"Did you get Shih Tzu?" As soon as Zeus, the king of heaven, entered the beauty concentration camp, he asked Hua Tuo if Xi Shi had come.

"It's so hard to get out, it's stuck, and I say I have to exchange it for the beautiful Helen!" Hua Tuo scratched his head with his hand and said.

"Who the fuck is so bullish B, Lao Tzu thundered him to death." Zeus, the king of heaven, said with a frown.

"It's Qin Shi Huang, who may have told him that there is a beautiful woman in the world who is more beautiful than Xi Shi!" Hua Tuo said helplessly.

"Can you take me to see it? Let's take a look at it first, if it's really beautiful, I'll use Helen to exchange, lack of virtue, Helen is my daughter, otherwise I want to be Xi Shi, with Helen I will shout Long live love! My own daughter, I can't do it! Zeus, the king of heaven, said with great regret.

"How can I say this, it's not necessarily really beautiful, it's just famous, and it may not be as beautiful as Chen Yuanyuan." Hua Tuo was trying to beat the Cold Heavenly King to get Xi Shi's heart.

"Goose! I'm fucking up a reputation, and to be honest, a woman has only two taels of fat on her legs. Isn't it now that I am carrying the wheat without a face, I will lose a lot if I don't get Xi Shi, just a Guanyin, and I will not let me taste a shade of her first, I am afraid that it is a lost goods? Do you know the details of Guanyin? "The king Zeus didn't fold, and he wanted to forcibly get Guanyin several times, but considering that the queen mother was doing the matchmaker, once it was bad, don't say that you can't get over the face, I'm afraid that you will really have to cut your eggs.

"I've heard of Guanyin's person, and there are 3,000 years of cultivation results, that's for sure, but then I don't know." Hua Tuo said a regressive word here, saying that Guanyin can be the original body or a person who lost the goods, because he didn't know it later, which is what I don't guarantee. Of course, this is reasonable, if you are afraid that the king Zeus will not do well in the future, you can't say that Hua Tuo deceived him, this is Hua Tuo's cleverness.

"Goose, this thing is logically untrue. Because she's like selling watermelon, she won't let you taste it first, and then you'll pay the money when you buy it, goose! It's bitter or sweet, blame her eggs! "Zeus, the king of heaven, also likes to use the philosophy of villains.

"I didn't know the King of Heaven still had this habit. You've had so many women, and you're still entangled in one woman's place? Hua Tuo said.

"Sir, how do you know that our Western world has long been a pool of troubled waters, and it is in vain to make girls in troubled waters. It's all. I heard that your eastern world is still a pool of clear water, doesn't this just hang me?

I heard that you repaired your virgin sister with the Queen Mother, and let the Queen Mother get 10,000 yuan from God, and you laughed God to death, saying that you made a virgin sister more than a virgin. Is this true? "Zeus, the king of heaven, is this shameless to ask?

This can make our Mr. Hua Tuo embarrassed, because Hua Tuo's medical ethics are well-known, and he never says the patient's **, not to mention that it is a matter that needs to be kept secret, even some minor diseases that are not good, and he never confides in the inquirer. Hua Tuo kept scratching his head and was silent. I think the king Zeus can understand and stop here.

"You say, I won't tell anyone!" Although Zeus, the king of heaven, is a high god, he can't get rid of saying this foul word that everyone is the same.

This made Hua Tuo very embarrassed, once these words came out of his mouth, he would have sinned in his conscience. However, Zeus is an unusual god, although he said that he would not tell others, but this matter is not a very confidential matter, can he Zeus control it? I'm afraid of right and wrong. You can't trust anyone else in something that is contrary to your conscience. This Hua Tuo understands.

"Mr. Hua Tuo, please believe me once, I have a purpose, not just ask casually to go out and publicize it. It's true! After saying this, the Heavenly King Zeus looked at Hua Tuo with wide eyes, and it was more obvious that there was some compulsion in it.

"Can the Heavenly King tell me your purpose first?" Hua Tuo began to feel compassion. If Zeus, the king of heaven, is not just asking for fun, then it is necessary to see if his purpose is important, maybe he is really asking for himself?

"You also promised me not to tell anyone about this, okay?" Zeus, the king of heaven, also seemed to be trying to say something he shouldn't have said.

"Then let's all go back to childhood, how about buttoning chickens (that is, there are some ghost places where the little fingers are used to buckle each other's little fingers: pull the hook and hang for a hundred years...... It means to swear a poisonous oath. ）？ Hua Tuo began to change his appearance to cloudy and sunny, indicating that he accepted the words of Zeus, the king of heaven.

