"502 quality is good!" The crucian carp looked excitedly at the ancestral treasure that had been glued back, stood up and shook it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

“。。。 Really connected ... Piccinola sat on the ground with an indescribable sense of loss.

"Speaking of which, brother, why do you pay so much attention to this thing, my father gave it to me."

“。。。 I just want to be in front of the townspeople, we have such a wonderful ancestral heirloom in our family, and I have such a perfect brother ... ”

At this time, somersault clouds were flying around in the sky, and Wu Chengen looked at Lu Xiuxiu in surprise and took out a box of strange objects: "What is this?" ”

"This can't describe the old man who gave it to me when he just left, he said that he wanted me to be the general sales agent of the Supreme Toilet Town, this is the legendary holy relic for the treatment of hemorrhoids - anal shuang!" Lu Xiuxiu opened the package, only to see that there was a plastic box fixed with the type, a manual on the back, and a flesh-colored stick in the plastic box on the front.

"Ahh This is the anal cool that can treat hemorrhoids? Wu Chengen took it excitedly: "Why does it look so similar to the ancestral treasure of the Sun crucian carp family!" ”

"This is the perfect product for the treatment of hemorrhoids, which has been developed with bionics and ergonomics!" Lu Xiuxiu read according to the instructions.

"Ahh How to use it? ”

"Just power it up and put it in your chrysanthemum. Flowers. ”

"It's as simple as that?"

"Yes."

"Oh my God! Technology is really developed! Do you know how hemorrhoids were treated at that time? There are three types of hemorrhoids: internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids, male and female mixed double hemorrhoids! External hemorrhoids are OK if you go under the knife directly! Internal hemorrhoids first kill the dog to take its abdomen, that is, kill a dog and take out its bladder, and then poke a hollow bamboo tube into the dog's bladder, and then poke the dog's bladder into the chrysanthemum, then blow, and then drag out, at this time it is not good to pull out of the anus, after pulling it out, cut off the rotten place with a knife and apply the medicine, and then hang the person up and use gravity to return the chrysanthemum to its place. . . (Although the above ancient people's methods of treating hemorrhoids are very ghostly, they are not apocryphal, from the medical records in the real Ma Wang pile of silk books...) When I saw this treatment, the author also had a pain... ）

“stopstoptop！ Please say no more! You ancients are too violent! ”

"Just put this in there?"

"Seriously!"

I saw that Wu Chengen used the anal shuang without saying a word, and let out a heavy sigh: "Oh~~~ I'm going to say goodbye to my hemorrhoids~~~~Oh~~~~~ Cam Ang Bebe ~~~~"

"Wait, this needs to be electrified."

"Huh? Power? What is electricity? ”

“。。。 It is... I don't know what to say about electricity! It is a kind of energy body, which is often stored in sockets or wires and transported by the power station... ”

"Is it like a merchant transporting things? Is electricity a cargo? ”

“。。。 It is... At this time, no one paid attention to the somersault cloud, it was flying everywhere, seeing that the sky had changed at the front end, the dark clouds were covered with lightning and thunder, Lu Xiuxiu stretched out his hand and pointed at it: "That's it!" The electricity is there! ”

"Oooh!" Wu Chengen pulled the joystick of the somersault cloud upward, raised the small anal pin against the sky, and a beam of lightning was attracted by the metal at the end of the latch and quickly kicked it! led to a violent carbonization reaction of Lu Xiuxiu, Wu Chengen and somersault clouds! (Dehydrate organic matter and generate carbon, which is scorched black after being struck by lightning!) ）

Wu Chengen Lu Xiuxiu somersault cloud trembled violently! Especially the anal cool that has been overdosed! It's like a Gatling gun! Violent smoke came out of Oh Seung-eun's buttocks! The intense thrill made him dance like a golden snake!

The somersault cloud also malfunctioned internally due to excessive electricity! Lu Xiuxiu immediately made a decision, grabbed the joystick of the somersault cloud, and controlled the somersault cloud that was about to get out of control! The somersault cloud is circling around, and it looks like it's about to fall to the ground! Suddenly, he saw a huge toilet in the sky! It's Supreme Toilet Town that we're back! And there's a giant golden cursor in Supreme Toilet Town! Oh my God, it's good to have friends! Is this a safe place to land? This is the power of friendship, bond! Lu Xiuxiu burst into tears! He felt the true friendship that the third dimension would never have! He felt that there is still true love in the world! With tears in his eyes, he desperately drove the somersault cloud towards the golden cursor! Yes! Dear Xiao Xuanxuan and Xiao Ji Ji, I'm back! Remember to help me sell anal coolness!

