On weekend evenings, the small inns around the school become happy houses for couples. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoIt is said that it is necessary to order a week in advance to get started. The nepotism of this small hotel stretches from Shangdi in the north, to Yuyuantan Park in the south, from the West Fourth Ring Road in the west, and to Dewai Street in the east.

We call it the hotel economic belt, which is said to be - of course it is said, because I have not been to it - it is said that some of these hotels are very secretive, and there are no signboards outside for tax evasion, and there are partitions inside, and the sound insulation effect can be imagined.

At first, I wondered why the nepotism of this hotel was so long, but then others told me, you are stupid, do the students of the University of Science and Technology make an appointment in their own yard, how embarrassed it is to be bumped into by acquaintances, it must be to Peking University Tsinghua University, and vice versa.

Think about it, there are three holes of the cunning rabbit, ** at least four or five holes to be safe.

Merchants are happy to please students, and continue to introduce low-cost sex services, condoms are delivered in hourly rooms, and both parties hold student IDs at half price, etc., which are blatantly posted on school billboards. It was an avant-garde era, and the outdated me watched these restlessness and restlessness as a bystander.

On Friday night, couples walked out of school in pairs and headed straight to the inns for fluid exchange exercises. It's going to be another night of earthquakes.

As a happy single dog, he set up a bureau in a hotel at the south gate of the University of Liberal Arts. Geng Hao, Lu Zejun, and Brother Mei arrived one after another.

Yin Deji chirped crookedly on the phone and said that he had encountered something, and he couldn't say a word or two, so let's wait to meet and talk.

As soon as this goods entered the house, they were sad and bitter.

I asked, "Haven't you been very active in taking care of Brother Mei's business every day lately?" What hit you? ”

He said with a straight face: "My parents came to Beijing, and they found me a daughter-in-law in the mountains and valleys of my hometown, and they wanted me to go home and get married." ”

"How about taking a look at the photos first, isn't it eye-catching?" Lu Zejun was more excited than Yin Deji, as if he was marrying a daughter-in-law for him.

Yin Deji said: "Raise a fart eye, my mother came with a photo of someone else, and she looks exactly like Durant of the Thunder, Lao Tzu was scared when he saw the photo, how dare he go back to the cave room with her?" ”

Yoon Deji pulled out a photo from his pocket.

Lu Zejun snatched it up: "I'll it, what kind of Durant is this, it's obviously the Hulk who failed plastic surgery." ”

Brother Mei couldn't wait, and jumped over to take a look: "Haha, what Hulk, it's obviously a female Tyson." ”

I also couldn't wait to meet Yin Deji's future daughter-in-law, so I hurriedly grabbed the photo.

I saw a girl who looked like a mixed-race girl above, estimated to be a mixed-race African indigenous and South Asian, with a fat body, dark skin, a bucket waist, and thick lips It is estimated that you have to use up two lipsticks once you paint them, and you have to use at least two sheets at a time to cover the big face plate to make a mask. is grinning with his front teeth, which makes people shudder.

"Are your parents going to kidnap you back?" I asked jokingly.

Yin Deji was extremely annoyed: "I'm afraid of this, and I'm even more afraid that after being tied back, I will be **** by this woman, and my reputation will be tarnished, you have to save me from the dire situation, everyone!" ”

In "Dream of Red Mansions", it is written that Shi Xiangyun loves to laugh and almost breaks his intestines, and Brother Mei is as good as Shi Xiangyun.

She has been laughing since she saw the photo, although she didn't want to hit Yin Deji with laughter, but her self-control was so poor that she couldn't stop at all, and she laughed for more than ten minutes.

Seeing that he was about to stabilize and grabbed the photo to watch, he smiled and covered his stomach while leaning back and forth, purely looking for abuse by himself.

After laughing enough, she covered her stomach and said to Yin Deji: "You don't know anyone else, how can you just look at your looks?" ”

Yin Deji said: "I have seen this woman, one level higher than us in elementary school, black, fat and strong, my body of dried cowpeas, I have to go to see Lord Yama when she comes down, and then Lord Yama asked me, how did you become a meatloaf, I said that my daughter-in-law sat on it, and it is estimated that Lord Yama will not let me reincarnate with such rake ears." If I were forced to marry her, my life would be over. ”

"People work well, a top two, I think you get cheap and sell well." Brother Mei said.

