The family planning team went to a small mountain village to introduce contraception and birth control, but the doctors found it difficult

Convincing the women here to take the birth control pill, they decided to teach men to wear condoms. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

One villager gave birth to eight children in eight years, and the doctor told him he really wanted to use contraception

He told the villager that as long as he wore a condom, his wife would not have any more children in the future.

A month later, the team found out that the villager's wife was pregnant again, and the doctor was very angry and took the man

Call him and ask him why he didn't wear a condom.

The villager replied, "I did, but after six days, I was suffocated with urine, so I had no choice but to wear it."

Cut out the front part. “

An old man was sitting on the bus, when a hippie came up, his hair dyed red, green,

Yellow, orange... Still wearing a feather earring, the hippie saw the old man looking at him, and asked, "Hey, what's the matter?"

Geezer? Haven't you ever done something crazy? ”

The old man replied, "Yes, once I a parrot, and I thought you were my boy." “

One day, the son saw his parents having sex, so he asked, "Hey, what are you doing?" The father replied:

"Son, I'm filling your mother's tank with gas."

"Oh," said the son, "then she can drive a long way in one go, and the owner of the dairy has added one to her this morning." ”

The two missionaries were caught by a cannibal tribe in Africa and stripped naked and placed in a cauldron filled with water,

There was a raging fire burning underneath. After a while, one of the missionaries burst out laughing. Another missionary, Jane

I couldn't believe it was true, and asked, "What's wrong with you?" We are being cooked alive, and you are still laughing! ”

The missionary replied, "I just in the soup." ”

A female patient sat in the dentist's chair and the dentist said, "I'm going to drill." ”

The female patient said, "Drill, doctor." ”

The dentist said, "But you're holding two of my testicles." ”

The female patient said, "None of us hurt anyone, do we?" ”

A short old lady ordered a hamburger at the counter of a fast food restaurant, and a big man at the counter was in the direction

The back shouted, "A hamburger!" ”

The cook inside was bigger than he was, and he screamed, "All right, Han--Bao--Bao--" as he spoke

Grab a thick slice of meat, stuff it under your bare armpit, wave your arms to flatten the meat, and grill it on the stove.

The old lady said, "I think it's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life." ”

The big man at the counter said, "Really? Then you should have come this morning, when he was making doughnuts. ”

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common?"

"They're all the same, and they only have a 1 in 10,000 chance of becoming human."

A young man was playing with his girlfriend, he pulled down his pants, she pointed between his legs and asked, "That."

What is it? The young man said, "I don't know, but my dad has it, and I'll ask him tonight." ”

That night, when the young man had waited for his father to finish washing, he pointed to the middle of his father's legs and asked, "What is this?" ”

The father replied, "Son, it's a **, to be exact, a perfect one." ”

The next day, his girlfriend asked the young man, "Have you figured out what it is?" ”

The young man replied, "Yes, it's a **, to be exact, if it's two inches shorter, it is."

A perfect **. ”

A young couple was caught in the parking lot, and the police said, "Do you know what you're doing? "Young man

He said, "Sir, we're hugging." The policeman said, "Oh, is it? Then you'd better take your pesky one

Stuff back in pants and roll away from here. ”

After the plane took off, the captain spoke to the passengers, and after speaking, he forgot to turn off the microphone. He said to the co-pilot, "I want it."

Go poop first, then that new flight attendant. ”

The stewardess heard it and hurriedly walked down the aisle, trying to tell him that she had forgotten to turn off the microphone, but when she left, she was careless

A butt squat fell down the aisle, and an old lady next to her bowed her head and said, "Don't worry, baby, him."

Said he was going to poop first. ”

"Your wife barks at the front door, your dog barks at the back door... So, who do you let in? ”

"Let the dogs in... Because when you let it in, it stops barking. ”

A Jewish girl came home and said, "Mom, I'm married." ”

The mother said, "Oh, that's great! ”

The girl said, "But he is an Arab." ”

The mother said, "That's not good." ”

The girl said, "But, mother, he is an Arab sheikh, rich beyond your imagination, and I marry him, and you and you."

Dad will be able to live a comfortable life. ”

Six months later, the girl returned home and said, "I love the Arab sheikh, but, God, he knows all day."

Fuck my asshole, when I first got married, my asshole was the size of a 10-cent coin, and now it's a dollar

The coin is big. ”

The mother blamed and said, "Silly boy, it's worth the trouble for 90 cents?" ”

A couple got married, and thirty years later, they lived in the same hotel, in the same room, and the wife stripped naked.

Lie on the bed and spread your legs, revealing **. When the husband saw this, he began to cry.

The wife hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

The husband said, "Thirty years ago, I was so anxious to eat it, and now it seems to be desperate to eat me!" ”

"What if two lesbians have their periods at the same time?"

"Draw with your fingers."

On a cold winter night, three homeless homeless people huddled together to keep warm, after waking up in the morning, on the left

"I dreamed that someone grabbed my **. ”

The person on the right said, "I also dreamed that someone was grabbing my **." ”

The man in the middle said, "I dreamed that I was skiing." ”

An American woman and an Iranian woman shopping at a supermarket. The Iranian woman picked up two potatoes and said, "This."

