"There hasn't been a good day! It's all because of the lack of culture, and the poverty that made it deep in the past, and then when you have money, the dog can't change the, and everything will be endured day by day. I never catch up with fashion, and when I see others being fashionable, I say that others are fairy B. "The Queen Mother said so sadly, rich but not living a good life, this is a common disease of ignorant women, they have been poor since childhood, and the bitter water of poverty has soaked into their bones, causing wealth to be difficult to reverse.

"Aren't you a high god? So where did you spend your salary? Chen Yuanyuan took the hand of the Queen Mother and said intimately.

"I really responded to what many people said, keep the money to hit the gold coffin. The banknotes were all moldy and rotten, and the gold bars were buried underground. I was always reluctant to use it, thinking that I had survived eating bran for five or eight years. Sometimes I wear my pants so bad that I hit a B, but I still think in my heart, these damn five or eight years, I think, what are you afraid of? After five or eight years of eating bran, I survived. Sister paper, uneducated people are bitter! The Queen Mother said bitterly, while scanning Chen Yuanyuan's hanger with her eyes, her eyes stayed on an older cheongsam, of course, the new ones were also together, but her eyes didn't dare, just like those uneducated children who died early, their eyes dared to bully those who wore old clothes.

Chen Yuanyuan found that the Queen Mother's eyes were wrong, and turned his face to see what she was looking at? It turned out that the eyes of the Queen Mother had died on her old cheongsam, which made Chen Yuanyuan think of some men with low vision, who would be a little harder when they saw the ugly woman showing her milk, which shows that the Queen Mother is really ignorant, and she almost fell into the mentally handicapped, but how did she get mixed into the ranks of the high god realm?

Chen Yuanyuan, who is it? The famous prostitute flower in the Ming Dynasty (the one in the brothel, like the school flower. Good clothes will naturally be more than sold.

"Does Niangniang like this cheongsam? If you like it, wear it? Chen Yuanyuan only felt that he couldn't speak, a woman with a mountain of gold would pick up a woman's old clothes to wear, this is too against the sky, right?

"I'm afraid I won't be able to wear it, I'm old, and I'm still wearing your young people's clothes, and I'm ashamed." Niangniang said this in her mouth, but she was drooling greedily in her heart, she wanted to put on Chen Yuanyuan's old cheongsam that had been thrown away if she hadn't been forced to go, to lure, seduc, and confuse God, anyway, the two of them are dirty and scum.

Yes, the Queen Mother just saw too much of God's often rotten clothes, so she herself kept her clothes often rotten and exposed, and always thought that it was right to go with God. This reminds me of a high school friend of mine, I said, "What would it be like for smart people to follow smart people?" He said it would be smarter. With the cicada head? He said that if the cicada is strong, it will bring the cicada to the smart people, and if the smart people are strong, the cicada will also be smart. However, there must be irreversibility in it, a person who has reached the head of a cicada, do you still have the ability to be smart? Definitely not.

It can be seen that God is not smart, and God is stronger than the Queen Mother, so the Queen Mother's cicada is more cicada by God, and she is not ashamed of revealing B when she is dressed in tatters, but is proud of showing B, which is the misleading circle. Because the life circle of the mother is God, misled by this narrow circle, the cicada is not ashamed of the cicada.

Don't look at Chen Yuanyuan's willingness to wear it for the Queen Mother, this kind of voluntariness certainly carries a sense of oppression, and voluntariness is also divided into active and passive voluntary, this is passive voluntary, because people are eyeing your clothes, and they are old, are you embarrassed not to give them to others? Of course, it is also a kind of thinking in the period of persecution, otherwise, it will be lost, otherwise there will be no otherwise.

"Can you show me the fit?" The Queen Mother was already holding it in her hand and gesturing, and she was so overjoyed.

Chen Yuanyuan wanted to see your bear statue, he used to think that the Queen Mother was like that, but it turned out to be an ignorant fool.

"You take off the tattered king on your body and throw it away, put this one on, and take a few old ones home to change?" Chen Yuanyuan thought of simply being a favor, although this person has a few cicadas, but she is a high god after all, as long as she can take care of it, then this thing is going to be thrown away.

"Then I really took it, sister paper is not heartbroken?" The Queen Mother is comparing her heart to her heart, but she doesn't know how low her heart is, and how she can't even compare with the persecuted.

When the queen mother was undressing, she looked at Chen Yuanyuan and wanted to laugh, laughing was laughing, but she just didn't dare to laugh out loud, there were two reasons, one was that she was giving alms, and your smile did not rule out the meaning of ridicule. Moreover, the Queen Mother is a high god after all, and hard and simple have become her living habits, which is understandable.

But there is still something that makes Chen Yuanyuan laugh when he sees it, when the queen mother's two hands are stretched up, a trouser belt hangs on her waist, and the skin is rotten into beef, what does beef look like? Red. There was also a fishy and smelly smell inside, and a few maggots fell out of it, and at the first glance of one in 10,000, Chen Yuanyuan also thought that there were pockets in the queen mother's clothes, and the maggots were regarded as rice falling out of the pockets.

