"Queen Mother, Queen Mother, Queen Mother! You're waking up. "The little god sparrow has been shouting for a long time.

"Shouting souls or shouting grievances, the quarrel is dead!" The tone of the Queen Mother has undergone a fundamental change, and she has been brainwashed by Chen Yuanyuan, and the old ideas and seriousness are like being baptized by a strong storm, all of which have been blown into the underworld, and the taste of popularization and rural women is full.

"Queen Mother, you wake up, I've been calling you for a long time, how can you sleep better than ......" The little god bird almost said that the mother slept like a dead pig.

"What the hell is it, do you still need to cover up when you talk to me, when have I scolded you and beaten you?"

"I almost told you slept better than a dog." The little god sparrow thinks that the dog is stronger than the pig, and it is better to turn a corner with the boss.

"You talked about dogs, I just got dog eggs in my mouth in my dream, and I almost suffocated me to death. After the queen mother finished scolding, she looked at her pit, there was really a pool of dirty water, and then she thought of her dream.

The little god sparrow saw that the queen mother was looking at her own goods, and her heart was secretly happy, and when the queen mother dreamed first, the little god finch was happy enough, and she saw that the queen mother's private parts were like a baby feeding a small sucking shape. The little god bird knows that although the so-called god bird is small, love and hate are omniscient.

Seeing that the Queen Mother was looking up, the little god bird quickly returned to herself in a bowed manner, pretending not to see the Queen Mother's physiological reaction, which is the basic respect of people. The Queen Mother sleeps on a stone slab with a bare buttocks, which is her habit of becoming natural, as long as it is not cold, she will save her life from death. Seeing that the little god finch was shy, the queen mother casually pulled a piece of rotten cloth to cover it underneath, and there was a pool of dirty water under her buttocks, the queen mother didn't feel dirty, and women were like that.

It's the same in real life, you don't want to see a woman who is so beautiful or looks unattainable. In fact, they are not dirty, as long as they have a more reasonable remuneration, they will overcome difficulties, because letting people see and not letting people see are different categories of life. Because the wise people know. When people don't see it, everything they do is to let people see it looks good, or what life needs, which is the last word in the sky.

"What the hell is going on?" The mother stretched and said. The skin under the armpits, and the ambition, were lifted up, as if a fisherman had caught a crab in his net.

The little god finch froze, as if restarting his memory: "It's the Tang Dynasty and the Song Dynasty that fought." ”

"Why the hell?" The mother asked.

"It's for the Golden Fleece, but in my opinion, it's for the beautiful B." The little god sparrow stood in the doorway and said.

"Short B, turn a corner and say you're going to die?" The mother is scrubbing the dirt on her buttocks, that is, touching it a few times with a dry cloth.

Both butts became a pair of elephant ears, yes, after all, thousands of years. The complexion and texture of the skin have changed dramatically.

"Originally, otherwise why are they all some male ghosts, aren't they just dizzy by Helen's beautiful B." The little god sparrow hates this male ghost, because since they came, the little god sparrow's love life has been affected a lot, there are fewer dinners, and there are fewer whips. Because it is necessary to keep an eye on the messenger who reports the news, and the responsibility has already been put on the people.

"Are there any other high gods in charge?" The Queen Mother asked.

"Nope! At first, I went to call Guanyin Niangniang, but ......" the little god bird almost drove the car under the cliff.

"But what the hell, it's like a ghost choking the neck. It's like peeing, always like to leave a drop. ”

"I see something you can't say, and you want me to say it?" The little god sparrow said angrily.

"It's okay, I'm not a three-year-old child, did I see Guanyin fucking with Zeus? I wouldn't say it to anyone else. "The Queen Mother is doing the Goldbach conjecture.

The little god sparrow squeaked and laughed. It seems that the Queen Mother's guess is correct. As for what did the real little sparrow see? This leaves a foreshadowing. So that the needs of later development, of course, are or not, and used flexibly.

……

"Kill, rush!" The two gangs of bastards from the same country have been killed in the dark, and they are really beaten to the death.

Most of the deaths in battle were inferior, and first, there were no good weapons in their hands. The second is that his own skills are not very good, and the third is that the protection on his body is not in place, and if he does not have good armor, he will be injured if he dies next to him, and he will just wait for a while if he does not die at that time. "Stop!" Athena suddenly floated above the battlefield like a colorful cloud, shouting to stop and startle the entire battlefield, and they all stopped abruptly.

