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Funny joke] A sister recruits relatives in the unit: "Who wants to accompany my sister to celebrate 20131111 Singles' Day this year, and my sister will let him celebrate Father's Day next year." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Colleagues in the info unit are ready to move one by one, and the only short man stands still! A buddy tentatively asked: Why is my brother so calm? The short man smiled: There are only more than 7 months left between 11.11 and next year's Father's Day, and this dad is wronged! All the sticks suddenly realized and said in unison: This is the real pit father. 【Funny joke】Recently,...

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Humorous jokes

1. Once when I went to buy mutton skewers, I stretched out 4 fingers and said to the boss, "Come to 3 mutton skewers", and the boss was blinded with "how many?" I held out 3 more fingers and said "4"... 2. My surname is Zhu, and I manage the computer room of the unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: "Chicken section chief, are you in the pig room?" At that time, I scolded that guy 3, my parents quarreled, and my father said angrily: "I'll get out of here!" 4. When I was in college, I heard a girl order: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour shredded potatoes,...

Sogou Ask2012-01-29

Funny and humorous jokes

Good evening! My mom has a problem with teeth grinding when she sleeps, I didn't know this thing when I was a child, and one night when I slept with my parents, I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night, and I saw that my father next to me was gone, and then I heard my mother's teeth grinding, I thought my mother had eaten my father, and cried until dawn...

Baidu knows 2012-03-20

Funny joke

The Sichuan dialect joke is funny and miserable! Joke 1: Sparrows and crows put on a dragon gate formation together. The sparrow said, "What kind of bird are you?" The crow said, "I am the phoenix!" Sparrow: How can there be such a black phoenix as your turtle son? Crow: You know a shovel, Lao Tzu is a phoenix who burns boilers. On the second day of the joke, when we were discussing how high Yao Ming was, Sichuan PLMM, who usually likes to lift the bar the most beside me, raised the bar again: "What kind of height is Yao Ming, our hometown has...

Baidu knows2015-06-16

Funny joke

It took 5 minutes to get up this time, you have beaten 88% of the students in the country, and there is another student in the dormitory who failed to get up and is getting up again, and the dormitory next door is all dead!

Baidu knows2012-02-26

Humorous short paragraph, 600 words

That day, the snail and the cheetah were chatting. The snail looked at the cheetah's strong physique and said enviously: "It's good to move fast, but I... Alas, I went to the movies with my girlfriend last weekend, and I went to the bathroom when the show was about to start, and when I came back, the movies were all over, and I bought movie tickets for nothing! The cheetah sighed and said depressedly, "What's this! Last night I wanted to take a walk after dinner, and I took six speeding tickets for a casual walk on the road, and I was deducted...

Good search answer 2014-03-19

Write a short essay about your favorite humorous joke

Write a short essay about your favorite humorous joke in about 100 words: Not bad! You haven't logged in yet, please log in! Question bank, game, troubles, life, medical care, health, entertainment, leisure, electronics, digital, society, people's livelihood... (1 answer)...

Love to ask knowledgeable people2006-05-21

What's the latest humorous joke?

1. [The most terrible dream when I was a child] The most feared dream when I was a child was to dream that I was looking for a toilet, and the most terrible thing was that the person had not woken up yet, and the toilet was found. 2. There was a question in the Chinese language, which was to write a four-character phrase, and the side of each word was the same, and each word was required to be not repeated. My first reaction was to be a ghost, but unfortunately I couldn't write a word. After holding it for a long time, I wrote a "playing with glass balls"... Rivers, lakes, seas, pianos, pipa, waves...

Good search answer 2013-05-02

Wonderful, funny and humorous jokes

I met a beggar at the subway entrance, and he said that he would do anything as long as I gave him money. I gave him a hundred and asked him to help me change it to a loose one. I encountered an incident today, a thief stole a customer's things in a restaurant (it is not clear what he stole exactly), and wanted to escape after being discovered! The customer didn't shout to catch the thief, he said: Catch him, he hasn't paid yet! The waiters swarmed up... Have you ever experienced that every time you take the train...