Goose! At the beginning, Chen Yuanyuan saw that there were three interfaces in the trouser belt, which made her pay attention, and there must be interfaces on the side, but she really saw that there were two more.

This time I still forbear, and I still forbear, and it was about to explode, so Chen Yuanyuan couldn't help but laugh so much that he knelt in front of the queen mother and said with tears in his eyes: "Niangniang! ……”。 As far as the word Niangniang can be heard clearly, the other words are mixed in with messy laughter, otherwise you can't laugh, because this is customs, and you can't afford to pay this tax.

"What are you talking about? Isn't it good-looking? "The Queen Mother really put it on.

"Except for a little tightness, the length fits best!" Chen Yuanyuan said that this made her laugh so hard that she braked and caused her to cough.

"Definitely, I'm fatter than you!" The Queen Mother simply picked up the treasure, and it was also a harmony.

"Niangniang, why do you still get this old toothless trouser belt to hang on your waist, doesn't it hurt? The meat stinks, and there are maggots, really! Chen Yuanyuan couldn't laugh anymore, and when he saw the tragic image of the mother in front of him, he felt a little painful: "I really don't know what the mother thinks, an old-fashioned trouser belt has four or five joints, and it can be discarded if it is untied and thrown away." ”

"Isn't this a habit, I've been used to wearing bucket pants since I was a child, and I can't do without this pants belt?" The Queen Mother, because the trouser belt is broken once and she has to hit a joint, naturally it is shorter, and naturally she hangs her stomach tighter, and eats her skin so badly that maggots have become the product of natural phenomena again, but she has always retained this most stupid traditional virtue to this day, which has become a habit for her to endure pain.

Goose! Will the Queen Mother listen to the empty talk? Well, let's take action. Thinking of this, Chen Yuanyuan opened the wardrobe and took out two good front pants, which were still wearing belts.

"Don't be reluctant, take away all your bucket pants and the same trouser belt as the pigline, and wear mine!" Chen Yuanyuan is really open-minded, even if he will be dressed in revealing B tomorrow, he has to move this compassion today.

Goose, the Queen Mother was dodging, but Chen Yuanyuan was pulling her to forcibly remove the bucket pants and trouser belt. Solve the ghost, because the trouser belt is too short, every time it is beaten to the death, and add a long time, the lard on the person (this sentence laughs at you and I don't care!) I've wrapped this bone in an antique pulp.

In the end, it was broken with a snap. The trouser belt was broken, and he was holding it in Chen Yuanyuan's hand, like a skinned snake, bloody. Then let's talk about this bucket pants, because the whole circle can not be included in it, so only three points are made, each point has a knuckle, every time you wear it, it is enough to buckle the knuckles of these three points into the skin and the trouser belt, which causes the pants to take away the pants and stick to the rotten skin of the person.

At this point, the Queen Mother was still holding on to her hands for fear that the pants would fly off: "Sister paper, if I wear your pants again, do you still have them?" Don't save alcohol and make others drunk! "Look at the bear statue of our great Queen Mother, who was drunk when she picked up the alms that people had lost.

"Don't you hide it from the Queen Mother, when I was a famous prostitute, I dared to wear this dress and dare to go out? You don't have to talk about it, you can wear it for three or five days at most and throw it away, otherwise you still want to pick up customers, unless you pick up some hooligans and mud legs, and the son-in-law and the old ghost are called Hua Poli?

Later, I was forced to still have this habit, you are reluctant to wear it if you have money, and I am reluctant to wear it. Our minds are very different. Chen Yuanyuan talked about when she was a famous prostitute, and a trace of imperceptible pride passed on her face, and her face suddenly became more beautiful.

"What is your family background?" The Queen Mother said.

"Aristocrats!" Chen Yuanyuan blurted out.

"No wonder, it turns out that you are a person who is used to living a rich life, and you are not afraid of others saying that you are a fairy B when you dress well, because it has always been like this. Isn't it, no one said you were in Fairy B? If you separate her body from her wisdom, her height is one meter seven, and her wisdom is between one meter and three or four, and it will not grow if she stops at the age of six.

"Haven't you really read a book? No knowledge at all? Chen Yuanyuan was almost rolling her eyes and looking at the Queen Mother, because the matter was so strange that she couldn't believe her eyes, is this the only god in the world in front of her? How is this possible? The image is like a beggar, the wisdom is like a madman, my dear mother!

"What's so strange about this, old society, you say how many women have read. I guess I guess that because I haven't read a book and am a few cicadas, I was coaxed into a fairy by those so-called smart people, saying that it is pure not to marry a husband, but they themselves are so sick that they are itching, and they have to steal people after marrying their husbands, and some people even sell their B as something ...... "goose!" As soon as these words came out, the Queen Mother felt that her mouth was like she had just eaten her cub, which was 10,000 times more uncomfortable than eating, because she suddenly thought that just now Chen Yuanyuan said that she was a prostitute. (To be continued.) )