"Go back to your positions and wait for the gods to make a decision." Athena slowly floated down in the middle of the battlefield, the scepter in her hand shining with golden light, symbolizing the order of the supreme god of war.

This was followed by Guanyin and Zeus, as well as the Queen Mother and Jesus Hera, the Taishang Laojun and the Buddha. Of course, most of them are people from the Eastern Empire area, because this is your Eastern Empire eating dog, who will be idle and nosy?

The main generals of both dynasties came to the Takami concentration camp.

"We've already killed a lot of people in the war, where have you been?" Di Renjie was the first to speak.

"It's me who has forgotten about you. I didn't know if you were going to bite it yourself, I'm sorry, it's my fault! Zeus, the king of heaven, confessed that he was wrong.

Guanyin sat on one side with a blushing face and a half-bowed head, as if he was repenting in his heart.

Because the queen mother was a matchmaker herself, she said that she would marry Guanyin to the king Zeus, so she could only keep it in her heart, otherwise she would be so angry that she scolded the king Zeus to death, scolding him for not properly handling the post-war Golden Fleece and the beauties, causing a unilateral Oriental faction to rob him.

When the generals heard Zeus, the king of heaven, say that he was in love and obsessed with love, they all looked at Guanyin's face for the first time, thinking that just you are a cheating father, why don't you just let him earlier, there will be no such thing, so that people always think about it, and they don't have the heart to deal with this problem.

The fact is also true, without this king Zeus would have been single-mindedly dealing with the problem. Goose! With this goods, it doesn't mean that it will be dry sooner or later, this is in terms of general goods. The problem is that Guanyin is not an ordinary goods, it is a second-class goods, a beautiful woman with a sinking fish and a goose, and it is to make men think of it all the time, just like a baby who is hungry and wants to eat his mother's milk, he is always hungry and crying, isn't this going to die! It's like locking fresh fish in a glass window, it's like killing a cat person.

Can we say that Guanyin is a stingy ghost? If you give it to him, you won't get it. Sooner or later, that's the case! The problem is really not that Guanyin is stingy and doesn't give Tianwang Zeus a good first, but Guanyin considers that Tianwang Zeus is not a virgin, and he is afraid that he will lose it as soon as he plays, so who will pay for the loss of the youth of the three thousand years of cultivating immortals? They are all high gods. Who's going to pick up this mess? Guanyin is not stupid B.

"Now please come up with a good way for the Heavenly King, do you think we will divide it evenly, or will we have to go together with the winner of the war?" This is Bao Zheng's speech, he gave Zeus, the king of heaven, an introduction, and the winner of the war will not be equalized.

"This!" Zeus, the king of heaven, was in a dilemma. He also has his own purpose, that is, Xi Shi, the first of the four beauties.

Hua Tuo told the Heavenly King Zeus that Xi Shi was in the area controlled by Di Renjie, in the hands of Qin Shi Huang, not after Bao Zheng's Song Dynasty.

"Let's show the Golden Fleece and the beautiful Helen, and let us see these before we fight. Now that you Western faction has been defeated and withdrawn, this baby and beauty belong to our Chinese land, you take it out and throw it to us, you don't care what we do. "Li Kui is not a cicada, this is the key, you are too smart and don't dare to say it.

("Yes, Heavenly King.") Let's open the window and say something, and you'll have to put the beauty and the golden fleece back where we can see, so that we can get what we want. [(Li Shimin is dead.) This is a miswriting. Li Shimin is rooted, he has Li Yuanba's support, and he hopes that he can get the beautiful Helen, Di Renjie also made a wish in secret, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, Li Shimin also believes that he has this power. If you want to delete it, there may be fewer words, and wait for the book to come out! ）

"If the king of heaven does not show the beauty, has he already given it to Julius Caesar first? Playing us like monkeys here? Li Yuanba said that Li Jiajun seems to have discussed to bring the beautiful Helen home as his brother's soy sauce dish. It's going to definitely work together.

Hearing this, Zeus's face flushed. Really, he is Guanyin in a mess. In fact, he was taking time out to take care of the beautiful Xi Shi, what he meant was that he got Xi Shi first and then released the beautiful Helen, which meant that he wanted to exchange Xi Shi for it.

"In this way, tomorrow I will put the Golden Fleece and the beautiful Helen on the high platform, and let you see it before we go to war. How is it? Zeus, the king of heaven, had no choice but to promise to hand over the treasure and the beauty first.

