I flipped through my wallet and was dumbfounded again - there is no 20 yuan of loose money, do you believe it?

Just two Red Bulls, a full 200!

The deaf and dumb little girl looked at me without blinking, which made me feel extremely embarrassed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Give her a Red Bull, and there is a feeling of twitching in her heart; If you don't give it, if you refuse to say it, you will be a scoundrel, and you will have no taste.

After thinking about it, I finally said to the little girl: "That, I'm really sorry, I don't have 20 yuan in change here, why don't I give you 100 and you find me 80?"

After saying that, I felt that something was wrong, and I slapped my head, you are a dumb melon, people are deaf and mute! Do so many people understand?

But the little girl nodded vigorously again.

I rub it, it's really numb, is it difficult for a young man to be able to read lip language?

At this time, an old lady sitting next to the waiting room watched me take out the Red Bull and give it to the little girl, and she wanted to stop talking.

The doubts in my heart were even greater, a cloud of mist. In a daze, he took the loose money that the little girl had retrieved. And after the little girl stuffed the money into me, she turned around and got into the crowd and disappeared from my sight in the blink of an eye......

Nani?

I was speechless, how could I feel that I had donated money to others without even a word of thanks? Forget it, it's up to you to be deaf and dumb!

After the incident, I was about to take out my mobile phone to wind up the circle of friends, but the old aunt next to me spoke, patted me on the shoulder, and looked pitiful: "Hey, young man, you have been fooled!"

I asked rhetorically, "Auntie, I don't seem to know you, how do you know I've been fooled?"

The old lady looked at me, still looking pitiful, pointed in the direction where the little girl left, and said with a beep: "I said you are really a little stupid, I didn't see it." After a pause, he continued to beep: "That little girl just now was a liar, I don't know which gang was newly cultivated, specially pretending to be deaf and dumb, looking for people everywhere to 'donate', she is a normal person who is alive and kicking!"

Whatthehellareyouspeaking？

Swindler?

Haha, it's embarrassing!

In fact, I'm not very stupid, my aunt has drawn dolls to draw intestines, and the truth is already obvious.

Living such a "big" age, I didn't meet the porcelain, and I caught up with the deceitful. Mom, the key party is still a little luoli, dare to love brother IQ was played by a little kid?

Ahem, how can a talented person like my brother get off the stage in front of my aunt?

So, I teased my aunt and said, "Auntie, how do you know that she is a liar?" Maybe you've misunderstood. ”

Hey, this time my aunt didn't pity me, but turned into an idiot and said to me: "You are really a cowhide lighting a lantern, who here has not been fooled?" Which of them doesn't know? ”

I looked up at the aunts and uncles sitting around me, and they all nodded vigorously at the same time.

Me: "......"

Your brother-in-law knows that he didn't tell me, with the benefit of hindsight. I complained to my aunt: "Auntie, you're wrong, why didn't you remind me just now?" What's the use of saying it now. ”

Damn, if it weren't for your age, I would have cut you early!

"Hey, didn't I just look at you? I didn't expect you to be so stupid and didn't understand? ”

The multiple-choice questions are as follows:

Topic: How would you react when you were entangled by a little luoli and an old aunt next to you had an unnatural twitch in the face during the conversation?

A.Ask your aunt if she is sick?

b. Ignore her

c. To avoid touching neuropathy, stay away

d. A slap in the face and then ask her if she is menopausal

……

Well, I throw in the towel. There is a generation gap between young people and old aunts, and they can't communicate together.

I got up and picked up my luggage to say goodbye to my aunt, and prepared to go through the security gate and get on the bus. When I boarded the bus, the old lady suddenly shouted, "Shabi kids, I forgot to tell you that they are also very good at exchanging counterfeit money!"

I stumbled under my feet and almost rolled off the steps of the car......

Hurriedly took out the wallet, counted, mother, only seventy yuan, and dipped his fingers in saliva and touched it, your uncle is a ball, it will break when you wipe it, it is more brittle than white paper!

Brother almost couldn't help but be rude, your grandmother's fake brother is forgotten, and one less is given! It's a waste to dare to give one more counterfeit coin? Nima's change to you, can you bear it?

Brother deceived people by a hundred, and people are still reluctant to find a fake currency when it's over? I really want to be a street dog!

cao！

Little Lori looks at the next time I meet you, I won't take you ...... You don't even know why the flowers are so red!