Reminds me of my husband's testicles. “

The American woman asked, "Is it that big?" “

The Iranian woman said, "No,... It's so dirty. “

When a woman was training for golf for the first time, the coach said, "You have to hold the bat as tightly as your husband."

of** the same. “

The lady took the bat and hit the ball out.

The coach said, "Very good, exactly right. Now, please take the bat out of your mouth and we move on

The following training. ”

"Why do you think your hand is just between your legs?"

"That's the result of evolution, hundreds of millions of years ago, humans walked out of the sea with their fins and reached out to reach their own **,

He scolded angrily, 'Damn, why can't I reach it?' Later, one day, the humans had enough, and so, they

He began to walk upright. “

Two homosexuals live together, and the first says, "Let's play hide and seek, I'll hide,

If you find me, I'll give you a. ”

Another asked, "What if I can't find you?" ”

The first person said, "I'll hide behind the piano." ”

On the battlefield in Vietnam, a soldier returned to his tent and said to his companion, "I a Vietnamese girl today and me with a dog."

Fucked it, and inserted her asshole! ”

The companion said, "Then why don't you let her give you a?" ”

"Because I couldn't find out where her head was," he said. ”

A beautiful young lady had a sore throat and went to the doctor. The doctor said, "Strip naked, lie down on my desk,

Spread your legs as far apart as possible. ”

The young lady asked, "How can that help my throat?" ”

The doctor replied, "It doesn't do much to my throat, but I want to see if I paint my room black.

And then hang pink blinds, what will it look like. “

A girl walks into a bar and says to the owner, "You pay two hundred dollars, and I'll do anything for you." “

The shopkeeper said, "Okay, you can paint the walls here." “

"What's the biggest benefit a woman gives you a **?"

"Enables me to have five minutes of tranquility."

A man met a ** on the street, and the man said, "Let's find a place to run errands, I have 15 yuan."

Money. “

** said: "Fifteen pieces can only be used for you to see." “

"Okay." The man replied. So they went to a deserted alley, ** pulled down their pants, and the man knelt

On the ground. It was dark and he couldn't see clearly, so he lit the lighter.

The man said, "Hey, your **... It's so dense, so much, so bright... It's really beautiful. “

Say, "Thank you! “

The man said, "Can I ask you a personal question?" “

Say, "Yes." “

The man asked, "If you pee a lot, can you soak all the **?" “

Say, "Of course." “

The man said, "Well, you'd better start peeing now, because there's a fire down there!" “

"Did you hear about that guy in the Naked Tribe?"

"It is said that his dick stood up, and while walking, he accidentally hit a wall again, and as a result, his nose was broken."

A man comes home after work and gives his wife a dozen yellow roses. The next day, his wife was there

When I was drying clothes in the backyard, I chatted with the woman next door through the fence.

"Yesterday," she said, "my husband gave me a dozen yellow roses, and I guess he must have wanted to."

Let me spread my legs apart and lift them high into the air for a whole week! ”

"Why?" The next-door neighbor asked, "Don't you have a vase at home?" ”

"Do you know how to make your wife scream when she has an orgasm?"

"Call her up and tell her where you are."

"Do you know the difference between a woman and a tornado?"

"You know, they're all going to take all your belongings after some blowing."

A little girl offered to take a bath with her mother, and she said, "All right, but don't look up or down." ”

The girl agreed. But when she was taking a bath, she couldn't help but look at her mother's two places, so the little girl was puzzled

He asked, "Mother, what are you there?" Mom said, "There are two little light bulbs on the top, and on the bottom.

It's Mom's Garden. ”

The next day, the girl offered to take a bath with her father. Dad said, "Okay, but don't look down." ”

The little girl agreed. But when I took a shower, I couldn't help but look at the place. So he asked puzzledly, "Dad, you."

What's that? "Oh, that's a snake from Daddy."

When it was time to go to bed at night, the little girl asked to sleep with her parents, and her father said, "Yes, but no."

Look under the blanket! The little girl agreed. However, when I was sleeping, I couldn't help but be curious, and I lifted the blanket and went down

Look, I can't help but exclaim: "Mommy, Mommy, Daddy's snake slipped into your garden." ”

In a nude bathhouse, a couple was lying on the beach basking in the sun, when suddenly a bee flew in and drilled

Entering the woman's **, both of them were stunned, and the husband hurriedly covered his wife's body with a coat

He also put on his pants and took his wife to the doctor in a car.

After examination, the doctor told them that because the bee drilled too deep, it could not be pinched out with tweezers, and it needed to be clamped

Coat the bee with honey and stick the bees out.

After applying honey, due to the fright just now, the husband could not ** anyway, so the doctor said that if he

If you don't mind, he can do it for you. The couple agreed for fear that the bees would cause harm inside.

After applying the honey, the doctor inserted the ** into the woman**, who knows, the more he does it, the happier he becomes, and there is no half

The husband couldn't bear it anymore and scolded loudly: "What are you going to do? ”

The doctor replied, sweating, "I changed my mind on the spur of the moment, and now I'm going to drown this little thing in it." “

A man wanted to get a new telescope for his rifle, so he went to a weapons store and asked the owner to give it

He took a telescope and looked at it.

"This thing works, you can clearly see the house on the hillside opposite me from here!" shop

The Lord boasts