Chapter VIII Armed Forces
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Of course, Nezha is immune to her.
Of course, as the protagonist, I will certainly not always be a "crotch wrapper", at least with the help of Nezha, I quickly calmed down.
In the following morning, I happily received a huge sum of tens of thousands of yuan, and the money on the table was piled up into a small mountain - the 10,000 yuan bill was actually a small dozen, and the small mountain of 10,000 yuan, you can imagine what the change became. I even found a few gross tickets contributed by Master Li in it!
Nezha and Su Daji looked at the pile of colorful "pieces of paper" and were unmoved—not that their realm was, but that they had just come from the fairy realm and had not yet realized the invincible power of the renminbi.
"Hey, get rich?" A familiar voice came from the doorway, followed by a man walking in.
I instinctively stood in front of the pile of money, and when I saw who it was, I couldn't help but get a little nervous.
The old lewd man who pulled the wind smiled, showing his big yellow teeth and embarrassed beard. Like the cup of drymartine, he glanced at Nezha first, and Nezha turned his head and left.
The old man glanced at Su Daji again, and Su Daji, the nine-tailed big fox who was originally stunned, suddenly stood up and followed Nezha to the back warehouse.
Me: "......" I complained frantically in my heart: What is the relationship between the three of them? Why is it so awkward to meet? What does it mean to turn around and leave? Isn't Su Daji a plant fox who can only speak one sentence?
I watched with some horror as the old god stick slowly approached me until I could smell the leek in his mouth. "What are you going to do?" I couldn't take it anymore and asked him.
The old god stick he, he pulled a stack of renminbi past me, and slowly dipped his saliva and counted: "Do you still want to transfer your store now?" ”
To be honest, for a moment, I hesitated and wavered a little. I even thought that the people who lined up for dozens of meters in the morning were all actors hired by this old god stick in front of me. But turning my head and looking at the money on the table, I still think it's unlikely-so many actors in one morning, how much do you get from your salary!
I can't think of what he was trying to do with me.
The old god stick finally spoke faintly: "Actually, I calculated that the warehouse behind your shop is a feng shui treasure land, I don't know why, it is very suitable for flawed immortals and monsters like us to stay there and recuperate." Don't you see that Daji's actions are already much stronger than those of a vegetative person today? ”
I laughed, "Then can I contact the family of the vegetative person in the hospital?" ”
The old god stick waved his hand: "Be serious!" I'm just saying that your warehouse is a treasure of feng shui, but that's for us immortals, you ordinary people are like ants in the eyes of our immortals. Do you understand ants? ”
I was disdainful: "Then you still live in an ant's nest." ”
The old god's face was embarrassed, and he smiled with a smile: "Isn't there no way." ”
I pouted: "Let's talk about it formally, what conditions do you have." First of all, although I rented this store, I know you first, and I have priority. ”
The old god stick said: "We currently have three immortals who have dropped mortal ......"
I interjected and asked, "What do you mean at the moment......"
"As of the end of last month, isn't it the 2nd today?" The old god gave me a blank look: "Things have to start from the first of last month." ”
I sat down first, pointing to a chair for the old god stick to sit on.
"Last month, there was a sudden accident in Heavenly Court, and many immortals lost a lot of mana inexplicably. And there are constantly immortals falling from the sky. Speaking of this, the old god pointed to his nose and said, "I was the first, and I almost fell into a puddle of." ”
"It's because your mana is too low, right?" I remembered the old god's stunt of turning, and I couldn't help but laugh.
The old god glared at me: "Let me repeat again, even if we immortals have fallen into the mortal dust, we still have at least one spell by our side, you are careful to provoke me, turn you into and throw it out, anyway, there are a lot of stray dogs on the street." ”
I was startled: "Hey, I'm not a dog lover, you ...... I'm afraid of you! I sat down again, looked at him cautiously, and said with a smile, "And then?" ”
"Then, we want to find out who is doing the work on the canopy, and what is the purpose of making us fall to the earth." The old god stick said.
I spread my hands: "What does this have to do with me?" I'm just an ordinary ordinary person. ”
The old god stick was dissatisfied: "Don't you know me now?" Doesn't that have to do with it? ”
I stood up and threw him out: "Get out, I don't know you, if you come in again, I'll sue you for trespassing!" ”
The old god stick stood at the door, with words in his mouth, and suddenly stretched out his hand to point at me, and I was startled: "You are the big master, the big master, come in quickly." The little ones are wrong. ”
The old god nodded with satisfaction, came in and sat down: "I just said, no one wants to be." ”
Me: "......"
The old god stick continued, "Because most of our mana has disappeared inexplicably, all of our investigations based on this matter are conducted in the shadows. ”
I said foully: "Aren't you cowardly?" ”
The old god ignored me and continued to chatter: "After I fell, Nezha and Su Daji fell down. This month, only the three of us fell. ”
"Are you the three with the weakest mana?" As soon as I finished asking this question, I knew I was stupid. There are more people who are weaker than Nezha, but they are stronger than Nezha......
The old god stick shook his head: "There are more immortals in the sky than our three immortals with weak mana. I think they picked on the three of us, maybe it was just because the three of us happened to appear at Nantianmen at that time. ”
"Nantianmen?" I imagined the Nantianmen in the film and television drama: "The door guarded by the demon brothers? ”
The old god stick nodded: "Exactly." ”
I Holmes possessed the body and helped him analyze: "Look, is it a collective rebellion of the demon brothers, and it just so happens that the three of you have caught up?" ”
The old god shook his head and said nothing.
I asked him, "Nezha and Su Daji, I have seen the Fengshen List and know who they are." So who are you? ”
The old god shook his head and smiled bitterly, but still did not speak, only said, "You will know later." ”
I cut off: "Pretend to be mysterious, die fast!" ”
The old god glared at me, but in the end he couldn't say anything, so he sighed heavily.
This sigh made my heart sour for a while, and the heroism that I don't know where it came from suddenly filled my chest, and I softly comforted the old god with a sad face: "I will try to help you." ”
The old god smiled and did not speak.
"So what are we going to do next?" I asked again.
"Try your best to develop your own forces first, how many armed forces do you have on this street?" The old god asked.
I was taken aback: "Three police officers, one of them is a woman. Five little thugs, I'm still one of them. ”
Old Stick: "......"