Brother was full of face at that time, this society is really not suitable for brother?

……

Is there still trust between people? Do you say that my brother will dare to stretch out his hands when he encounters someone who really needs help in the future? In the era of high consumption in modern society, what can 100 yuan do? For a housewife, at most, she can buy a pound of pork, a piece of sesame oil, a cucumber and a small bag of rice, so a little money can sell her conscience and sincerity?

Maybe I'm not qualified to judge the future of that "deaf and dumb" little girl, but now I'm only eleven or twelve years old and can perfectly deceive a 24-year-old big brother, what about ten years from now, twenty years from now, thirty years from now? If you continue to do this kind of deceptive and sympathetic thing, I believe that you will not get any good ending!

No matter how difficult or hard your life is, there is no reason to deceive someone as kind as me! Even if you are forced to do so, find a way to escape from this fountain of sin. As long as you are dedicated to good, no sin can stop you from moving forward!

I still firmly believe that good people will be rewarded, and evil people will be rewarded. It's not that I don't report it, it's just that the time has not come.

Damn, my hundred......

That's my day's internship salary, and it's been for nothing......

Passerby A: "The author really has a snake spirit disease!"

……

The past is like smoke, only look at the future.

After three months, I returned to my alma mater, the familiar school gate, the familiar school road, the familiar commercial street, and the familiar bikini...... Ahem, that sexy, well-dressed junior sister, here is full of youthful breath and boundless freedom!

It's nice to have a breath of fresh air!

It's so nice to drink cold milk tea!

It's nice to look at the bustling schoolgirls!

Not as hurried as when I went out, but now I take a comfortable walk back to the dormitory, sighing, sighing, touching, and bored.

When I returned to the dormitory, I met some classmates who were staying at school and were not looking for jobs, and greeted them warmly.

"Hey, Brother Long, long time no see. Jerking off again? ”

"Ouch, Xiao Ding is back in the groove, how about dinner tonight?"

"No problem, what about your dormitory brother? Some time ago, I heard that I went to sell cars? ”

"Hey, don't mention him, what kind of car is he selling, he has a snake spirit disease, he went to do marketing, a WeChat gang, specializing in deceiving people to buy funds and bonds to make money."

Me: "......"

Back in the dormitory, it was deserted, and the three old bastards were still celebrating the Heavenly Turban Worm, so they probably didn't come back so soon. I cleaned it up, bought new sheets and pillows, and put them on. Connected to the campus network that has not yet been withdrawn, there is no doubt, mechanically, and reflexively opened the Tencent TGP......

What? Playing games again? Why don't you have dinner? As for this, hey, you're serious, it's the guys...... cough, old classmates are just teasing each other, besides, Brother Long is also masturbating, and he doesn't want to go if you invite him! In college, you lose if you're serious......

After three days of dark masturbation, I no longer thought about any troubles, and only fought as a hero in another world. Finally, the whole dormitory was gathered, and it was lively for one night, three women on one street, four Ji guys in one city.

Talking about the internship experience, talking about the experience, talking about the noisy and noisy, and talking about the hoarse voice. Although they were separated for three months, there were too many sighs to share during the internship time from school to society.

That night, the four of us in the dormitory talked together, listened, laughed, and cried...... Until dawn.

Finally, the date of the dissertation defense is approaching, and before the defense conference, our graduates should first improve the content of the dissertation, revise the format of the dissertation correctly, and ensure that the above two tasks are completed and submitted to the school library information department for plagiarism. What is "plagiarism", breaking down the words is to check the repetition rate of the content of the paper, the content of your paper can not be the same as 30% of all articles on the Internet, more than you can not pass the duplicate check, sorry, return to revise or rewrite.

I'm just hehe, is this also a difficulty? Don't forget that my brother has been mixed up in the starting point novel network for four years.,Starting point novel network.,understand? Big website, literati, novels and gods stacked up, playing literary skills with my brother? Brother, a pen can knock you down!

So, I changed the downloaded article casually, reduced it to about half, and then added a lot of nonsense to it, and it was done in half an hour, ok! A new paper was born.

Print out three copies, one to the instructor, one to the defense teacher, and one for archiving, just so easy to wait for the defense conference.

For the defense conference, in fact, I was a little nervous at first, I heard my brother say, there have been papers because the quality is too poor and have to be debated twice, it is not possible to finish the course, but also to be serious, right?