"Beauty and Golden Fleece cannot be separated, the only way is to solve it with war, whoever wins on both sides wins!" This is Zhu Yuanzhang said, he also wants to belong to himself together, he is the emperor, of course, it is very likely.

"That's it, tomorrow the war starts, and the winner wins." Song Jiang also thinks that his power is not small, he has one hundred orders and eight generals in Liangshan, and the Golden Diamond Dragon Spear in Lu Junyi's hand has to fight. "Then so be it, no more large-scale fierce battles, just let the generals compare with each other, or live or die. One-on-one is OK, three-on-three is OK, and the winner wins in the end, so what? "Zeus, the king of heaven, was afraid of the death of many people, so that he could keep a lot of weak soldiers and minimize the deaths of some innocent people.

"I agree!" Li Yuanba stood up first to vote, didn't he rely on a pair of drums and urns in his hands.

When it comes to voting on war, it's certainly no more frightening than on the battlefield with knives to guns, which makes people stand up and speak and type.

"I agree!?" There are two goods on both sides who are not afraid of death, who are these two goods? Li Kui also.

Followed by the tails of the first goods, which were slightly better than the second goods, Niu Gao said: "I agree!" I want to personally snatch the beautiful Helen as the wife of my brother Yue Fei, so that I can see my beautiful sister-in-law every day. "Listening to him, releasing cicadas is actually 10,000 times more than two goods.

Hearing Niu Gao say such words, Yue Fei hurriedly turned his face sideways to look at Niu Gao, meaning that you don't say it so obviously, on the surface, I promised to work hard for Bao Zheng, don't let the cicadas go first!

Bao Zheng also looked at Niu Gao and Yue Fei at the same time, meaning that this is a large army battle, and he has the idea of getting a beautiful woman and a golden fleece for his master, but he must not say it first, so that the faction that is weak will lose his armor first, how can this battle be fought?

"Well, since both of you have agreed not to divide equally, and you have to tie up beauty and wealth and carry it on your shoulders, how about going to war tomorrow? Is it a draw to decide who plays whom? Zeus, the king of heaven, was talking as the host.

"On the one hand, the ten best generals are divided, and the one on one side is written on the signature, and the ten people on the side draw it, and whoever draws the name on the lottery will fight with whomever it wants. Whether it's the point or life or death, it's up to them to say. Does the King of Heaven think this is okay? "This is Di Renjie talking about people, fighting a war does not have to be dead, distinguishing the winner is the goal.

"It's better to do that, I agree." Zeus, the king of heaven, expressed his satisfaction and had a compassionate heart.

"Twenty players will be selected in the second category, and if the winner has not been decided after these two battles, the decision will be made at that time." This is Bao Zheng adding, both sides are thinking about reality with their hearts, because the world is unpredictable, and this is not yet the time to be careful.

"Okay, then the meeting will be dismissed, and each of them will go back and prepare his own ten generals and twenty lieutenant generals. Make all preparations for war. Zeus, the king of heaven, declared the meeting adjourned.

The two factions returned to their respective camps, and the two capable people who looked the most sad were them, one was Di Renjie, although he was only eight buckets high, when he met Bao Zheng, who was also eight buckets high, could he not be sad? Definitely.

However, Bao Zheng is also the same, although he claims to be a space seed man, in this situation where there is nothing to be done, although he is also not a space seed man, it is also possible that his parents are B on the good grass under the clear sky, with the genetic engineering of semi-space seeds, this is what he makes Bao Zheng also feel headaches.

Wisdom comes from clear skies, which is the crystallization of Bao Zheng's long-term exploration. Whenever there is a problem to solve, Bao Zheng will come to a higher place, and only by looking at the farthest distance can he come up with the best way.

(Here is another narration: Why were people in the old society not smart?) Isn't it just to blow out the lights first and then do stupid things? It's a mess like this, and then the cubs that are born are also messy and messy. Compared with this time, the more remote and mountainous areas, the more they still blow the lights first and then operate K, resulting in a vicious circle that is difficult to reverse.

I hope that after reading my novel, the rich man will think of going to space to play with his girlfriend for the first time, what if he has a Bao Zheng in his life? As Ma Yun said, dreams must be had, what if they succeed?

Because it is written in this novel that Bao Zheng boasts that he is a seed man of space, he is smarter than ordinary people. Although this sentence is used to remove Zeus, the king of heaven, why can't you give it a try? If you have money, you can go to the north of space and strive to get another Bao Zheng! (To be continued.) )