Mu Yanyan looked at the embarrassed body, she knew that Lin Yan wanted to kill two puppets, how could it be so difficult to destroy them all? And there is a mysterious man in black next to him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lin Yan closed his eyes, recited the mantra of the Buddha Gate, and then took out an essence from the sea of divine consciousness, this was an essence that could match the peak strength of the God King Mirror. Lin Yan recited the control spell Mommy Mommy Boom. A golden light came out, this golden light was taken out by Lin Yan from the Buddha Yi Sect, this golden light is the existence of the seventh-rank god that has been destroyed!

The seventh-rank god is second only to that level of existence! (From now on, the ranks of the God Realm will be replaced except for the first-class gods to the seventh-class gods, as well as the Heavenly Emperor.) That level is two steps further to the Heavenly Emperor, and I don't know if there is a level above the Heavenly Emperor.

While Lin Yan controlled the spirit, he recited the spell again, controlling the Heavenly Trace Sword, Lin Yan began to condense the formation seal again, this time Lin Yan will no longer hide it, "God Punishment Array", "Spirit Slaying Array", "Netherworld Array", "Bagua Array", "Fire Demon Tianyan Array", "Dark Dragon Roaring Spirit Array", as Lin Yan shouted, one by one the arrays were completed, and his array seals were almost gone at this moment.

These formations turned into spirits and pounced towards these puppets. The man in black on the side saw it, clapped his hands, and said, "Yes, yes, it seems that I have to do it." After speaking, he used his special true technique towards Lin Yan, "Tai Grab Dao Hand", Lin Yan noticed the fluctuation of true qi, and also used the true skill of the pit father, "Tianxue".

Those puppets were all seriously injured at the moment, so Lin Yan really passed on the sound to Mu Yanyan, telling her to kill these puppets. The strength of these puppets themselves is a bit weak, and they have all become ground-level masters at this moment after being seriously injured. It's a breeze for Mu Yanyan. Mu Yanyan used the fax technique of the monk to "turn into a palm". Mu Yanyan slapped these puppets into ashes.

