Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Bear Child Should Be Given to Professor Yang!
Chapter Seventy-Eight
"This is where you need to work, from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Your role is to record the appointment of the client and wait until I come back to deal with it - you are a phone lady. Su Xiaorou explained.
Wang Dongxing nodded again and again, and the stone in his heart also fell, it was a thing worth celebrating not to have to directly put it right with the unjust soul, he didn't have the ability to slay demons and eliminate demons now, and his half-saint-level cultivation had become yesterday's yellow flower.
"The sixteenth floor where the company is located is once a haunted house, no one wants to live in it, and I bought it at a low price. In order to make the land price here not rise, I did not get rid of the little ghosts in this house, but arranged a formation to trap them. In other words, you need to live with them every day. Don't be afraid, they are very well-behaved under the constraints of the formation, as long as you ignore them, they can't do anything to you! Su Xiaorou smiled maliciously and said surprising words lightly.
"Woooooooooooo (Don't!) Woooooooooooo (It's not scientific!) Woo woo (I don't want to live with ghosts!) Wang Dongxing let out a desperate cry, but was unexpectedly ignored.
"You said you liked it?" Su Xiaorou deliberately distorted Wang Dongxing's meaning, then reached out and took out a remote control and asked, "Are you happy?" Am I misunderstood? ”
Wang Dongxing was very undisciplined and rebelled, and because he was banned, he was limited in his voice. In the end, he chose a voice that best expressed his humiliating feelings: "Wang... Wow..."
"Huh? Turned into a puppy? Sure enough, he is an obedient and good employee! In that case, I'll go back and enjoy the first day of fun with the hosts! Su Xiaorou showed a demonic smile, turned around and left the company, leaving Wang Dongxing alone in the gloomy but not dark company.
Wang Dongxing looked at the time - at six o'clock in the afternoon, the sunshine was going to say goodbye to this world, and Sister Moon, who was on duty, was going to work. The stars also showed naughty eyes, but Wang Dongxing's mood was extremely heavy.
That girl said there were ghosts here, right? There really are ghosts, right? But is this thing really scientific? It's not scientific! The problem is that the girl just now obviously said that she had released her true words to herself! So the ghost thing may also exist!
Inexplicably, Wang Dongxing felt that the room was cold, as if something was about to break in. Finally, in the endless ice and darkness, a sad sigh came from outside the door: "Finally someone is here again, brother, fight the landlord?" ”
"Huh?" Wang Dongxing's eyes fell, and what appeared in front of him were two bloodless translucent objects. It seems to be full of negative energy of electric ions, and the gusts of yin wind are particularly deterrent, but all the gloomy painting style has been almost ruined by the sentence "Brother, don't fight the landlord".
Sure enough, there is something wrong with the worldview of this world, and there will never be real evil or eternal sorrow, and it will always be this kind of teasing guy.
"Mantra lifted! Mortal! Let's fight the landlord! Otherwise, we will take your soul—" A ghost threatened with blood pouring from its eyes.
"It's useless, please be sure to take back your acting skills, your image has almost collapsed, and the red paint is very expensive - while bleeding from the seven tricks, threatening people and landlords are not intimidating at all, I will give you a copy of "On the Self-cultivation of Actors" when I have time, the times are developing, the world is progressing, come, let's fight the landlord first!" Wang Dongxing sat cross-legged on the ground and said happily.
When Su Xiaorou came to the company the next day, she found a perverted Guoben with unkempt hair, dilated pupils, and a cloak with scattered hair, leaving only a pair of pants. His limbs were weak, his hands and feet were weak, he was foaming at the mouth, and he muttered, "Impossible, Masaka..."
"Were you really scared?" Su Xiaorou felt a little flustered in her heart, and thought silently: "This kind of criminal law is indeed very cruel for an ordinary person!" ”
Wang Dongxing suddenly noticed that someone else had appeared, and hugged Su Xiaorou's thigh with a whoosh, leaving tears of pain and despair: "Ahhhhhhh Ahhh It's miserable! It's so desperate! There is no hope in this world! There is no future in this world! My world has no regrets, and I think of the running in the sunset that afternoon, which was my lost youth! ”
"What did you see?" Su Xiaorou couldn't help but say curiously, the ghosts in the company are half of her pets, all of them are very weird, and whenever a new person comes, they will change into various shapes to play with them. They have been transformed into the Nine Hells, Nightmare Frontiers and other desperate abysses, and have a glorious record of scaring thirty-seven people.
"There are ghosts! Ghosts! They dragged me to fight the landlord with them! They candid the film! Hide the cards out of the thousands! I've never even seen a pie with more than a dozen people overnight! The biggest one I've ever caught is a nine! It's horrible! It's horrible! Wang Dongxing muttered incoherently about his frightening journey.
That's right, the hell isn't scary. He'd seen countless souls in the wilderness, and he wasn't at all curious about ghosts - the only thing that made him desperate was the gang of grandsons stealing cards! The main thing is that they play the legendary strip poker! Wang Dongxing lost it all in less than half an hour!
The greatest despair in the world is the absence of hope. How can there be hope with two ghost old landlords? So Wang Dongxing collapsed!
Three, four, five, six, no seven, are you depressed or not?
Three, three, four, four, five, five, six, seven, this kind of god-level double dragon was flattened by four Ks, are you depressed or not?
There is only one card left in your hand, but the opponent throws the right pair infinitely, are you depressed or not? Wang Dongxing, who is optimistic, was forced to look like this ghost!
If it weren't for Su Xiaorou's timely arrival, Wang Dongxing would have broken the seal at this moment, regained his semi-saint-level mana, and summoned the holy light to kill these two unsophisticated ghosts! It's so aggrieved! It's so shameless! How can a ghost not have a bottom line to such a point?
After learning the truth, Su Xiaorou's tears were about to fall, and she introduced: "One of the two ghosts who fought with you yesterday is called Dumb, and the other is called Agua!" They love to play pranks most - of course they are unintentional and may not have been played with them for too long, so they can only win this way. They're just kids, please don't hold them accountable! ”
"Uh-hehe-hehe! A sentence that they can cover up all the crimes with just children? Is the Law on the Protection of Minors aimed at protecting juveniles? Bear children will be punished for making mistakes! Disobedient children need to summon Professor Yang! High voltage is justice! The electric chair is calling you! I think the damn Three Thousand and One Realm Cosmic Will really deserves to die! The deity of the top demi-saint was so unjust in his own home! Let my anger turn into thunder and lightning! Thief God! Give me back the strength! If you don't give me strength, I'll destroy this Three Thousand and One Realm!" Mommy's! I've had enough! Wang Dongxing completely fell into a rampage under the destruction of the bear child's ghost, and his full of grievances turned into anger against God.
He stretched out his middle finger and pointed directly at the sky, and his powerful wish power communicated the will of the great universe. After a helpless sigh, Cang Tian opened the seal on Wang Dongxing's body by one millionth, and then lowered his will and said in his mind: "One millionth of the power is enough for you to protect yourself, please be sure not to destroy the world too much......"
Wang Dongxing nodded with satisfaction, he looked at the ghosts in the room with a sneer: "The naughty bear child should be punished, and the onlookers yesterday should also be punished!" Come out! Angry thunder and lightning! Look at the moves! Professor Yang's flaming red lips! ”