I've been waiting for a few days to be uneasy, often because of distraction and anxiety that leads to Dalong being robbed, being caught online and being stolen and being overturned, which illustrates the fact that when you play masturbation, you must be attentive, unswerving, serious, and down-to-earth......

……

Today is the date of the Defence Conference.

The message sent by the instructor to the group is the defense order schedule. As the saying goes, if a gun shoots a bird, the earlier the order, the more unlucky it will be! To be honest, although I am stupid, luck is a turbulent stock variable, when I am unlucky, a girl will be slapped in the mouth, but when I am lucky, I can pick up two one-dollar coins at the door. No, my defense order is actually the penultimate number, the serial number is 22, the second to last row of seats, classroom A222!

You say 2 no 2?

Since it was to be completed in one morning, there were 23 people in our group, and each person only had 5~10 minutes, and it started at half past eight, so the instructor told us to arrive on time and not be late.

I really believe it! As a result, I was the first to arrive at the classroom, and the door was not opened, let alone the teachers and classmates of the defense conference......

I waited at the door for about twenty minutes, and finally someone came, and it was almost nine o'clock before it officially started.

Your brother-in-law, I slapped myself in the mouth, and if you were serious in college, you really lost......

This is followed by the monthly ...... Ahem, the convention, first the leader of the defense team, the deputy leader of the defense, and the instructor went up to summarize and put it for a while, and then announced the official start of the 2016 graduate defense conference!

Nima, the flowers are waiting for thank you to start, dear, may I ask if it's almost ten o'clock now, teacher, you still have two hours before you get off work, is it enough?

Later, I finally understood that I was still too young, these old foxes, cough cough, these teachers are experienced in dealing with things, clever in their methods, cunning and cunning, cough cough, old scheming, cough cough sorry. Old...... What's the old thing, what should I do if I run out of words? I thought, hey, no matter what, let's just be strong......

"Next, please ask the first student to make a PPT speech, and the next student to prepare!"

"Good morning judges, good morning students, I am xxx in the first class of the School of Mechanical Engineering, student number xxxxxxxx, the title of my thesis is xxxxx, and my design idea is like this......"

It's early for your sister, it's almost noon, it's still early!

Bored listening to the first classmate forcing Libala to beep for almost ten minutes, it's not over yet, look at the lower left corner of the ppt, I went to my brother-in-law, only to talk about 25 pages, a total of 69 pages!

How are you, classmate? Do you feel that a body of "talent" is going to burst out here like an aging and rusty faucet to show the judges and teachers? By the time you're done, it's getting dark, and there are still 22 2 people waiting to come on stage......

Fifteen minutes later, one of the judges couldn't help it, interrupted the students who were talking endlessly, and said straight to the point: "Classmates, you can just say the center point!"

"Oh oh, I'm sorry teacher, I'm ...... I'm actually saying ......"

Talent! This is real talent! I didn't talk about it according to the ppt, and I said it to the judges in a chapter.

Cow bi!

"Okay, okay, okay, classmate, come down, we also read the font version of the paper, and I think we have to revise these ......."

The judge's tone was good, she was responsible for checking the students' formatting part, and pointed out a lot of incorrect formats to the "talent". Then to the content part, there is an old man about sixty years old next to him, I take a closer look, Nima is not our instructor - Teacher Hu?

The stars are so fierce, why did they blind my alloy titanium dog eyes?

When will the instructor also be a judge teacher? And looking at the way he was discussing with other teachers, his nose was facing the gate of heaven, what a bull fork!

The ppt is finished, the format is almost over, and it seems that the defense is not so difficult, this student is slowly breathing a sigh of relief, who knows that a shout not only made him look disgraced, but also woke up all of us students who were dozing.

"What's wrong? Earthquake? A classmate jumped up from the table, rubbing his eyes and wondering what was going on.

"Shhhhh

But our teacher Hu has already seen everything.

"Get out! Haven't slept enough in four years? Your last defense! ”

Well, I went from 2 to 3, the penultimate defense.

Teacher Hu's momentum frightened everyone, and the classroom was as quiet as stagnant water for a while. I secretly prayed in my heart: the compatriots in front of me must not make trouble, if 20 people are punished collectively, what will happen?

Nima's, then it's my turn, dead idiot!

Mr. Hu: "Did you copy this paper?"

Respondent: "No, I wrote it myself."

Mr. Hu: "But I've read this paper on the Internet?"

Respondent: "Some of them are for reference, and some of them are written by themselves."