After the two great men in history hooked up, Zeus, the king of heaven, said: "If you can really repair a bad woman to be more virgin than a virgin." I ask you to fix it with Guanyin! ”

These words made Hua Tuo break out in a cold sweat, because the request made by the Heavenly King Zeus may be more difficult than that of the heavens. It's not that his medical skills can't reach this level, but will Guanyin agree? Ten ** people are still in one place, what kind of stupidity are you guilty of Zeus?

"Heavenly King, have you had a cold these days?" Hua Tuo's sentence is in English.

"Sir, do you mean that I have a cold, I have a fever, and I am talking nonsense?" Zeus, the king of heaven, doesn't seem to be stupid, he has been with Bao Zheng and Hua Tuo for a long time, and he naturally graduated quietly in English.

"After all, the Heavenly King is the Heavenly King, and his comprehension ability has improved a lot since the first contact. I mean you're talking nonsense, and Guanyin is still a virgin, so there's no need to do it. Hua Tuo said.

Zeus, the king of heaven, was like a child, a little embarrassed because of the praise, and he was still bowing his head and blushing with shame for a while.

After a while, he raised his head and said, "I just want to be a god again, sexually." Because God has never laughed, you can make God laugh to your satisfaction, which shows that you are good at healing! "Zeus, the king of heaven, has the meaning of boasting back Hua Tuo.

"Heavenly King, aren't you fooling around, Guanyin is still a virgin, how can you tell me to do it, it doesn't conform to practical significance and moral logic. Do you think the vase looks good in good condition or does it look good when it is broken and then glued to it? Hua Tuo used a strong contrast to beat Zeus, the king of heaven, with a stick.

"Yes, I thought all night when I first heard this question you asked: how could God laugh with satisfaction, even if it was a place, at least it was true that her queen mother was not too pretty, and she was still a handful of years.

But in the end, I overturned all this, because it was not about the Queen Mother herself, and it seemed to have been put into another category, and everything was replaced by the mastery of your Hua Tuo's medical skills. Is that so? "Zeus, the king of heaven, seems to have come with a fight.

"I don't agree with the words of the Heavenly King, what is good is good, can you go back to the original if you sew and mend it? It's definitely not going to work. Hua Tuo didn't know if he was intentionally getting out of the way. Or is it better to be truly convinced that it is not attainable than to be complete.

"I know you're afraid of trouble. It is certain that if you put another piece of cloth on top of the cloth that is not damaged, it will be much more wear-resistant than other places that are not repaired! And you're a man, and you need to use some kind of wear-resistant material for the degree of force in this place. It's not medicine, it's your understanding? After speaking, Zeus, the king of heaven, looked at Hua Tuo's face again to see if Hua Tuo had a sense of identity with him?

Hua Tuo pursed his lips and smiled, not answering anything.

"Actually, I also think about Guanyin, two months before we got married. You'd better help her fix it, I'm afraid that in case it ......" Seeing that Hua Tuo was silent, the Heavenly King Zeus added.

"There is no case, please rest assured that the king of heaven must be a place, wrapped in my head." Hua Tuo dared to guarantee that a 3,000-year-old woman was still 100% right for fear of trouble, aren't you gambling with your life?

"That's not what Mr. Hua Tuo means, you haven't really understood me yet, I'm really thinking about Guanyin. Don't say you can't guarantee it. Even if it's her Guanyin herself, I won't let her guarantee it! Do you think she can remember it herself, it's been thousands of years my God! I'm not saying she's bad, or impure, it's not a matter of concept. ”

"The king of heaven has made me confused, why does this good vase have to be broken and then glued together, isn't it still stronger? It really doesn't make sense. Hua Tuo said.

"Goose! From the very beginning when I heard that the Queen Mother had caught gold in the name of God, I spent a long time thinking about it, and came to the conclusion that, as you Mr. Hua Tuo said, the vase that has been repaired by all-purpose glue really has to be broken. Fall to the ground at the same height. I don't have to explain it, but you know it. "Zeus, the king of heaven, ate and studied some ghost women's things.

"The King of Heaven is really a careful god, theoretically speaking, it may be broken after the vase is broken and then glued with all-purpose glue. It is necessary to fall some, and the principle may be that the all-purpose glue made a net of it, which connects them into a more whole. Does this have anything to do with women? Hua Tuo's mouth is not loose, that is, he insists that he cannot be compared with his virgin sister.