On the other side, Lin Yan observed the Tai Grab Dao Hand, and after a while, the two sides of the two sides learned. So Lin Yan fought with this person for half a catty, why is this? Because the man in black was very afraid of death, if it weren't for his mother, but this also gave Lin Yan time to rest, not to mention that Lin Yan's true qi had recovered seven or eight spiritual qi at this moment. Lin Yan directly shuyong his ultimate move "Ghost Shadow Heavenly Evil Palm". With a bang, the man in black vomited blood. "Looks like you're pretty good, goodbye." After saying that, the man in black dropped a smoke bomb. "This ......" Lin Yan just wanted to catch it, but the man in black had already left. Lin Yan pondered in his heart, "I should have been able to see it, could it be that he is from there......" Thinking of Lin Yan's face turned white in an instant, that place he would never be able to provoke, and the Black Demon Cave backer, one of the three overlords of the dignified God Realm, would actually hit himself with his idea. This is something Lin Yan can't figure out, is it? Thinking of this, Lin Yan's face turned even paler, it seems that it is really going to be opened, I am afraid that the time will not exceed a year, that is to say, he only has one year left, as long as he stands at the top of the pyramid again. You can use the five elements and seven attributes in your body to open that place, and you can become the legendary martial arts master, or a higher realm martial emperor. Thinking of Lin Yan, he shook his head, these are not what he can think about now, although the five elements and seven attributes in his body have not been taken away, so what about next time? So now ...... for yourself. Mu Yanyan saw that Lin Yan had beaten the man in black back, so she also walked out: "Lin Yan, who are those?" "You don't need to know that these people are opponents at their peak, and it is useless to say anything else." Lin Yan waved his hand and said. "Oh!" Mu Yanyan nodded obediently. Looking at Mu Yanyan's well-behaved appearance, Lin Yan couldn't help but touch Mu Yanyan's little head. "Let's go! Now it's time to go to my father-in-law. Lin Yan said with a smile. Listening to what Lin Yan said, Mu Yanyan's face couldn't help but turn red: "I hate it." "Hahaha" Lin Yan smiled, took Mu Yanyan's little hand and walked in the direction of the Mu family. Yanjing, in a dilapidated hut on the side. "Waste, you can go, why use colorful mist." The man who was called the master was a little angry and returned from the man in black. "Lin Yan... You don't necessarily see anything, do you? The man in black said cautiously. To be honest, if he hadn't used this colorful fog, he wouldn't have been able to escape, and the situation would have been worse at that time. But the man in black did not dare to tell his master these words. "You... You're stupid! As a former peak master, if he can't even find these, then he will live in vain, he should have guessed now that we are going to take his five elements and seven attributes, and now it is even more difficult to go again. The master smiled bitterly and said. The master's current strength is around the third-class god, and he can't shoot casually, once the shot is found by the arbitration committee, it will be fucked, endless pursuit, that's not a joke, I'm still so young! If you are hunted down, it will be tragic. I'm the third genius of the sect! It's almost second place! So it must not be hunted down. ……………… At this moment, Lin Yan was almost at the Mu family. So Lin Yan thought about buying some nutritional products and other things for Mu Qiming, I don't know if his prestige has spread now, if it does, it can save a lot of trouble. Lin Yan went to a large pharmacy called "Everbright Pharmacy". Lin Yan walked in and saw an old man, Lin Yan could feel the strength of this old man, "Demon God Mirror One Heavy Heaven Early Stage". Lin Yan didn't know why, and asked, "How can Yanyan return to the right ...... in the secular world." Mu Yanyan knew Lin Yan's problem, so she said, "Hehe, this is my Mu family's branch." "Uh..." Lin Yan felt speechless, he casually entered a pharmacy, and it turned out to be his own home. Even the Mu family can do this, and their family seems to only have a few nightclub branches and supermarket chains, but this is really stingy for the Lin family! The annual income of the Lin family is billions, but the Lin family adds up to hundreds of thousands of people, and there are some foreign disciples, which is an astronomical amount. Lin Yan walked in and picked a thousand-year-old ginseng. At this time, there was a person next to him, who saw Lin Yan holding a thousand-year-old ginseng, Lin Yan's clothes, his face was full of disdain, and said, "Who can't pretend to be forced!" Be careful that you don't have the money. This person's name is "Wang Badan", and he hates others to say that he is a bastard. "Bastard, it's not Wang Ba's birthday, don't get in the way here." At this time, Mu Yanyan, who was next to Lin Yan, said angrily. Usually this Wang Ba Dan is her suitor, so Mu Yanyan is very annoying, and she is very unhappy to see him. Sure enough, Wang Ba Dan saw Mu Yanyan next to him and hurriedly came over to flatter, saying, "It's Yanyan!" This kid looks like a poor man, don't follow him, follow me, our Wang family is a Taigu hidden family. Mu Yanyan hit the nail on the head and said, "It's the very end." "It's good not to say it, Wang Ba's birthday was black all of a sudden. What