In the same way as 3D printing, Guanyin Niangniang saved all the victims.

And these victims all thought that their lives were great, and one by one they got up from the beach, only to feel hungry and panicked, and stumbled forward in the direction they were going, weak and weak.

After everything was dealt with, then the Queen Mother thought of Taishang Laojun and Rulai Buddha, so she looked at the way she came, good guys, both of them were bleeding from their heads, and they were limping.

"Over here!" Guanyin shouted playfully, to show that he was flexible and sweet.

The three of them were also moving forward to greet the past, and this time it was the Queen Mother who spoke first: "Oh God, what's going on? What about cars? ”

"I said he must have been playing mahjong last night and dozing off......," the Buddha said.

"No, it's because the road is too straight, which causes visual relaxation to doze off!" Taishang Laojun said truthfully.

The two goddesses are treating the wounds of the injured man, the queen mother is the Buddha, and Guanyin is the Taishang Laojun, they are all sitting according to the number, that is to say, whoever has been good with whom, who will deal with the injury for whom, as for the relationship that is so good, God knows that you know she knows, and no one else knows.

(Is it possible to write that someone hurt an egg?) Yes, it was written that Taishang Laojun hurt his eggs, and when Guanyin was bandaging him, he made the king Zeus feel so sad to see it, so he suspected that Guanyin was not a disposer, otherwise how could he use his own hands to rub a man's number? ）

"I've been driving for decades, so I came here accidentally?" Guanyin wiped the blood on his face for Taishang Laojun on the side, and at the same time counted it with disgust, women are like this, pain and love plus a nagging scale.

"Everyone in this world is careful, so there are no dead people in the world?" Taishang Laojun is really calm, this is his thoughts.

"Look at you, live to be a hundred years old or a boy!" Guanyin fully understands Taishang Laojun, although he is too much than himself, but his mind is still stuck on a three-year-old child.

"People live in the world, and it is inevitable that they will encounter bumps and bumps from time to time. Too lazy to be careful. "Taishang Laojun is really calm and home, and he can even say that he is too lazy to be careful.

"You have to think about your life, don't sigh all day long haha, take the heart to hurt you! Just kowtowed? Is there anywhere else? Guanyin said with concern.

Taishang Laojun looked at Zeus, the king of heaven, who was standing on the side. I thought to myself, how can this be easy to say? And Zeus, the king of heaven, is by his side again, although he is not yet engaged, but he has already been introduced by a matchmaker, and both parties have expressed their consent, can I say that the egg is injured and let Guanyin come to the motive? These three people have five eyes on six sides. How embarrassing.

"Where else did you get hurt, dumb or deaf?" Guanyin guessed that if Taishang Laojun hadn't been hurt elsewhere, it wouldn't be that the whole person would still be wilted.

"On the egg." Taishang Laojun didn't dare to say this sentence so loudly.

Guanyin felt that he didn't hear clearly, or thought that Taishang Laojun was messing around with her.

"You're going to die if you don't mess around? Don't want to die? Guanyin was a little angry and blushed.

Yes, Taishang Laojun thinks that it is not clear to say a hundred words like this, so he simply speaks with facts. Thinking of this, he spread his legs and peeled off his covered clothes and pants, revealing a large wound under his small stomach.

Guanyin saw it for the first time. I was so ashamed that I wanted to turn around and run away. Because she is still a sister-in-law's family, and her boyfriend is by her side, the double pressure makes Guanyin miserable, how can she not care about a little bit of her boyfriend's face?

Then again, but Guanyin also thought at the same time that he and Taishang Laojun had a time to Niu B in the air, although this is a proverbial text, but this kind of coincidence is possible, otherwise where did Sun Wukong come from?

Thinking of this, Guanyin gritted his teeth, and life can be shameless to ask. Life can be filial piety without shame, and knowledge of goodness is not ashamed.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing, half an inch down will cut off your life. Oh, my God! "Guanyin has almost never seen this thing of a man, that is, he has not seen it seriously, if it is also called a glance, then there are really a few women in the world who have not seen a man? Of course, the kind of woman who is isolated from the world, and the woman who is still young. This is because of limited opportunities.

"Ouch, lighter, it hurts." Taishang Laojun said with a frown in pain.

"You still know the pain, cut! I'm going to make you more painful, so that you can remember it for a long time, and don't drink and drive after you're afraid of the pain. "Guanyin is cleaning up the blood stains and sticky lumpy hairs for Taishang Laojun.

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"I don't understand, why do you have to say that Guanyin is married to Zeus, the king of heaven? These different races and different beliefs, will they come to Hua? The Buddha said.

"I think Guanyin is so pitiful, thousands of years of loneliness, no one can understand, only we women understand women......" The Queen Mother wanted to say by the way that only we women who have lived a lonely life for a long time understand the pain of this loneliness, because there was a difference in thought, she felt that if she said such a thing in front of the Buddha, she would be seen through by the Buddha.

"What loneliness is not lonely, sugar cane is not sweet at both ends, I have such a high god position, and I want to live the life of the common people, it is unethical!" The Buddha always likes to look at society with old eyes.

"Didn't Taishang Laojun drive for decades? Why did something happen today? Look at you, and the next little bit will hurt your eyes, really. ”

"I said you don't want to marry Guanyin to the Heavenly King Zeus, but you pulled it on the head of Taishang Laojun, and you didn't say yes?" The Buddha also wanted to stop the marriage.