Baidu knows 2013-08-22

Collect humorous jokes

1. The director and the section chief shared the elevator, and the director said to the section chief after farting: You fart! The section chief said: I didn't put it. Soon the section chief was dismissed. The director said at the meeting: You can't afford to take on big things, what use do you want? [Transferred from Iron and Blood Community BBS./]2, a kind-hearted old gentleman walked slowly along the street and saw a boy who wanted to ring the doorbell, but couldn't reach it. So he reached out and rang the doorbell for him. ...

Baidu knows 2013-11-11

Who has a more humorous and funny joke

Today I was watching the disc, and my mother came in with another book and said, "Tell me what these words mean, Mom: This "idon'tknow." What is the meaning? I said, "I don't know" Mom: I sent you to college for a few years, why don't you know anything! I said, "No!" Is it "I don't know"! Mom: It's still hard-mouthed! Mom: You're telling me about this. “iknow.“ What does that mean, you should know...

Sogou Ask2009-03-28

Humorous jokes

Jokes about Xuemi Street, I hope you like 1.On a sunny afternoon, roosters and hens lie on the haystack to bask in the sun. Suddenly, the hen groaned, then pointed at the rooster and said shyly, "It seems to have a fetal movement!" The rooster sneered and said, "Is that a fetal movement for you?" 2. The wolf had just broken up and was foraging for food, passing by a hut when he heard a man teaching his child: "If you cry again, I will throw you...

Baidu knows 2013-04-02

Ask for humorous speeches

SB right. What's even more embarrassing is that in the future, ** will ask for money, the wedding is a Western-style pianist playing the wedding march, he pulls the groom, but he always feels a touch of green on his head. I don't care. One earns money and two people spend. Let's get married. Introduce me to the guests. Continue with the music, Dangdang Dang: This is my ex-boyfriend, spray directly, divorced, that embarrassment. I'm in front. Dangdang When...

Baidu knows 2012-05-15

How to write a paragraph?

Although it's a bit ugly, after all, it's a good joke and the feeling of getting the express is like reuniting with long-lost relatives, but often after disassembling it, I find that the child looks like the old king next door. When I went out to pick up a brick, I saw a beautiful woman who could talk to me, and found that the one next to me was glaring angrily...

Zhihu 2015-11-02

Ask for a funny cross talk joke

Cross talk: Super hosts A and B (together): Hello everyone! (bowing) A: A festival is coming soon, what day is it? Did you know? B: What? A: What other days could it be? January 1st is not New Year's Day, can it still be a square egg? B: Do you mean round eggs? Aren't all eggs round? A: Don't talk nonsense, I'm talking about New Year's Day! B: Okay, let's get down to business. I heard that CCTV held a party, so...

Baidu knows 2009-12-11

Is there a very funny joke?

If you offend your boss, all you lose is a job; If you offend a customer, all you lose is an order; Yes, there is only one person in the world who can be offended: you give her a look, you complain at her, you scream at her, even throw a bowl in front of her, she will not hold a grudge against you, for the simple reason that she is your mother. Phrases, Boss, Mother Because She's Your Mother 04/29 0 Comments 0 People Like There Was A Very...

Baidu knows2015-01-07

Wonderful and humorous funny jokes

1 Once I took the bus, a beautiful mm got on the bus, took out the card to swipe the card, and only listened to the card machine reply: Drip ~ old man card ~! The whole car froze and looked at her. She said with a black line on her face: What are you looking at, Tianshan Tong Lao, haven't you seen it? Uncle Yi got up and said, "Come, auntie, you sit here." 2. When Xiao Ming took out his pocket, a key was dropped, and he didn't find it at the time, but he went back to find it later! There was a couple of young couples on the side of the road, and the man suddenly said excitedly: Yes...

Baidu knows2015-02-01

How to write a good paragraph?