Mu Yanyan said is not bad at all, the last family was destroyed because there was no heir, otherwise how could he wait for his Wang family. Lin Yan listened to the conversation between the two and understood seventy-seven-eighty-eight. It turned out that this kid didn't like him and Mu Yanyan together, so he ....... In order to save trouble, Lin Yan directly exposed the momentum on his body, and his strength was enough to rival the half-step second-class god. Wang Ba Dan was directly vomited blood by his own momentum, after all, he was only a master of the Xuan Demon Mirror. Lin Yan took the ginseng and went over to swipe the card, while Mu Yanyan wiped a cold sweat, fortunately, there was no one next to him just now, otherwise those innocent people would have been affected. Lin Yan took out a black card from his pocket, swiped it on the POS machine, pressed a few zeros and left. And Wang Badan's side was bleeding at the moment, and his servant hurriedly took out the Soul Restoration Pill and gave it to Wang Badan. After a long time, Wang Ba woke up and coincidentally saw Lin Yan paying. He said angrily, "Boy, I'll want you to look good while I'm waiting." Wang Ba Dan looked at the body, his eyes were confused. …… (To be continued) (Ask for recommendation, ask for collection, please get tired of lying down, the following is the joke time) The joke begins: Campus funny long joke Daquan 1, listening to the teacher's score, my heart is beating, I suddenly heard 60 points, I breathed a sigh of relief, and I was not happy; The girl in my heart promised to watch a movie together on the weekend, which was very happy; Lying alone on the high bed, I suddenly heard a knock on the door, and in the panic I heard the sound of neighbors and friends, and I was very happy; chatting on the Internet, one person is suspected to be a high school classmate, and it is very fast to ask; After eating the noodles, I felt in my pocket and didn't bring any money, and suddenly saw a friend walk in, and I was very happy; The food money was misappropriated in advance, and I was annoyed, and I suddenly received a remittance, which was very fast.2. Since the door lock of the dormitory toilet was broken, there is an unwritten rule: knock on the door before going to the toilet. One day, the head of the dormitory, who had a loud voice and sharp ears, was sitting in the toilet, and when he heard a knock on the door, he urgently called "someone", but the knocking stopped for a while and then started again, one after another. The housekeeper shouted "someone", who knew that the knocking on the door became more and more frequent, the housekeeper was angry, and when he came out to see, he realized that he was knocking on the door. After opening the door, one person was full of anger: "Why didn't someone open the door?" "3. On the first day of winter, the cold wind is howling, and the front and back doors of the classroom are wide open. Close to the front door all my life, I want to close the door, and annoyed the latecomer knocking on the door, so I wrote on the door: It's cold and windy, please go to the back door, thank you for your cooperation! Then close the door. The other life sitting next to the back door concocted the same method and left it on the back door: anti-corruption and clean government, it is strictly forbidden to go through the back door! Close the door after two rows of large letters. When the division arrived, the front and rear doors wandered, and they were in a dilemma. 4. The teacher said on stage: "Students, let's play idiom solitaire, okay?" I say the first two words, and you answer the last two words. "I almost peed excitedly when I heard it, this is my buddy's strength, I just heard the teacher say: "Tong Yan ......" is too simple, I didn't even think about it and jumped up and replied: "**! ”…… Now I'm standing in the doorway roasted by the sun. 5. In math class, the new teacher asked questions. Because he was not familiar, he said, "The boys with glasses in the last row got up and answered the question." I saw that the classmate silently took off his glasses and sat still under our admiring gaze...... 6. Once upon a time, there was a private school gentleman, and this private school gentleman was very, very lazy. One day, he saw a new student coming in with his back to the door during class, and he was very strange, but he was too lazy, so he didn't bother to ask, so he put up with it...... Then one day, when he finally couldn't help it, he asked the student: Why do you come in upside down every day? As a result, the student's answer made Mr. Private School feel ashamed. The student said, "Sir, I'll come in upside down, so I don't have to turn around when school is over!" 7. When I was in college, my compatriots at the same table often went out to play video games at night, came back late to sleep, and couldn't help but sleep when I went to class the next day. One moment he came back late in the evening, and the next day he fell asleep again in English class, and that day the English teacher was telling us words, and when the teacher was talking about pregnance, he told us a Bible story in English, the Virgin Mary was pregnant, what happened? whodidit？ But my brother yawned at this time, and his voice was very loud in the quiet classroom, and I poked him with my hand, and my brother opened his sleeping orangutan eyes and heard the teacher's words: "Whodidit?" Thinking that the teacher asked who yawned, he stood up with a flushed face: "Sorrysir, idid!" ”...... 