Mr. Hu: "Reference? You see, this paragraph is all copied, right? 'Conclusions verified by professional testing', I ask you, which professional have you asked to test and verify? ”

Nima's more than 10,000 words, which you can also find? Find fault with you!

The classmates couldn't speak, and there was a teacher next to him who took over the topic like a production line in a factory.

Teacher: "Classmates, you shouldn't plagiarize, no matter how difficult it is, you have to complete it independently, why do we use papers to end the university course?" On the one hand, it is to allow students to exercise their independent consciousness, and on the other hand, it is used as an evaluation summary to test the student's career as a scholar, it doesn't matter if your paper is good or not, but plagiarism is the most shameful behavior. Okay, the other parts are still doing well, let's go here, take the paper back and revise it a little and then hand it to the instructor to sign and store it in the archives, and check the grading results on the Internet, okay, the next one. Hurry! ”

I understand, but I want to laugh the most!

This is a routine, dear.,See no.,First the teacher who checked the format gave you a like.,Then the teacher of the content review stepped on it hard.,Finally, the peacemaker teacher gave you a middle evaluation.,Call it a day!

Give you a sweet date first, a sudden slap, and finally a tepid breakup.

It's too literary, let's have another one!

First, I gave you a durian, suddenly a soak of, and finally drank tea without fragrant or smelly.

Not to mention the appetite, I'm going to have diarrhea just after eating these, hehe.

Become too!

Well, can we stop?

No!

Pulling eggs is stones, rubbing out sparks; is fire, which lights a lamp that goes out; The is a lamp that illuminates the path of the night walk; is the road, leading me to the dawn!

Life is wonderful because of, yay!

……

The second classmate went up, I listened to the tone of his speech ppt, how did it feel like a prisoner was reading a confessional suicide note before his execution, and the three teachers sat in front of you and were not three tigers, what are you afraid of?

I swallowed hard, my heels off the ground, shaking.

The first ten classmates were really miserable, all kinds of scolding and all kinds of destruction, it took more than an hour, and my heart and liver were so nervous that I jumped in my throat. All kinds of fantasies, afraid that he will also be scolded by the bloody dog. But the world seems to be so dramatic, when you think you are hopeless, you see hope! The story is wonderful later on, the tigers, no, the teachers seem to slowly lose their bestiality, cough, patience, and begin to perfunctory. A little look at your format, pictures, formulas and the like will let you pass, PPT didn't listen to or read at all, so that the carefully prepared students are both happy and disappointed.

I'm happy that I don't have to endure a scolding like the previous students, and I'm disappointed that the teacher doesn't pay attention to me, and I did it in vain......

People just live so tangled and contradictory.

It's over, it's my turn!

I was sad and sighing about life, and suddenly I heard the teacher read my name, and when I looked up, I went, how could I be left with another classmate in the blink of an eye, uh, plus a "face the wall" at the door......

It's too coping, and the next ten people estimate that one of them will finish work in less than five minutes. I walked to the podium with a strong beating heart, and there was a posture of "the strong man is gone", but in the process of getting up to opening the PPT, none of the three tigers raised their heads, and they were all writing and drawing on my paper version with a pen.

Yes, my brother was directly ignored. I can't spill my blood, so I only talked about the 18-page PPT for less than two minutes, and I skipped a few pages in the middle.

Well, the second-to-last buddy in the back is covering his mouth and snickering, brother, your chrysanthemum is smiling brightly......

"Done?"

"Yes, teacher." I said respectfully, eh, this tone popped out of my mouth, your brother-in-law almost wanted to vomit on my own!

Hypocrites! Hypocritical crowd!

"Okay, you come down, go back and modify the format, and the picture is not clear to be clear, the date here is wrong, change it back, and the rest should be no problem to change it, take a file bag, and take it over in the afternoon after changing it and hand it to the teacher. Okay, next. That, the classmates outside came back to prepare. ”

In this way, the last hurdle of my college test was over in less than three minutes, which meant that the university was officially over.

The feeling of ending is that there is no feeling, as if in a dream, a dream that is extremely short......

Wait a minute? Do you want to change it in the afternoon and get it to be autographed? Did I hear me right?

It's almost 12 o'clock at noon, and you go to work at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, which means that I have to run back to the dormitory in two hours, turn on the computer, change the format of the paper, fix the pictures, and then run down to print it, and finally get it to the classroom to sign a name?