Since Mr. Ma Boyong said the phrase "three typical paradigms of jokes: homophonic misunderstanding, expectation violation and homogeneous reading", I have seen various people apply this theory on countless occasions. Personally, I think that Mr. Ma Boyong's summary is not rigorous enough. I remember once flying with him and talking to him about it. In my opinion, homophonic misunderstanding and homonym are all ways to construct baggage, and if the expectation is violated, it will be...

Zhihu 2015-08-04

Humorous jokes

The real thing, the economy of the small county town is backward, and the county government finally invited three Japanese to invest, but a car accident was all hung up...

Sogou Ask2011-10-08

Who has humorous jokes

1. The farmer wants to kill the rooster but can't catch it, so he grabs the hen and says to the rooster: If you don't come down again, you will be a bachelor! Rooster: Think I'm stupid, she'll be a widow if I go down. 2. A woman urinated in the toilet, a drunk entered by mistake after drinking, heard the sound of urine, and hurriedly said: Don't pour, I really don't drink! The woman was frightened, she didn't dare to pee, she couldn't hold back her fart, and the drunkard said: Fuck, why did you open another bottle 3.

Baidu knows 2014-09-04

Say a few funny jokes

1. The principal and the English teacher visited a middle school in France, the principal spoke in the auditorium, and the English teacher acted as an interpreter. Principal: "Teachers and students! English teacher: "LadiesandGentlemen!" Headmaster: "Ladies and gentlemen! English Teacher -_-! After thinking for a moment, he said, "Goodmorning! Headmaster: "Good morning! English Teacher: ...="Khan 2.Said that there was a polar bear, because the snow was too dazzling, it had to be worn...

Baidu knows 2011-09-18

Ask for funny jokes,

Supplement: 1 A certain kebab was transferred to work as a cremator, and he was fired within a few days, because he would ask the family of the deceased every time: How cooked do you want? 2 The exam teacher sent out the papers, and the girl in the back took one more and shouted "Teacher, I have it, I have it" As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine" The whole class was cold ~ 3 One day, the platoon leader went to the second shift to check the housekeeping, and when he entered the door, he smelled a foot odor. The platoon commander asked; 'Last night...

Sogou Ask2010-07-08

Ask for funny jokes

Back to Your Majesty, you are a generation of Ming Jun, erudite and talented, the slave has a few small paragraphs, I don't know if it is in line with the holy will, 1: I remember it was last Sunday, I saw you walk to a pile of poop, squatted down and poked, very confused, touched it or was very confused, smelled it as if it was poop, and finally put it in his mouth and tasted it, sure it was poop, and then stood up and shouted happily ~ Haha, fortunately I didn't step on it!2: A female teacher in the kindergarten is teaching students to sing English songs, the teacher sings first, ab...

Baidu knows2013-08-30

Humorous and funny jokes

Summer vacation travel, traffic jams on the way. A boy took out a small bench and sat on the side of the road looking at the mountain scenery. A girl took a large pomegranate and leaned over to him, "Shall I exchange the pomegranate for your bench?" The boy changed, and was about to peel the pomegranate, but the girl turned around and said, "I'm going to use the bench to change the pomegranate later." One day, the teacher asked him, "How much is 1+1=?" Nickname said: I don't know. So, the teacher told him to go home and ask his parents. Kina came home and asked him...

Baidu knows 2012-02-01

Are there any humorous pornographic jokes?

Dude, I know the thief's interesting yellow jokes. You go to Youku, and you search for Fei Yuqing jokes on Tudou, which is absolutely interesting, and he is known as the king of yellow jokes. Don't just watch, don't forget buddy, haha.

Sogou Ask2010-03-12

Get on your knees and beg for some humor!

There was a quarrel between the two, and the man said: I can't win you! You have a mouth above, a mouth below! The woman said: I can't win you even more! You have a mouth above, a microphone below, and two speakers! A man took the prescription prescribed by a female doctor and came back for a long time and asked, "Where is the 13th ultrasound?" The female doctor smiled and said, "It's not 13 ultrasound, it's B ultrasound." “