8. One day in physics class, when the teacher was foaming at the mouth in class, a student raised his hand: The teacher said: Does this student have a problem? Sheng said: I want to poop... The teacher said: When you are so old, you can't use elegant words to speak? Sheng immediately raised his hand again and said: Teacher, my anus wants to vomit... ~^.^~9, deep at night, people are not quiet. Someone on Bunk 2 kept rolling. Shop 1: Long night's sleep, no intention to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, and you couldn't sleep on the 2nd! I don't know why you can't sleep?Number 1: My heart is beating so hard! (muffled his voice, made a mysterious appearance) My crush is in school three. Number 2: You started chasing her?Number 1: No, but my alarm clock will go off...... bell ......", encouraging me to chase her. Number 2: Where is the ...... Number 1: You listen to "Bell... Bell..."(Makes a sound with his mouth) No. 2: You ring, the alarm clock is not ringing...... 10. The teacher writes "confusing" on the blackboard and then asks a student, "Could you please tell me what this idiom means?" The student stood up, pushed his deep myopia glasses, carefully looked at the four words on the blackboard, and didn't understand it for a long time, and finally he said helplessly: "Teacher, I can't see clearly." The teacher said, "You're right, please sit down." Teacher: "When do you wake up during the summer vacation?" Boy: "When the first rays of sunlight come through my window, I get up." Teacher: "Isn't that too early?" Boy: "Oh, my house is west-facing. In class, the teacher asked everyone to use "discovery", "invention", and "development" to form sentences. A classmate stood up and said, "My dad found out about my mom, my dad ...... 11. The shortest composition teacher asked the students to write their feelings after watching three episodes of a juvenile TV series at home at night. Xiao Ming didn't watch the TV series, and the next day, he wrote a two-word essay: "Power outage!" "The teacher saw it, said that he lied, it was impossible to cut off the power, and told him to write another article after watching the second episode in the evening. Xiao Ming still didn't read it, and wrote a five-character essay: "The TV is broken." "During the geography exam of the highest mountain, there was a fill-in-the-blank question in the test paper: "The highest mountain in our country is. Xiao Yong filled in the "Erlang Mountain" without thinking. On the day of the test paper, the geography teacher called Xiao Yong up: "During class, I talked about Mount Everest, which is the highest peak in the world, don't you know?" Xiao Yong said, "Yes." But the other day I ...... 12. My roommate and I often straighten each other, and once he farted at my bedside while I was asleep, I was not calm at that time! After a few days, I sprinkled toilet paper on the toilet with a convenient fabric!! I'll never forget the scene where he wrestled his ass against the fan!!! 13. One day, when I was taking swimming lessons, Teacher: If anyone doesn't go into the water, I will cross out his name in the roll call. Sheng: I'm just afraid that if I go into the water, my family's household registration book will cross out my name. 14. One day, a buddy carried a large bag of DVDs to the dormitory to sell, and a certain gentleman had never watched pornographic films, so he asked: "What is the difference between a third-level film and a movie?" He replied: "5 yuan for the third-level film, 10 yuan for the A film!" "15. Usually, the most lively place in the school is the triangle of the advertising board. The reason for this is that there is a revelation in the various advertising boards: "My spouse disappeared last night, and I am not sad." We have always smelled like each other, and we have always been down-to-earth in life. Who would have thought that last night we went to the balcony to see the scenery after bathing, and without paying attention, she went with the wind. To be honest, neither of us can do without the other, otherwise we will become a pile of waste. I hope that the well-wishers will persuade him to return to Zhao after seeing it. Finally, please note that my spouse is a 'wolf' brand football sock. "The Seeker: Another Sock." 16. There was a student who was very stubborn and insensitive, so the teacher punished him to kneel on the ground, and inscribed a poem, saying to the student: "If you are right in the upper and lower sentences, you can avoid kneeling, otherwise you have to kneel all the time." The teacher's poem is: "Today the students knock their heads on the ground." The student thought for a moment, and then continued unhurriedly: "Last night, my mother was on her feet in the sky! The teacher couldn't laugh or cry. 17. 'One day, I was having dinner at a restaurant with a classmate from Northeast China, and he asked me, ''What do you want to order?'' I asked, "What does 'whole' mean?" He said, "It means 'to eat'." "Another time, we went to the game city, we took a taxi, but we got stuck in a traffic jam halfway through, and my classmate shouted anxiously: "How can this be done"'18, can you imagine how nervous the cafeteria aunt was when she heard the bell for the end of class, and the enemy army still had 30 seconds to enter the battle. 19. Classmate: "Why are you going?" Me: "I'm going to Japanese class." The classmate was stunned for a moment, and then snickered: "I'm kao, I've seen this level of watching good movies!" 