Damn, Lao Tzu has been talking about lunch since the morning, and I haven't eaten breakfast yet!

At this time, I envy the students who went back to revise their papers after the defense very early, and I should have changed to enjoy lunch leisurely......

Shame on the loss of the horse, the truth!

When God closes that door in your heart, He will open a window for you. Never say you're unlucky or lucky, it's up to you, fate has the final say!

It's running again, brother's new album, teenagers love sports, I hurried back to the dormitory with my file bag and the original manuscript paper that was circled into art, well, I packed a lunch box halfway, because if I don't eat something, I'll go to meet God for a while.

While eating, I worked hard to "work", dizzy and dizzy, and ran to the printing department of the commercial street to print non-stop, but I was still half an hour late to arrive at classroom 222, just before the teacher was ready to leave, I took his name.

Naturally, a scolding is indispensable, but I am reluctant in my heart: Damn, why are the two grandsons behind me faster than me? Hell yes!

Passing by the commercial street, I happened to meet the two grandsons, stopped them and asked, "You are behind me, why did you change it so quickly?"

Who knew that the two grandsons looked at each other, and pretended to answer me mysteriously: "Guess!"

I guess your sister and I, I tell you, don't challenge my brother's patience, even I'm afraid if my brother gets mad!

I flattered my two grandsons with two Chinese sticks and asked them to tell the truth. It's okay not to listen to it, but I almost fainted after hearing it.

"When it was our turn, the bell rang after class, and the teachers didn't look at it, and they all thought that we could persevere until the end, and this perseverance had proved our ability, and I believed that there was nothing wrong with the paper, so we ......passed it directly."

Passed it directly to us......

Give us a ......

We've passed......

It's over......

Finish......

Life is unsatisfactory, be quiet and smile bitterly!

Ahh......h

You two give me back the Chinese cigarettes!

Two more days later, the time came to submit the electronic version. At this time, I became lucky again, the electronic version is different from the paper version, the electronic version is recognized by the library computer system, the format is wrong, the picture is not clear can not pass the system, the computer can not archive and can not graduate normally.

Haha, when it took me less than two seconds to upload successfully, and I just had to wait for the manual review to be passed and I could finish the work perfectly. On the contrary, the two grandsons gloated in the past, the teacher didn't point out the mistakes, nothing was changed, there were many loopholes, and they couldn't get over the hurry after uploading a few times.

I said it, I don't know if I'm not blessed, right? Don't gloat when you think you're lucky, who can predict tomorrow? Ahem, it seems that I am gloating now, super, you have the ability to call Lao Tzu back!

Nima, did you really call Lao Tzu back? There is also a reason for failing the audit?

"Ding xx, the copyright page of the paper you submitted is invalid, please upload it again within three days!"

I rub, what does it mean? Isn't the copyright page signed by me? Song Ti No. 4 also bolded font!

When I asked my roommate, I was given titles such as "stupid", "Idiot, I want to write a handwritten dear signature!" ”

Think about it yourself,That's right,Wouldn't it be possible to mess around if the dog input method hits? Others can also enter my name!

Sign your name in the "Author" column of the copyright page of the paper version, and then go to the printing department of the commercial street to scan it, convert it into an electronic version and upload it, so that the autograph is included in the certification.

Tossed to death, the thesis finally came to an end, which was even more tiring than working overtime during Lao Tzu's internship. I can only sigh: China's education and culture will play!

This may seem broad and profound, but I don't understand the superficiality......

The next step is to take graduation photos, the students are very excited, and learn that the photo schedule of our college is the first batch, that is, tomorrow, all of them are crazy and crazy to call relatives and friends to fill the field at that time.

Not to be outdone, I have a lot of relatives here, my grandmother has nine daughters, there are three in Yizhou alone, my aunt's family of four, five or six, a few phone calls over, there can be thirty or fifty people, cough cough, thirteen or thirteen people.

For this undercurrent of graduation photo conference, the students have put a lot of effort into it. For example, I spent six or seven hundred just to buy a set of formal clothes, and more than a thousand with shoes and ties. How to show the momentum of a college student?

Okay, here's the show.

At eight o'clock in the morning, they got up and dressed up to gather, the relatives did not arrive so quickly, and the playground was already full of people, bustling and lively.

I sat in a row with my buddies, smoking cigarettes and watching the lesbians in professional attire while waiting for the opening.