"If it were someone else, I wouldn't have figured out the reason for this, because you, Hua Tuo, would come up with a lot of ideas. This led me to an innovative approach to you. For example, other doctors may know that it is enough to close the gap, but you are certainly not, and you have taken a completely new approach.

For example, if someone else stitches one stitch horizontally, and you will think of sewing several stitches vertically, doesn't this increase the narrow length of the woman? Isn't it? I guess that's how you did it! Zeus, the king of heaven, thought he was on point, and was looking at Hua Tuo waiting to admit that he was right.

"Heavenly King, I have convinced you, so you can stitch it longitudinally. Didn't you think it would kill a woman? ”

"I thought, no, isn't it popular to have a caesarean section now, no. Judging from the current development of medicine, it can really be guaranteed that no girl is not a virgin, and it is not enough to get two stitches before marrying her husband. It's pitiful that people give birth to cubs, and even if they spend money to repair it, they can't be the name of a virgin. The King of Heaven sighed and said.

"The king of heaven said this badly, and after giving birth to a cub, he can also be a virgin. Haven't you thought about it? Hua Tuo tilted his neck to look at the Heavenly King.

"I haven't really thought about it, how does this turn turn?" The Heavenly King looked at Hua Tuo in distraction.

"You can use a wheat tube to open a man's sperm inside, insert it into my sister's urine, and then blow it inside with my mouth. Ten months later, I took it out by caesarean section, do you dare to say that this sister is not a virgin? Could it be that a wheat pipe can also destroy my sister's place? After Hua Tuo finished speaking, he smiled at the Heavenly King.

"Wo Cao, a wheat stalk is as thick as an egg, at most two thicker than a toothpick, this is not a place that can destroy my sister, it seems that there is a real product in the goods that gave birth to cubs! Clever. Bao Zheng always likes to say that he is a space seed man, I don't think he is as smart as you, you may be the space seed man, right? "Zeus, the king of heaven, really believes that there are space seed people, and there will definitely be one in the future.

"I don't dare to be a space seed man, if you say that I am smarter than Bao Zheng in medicine, I admit it, but I am definitely stupider than Bao Zheng in other aspects, there is no doubt about it. Everyone has their own discipline, and intelligence is shown within the range of their liking, which is not a big deal. Hua Tuo tied pride to modesty, like a woman selling drugs, hiding in the north, which could also be heard by the king of heaven.

"Don't be modest, you're a great man in medicine, I saw it back in the rise of the sun god. What I admire most is your medical understanding, and I like to calm down and think from the side to come up with a real medical principle. "Zeus, the king of heaven, is giving Hua Tuo cauliflower, and he is also touching Hua Tuo's bottom with his heart.

"It's because your life is too narrow, and there are many healers in the world who are better than me." Hua Tuo didn't want to eat this set.

"I believe you, or this sentence, you help me fix Guanyin as a virgin, no matter whether she has ever played with a man before, you and I will stitch her longitudinally for dozens of stitches. I think this merchant is a tall man, and if you don't give her a few times like this, when she gets married, she will definitely put it in the same way as a baby wearing an adult's boots, and no one will even be able to find it. That's it! The tone of the Heavenly King Zeus seemed to be brutal, and he did not say it to the point that Hua Tuo could refuse.

"I see trouble!" Hua Tuo was blind, and looked at Zeus, the king of heaven, not daring to reverse, there is no concept of daring or not daring in it, but it can't be reversed, the best way is to find a very powerful language to persuade and persuade.

"Is there anything in the world that is not troublesome? It's better not to think about things too complicated at first, you should think about things from the side. For example, you can ask the Queen Mother to do Guanyin's ideological work, telling her that this is an opportunity to make a windfall overnight when she gets married, and if you let the king have a good time, maybe you will crown her as the queen of heaven. Although this is an uncertain thing, it is okay to use it to coax people, and there is absolutely no malice in it. "Is Zeus, the king of heaven, instigating? Maybe it's really for Guanyin, thousands of years, can she really keep it still, the king Zeus may be worried about her, from this point of view, the nature of the king Zeus is not bad. Otherwise, if you really find out that Guanyin is not a place when you get married, the mouth of this altar can't be sealed, can people's mouths be sealed? I'm afraid of right and wrong.

Really, because men have a lot of interactions, Zeus, the king of heaven, may have thought of what if he was wrong, what if he leaked his mouth at the banquet? This is a matter of both loss and glory, and it is the safest thing for Zeus to do so. (To be continued.) )