20. A female teacher who had just graduated from normal school drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students: "Children, who knows what is drawn on the blackboard?" The children rushed to answer: "It's an ass!" The teacher's face was full of tears, and he went to the principal to comment, and the principal reprimanded the student: "You are really ignorant, the teacher is so good, you still make her angry." He looked at the blackboard and said, "Who is it?" I also drew a butt on the blackboard?!!! "21. I took the high math exam at 8 o'clock in the morning, and I got up in a daze at half past seven, so I hurriedly went to the water room with the basin. I put the basin on the table and turned around and ran to the toilet, only to hear a "bang", the basin fell upside down to the ground, I was in a cold sweat, thinking - it's over, (this exam) smashed! The exam was in the No. 2 main building, and when I got out of the dormitory door, I talked about the exam questions with my classmates while walking. Maybe I was too involved in the conversation, and I didn't know it when I walked through the No. 2 main building, and when I came back to my senses, my classmates looked depressed, but I was overjoyed: "What a good sign, it seems that (this exam) has passed!" ”...... 22. The elementary school teacher thought that Duoduo was too much, so he decided to call Duoduo's parents: "Hey! Is it Little Duoduo's mother? I'm a teacher of Toto! Madam, I can't tolerate your son any longer. In the beginning, your son was nothing more than a lipstick, and now, he dresses up as a woman to go to school every day! "Ahh Oh my God," Mom said, "he's still rummaging through his dad's clothes." "23. The Chinese in the Japanese classroom failed the exam. The teacher is admonishing: Look at others and think about yourself. As soon as he had an idea, he said, "Oh... I see. Look at other people's answers, think about your own. …… 24. The head teacher is holding a pen in his hand: "May I ask whose owner this is". -- Could it be that someone's owner is a pen? The English teacher said, "Everyone must use it while wasting their time." The math teacher used red chalk to mark the negative sign and said, "Don't forget to drop it." "-- Do you want a negative sign or not? Physics teacher: "For example, the sun shuttles in the moon, and the reference is ......" Chinese teacher: "Willing to change or unwilling to change and pull down." Homeroom teacher: "The English teacher asked everyone to come to school at 1:20 p.m., please respect this time." The head teacher: "Why do you have long eyes, you can't see this?" Who's got eyes on their face? Chemistry teacher: "This question was a question in the year 2000. ”...... 25. At the school job fair, a written test question from Michelin (which makes tires): Why does a bird not get electrocuted when standing on a high-voltage line? A classmate in my dormitory replied: Because it wears Michelin brand rubber shoes! As a result, he was the only undergraduate student in the whole school to be hired...... 26. When I was in elementary school, there was a text called? Waterfall? In the middle, it was said that the author turned a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging down in the mountains, and one of my female classmates also read it aloud with emotion: Turning this mountain, I was stunned, and a rag hung on the mountain. The whole class was stunned. 27. The nature teacher asks: "We know many facts, many examples, from nature, such as: one animal does not like another animal because of the power of intuition, or hates another animal, for example, dogs do not like cats, foxes chase hens, spiders are enemies of flies, and so on...... Can anyone give us some examples? Little Anna raised her hand and replied: "For example, students and teachers ...... "When I was in high school, my family was not far from the school, so I would bring an apple to share with me every afternoon before class. One time I joked with my table mates that I broke up with MM. The same table was furious: "You beast, why don't you want her, the apples you eat are stacked higher than you!" I was speechless, and I said that "works are equal to body" is used to describe the high level of scientific research, and it turns out that "apple is equal to body" is used to describe deep feelings and epiphany. 28. The younger brother's class is good at poetry and painting. One day, the teacher assigns the next homework question, which is called writing a proposal for ecological balance. After the homework was received, there was a suggestion that made the teacher cry and laugh, and it turned out that only a few words were written on it: cut less wood, more trees. Eat less animals and more vegetarians. 29. The circuit teacher has always left a lot of homework. The teacher in one class said, "I will leave a few questions less today." The student shouted, "No, I'll not fit in!" "30. When I was doing Chinese papers, I always felt that I was British. When I was doing the English paper, I felt like I had become Chinese again. When a sister and husband in my hometown work in Beijing and only go home two or three times a year, someone asked her, your man has been away for a long time, don't you worry about him stealing food? My sister said fiercely, I told my man, look for Miss when you want, don't talk about feelings, I wish he was looking for Miss every day, thinking about it every day, that means he is in good health, fierce in bed ~ A big man, if he has no energy in bed, he is not worthy of being my husband at all...