I have to say that girls in formal clothes are more seductive and attractive to men than girls in laid-back clothes! Even the female classmates who usually look like buddies in the class wear formal clothes, and they all look feminine at this time, which impresses me.

After half an hour of noisy noise, it was finally time for the photo ceremony. First, class by class went up to take group photos, then wore bachelor's uniforms and threw off bachelor's hats, and finally moved freely. Free activities are the craziest, and there are good friends who hug and jump next to Qingshui Lake; There are those who bought a ring and proposed to their girlfriends with the testimony of everyone; There is a silk man who confesses to the public after presenting a song of ghosts crying wolves; There are also kneeling to express gratitude, hugging their parents and crying wildly......

Everyone has a long story behind them, and when emotions are built up to the limit, they need to be fully released in some right way. They took advantage of this graduation ceremony to vent the stress and emotions that had accumulated since their studies......

Everyone has a story, and I'm no exception. I have a more calm personality, and I am lazy, so I can't toss like them. Greet the relatives who arrived, chat happily with them, blow the water, and then look at the photo scene in the distance, estimate that the time is almost up, and hand over the relatives to the sister to receive, and return to the place where the photo was just taken alone.

Now, it's the turn of the students of the School of Jewelry to take pictures.

And she, a student in class 6 of jewelry, a girl from Caoshan, is one year younger than me, I met her when I was working part-time in my sophomore year, and I believe you already know her name, yes, didn't you say it before?

Remember? Chu Ling, remember?

In this way, she looked at her quietly from afar, wearing a black bachelor's uniform and a bachelor's hat, smiling charmingly among her classmates, and unexpectedly and a little confused took a bouquet of flowers delivered by the flower delivery staff on time according to the agreed time, and she was smiling and very happy when taking pictures.

I watched her under the tree and had a great time.

Although I have no fate in this life and can't catch up with her, in my heart, she is still the most beautiful and kind girl I have ever seen!

Especially at this time, she smiled brightest with flowers in her hand, and the bouquet of white lilies matched her very well, both of them were so pure and flawless.

It's almost, and there's no point in looking at it any longer. Because even looking at her for a hundred years is not enough.

Silently turned away, tears fell quietly. Fate, that's it......

May you be happy and happy every day!

Isn't loving someone just hoping that she will be happy every day? Why care if she's by your side or not?

Maybe she's there, I'm here.

But I'm here, my heart is there!

Isn't it just together?

If you're well, it's a sunny day.

"Hello classmates!" I happened to bump into the flower giver, who seemed to recognize me with his tanned skin, and greeted me with his white teeth.

"Hello!" I smiled in response.

"Classmate, the flowers were delivered on time, remember to give me a five-star rating!"

"Definitely."

……

Some people express their emotions without scruples and generously, which is a bold person; Some people bury their emotions deep in their hearts, silently guarding and not being good at words.

I undoubtedly belong to the latter group.

So, I am introverted, I lack passion in life, and I lack a lot of laughter.

Just like tossing and turning later, I worked for several companies after graduation and couldn't do it for long, and no matter how much you scratch your scalp, you can't guess what career I, a college graduate, is doing now.

Guess what, huh...... It will be revealed at the end of the book, so be patient and wait for the sao year.

In the middle of summer in June, the temperature is as hot as a red-hot stove. After graduation, the school will order you to leave the school at a specified time.

After hugging and parting with his roommates, he took his graduation certificate alone to report to the new unit.

It was the unit where my uncle had worked for 20 years, a state-owned enterprise with a large scale and four subsidiaries in Bangzhou alone.

I really couldn't find a suitable unit, so I had the opportunity to go in after asking Uncle for help - their unit was already full, and Uncle was a financial manager, so it wasn't too difficult to cram an undergraduate student.

However, it is still considered an intern with a probationary period of three months. It does not include food and accommodation, and it also pays 70 yuan a day.

I thought, as a fresh graduate, I have no work experience and no ability to work, and I can't help the company to seek benefits, which is acceptable.

So, I signed an agreement, the internship period is one month, and the company decides whether you want to stay or go.

On June 28th, I officially went to work. On the first day of work in a state-owned enterprise, I went up to the 5th floor, and when I went in, I saw that in the orderly rows of desks, the employees were working in an orderly manner, and the temperature on the street outside was hot, but here it was cool and breezy, and the air-conditioned room

The temperature and atmosphere are not at all comparable to the previous garage.