Yin Deji wanted to cry without tears: "I beg you, I must not let my parents' conspiracy succeed, otherwise my life will be over." ”

At this time, Geng Hao proposed: "Yin Zi, as soon as the lights in this cave room are turned off, I can't see my appearance, who is with whom." ”

We couldn't help ourselves and laughed.

After laughing, he realized the seriousness of the problem, Yin Deji's parents have always been resolute in doing things, and the two of them have a strong temper, so they really let Yin Deji go home and have a litter of dolls with that black fat girl, and the fucking play in his life is really over. Not to mention that the dream of the first chef in the capital is shattered, it is estimated that the sex life will not be very coordinated in the future and become a eunuch.

I proposed: "Don't make fun of Yin Zi, it's not easy for Yin Zi to marry a daughter-in-law, let's prepare the gift money as soon as possible." ”

Yin Deji hurriedly told me: "Boss, you have to help me settle this matter, my parents can listen to you, say that you are educated, and from time to time take you as an example to reprimand me, you must be the master of this matter, otherwise I will plunge into Kunming Lake tomorrow." ”

I said, "Your parents don't necessarily listen to me, after all, I don't have much social experience, my mouth is hairless, and I can't convince myself what I say." Your parents should be able to listen to what my parents say, they are all the same era, I remember when I was a child, your parents consulted my parents in advance for anything and everything. Well, I'll ask my parents to call your parents in a moment and make things clear, and this should be resolved. ”

Yin Deji wanted to kneel down and kowtow to me three times: "The boss is the boss, we F4 can't live without you." After saying this, he was so excited that he hugged me and pretended to cry.

"Aren't you going to introduce a new friend to us today, who?" Brother Mei interrupted.

I smiled mysteriously and said, "Wait a minute, everyone get ready." ”

I picked up my phone and dialed a number and said, "Come in." ”

I saw Fu Wenxin jumping in from the door: "Hello, myoldfriends!"

A scream almost broke Lao Tzu's eardrum, and I saw Brother Mei's frightened expression: "Ah, my goddess." ”

She jumped over like an overexcited deer and stayed with Fu Wenxin: "My goddess, I think you are so bitter!" ”

Fu Wenxin was excited: "My good Meimei, I miss you so much." ”

The two of them were like glue, and we all stood there as fossils when we hugged each other.

Everyone was surprised and excited, including Geng Hao, who was indistinguishable from joy and sorrow, and they all grinned at this time, like a fern that had been dark for decades and suddenly saw a ray of sunshine.

Only Yin Deji had an inexplicable expression, it was obvious that he had not yet come out of the shadow of the female Tyson, and was shocked by the scene in front of him.

Especially Brother Mei's earth-shattering scream, I suspect that she has learned the Qianli Transmission in Jin Yong's novel, and her internal strength is strong, and her ears are stunned for a few minutes and they are still buzzing.

Brother Mei and Fu Wenxin were ambiguous enough, and finally let Fu Wenxin go to everyone, and she introduced Yin Deji: "This big beauty is the goddess Fu Wenxin in our high school five-person group." ”

Yin Deji's puzzled facial expression finally relaxed: "Oh, it turns out that this is Zeng's sister-in-law." Disrespectful, disrespectful! ”

I pushed Yin Deji and whispered in his ear: "What sister-in-law Zeng, don't talk nonsense." ”

At this time, Fu Wenxin's cheeks flushed slightly.

Geng Hao's face turned pale in an instant, and he twisted his head to the side and pretended to be cool.

Yin Deji didn't react: "Huh? Did I say something wrong? ”

The atmosphere suddenly became more awkward.

Don't look at Lu Zehuan's occasional childishness, he can see the fire at the critical moment, and hurriedly bring the beer to the table: "Let's sit down first, it's not easy to meet again today, if you don't get drunk, you won't return!" ”

After taking his seat, Brother Mei asked, "When are you going back to the United States?" ”

Fu Wenxin said: "I won't go back." ”

Everyone except me looked at Fu Wenxin in surprise.