Second, in China's double diving, the daughter-in-law and the mother should be the best pair, because for decades, they always fall into the water at the same time.

3. Be a man, compare with yourself, don't compare with others, you are envious of others who are white, thin and beautiful, singing and painting at the same time, others are not surprised that you can eat so much

Fourth, today on the train, sitting opposite two handsome guys, about 20 years old. A: I'm thirsty, do you have anything to drink? B: My mom bought it, I don't know, I'll take a look. So B took out two bottles of Shuang Crooked from the plastic bag, and A's face instantly turned red: Nima, how old are you, and you still drink this thing! Luckily, I asked my mom to buy me mineral water! Scrap wood! After saying that, open your bag. I saw... A board of wahahahahahahahahaha

5. I was writing in a café, and a man and a woman were on a blind date next to me. After the introducer and relatives left, the two complained to each other, saying that they were forced to go on a blind date by their families, and they poured out the bitter water of forced marriage during the Spring Festival. The woman said that we would help each other and say that it would be okay, and the provincial family would arrange it. The man said okay, remember to take a group photo with his mobile phone later. The more the two of them talked, the more excited they became, and everything you said and I said was how to pretend to be a couple's detailed planning. I thought to myself, you guys are married, what a match......

6. My mobile phone password is the last 4 digits of pi!

7. When I went to eat this afternoon, I met the first shopkeeper in my life who answered "no" when he heard the customer say "business is booming.......

8. During the New Year's holidays, it is very important to have a talent, for example, you are good at one or two songs, you have one or two perfect jokes, you are proficient in one or two small magic tricks, you can play a certain musical instrument, and you can show your hand at the right time, you can get ahead immediately. Everyone is performing at today's party, and a buddy will not just scream and shout next to him, and he has won the favor of all the girls present. I suddenly understood that in this era, liking is the best talent.

9. On a rainy day, the aunt in charge of the warehouse in the unit said to me: "Xiao Liu, Auntie will give you an umbrella." There are 3 colors of red, yellow and blue, you can choose one. "I said that it was all the color of girls, and my aunt said that blue was good, and boys used it, and I happily took it downstairs, and when I opened it, I was speechless, and the big words "Seven Degrees of Space" sparkled on the umbrella......

10. In front of the cash register of the convenience store, a cute Zhengtai pulled his father's cuffs and asked: "Babi Babi, why is it 160 yuan, but you paid 210 yuan~" The man touched his son's head lovingly: "So that the aunt can retrieve a 50 yuan, and the wallet will not be bulging~" The cashier sister also bent her eyes, smiled at Zhengtai, and handed the man 5 10 yuan ......