Ji Xueba tiredly followed behind the crucian carp and picinola, only to see a golden cloud in the sky dragging the billowing smoke drifting by!

The golden cursor goes up to the innermost edge of Toilet Town! It's noticeably different from the rest of the town! The whole town is village white! But it's a mess of variegated colors! It's a huge garbage dump that doesn't fit in with the whole town! The somersault cloud fell straight there!

There was a loud noise of garbage flying clinker bags fluttering, somersault clouds poked into the garbage heap, Lu Xiuxiu raised his head with difficulty from the garbage pit that was knocked out by the somersault clouds, he saw a pair of skinny feet sticky with black mud on the garbage in one place, the black foot hair on the instep was very thick, he raised his head with difficulty, and saw an old man with unkempt hair and rags, and the golden cursor pointed directly at the top of his head.

The old man looked at the savior of River Crab Town shining on his head, stroked his beard, and helped him up: "You are the one who came to Supreme Toilet Town to do the mission, I am the NP of the first mission in this town。。。。。。 ”

"Watch touch me with your dirty hands!!" Lu Xiuxiu slapped the old man into the garbage heap with a big-eared scraper, and his face was full of tears: "Oh my God! What about my friend! What are my bonds! The love I've always believed in! Xiao Xuanxuan and Xiao Ji Ji! ”

The old man jumped up from a carp in the garbage, turned around and spun around for three and a half weeks, and gave Lu Xiuxiu a big-eared scraper! This palm is sharp and strong, and this person's internal strength can be seen! A big slap shattered Lu Xiuxiu's beaten Heavenly Spirit and splashed his brains。。。。。。

"I've been waiting here for I don't know how many years! Finally, someone who is not a tyrant and a saiah came! Looking for what little Ji Ji Xiao Xuanxuan! Hurry up and talk to Lao Tzu to take the task for Lao Tzu! He pointed to Lu Xiuxiu, who had fallen: "Nima, hurry up and talk to me!" Get up! Get up and talk to me! ”

“。。。 That one... Hero, you seem to have beaten him to death... Wu Chengen lay on the ground, suppressing the irritating tremor brought by the anal coolness.

“。。。。。。 Nani!!! I've only used three successes! No way! No, no, no, no! Boy, wake up! Wake up! This... Do I need rescue breaths? Artificial respiration is needed! ”

“。。。 That one... Hero, you seem to have slapped his whole head to pieces, where to find your mouth... ”

"Damn, I accidentally slapped an important supporting character to death?!"

Fragments of Lu Xiuxiu's broken face flew over and assembled a mouth: "Lao Tzu is not an important supporting role, but the only protagonist." ”

", you are entangled in the identity of the main and supporting roles, and you shouldn't be such a complaining method! It was just a mouthpiece, right? It's just a mouth, right? The vocal cords weren't put together, right? How to make a sound! ”

"Look! There is a mouth! Artificial respiration is possible! The old man pounced and grabbed Lu Xiuxiu's levitating lips and started the endless fragrant kisses in the garbage dump...

The background music came melodiously, Wu Chengen involuntarily stood up and picked up the temporary guitar-shaped somersault cloud and sang loudly: "You are my drip**~~~ like a garbage heap of male silver~~~ with your black messy lips~~~ let me have an endless ecstasy in the middle of the night~~~"

Lu Xiuxiu immediately blew up a resurrection coin, and the whole body was quickly spliced, and a big ear scraper knocked the old man down, pulled up a waste toilet from the garbage heap next to him, and slammed it: "Nima Laozi's first kiss!! Nima Laozi's first kiss of innocence!! ”

The old man was lying on the ground and covered his head with his hands: "Sao Nian! Don't worry about the details! You don't know if it's left or right, why care about a kiss! ”

"Nima, shut up Lao Tzu!!" Lu Xiuxiu continued to smash wildly, intending to smash this bad old man ten meters deep into the ground.

“。。。” Wu Chengen laboriously pulled out the anus, sweated, and let out a breath: "Whew... Hemorrhoids will be okay soon~~~ By the way, sell the anal one, doesn't it mean that there is only one toilet in the whole town of Supreme Toilet Town? ”

Lu Xiuxiu's movements stopped, reacted, and looked at the dead porcelain toilet in his hand that had smashed the slag in surprise, as well as the countless toilets buried in the garbage heap around him.

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