So she talked about the college entrance examination, the experience of filling in the volunteer and going to the United States, and the idea of trying to spoof us.

Brother Mei was overjoyed, and leaned his head on Fu Wen's heart and sprinkled coquettishly: "In the future, I will finally have a companion, and I finally don't have to be bored to feed the sparrows every day." ”

Brother Mei really fed the group of sparrows around the cold noodle shop during this time.

After we helped her promote it on the BBS on the university campus under the guise of cold noodles and Shih Tzu, we didn't expect that the number of people who went to the house was increasing day by day, and during peak hours, the house could not be crowded with customers, so they had to squat outside to eat. There are repeat customers every day, and some even help the dormitory buddies and sisters pack and take them home. Watching the cold noodle shop thrive, we felt deeply comforted.

Brother Mei told Fu Wenxin about the metamorphosis of his cold noodle shop, thanked me very much, and said that I had a trick, and she would give me half of the shares when her shop went public in the future.

I said that this is because Brother Mei is diligent and gets up early and is greedy for darkness.

Geng Hao saw that Fu Wenxin's heart had bloomed into a sea of flowers, but he still pretended to be a barren Gobi desert. I deliberately said to him: "Haozi, you don't respect others when Fu Wenxin comes back?" What's boring there? ”

He let out an "oh", picked up the wine glass and touched it with Fu Wenxin and said, "It's good that you're back." Then he drank it all.

Fu Wenxin took a sip of the juice in the cup and said, "Geng Hao, you are still cool, you are so good at drawing, are there a lot of girls chasing you?" ”

This ** man was shy: "Where, it's good to be alone." ”

Lu Zehuan sighed: "There are already people in Haozi's heart. ”

"You know it again, you know everything." Geng Hao stepped on Lu Zehuan and motioned for him to shut up.

"Oh? Is it? What kind of girl is it? Brother Mei suddenly asked a few questions, with an extremely complicated expression on his face, "Can you introduce us to him?" ”

The atmosphere was infinitely awkward, Geng Hao patted Lu Zehuan's head and said, "Don't listen to this little kid's nonsense. I only have Picasso, Riccoeur, Matisse in my heart, and no one else. ”

Lu Zehuan said: "Wow, our great painter is so clear. Forget it, I'll shut up and eat, and I'll not wade into your troubled waters. ”

Geng Hao said: "That's right. ”

We talked about the eccentric Widow Ye in Qiaobian Town, the funny fat policeman Wenwu, the Zhang Bing who was flattened by us, everything that F4 used to be, and the bits and pieces of high school.

In the laughter, time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it is the early hours of the morning, and the cool breeze sneaks in through the cracks in the windows, making people feel refreshed.

arranged for them to take a taxi back to their respective dormitories, and he and Fu Wenxin walked back to school. Walking on the quiet streets, the late autumn leaves are colorful, the breeze blows, and the dead leaves like butterflies fly to the ground, and are rolled up again, fluctuating, just like life. This is the most beautiful season of the year in Beijing.

She said: "Beijing at this time is the most beautiful, faded from the hustle and bustle of the day, there is no noisy people and cars, I like this quiet." ”

"Unfortunately, this quiet is only temporary, and in a few hours, the road will be crowded with all kinds of people, hopeful, disappointed, searching, lost, and we are only small molecules."

"Yes, Beijing is so big, so big that there is no boundary, without you, I can't find the meaning here."

At this time, an uncle who destroyed the poetry popped up next to him, and said in a thick northeast accent: "Do you want to open a room to vent your fire?" ”

Although the street lights were not very bright, I could still see Fu Wenxin's face flushed.

I said, "No." ”

This uncle was unyielding and told us: "Free set of sets, 24-hour hot water." Let's go and see the room first. ”

I said firmly, "I'm sorry, I really don't." ”

The uncle left in a huff.

Fu Wenxin's face is like a peach blossom, and it is extremely beautiful.