11. Speaking of snowball fights, the snow is not thick, and I am in a hurry to die, and when I see a layer of snow in the rear window of a car, I scrape it down a little bit carefully... Then I saw a woman lying in the back seat, a man riding on it, and the two of them looked at me silently.

Twelve, a certain female silk signature: "Hunger and ** focus on the position of cucumbers." ”

13. Someone just added me to WeChat, and the avatar is my photo, and then I said who are you, why do you use my photo for the avatar. Invasion of personal privacy knows? I said a lot, and then after a while my mom texted me and said what's wrong with my avatar using your photo? Invade your privacy, you go to court to sue me...

14. Go to the doctor when you get better!

15. A friend is sleeping. A phone rang, saying that he had won the lottery, an Apple notebook and 13,000 yuan, and then he spoke Mandarin and said to my friend to come and receive the prize, and then all kinds of annoying, my friend weakly told him that I had won tens of millions this year, I didn't care about his 10,000 or 20,000, and the other party hung up the phone silently.

16. There are two chickens at home, and they lay an egg every day. During the Chinese New Year, the owner carefully observed every day to see which chicken did not lay eggs, and was ready to kill the chickens that did not lay eggs for the New Year. One chicken said to another: There is really no way to meet such a 2b master, or I will lay two eggs a day and give you one, husband.

Seventeen, real brothers, no matter how far away we are, no matter how long we haven't been in touch, even if we change our mobile phone number several times in the middle, we can always find you when we want to borrow money...

18. I once asked those female editors who still wear "super short hot pants and short skirts" to work every day, are you not afraid of the cold? They replied: If the girls were tightly wrapped, the boys would be cold.

19. In order to cover up the weakness of motion sickness, my girlfriend cleverly chose an unplanned pregnancy!!

20. When I came to my cousin's wedding, I saw a bear child who was even more handsome than me, hehe. So he asked a set of questions and was ready to embarrass him, how many days off? How much is the language test? How much is the math test? What's the best place in the class? Sure enough, the bear child has now lowered his head in shame, nestled in his mother's arms, and fed.

Twenty-one, I made fish today, and when I ate, I removed the fish bones for my daughter-in-law! After eating, he peeled grapefruit for his daughter-in-law!! Later, I said to my daughter-in-law, ''Wife! Do you think I'm good to you? The daughter-in-law said, "I won't say much thanks!" I wish you a safe life!

Twenty-two, the new internship boy poured bitter water: "Alas! I'm also a big boss, and my career has started, so why can't I find a girlfriend! The senior of the royal sister on the side interrupted him: "What do you like to eat sweets?" The boy looked confused: "Is it related?" I don't like sweets?! "Sister Yu's senior: "At this time, a girl asks like this, but you can't think of Valentine's Day, and you don't know how to ask rhetorically." That's why you're single. ”

23. American filming affects the entire earth, Chinese throughout the upper and lower 5,000 years, Koreans can't make films out of the three rings, and the Japanese shoot at home!

24. Nun: Senior monk, please take care of the poor nun's name "Runian". Zen Master: Haha, definitely, definitely, the poor monk's Dharma number is "degree".

25. A: I met a funeral team this morning, and I was scared to death by playing songs while walking. B: What song is playing? A: Come with me, we'll leave at dawn.........

Twenty-six, IQ has always been my hard injury, but I did not give up on myself as a disabled person, insisted on reciting the ninety-nine multiplication table every day, and finally succeeded in recovering the loss of 2 cents from the canteen aunt this morning, knowledge is power.