Ilovehere.

Because my uncle said when he called the company, he told me to go directly to the head of the personnel department after I arrived at the company. So, when I entered the company's gate, I asked for the location of the security and personnel department, and I came to the 5th floor.

When the female staff at the front desk saw me coming in, she politely asked, "Hello sir, can I help you?"

"Hello, I'm a new employee who came to work, please take me to Minister Huang, thank you!"

"Oh, it turned out to be a new colleague, Minister Huang is in a meeting, you have to wait a minute, I'll take you to the reception room to wait for a while."

"Okay."

Follow this beautiful female staff member to the reception room, and when I go in, I am not the only new employee - there are already two handsome guys dressed up and waiting quietly.

"The two colleagues are in a hurry, maybe they have to wait a little longer, this is also a new colleague, and it is very likely that you will be in the same department in the future!" The female front desk joked humorously.

Again, I greet you respectfully. Actually, why be respectful?

Uh, I can't figure that out either...... But I was humble and humble.

The female receptionist instructed the three of us to wait here and then returned to the front desk. The three of us are about the same age, and we are about to become morning and night colleagues, but the atmosphere in the reception room is very strange.

The silence was suffocating. None of them spoke, both of them were playing on their phones, and I squinted and was blinded - one was looking at his career, the other was browsing********......

I couldn't laugh or cry, what the hell is this?

Could it be that all the college students who have graduated now are so weird?

Fortunately, this hero belongs to a relatively normal person, hum.

I took out a copy of Master Pentecost's "The Legend of the Black Eagle" and read it with relish......

I don't know how long it was, but the door suddenly opened. A woman of about thirty years old, who was also dressed professionally, had long hair and glasses, and had the words "Minister Huang Fengqiong" engraved on her badge in gild.

The Lord is coming. I'm sitting on the back of the seat, ready to perform well and hopefully get a good position.

However, before I could react, the two handsome guys next to me stood up almost the moment the minister came in, and said respectfully: "Hello minister!"

I'm wiping, old bastard, buddy, when did you put away your phone?

I hurriedly stuffed the novel into my bag, and by this time the minister had already sat down at the top of the seat, during which I noticed that the minister had glanced at me.

Finished.

I'm ready to send the Frontier......

"All three of you are here to work today, so I'll make a long story short, first of all, you are all fresh graduates, from different schools, but you are all people with academic qualifications. So I hope that in the next month, you will work hard and strive to achieve good results, and our HR department will consider turning you into a regular employee of our company, and you will have a stable income and benefits at that time. I'm sure you're also aware of the gap between interns and permanent employees. Okay, without further ado, let's arrange your work. ”

The high-level is the high-level, and the words and things are so neat, I like it!

Then, I became a "close" colleague with a man named Liang Jianpei, and was assigned to the same department, the taxi promotion department. The other was assigned to the customer service department, which specializes in grinding with people......

Hey? Liang Jianacing? Why is the name so familiar......

The relationship between the two of us became ambiguous in an instant, cough cough, close, harmonious, in the future, we will be brothers in the tiger, we must have a good relationship and unite not to let others bully the newcomer.

It's a pity that when we sharpened our knives and prepared to struggle, we found that it was redundant. This department, how to say it? It's busy when it's light, it's ineffective when it's busy, and it's ineffective because there is no goal and no direction.

In one word: chaos.

When the female receptionist took Liang Jianpei and me to the promotion department in the center of the 5th floor, we were instantly stunned: Is this the company's office? This is the "Marketing Department"! And it's the marketing department of the vegetable market.

There are only five or six colleagues in the entire promotion department, and the space is neither big nor small, but except for the two rows in the middle where people sit and there are computer desks, the other spaces are full of sundries, information documents, and even electric kettles and crockpots for soup.

At this time, several comrades in the promotion department stuck their heads out of the pile of information and looked at the two of us expressionlessly, all of them looked tired and their hair was messy.

Minister Huang also seemed to be a little disgusted with this place, and shouted to Brother Sharp: "Manager Deng, someone brought it to you, you can arrange it yourself!" After speaking, the soles of my feet slipped away like oil, leaving Liang Jianxiang and I to look at each other, each finding fear in each other's eyes......

I have a brother-in-law, and when Brother Sharp, Manager Deng approached the two of us, the evocative smell almost made me roll my eyes and faint.

I wiped it, and I knew that Manager Deng hadn't changed his underwear for at least three days......