"This is a perfect match, without the appearance of Zeus, the king of heaven, Guanyin will never have the heart to marry her husband, why should I go to a woman to embarrass a woman. Since she wants to marry, I'll be a favor, is there a way? The Queen Mother explained more rationally.

"Cheap goods, so cheap that you can't buy salt ......" If the Buddha heard that Guanyin first took a fancy to the king Zeus, not the snake spirit that the queen mother took the initiative to provoke.

"How can you talk like that, what is so cheap that you can't buy salt, this is the instinctive physiology of man, and nothing can replace it. Brother, you also have to change your thinking, why bother yourself? "What the Queen Mother means by this is, don't hold on to it, how can you not be lonely alone, isn't it good to get a mother?

"If you want me to change my mind, you want me to eat, of course I've thought about it, but our god position is too high, and letting go of our worth will make people gossip, what's the point?" The Buddha began to approach the coffin, as long as the Queen Mother provoked him a few more times with such words. Like pyramid schemes, there is no brain in the world that cannot be washed.

"You don't want people to gossip, it's impossible. Men have not married wives when they reach a certain age, and some light-mouthed people say that they have not grown a little older. And the woman reaches a certain age. If you don't marry your husband, you just say that you are in floor B. It doesn't matter if you listen to it or not, just say it to yourself.

People in society also have three sentences of good and three sentences of ugliness...... As a woman. Married to a good husband, laughed at a bad husband, married a bad husband, laughed at a bad husband, laughed at a husband who didn't marry a husband...... Don't always think of yourself as a tiger and think that eating is a dog's patent, but it's not. If you change your mind and try to live a popular life, you may feel that this is sweet, and regret that you didn't taste it first!

(11:30, write tomorrow.) You can splash ink here, because if the Buddha is provoked by a car, his mood will be low, and he will be shaken in his insistence on his thoughts, which is the best time for brainwashing. ）

Put life on the dogs and tigers, and you will live an easy and happy life. You are a tiger every day, mighty and powerful, lonely all your life, tired or not only you clearly understand, brother? "The Queen Mother took the opportunity to bandage the wounds of the Buddha. also took advantage of his low mood to lecture him, like a boxing champion, taking advantage of the opponent's stumbling. Suddenly hit the left and right hooks up and down, worried that you won't die?

"You're really digging my heart out when you say this, how do you know that I'm holding on all the time?" Goose! The dew point is starting to begin. "The Buddha has always felt lonely, and what he meditates on and what sutras he recites is purely used to deceive ghosts. People can't be fooled.

"Our so-called high gods will one day all be played to death by those ignorant fools! Why should we covet virtual reality, burn incense, kowtow, and return to our own homes when we are tired of playing, either male or female. This is the purpose of their belief in God, instigating others to guard themselves like jade, instigating others to cultivate immortals and cultivating truth, all of them are some uneasy and kind-hearted dogs, and they live a life of stealing joy every day. Isn't it an old brother? "The Queen Mother is also a high god, and she is deeply touched by this, and she points straight to the heart of the Buddha.

(There were two female college students who were tricked into selling to a villager in the mountains by two rural cicada B goddesses.) Rescued by their family, the two village women said that it was easy to make money. Of course, girls sell to make money, but the question is who to sell to? Selling to a poor country is not the same as selling a dead dog for tens of thousands? It also depends on how the money is divided, everything is manipulated by the goddess, she took the money away first, she didn't lie to you, she told you their address, you have the ability to escape, of course you have the money. If the goddess leaves the world with money, you will be played by hooligans and ask the ghost for money?

This is about two female college students who have just graduated, looking for a job in order to survive, and are sold by two ignorant country goddesses, can you say that these two female college students are not smart? Definitely. There is no fear of no good things in the world, but there are no good people, and whoever meets them will consider themselves unlucky. ）

"There's no way, my personality is too strong, that's usual. When frustrated, the heart is also ghostly, I really hope that there is someone by my side, even if it is lame and blind, half-disabled and mentally handicapped, etc., even if even the appearance is ugly to the point of incompleteness, she is always alone, and there will always be a comfort to each other...... "If you come to the Buddha, this cicada head was really brainwashed by the queen mother, and it uses septic tank water, and it is as dirty as it is."

"Isn't it, your injury must not be healed for a while, and someone has to take care of it for a while, why don't you just get a woman to live with you?" The Queen Mother began to learn the skill of a butcher to kill a pig, first touching it with her hands, and then using a sharp knife to cut it to her heart.

"There is such a good thing in the world, such as going to the street to buy groceries, and women are waiting on the street?" At this time, the Buddha seemed to have been drugged and put his neck into the guillotine.

"Really!" The Queen Mother saw the stitches and replied quickly.

"Who's ...... that," the Buddha began to put one foot in the coffin.

"Eris, the daughter of Zeus the King of Heaven." The Queen Mother said with a girl in her breast.

When the Buddha heard that she was the daughter of Zeus, the king of heaven, his heart suddenly became sweet, one word: tender!

Because the Buddha thought that he was older than Zeus...... Women, who can compare to a tender word, if the Buddha is not sweet in his heart, it is strange. (To be continued.) )