he also whispered: "Take the medicine here, one of my fingers is still in the mouth of the Queen Mother!" ”
"Do I have it in my mouth?" The Queen Mother couldn't feel a finger in her mouth, so she opened her mouth for Guanyin and Chen Yuanyuan to see.
Guanyin also felt strange, I didn't see the queen mother have vomited, could it be that she couldn't swallow it? "Niangniang, have you eaten?"
"No, they're all women, and they're all miserable, how could I eat one of your fingers?" The Queen Mother also wondered, she didn't swallow and vomit, why was it gone?
Both of these goods were mad at themselves, and after an inner battle, they went back to the past, and they spoke quickly and with a face.
As the so-called bystander is clear, these words made Chen Yuanyuan a little confused at first, after careful thinking, Chen Yuanyuan came to a boat without missing a needle, and the missing needle was found on the board.
Thinking of this, Chen Yuanyuan said: "The Queen Mother opened her mouth and let me see again, there is no leakage on the boat, and the leaky needle is found on the board, how can it be gone?" ”
The Queen Mother opened her mouth wider this time, because if she couldn't find Guanyin, she would fall off her finger and be crippled.
"Hey, isn't this in there, put a cow in a pen and look for it outside, really. It lies in the gums of the large tooth that have been stripped bare...... Hey, how big are you, Queen Mother, this big tooth is so big that you can't find a finger hiding inside! Chen Yuanyuan reached out to take it.
"Oh, oh......" The Queen Mother put her hand into her mouth because Chen Yuanyuan made her only speak in an oh sound.
"It stinks! Did the Queen Mother never brush her teeth? Chen Yuanyuan said, she took her finger in her hand and sniffed it, and handed it to the original subjective voice.
Guanyin took his finger and sniffed it, didn't say anything, only blamed himself for being impulsive and the devil, only frowned and sniffed it a few times in a row, and then it was like a child accidentally dropped a piece of meat when eating, because it was rare to eat, so he picked it up on the ground again, only rubbed it on the clothes on his body and put it in his mouth to eat.
Hua Tuo brought the medicine box and put the severed finger into the disinfectant to disinfect it first.
"We are all miserable women!" The Queen Mother began to pour out the bitter water in front of Chen Yuanyuan, like women in the world, it is best to speak in front of women who have just started contact, because the other party does not know her own details, which can be completely free to play in adding oil and vinegar.
"I've been an orphan since I was a child," the Queen Mother doesn't remember anymore, but this doesn't prevent the story from being told in its entirety: "If you weren't an orphan since you were a child, it would at least be equivalent to having no mother and no grandfather. This is a swearing, which means that both parents died early, causing their children to not get the good education they deserve. It is a family with no social status and good backwardness.
I remember that no one taught me to read, and that my wonderful childhood was spent in the landlord's house, and I was always herding cattle for the landlord's family. I'm not afraid of losing my ugliness, until I'm so big, I still wear the tattered landlord's house, and I always hit B to be so ashamed that I don't dare to walk through the crowd ......" (to be continued.) )