Li Zhixian was surprised: "Yun Zhongyue is the president of the junior student union, handsome and dashing, and his family is the son of Yun Peng, president of the Huaxia Xiandu National United Chamber of Commerce. He www.biquge.info champion in many sports such as long-distance running, sprinting, football, basketball, badminton, etc., and he has basically won all the medals in the games in recent years. His studies are also first-class, he is polite and polite, and he is a peerless good man who has not been seen in the world for a hundred years. I heard that Qin Miaotong's father, Qin Junwu, in order to win over Yun Zhongyue's father Yun Peng, he intended to marry Qin Miaotong to Yun Zhongyue. Hard-working people like you and me can only look at the ocean and sigh. Just think about it, if you ruin all my dreams of sleeping at night, then what do you mean by saying that I am alive? ”

Although the Jade Emperor is thousands of years old, he still feels that he still has a very cute childlike heart, and said, "I have decided, I want to chase Qin Miaotong." ”

Li Zhixian almost didn't spit it out, and said, "What? Did I hear me right? Do you want to chase Qin Miaotong? What do you have? Do you have any money? Is it entitled? Do you have a room? Do you have a car? You don't have it, your monthly living expenses are only 300 yuan, and you don't even have enough money to buy ten roses for Qin Miaotong, why should you chase Qin Miaotong? Just with one of your zombie faces? ”

"Zombie face?" The Jade Emperor was obviously surprised, and said, "Do you think my face looks like a zombie face?" ”

Li Zhixian stared at the Jade Emperor's face for a long time, and he found that the Jade Emperor's face was not only not stiff at all, but also very charming, and the more he looked at that face, the more interesting it became, and the more he looked at it, the more exciting it became. Where is this zombie face, this is simply Shih Tzu's face.

Li Zhixian actually stared at the Jade Emperor's face for two minutes, as if he was staring at Qin Miaotong's face.

Li Zhixian shook his head a few times and said, "I really can't see that your face is very good today." Did you know that when I walked into the dorm on the first day and I saw your stiff face like a tin sheet, I was so scared that I almost ran out of the dorm room, and I thought I had encountered a zombie? Your face is really scary, but now, how can I not look stiff at all, and it is very gentle, did you have some surgery to change your face? ”

Who is the Jade Emperor, the great god of the heavens, the supreme ruler, on the earth, the Jade Emperor has nothing that he can't do on his own? His face was already very good-looking, and with the Jade Emperor using a little immortal energy, he was afraid that even the wild geese would be able to fall from the sky when they saw it.

The Jade Emperor looked at Li Zhixian's bewildered face and said, "Is it so exaggerated?" My face was supposed to smile, but I had been busy taking the college entrance examination before, and my nerves were too tight, so I forgot how to laugh, and over time, my own face became cold. But it doesn't matter, it won't be in the future, because I won't put too much pressure on myself anymore, and without pressure, I will naturally laugh myself. ”

The Jade Emperor was thinking, this dragon smiled so badly before, talking about a girlfriend turned out to be such a good thing, and he hadn't kissed him, he turned out to be a zombie face in the eyes of his friends, and he could scare his friends away, which was also incredible.

The Jade Emperor's explanation is completely reasonable, a nerd like Li Zhixian completely believed the Jade Emperor's words when he heard it, but then, it was time for Li Zhixian to suffer, because Li Zhixian was afraid that he would also become a zombie face, his current college life is really very boring, he has no girlfriend, he doesn't know how to fall in love, he can only hold a book to read, and both eyes are myopic 800 degrees, and he has no intention of stopping.

Li Zhixian feels that he has become less and less able to laugh recently, although sometimes he will smile bitterly a few times, but the laughter is worse than crying, he feels that his pressure is getting bigger and bigger, and he is afraid that he will become a zombie face like a dragon smile in the future.

The more Li Zhixian thought about it, the more frightened he became, and his mood was at its lowest, and now his face was cold, as if he was wearing glasses.

The Jade Emperor said: "Li Zhixian, you shouldn't be sick, right?" ”

Li Zhixian smiled bitterly a few more times, as if to prove that he could still laugh, and said, "No, no, I'm wondering when I will be able to have a girlfriend." ”

The Jade Emperor said: "The things in this world are not what you think, but what you do, if you really love someone, you have to pay your own actions, don't be a dwarf of action." I said, I want to chase Qin Miaotong, from today onwards, I will do what I say. I will never wait for the opportunity, with a girl, you have to have the initiative, otherwise, you will be very passive. ”

Li Zhixian has never been in love, and he doesn't know how to chase girls, so he said: "However, if you like a girl in the English department, and you don't have much contact with her, then how do you chase her?" ”

"Then you find a way to have more contact with her, people always have to start from understanding each other, you don't rely on feelings, some girls may look like a flower, but when you peel off a layer of skin on her outside, maybe he is a dog's tail grass. Only when you have more contact will you be able to get to know her better. ”

Li Zhixian was very excited and said: "Long smiled, I understand what you mean, you mean that when you fall in love, men should take the initiative and look for opportunities if they don't have opportunities, right?" ”

"Of course!" The Jade Emperor also has no practical experience, because he has never been in love, and this time he also wants to put his theory into practice, and his heart is still very comfortable.

Li Zhixian's excited eyes lit up, and said, "I listen to you, can you help me guide me tomorrow, I want to chase He Shuyi, a girl from the English department." See if you can help me create a little opportunity. ”

The Jade Emperor happily agreed: "Don't worry, this matter is on me, but you also have to pay attention to Qin Miaotong for me." ”

Li Zhixian stretched out his right hand, held it tightly with the Jade Emperor's hand, and said, "Deal!" ”

The position of the Jade Emperor does not seem to be done in vain, when he was in the Heavenly Court, he was very interested in the relationship between the ministers, of course, he had to play some power tricks to maintain the balance of power between the gods, only in this way can his rule be long.

The Jade Emperor understands a truth, no matter where he is, a person's strength is always limited, and being able to use the power of others is the king.

In the mortal world, although the strength of the Jade Emperor is very strong, but to solve the problems of the mortal world, the Jade Emperor may not be as good as a mortal, because the mana of the Jade Emperor is restrained and cannot be abused, otherwise, there are many games that are not fun.

There weren't many people on the playground, the street lights around were dim, and no one cared about what Cao Jun and Ling Aoshuang were arguing about, they seemed to be making a lot of trouble.

Cao Jun asked angrily, "Tell me, how did Long Yixiao know that you had a birthmark on your body?" Didn't you say that you didn't have any intimacy with her? ”