Of course, the Jade Emperor understood what Meng Xin was happy about, he was speechless in his heart, this kid really lacked heart and eyes to a certain extent!

He poured cold water on him unhurriedly and said: "It is pointless to be happy about what has already passed, let's think more about the future - young man, the courage on your shoulders is very heavy!" ”

Meng Xin woke up like a dream, yes, there are still dozens of immortals that he needs to support, but his entire property is only more than four yuan, and it is not enough to support himself, what should he do? Let all the gods go and eat the earth?

- Hey, if you are a fairy, maybe you can live by eating soil?

How can you be called a god without this superpower!

Meng Xin looked at the Jade Emperor faintly, and asked embarrassedly, "...... you Can...... That ......"

The Jade Emperor interrupted him very decisively, "No! Don't even think about it! I want to eat noodles, pot meat, boiled fish, hot pot, dry pot, spicy hot ......"

Paralyzed, you ask for so much, do you think you are the Jade Emperor-, it's easy to say again, this guy is really the Jade Emperor!

Well, I'll think of something else!

Meng Xin took out his mobile phone - although he could understand his mother-in-law's behavior of running away (after all, he had lost the money), he really couldn't do it......

So mother-in-law, you better come back, otherwise I will call you every day to make harassing phone calls......

He dialed his mother-in-law's phone number!

After a beep, a nice woman's voice came from the phone, "I'm sorry, the phone you made has blocked you, and you can be unblacklisted if you earn enough million!" ”

Then the phone hung up!

Meng Xin looked confused, what the hell is this voice prompt? What the hell is 'making enough ...... a million'?

He dialed the phone again, and it was still the woman's voice, "Can't you understand me?" Are you a fool? If yes, press Replay; If not, put your phone back in your pocket, thank you for the call, but don't expect your call again! ”

Then the phone hung up again!

Meng Xin: "......"

What's this, which company's voice prompts are so stumbling?

He was ready to fight again, but he couldn't press it when he remembered the 'voice prompt', and he didn't want to admit that he was a fool......

And he had a hunch that he would be scolded badly if he dialed it again......

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So he dialed Lao Jun's phone number again, and after a few beeps, the phone was connected, "Hey, who is it?" "It's Lao Jun's old voice!

Meng Xin cried with joy, "Laojun, I know all about money, come back quickly, I really can't handle it alone......"

Lao Jun interrupted him, "Oh, it turned out to be Meng Xin's little friend, Lao Jun is now in Centauri A and can't come back, my signal here is not very good...... Feed...... Feed? Hey...... "Doot toot, the phone hangs up!"

Meng Xin: "......"

The stalk of 'bad signal' is too old, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law TV series at eight o'clock disdain to use it, hey!

Didn't you say go to a friend's wedding? How did you run Centauri A? Is your friend a Trisolar? Are you a tease sent by the Trisolarans to go undercover on Earth?

And your phone can even talk across star fields?

, there are too many slots to vomit, hey!

I can't count on one or two, what should I do about this, Meng Xin feels so melancholy!

At this time, the Jade Emperor spoke slowly again, "I know that you are in trouble, so I have already found you a helper!" ”

Meng Wen Yan is happy, who are you looking for?

The Jade Emperor said: "Marshal Tianpeng in the previous life, the messenger of the Pure Altar in this life!" ”

Pig?

Hey, hey, hey, big brother, aren't you, are you looking for him to make sure you're not making trouble? That nerd is lazy and delicious, he has nothing to do all day, he is lustful, and the pig quality is still poor...... It's a debuff entirely, so it's better for me to fight alone!

The Jade Emperor also said, "The description of Marshal Tianpeng in your mortal world's "Journey to the West" is completely wrong. Marshal Tianpeng is diligent and pragmatic, honest and kind, and is very honest, even more honest than 'Wang Baoqiang'...... His only drawback is that he is too honest, he often suffers from the losses of the rolling shutter general, helps him carry a lot of black pots, and the mortals who wrote "Journey to the West" don't know the merits of hearsay, so he created the second biggest injustice in the universe! ”

Meng Xin looked confused when he heard it. So, is it actually the sand monk who is really lazy?

The truth is always so unexpected!

If Wu Chengen knew this, he would have to crawl out of the grave and scratch you, the kind that the coffin board can't suppress!

But......

"It's not false that he is lustful, but he was demoted to the mortal world because he molested Chang'e! Could this be a fallacy? Meng Xin asked!

The Jade Emperor sighed lightly and said: "This is really a fallacy, Marshal Tianpeng didn't recruit anyone to provoke anyone that night, and suddenly saw a lost little rabbit, he was kind for a while, and took the initiative to send the little rabbit back to Guanghan Palace, it happened that Chang'e Fairy was preparing to take a bath, which caused a misunderstanding, and was caught and beaten by Chang'e Fairy, beaten into a pig's head, not to mention kicking and flying several times, and fell to Qi Xiantai, the guards of Qi Xiantai grabbed it and took a look, and mistakenly thought it was a pig demon who offended the heavens, so he knocked it down and reincarnated on the pig. This is the largest injustice in the universe! ”

Meng Xin: "......"

The first and second injustices in the universe all happened to him as a pig, he is really unlucky, this world is really full of malice towards 'honest people'!

Well, since the truth is like this, Meng Xin has no reason to refuse anymore, he asked, "Then where do I go to find him?" ”

The Jade Emperor said: "Don't look for it, he's here!" ”

The next moment, the door of the thatched house was pushed open, and a giant man with a height of more than one zhang squatted and moved in, he had a fat waist and a thick waist, and a Chinese face, which looked very honest and honest, but this head was too big, and it would obstruct traffic on the street!

- However, there is no legendary belly with a big belly and pig's head and pig ears!

"Jade Emperor, what are you doing to me? Is there anything I can help with? Zhu Bajie asked angrily!

It seems that the Jade Emperor usually bothers others with 'honest people' - so he still can't be too honest!

The Jade Emperor said: "Marshal Tianpeng, you came just in time, this little brother is the person Granny Meng said last night, why did he not know a lot when he first came, you can help him a little more!" ”

"No problem, wrap it up on my old pig!" Zhu Bajie slapped his chest like a war drum, and said to Meng Xin: "You have something to call me!" ”

Damn, this nerd is too righteous and refreshing, and sure enough, what is written in the book is fake!

Meng Xin's eyes were a little moist, I didn't expect you to be such a 'pig', people all over the world owe you an apology!

After being moved, Meng Xin jumped up and slapped Zhu Bajie's knee, "Second senior brother, my name is Meng Xin, let's get along well in the future, and please give me more advice!" ”

Zhu Bajie squatted on the ground and patted Meng Xin's head, "It's necessary to get along well, but the senior brother and the master both say that I am stupid and call me a nerd, so I have nothing to teach you!" ”

Listen, what an honest pig, can you bear to hack him?

But...... I always feel like there's something wrong with this way of greeting!

Is it a delusion?