Twenty-seven, Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei: "Third brother, you go and take his dog's life." Zhang Fei rode his horse and pointed at Lu Bu: "Hey, do you know what my eldest brother called me for?" Lu Bu looked at him: "Come and kill me?" Zhang Fei laughed: "No, no, my eldest brother asked me to fetch you..." Feifei, don't call me Bubu when so many people call me. ”

Twenty-eighth, a small group has been adhering to the truth that thousands of clothes do not wear sycophants, the festival is coming, need to visit the leader, unfortunately the leader is not at home, by the leader's wife reception. The next day, I talked to my colleagues: The leader was not there last night, and his wife greeted me, but I was so enthusiastic, I went back late. Unfortunately, he was heard by the leader, and he never saw him later. 1 Zhu Bajie was making love with Chang'e on the moon, and suddenly a black shadow passed by, Zhu Bajie hurriedly chased out with a nail rake, and came back after a while, saying: Damn, Yang Liwei...... How many letters are left after 226 letters, removing e and t? 21, because ET is to take UFO 3 The top of the Da Vinci password, is the Da Vinci account number, do you know what is under the Da Vinci password, is the Da Vinci verification code 4 "Dad, someone stole our car." "Do you recognize the man's face?" "I didn't pay attention to it, but I remembered the car number!" 5 A jet fighter flew in the sky, and the bird was surprised when he saw it, and the bird: "Mom, how did that bird fly so fast?" Mother Bird: "You try putting a fire on your ass." "6 Monkey and dog marriage, on the wedding night, the monkey groom asked the bride: What do you like about me, choose to marry me? The dog bride said shyly: It's not for the child to look like a little human! 7A husband and wife are getting divorced and are arguing over their children. Wife: "The child was born after I worked hard to conceive it in October, so the child should belong to me." Husband: "What do you say?" Haven't you ever used an automatic soda machine? If I put in $5 and drop a bottle of soda, is the bottle mine or from the vending machine? 8A little boy stood by the blacksmith's shop and watched the blacksmith strike iron. The blacksmith hated her, so he took out the red-hot iron and approached the child to scare him! The child blinked and said, "If you give me a dollar, I'll dare to lick it!" When the blacksmith heard this, he immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl! The child took the money and licked it with his tongue, put it in his pocket and walked away...... 9In a psychiatric hospital, a patient was writing a letter, and the nurse saw it and asked him curiously. Nurse: Who are you going to write to? Patient: Write to myself! Nurse: What do you write? Patient: You're insane! I haven't received it yet, how do I know?? 10Mentally ill patient A steals the phone number book from the nurse's office back to the ward. Question B says, "What do you think of the novel I recently completed"? B looked at it and replied, "Yes, yes." However, there are a little more characters." At this time, the nurse from the psychiatric hospital came in and said, "You guys put the phone number book back for me!" "11 A customer goes to the bank to handle business. I was an intern at the time. Warmly received the customer and asked him what business he needed to handle. The customer said: I want to save a dead period. I asked with a smile on my face: How long will it take to die?! The customer said seriously: Dead for a year. I was stunned for three seconds.12 One day at four o'clock in the middle of the night, a friend called and said, 'Well, I just saw on my phone that you missed a call from last year, so I called and asked you what was the matter.' I paused

I was speechless... 13 The shark looked at a windsurfer and said: What a hospitality. There was both breakfast and plates and napkins...... 14 When I give birth to a son in the future, the name will be "so handsome", and when others see me, they will say, "What a handsome father!" 15. A person went out with a statue of Guan Gong, bought a special ticket for his respect, put it on his seat, and read a magazine after arranging it. Suddenly found that the time was up but the plane did not take off for a long time, and after a while, the airport horn called: "Comrade Guan Yunchang, please board the plane, the plane is about to take off!" "16 One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where do the rivers in China flow? One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward." The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou. The teacher was angry: You get out of here! Student: Let's go. The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick? Student: You have me, I have it all! Teacher: Can you say one more thing..... Student: When the road is uneven, I roar! Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up? Student: Shoot when it's time to shoot... The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school! Student: Storm in Kyushu. (Thank you, readers, for the big burst of jokes today, hehe.) Tomorrow will include jokes in about 5,000 words, and I read a lot of jokes to make up so much, so. …… Ask for recommendations, ask for collections, ask for coins, please, recommend it to your friends.