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"Defiled, uncle, defiled by that madwoman."

Sitting alone on the roof, Tang Seng who slipped out of the room while Zhen Yuanzi was awake early in the morning was wiping away tears sadly: "I obviously said to keep my distance, but the crazy woman not only hugged her, but when she woke up, she didn't even have clothes...... Damn, obviously in bed, how did that stinky girl take off her clothes? ”

Thinking of the appearance of Zhen Yuanzi next to him when he woke up this morning, Tang Seng became more and more sad.

I knew that the cunning woman was acting early on, why couldn't the uncle help but go back?

Thinking like this, Tang Seng suddenly gave himself a slap - with the strength that even mosquitoes can't kill, and then scolded angrily: "Let you be soft-hearted!" Let your heart soften! It's okay now, the innocence is gone, the innocence is gone, right? ”

"Hard can't do it, soft ones have to come. It's not okay to be horizontal, it's to be relied on. Sure enough, these sixteen words are really invincible against someone. Lianhua's voice suddenly came out, teasing and surprised: "Then again, do you have such a thing as innocence?" ”

"This ...... There should be, right? ”

Hearing Tang Seng's uncertain tone, Lianhua suddenly complained: "If there is, there is, don't use it!" ”

Clapping his hands violently, Tang Seng said categorically: "That's what you have!" ”

Lianhua couldn't help but complain again: "Why, with such a positive tone, your words make me not trust at all?" ”

"Gee, how do you feel like you've been getting more and more verbose lately? Do you imagine the long-winded ghosts on the other side of the river? ”

"If you can usually be reliable and take a good lead, I won't be too lazy to talk to you." Angrily muttered, Lianhua smiled again: "But you are really powerful, even Zhen Yuanzi dares to slap you, aren't you afraid that she will get angry and slap you to death with her backhand?" ”

"She dares! If you make a mistake and dare to backhand, believe it or not, uncle, I will take a break on the spot......"

Before he finished speaking, Tang Seng, who looked furious, suddenly looked annoyed, and then slapped himself hard: "Hugh your sister!" Uncle has fallen into the trap! ”

actually said Xiu Zhen Yuanzi, doesn't this admit that he is her husband? Bastard, you've been caught up in by that crazy woman!

Tang Seng thought of this, and he was depressed and wanted to put his head on the roof a few times.

"Admit the facts, when you are sure that Zhen Yuanzi really likes you, you soft-hearted guy has already fallen into the trap."

"Don't tell such cruel truths, bastard!" Pulling his hair, Tang Seng was even more painful.

After a while, Tang Seng, who was trapped in the cruel facts and couldn't extricate himself, suddenly burst into spirits, raised his head, clenched his fists, and said viciously: "No! Uncle is in a very bad mood right now, and he must find some surprise to soothe his wounded heart. ”

Jumping off the roof, Tang Seng, who was about to find some surprises, went towards a certain courtyard with great momentum.

Lianhua Daqi: "What do you want to do?" ”

"Go and tell Goku to get them up!" Tang Seng showed a 'hideous' smile: "Uncle knows, those guys and Uncle have been sleeping all the way, so they will always oversleep when they encounter a house." The environment of Wuzhuang Temple is so good, they must not have gotten up now. Haha, the master is unlucky, how can they sleep happily as apprentices...... No, as Master's uncle, I have an obligation to keep them in good early habits. So the uncle has the obligation to call them up! ”

Lianhua was embarrassed, and couldn't help complaining: "If you want to find fault, you have already exposed your true purpose, stupid!" ”

Ignoring Lianhua's complaints, Tang Seng quickened his pace.

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Quickly came to the courtyard where Sun Wukong and they were resting in Wuzhuangguan, Tang Seng stood in the courtyard, sharper than an eagle, and his eyes swept on the doors of the houses in the corridor.

From left to right, and from right to left, he glanced three times in a row before Tang Seng squinted and said, "Lianhua, do you have an opinion?" ”

"Opinions? Oh, what opinion? ”

"Of course it's a surprise for whom!" With a malicious smile, Tang Seng said cruelly: "I was sleeping soundly, and I was suddenly woken up by someone splashing cold water." The cruelty of this world, I, as a master, must let Wukong and them understand and let them take warning. ”

"Hey, splash with water, aren't you afraid that they will get sick?"

Tang Seng: "......"

The malicious smile froze, and Tang Seng slammed into anger: "Focus on the point, bastard!" Uncle is asking you to make an idea, not to let you pay attention to whether you will get sick! Besides, do you think the uncle will really splash people with cold water!? ”

"Oh." In response, Lianhua gave a serious opinion: "In the middle to the right, in the second room, you push open the door and go in, the custody is full of surprises!" ”

is too familiar with Lianhua, although there is nothing wrong with her tone, but for some reason, Tang Seng always feels that Lianhua's tone when she says the word surprise is a little weird.

With doubts in his heart, Tang Seng stopped, and his half-squinted eyes rolled with bone: "Lianhua, are you playing some kind of ghost idea?" ”

"Aren't you trying to surprise people?" Asking rhetorically, Lianhua swore and promised: "In the middle to the right of the second room, push open the door and promise to surprise the people inside!" ”

Suddenly I became more suspicious!

Thinking about what was wrong with Lianhua's words, but thinking about it carefully, Lianhua couldn't play herself, and there was no need to lie to herself, so Tang Seng shook off those doubts and quickened his pace towards the room that Lianhua said.

Quickly came to the door, kicked the door hard, Tang Seng strode into the house, and then muttered loudly: "What time is it?!" Dead monkey, don't you give it quickly...... See stars!? ”

The expression full of malice froze suddenly, looking at the clothes in the room, but because he was rash and then stunned, there were only two clothes on his body, belly pockets and obscene pants, the snow-white skin was whiter than the white underwear, and the white stabbing eyeballs hurt too platinum star, and the cold sweat on Tang Seng's forehead came out as soon as he brushed it.

I, I'm! Why are they staring with Venus, Wukong and them!?

Scolding in his heart, Tang Seng looked at Tai Bai Xing, who was still holding his clothes and was stunned, and couldn't help but laugh dryly: "Ha, haha, passing by, I'm just passing by." Dryly, Tang Seng also pretended to nod his head, and praised Tai Bai Xing: "Mmmm, the eyes are full of gold stars, white is very suitable for you." By the way, the figure is also good. ”

Tai Bai Xing: "......"

Looking at Tang Seng who gave him a thumbs up in a daze, Tai Bai Xing's eyes suddenly appeared with a killing intent.

Sensing the killing intent in Tai Bai Xing's eyes, Tang Seng subconsciously took a step back. Then, without waiting for Tai Bai Xing to make any moves, he slammed his hand and made a look of sudden realization: "Aha! I suddenly remembered that the Yiren had something to do with me, and if you continue, I'll take the first step. ”

With a chic wave of his hand to Tai Bai Xing, Tang Seng quickly exited the house, and after closing the door, he decisively pulled his legs and ran.

- "Tang Seng! I'm going to kill you!!!

Run, run, run, you'll be dead if you get caught!

Hearing the angry screams that resounded through the sky behind him, Tang Seng, who was originally running fast, muttered that he was running faster.

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